You wake up in Helsinki

You wake up in Helsinki

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I get vodka and energy drinks and try to not kill myself I guess.

Every day. Every day, man.

Find a cute Finnish bf

Helsinki is USSR-tier

That's Russia you dumbass.

Many commuters with Russian plates in Helsinki?

that's Vantaa you dumbfuck monkey

t. helsinki pro

wtf i hate Helsinki now!

I think you mean Norilsk.

You wake up in Moscow

Go to one of their world class saunas, peruse their finest selections of vodka, tour their famous meme factories, and eat iconic Finnish foods all while being as introverted as humanly possible.

Is it true Finland only has one "real" city?

>implying it's not how Russian neighborhood of Helsinki looks

Sigh

they have ACs? wtf?

yes and it's full of niggers and other subhumans

You wake up in Norilsk

I see no ACs on the pic.

Go to S-Market and eat a Fazer cinnamon pastry

the little squares on the windows

It's just the small part of the window, that you open during winters to ventilate the room. It's called "fortochka".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortochka

Nice - looks like something from half-life 2

go back to sleep

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fat sam

Yes, Turku

you wake up in russkie mir

I throw a grenade in a children's clothing store in the name of allah

pic related then I find my way to my finnish friend's house and we have a nice evening of binge drinking then I take the ferry back home :DDD