How do we fix Canada?

How do we fix Canada?

One of those things isn't Canada.

Yes, Southern Ontario.

join the US...

fuck off with your autism maps

:^)

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Remove ontario and hongcouver

There's three things on there that aren't Canada, actually

you will be nothing without ontario

Alaska, NY and the state of Maine?

mmh yeah you're right, because I can't think of any other nhl team we would make fun of, if you guys were gone.

>implying our oil won't be our redemption

>Norway 2.0

the oilers would still exist

I agree with this map, but really I want toronto destroyed and industry spread around multiple cities with good roads. Like holy shit who thought that putting all our industry into one city with prehistoric infrastructure was a good idea.

at least their last stanley cup win don't date back to the Roman Empire

NY isn't on there. It's Alaska, Maine, and the upper peninsula of Michigan

good point

>not the jets

bump

I wish I was Canadian.

Destroying It.

>mfw a FUCKING canal will get BTFO'd once the North West Passage is clear

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhAH

Am I doing it right?

Abolish the French parts of Canada ie Quebec and New Brunswick

Yea cuz u could fix that autism with our free health care

Alaska should be part of Canada because it's completely separate from the other 50 states excluding Hawaii

>free
There's that word again.

I know we pay with taxes but at least you don't have 100 000$ hospital bills

Free the French speaking parts of your country of course.

You're right, I don't.

I love quebec but that shit has got to stop

incidentally, hawaii should also be part of canada

>at least you don't have 100 000$ hospital bills
You're right, we don't. Because we have insurance.

>Euros and Chinknadians unironically think people in the US go bankrupt if they stub a toe

You don't, it's fine as it is

Also, pls gib Alberta. They may as well be a flyover state

"no"

You don't even like Alberta
Let them come home

"them"

i'm from alberta and you can fuck right off

>tfw no Alberta gf

t.Alberta
I love my country thank you

it's just the Quebecois absolutely hate our guts for some reason. I like Quebec. I just meme at them when they shit on us

>alaska capital: whitehorse
no thank you

Merge NB, NS, NF, and PEI into one province.
Merge Labrador and Nunavik into a new territory.
Annex NW Ontario to MB.
Annex St. Pierre et Miquelon, Bermuda, and Turks and Caicos. Each gets their own territory.

Implement Rural-Urban Proportional electoral system.
Abolish the Senate.
Establish a republic with a largely ceremonial President appointed by Parliament.
Get Quebec to sign new constitution.

Renegotiate NAFTA.
More progressive taxation system with an effective maximum wage.
Implement national cap-and-trade exchange.
Mandate 50% worker representation on all corporate boards.
Universal single payer dental and pharma care.

This is no good.

like you :)

nuke it

DELET THIS

The great feels when I'm an american and I've slept with a full blooded albertan woman
all I want is an F250 with alberta plates

Fill Quebecois wombs with superior anglo babies.

Much better.

>Japan

We're CHINESE, Summer.