/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Found a viewing party at a bar in town. Time to get drunk and enjoy the figurative fireworks.

>need optics for guns I already own
>keep buying more guns

No.

when the fap was just right

>can't even force myself to finish placement matches in overwatch

i wish this game was as fun as it felt in beta

I don't support Trump, but I'm not voting for that harpy either.

I can already see it:

>Hillary giving out blandsimple concepts to stop things without any actual reinforcement to make it happen

>not a single Mexican poster has posted yet

They hate us.

We need to face it. We need to replace them for Cuba.
>people cheering for it

Colorado is red, Nate's a bit late

Debates generally don't sway people
Plus anyone who takes this debate serious is a moron, it's just entertainment

The only good non-/cum/ countries posters are as listed

>Latvia

That is all. Feet loving Germans and Your man Irishmen pls go.

no i'm not interested in a tavor, they cost way too much, shoot gas in your face and eyes, and have terrible triggers and are less accurate than a budget AR

agreeded

...

An estimated 100 million people are apparently planning to watch tonight. Oh I think they'll be some changes alright.

>/cul/

I hate it

>/cuc/
I love it

Pre debate predictions? Anything huge will happen tonight?

Trump will sprout memes and Clinton will talk policy. Cred Forums will thinks Trump won regardless and the rest of the United States will say otherwise.

idk, hopefully the cunt has a seizure

trump has been much more transparent and clear about his policies than clinton

/ex-brit/
Canada
USA
Bahamas
Belize
Jamaica

/gcub/, which would just be replace the last two with Greenland
Or a mix between both

Hilary will just repeat memes about Donald being a Nazi and Trump will just call her a weakling runt

all the russian/"latvian" does is post pics of his backyard, youtube links to some shitty latvian movie trailer, pictures of some latvian wikipedia articles and post about how tired he is from work and that he is going to sleep if he is not on a buttblast streak when the russian posts itt as well

Me on the other hand...I post finest hand picked underground foot goodness from the Asian continent as well as sick choons...

youtube.com/watch?v=xt1fz5U4toE

I was thinking about this

>A leaf attempts to bait

Trump will be Trump and Hillary will try to correct his record

What was the old Greenlanders name that use to post in /cum/? Issac or something? I think he fix'd peoples heating.

>Clinton will talk policy

>there is a nazi comic frog and...yes i am a woman please vote for me

Hilary will lose hard and still get elected.

There's no way she can debate against someone that banters for a job. Her methods are too simple, and it pisses me off how many people cheer for her """"solutions"""". Trump might as well just do what Lois does in that one scene in Family Guy to get the favor of the left.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rm3d43HLyTI

i was not attempting to bait at all

all clinton does is call trump racist and talk about how the country is under attack by crazy right wing white men

express.co.uk/news/world/714481/Transgender-man-gives-birth-OWN-BABY-world-first

>Sick-spanics

Surely you've got better bait than that.

2 hours lads

read the last sentence to yourself

I seriously hope you guys don't watch anime

Don't feed it, you fuck.

>protect first and second amendment
>choose constituionalist scotus judges
>build wall
>be more isolationist with military intervention
>concise tax plan laid out
>execute sjws

i don't even know what the fuck hillary's platform is other than "stronger together yay diversity and fuck white men they're all racist"

This. It's the Japaneses revenge for hiroshima.

i'm feeding you deez toez, you fuck

Come on, can we at least tolerate the existence of Jojo and OPM at least?

Mexico, reporting in.

I'd vote Trump

0.5/10 bait scale, have a (you)

mi corazon

Ola

You're really bad at this.

>baiting by calling a legit post bait

this is truly meta baiting on your part

>t. brainwashed shitlery cuck

you're the one who is bad at this

I need to eat a shit

>whoah momma

ola ke ase

Where were you, carbon?

Based canuck

The debate will leave Hillary in a worse state than she was when she had """pneumonia"""

>good anime
that's how it starts user

Holi

security with their power stance always looks so laughable

I took a refreshing shit

Are there any more of these types of pictures?

Is there a way I can see whats playing on Netflix before plunging into a subscription?

My mother used to work on the Secret Service for Hillary's detail, no bully

Netflix is shit, dont bother

I dunno

It's some lame version of the parade rest.

It's meant to keep you calm, so not to lose focus.

seo-michael.co.uk/how-to-manually-install-1channel-add-on-xbmc/

just do this. fuck paying for things

I don't like when girls play with my balls. Focus on the shaft and tip ffs.

are ya shtoopid or something
some ball fondling during a succ is gud

I appreciate your help, but I do not understand shit that this page is saying

I haven't pooped in 3 weeks

Agreed

I love playing with a girls hair during a bj

this honestly. I hate it when girls play with my balls, that shits uncomfortable. do other dudes actually like that? my DICK needs your hands and mouth.

were you raised in a barn?

Liar

I don't like it either. It's too sensitive and ticklish

DEAD MAN WALKIN

y'all gots issues i swear to god f.am

This is the girl mentality:

>he's trusting me with his most sensitive, vulnerable part of his body
>I could see him suffer through the worst any man can go through if I do something to them
>he trusts me that much
>I love him
>*puts balls in mouth*
>(thinks to self) I'd never hurt him!

You're giving that girl a tremendous amount of trust to her. She's just honored and wants to show you that you can trust her as well.

You'd be ded

are you a donkey?

Brother please

real question is, would you let a girl finger your butt? Women like that shit for some reason

>posts an anime webm
>claims to understand female psychology
topkek

MEXICO, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU

I SUMMON YOU.

hi im mexicunt

Mondays suck

night buds

hopefully Hillary will die 2nite

What the fuck

Why is the age of consent 12 in Mexico?

...

>tfw have to miss the debate because in europe
Enjoy it you lucky bastards

What's the broblem?

explain this

Are concentrates legal in Colorado?

Does your man still post here?

Girls in soccer jerseys are cute af

Duh, I'm in Arizona tho

Shaking my head to be quite honest with you family. Awful post.

>kosher kush
fuck off kike

Whoops, I'm too sober, forgive me.

I bet she plays soccer

>the more french I learn the more interested I am in Spanish
FUCK.

>*puts balls in mouth*
>(thinks to self) I'd never hurt him!

r u a gril?

mazel tov goy
uwu

pls b my gf

I'll be your gf ^__^

i'm a dude you freak

post girl fingernails

Too many betas itt

...

you led me on fuggin homo

>whoah mama

When is the debate?

Girl hands tbqh

9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time

those aren't fingernails

>whoah
>mama

HOW DO I SEE THE DEBATE ON THE INTERNET WORLD WIDE WEBSITE

Isnt it obvious? Pointer finger is larger than the ring finger/no calluses

That's the best your getting mister :P

politics.blog.ajc.com/2016/09/25/tim-kaine-at-gwinnetts-fiesta-mexicana-georgia-is-important/

>Tim Kaine is on his way to a high-dollar fund raiser in Atlanta, but his motorcade detoured a few miles north Sunday.

>We told you earlier Kaine had landed and was headed to an undisclosed location. Now we can tell you: Kaine’s motorcade rolled up to Gwinnett Place Mall in Duluth where the Fiesta Mexicana was being held to mark the Sept. 16 anniversary of Mexican independence.

>Kaine, who is fluent in Spanish, spent more than half an hour shaking hands and greeting vendors before being enticed on stage by hosts from La Raza radio.

>The Virginia U.S. senator urged the few hundred souls who braved 90 degree heat to mingle in a parking lot to register to vote and to be sure and get to the polls.

>“Georgia is very important,” Kaine said in Spanish.

Non-citizen Kaine

>100s of countries are going to watch a foreign country's presidential debate

it's live on youtube my dude, just like every year

>tfw too intelligent to watch the dabate

>oh baby?

gonna make a quesadilla for the debate

I'm only watching for Trump, nobody would of even given a shit if it was Hilary vs Cruz or something.

>I'm only watching for Trump, nobody would of even given a shit if it was Hilary vs Cruz or something.
The debate, Hillary. It's mine

...

>warm up tortilla
>put on peanut butter
>is delicious
good idea

I got Publix bakery cookies for the debate, I'm ready pham

>want to fap but have to read shit about laws and regulations regarding boilers before the debate instead
jdimsa

>whoah mama

1 hour lads

At what time is the debate today? And where can I watch it? Ty

>caring about politics outside of meme material
I seriously hope you don't do this. Especially with something like the debate. Politicians on tv are insufferable, the level of conversation is below even Cred Forums, it's deplorable.

YouTube

...

Gf just got dropped of by her coworker. She wants to fuck him. I told her it was ok as long as I got to fuck her other qt coworker.

I'n waiting for a reply

>this cuck again

dead thread

which part of your state/province would you wipe off the map without a second thought?

You should just be friends with her, it's pretty much a FWB deal to begin with

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP USA USA USA

really makes you think

>the delusional cuck is back

M A K E
A M E R I C A
G R E A T
A G A I N

I'm not a cuck
I know what's happening in my relationship
not really I'm really close to her and she's staying at my apartment

so 45 min from now?

A cuck means your girl fucks other guys on the side

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

>I know what's happening in my relationship
that's what make you a cuck

Who gives a fuck, you can be close with a friend and share an apartment with a friend

If she's wanting to get fucked by someone else and that said person is giving her lifts, you need to rethink shit

...

We both get to fuck other people on the side
so I'm not a cuck

Hi Miguel

how does that answer my question you leaf?

debate is on 9 different channels

Not my name

>this is what a cuck actually believes

Fuck off.

Yo wassup, Alberto?

Ok

youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4

No.

no one talked to you sharter

It has begun.

>he only has the debate on 9 channels
not MY man

Sorry Josward

Who taking a trip to pol for tonight?

Alejandro, what's going on, you motherfucker?

Suck a dick, leech.

gonna get some wendy's and eat a noice burger for the debate

i know, i know, it's garbage, but i love it anyway

rate me /cum/.

how do i stop falling in love with every woman i make friends with

No problem

Yo, Julio, where you been bro?

What would be the difference
that's what every relationship is
This is what a man believes you dumb spic

Never forGET.

violador out of 10

Stop.

tell them you like her

just ignore them.

Go back to Pakistan cabron.

get an actual gf
preferably a cute asian one

19/11

I carry a simple little victorinox multitool in my bag.

Everyone (who is not a woman or urban metro sexual) I mention this to IMMEDIATELY asks why I am carrying a weapon.

Every fucking time.

Is that normal? Am I the fucking weird one for never ever thinking of it as a weapon ?

It's a fucking tool that happens to have a 2.5 inch blade. Literally nothing.

I was talking multitools with a guy at work today and suddenly this old bitch interrupts, saying "wow you carry a weapon with you".

Christ.

Ok John

did osama bin laden really have a close relationship with 2pac?

>tfw your gf finds out you're voting for Trump and takes away your food privileges for the week

Been having to steal food out of the fridge at work and dumpster dive because she took away my credit cards and had been watching my bank balance to make sure I don't take out any cash

Hofstra University

>Letting your gf take your money

because it's kind of unusual to carry something like that around unless your job involves you opening boxes or packaging

>he doesnt have two gfs
>he doesnt have two latina gfs
>he doesnt have two latina gfs that support Trump
Get good nigga

What is chastity like?

my gf wants to put me in a cage

Dear christ, CNN is grossly biased, more than usual.

Well she needs to take care of our son Daquan, she really needs it more than me to be honest

no cummies

>a multitool
>unusual

>/cum/
>not watching the American presidential debate in less than 30 minutes

c-span.org/2016presidentialDebates/

I'm not really buying this story.
Maybe it happened once.
I carry a knife clipped onto my pocket but inside, still pretty obvious, and nobody says shit.

I'm going to be noticeably balding by the time my acne finally clears up

Do you know how many times I've used the tiny little screw driver for people's eye glasses or the scissors to cut threads or paper? It also has a tiny pen.

How is it unusual to want to be prepared?

why not both

>implying everyone on Cred Forums is temporarily on Cred Forums

lol who cares

Yeah I'm thinking of changing the channel.

What would be the least biased (kek) channel to watch the debate on?

This

It's happened to me at least 5 times.

I live in DC, so maybe that's why.

I used to live in a rural area and you were expected to have a tool like this on you.

RT

make sure it has room for you to lie down all the way and carry a phone with you for emergencies in case something goes wrong and you need to get out. Also if she's putting handcuffs or flexcuffs on you make sure they're not too tight or they'll cause nerve damage.

cspan

This, dont split your time between /cum/and Cred Forums. Just stay on Cred Forums for the debate

Why do I have to care what to senile geezers have to say?

The fuck am I reading

>smoking the herbal jew

Die degenerate scum, LSD/MDMA once per year is the true white man's drug

What should I reply to people getting spastic over my cat pictures?

pol is going to be moving way2fast4me
why can't we just have a cumfy time here?

who the fuck is Gary Johnson

Weird.
I work in fucking sf and no-one has ever said anything.

Just dont hang out in the main thread, the other threads are a perfect pace usually

This fella

>Windsor

literally the only notable thing about that town is Bradley and a large concentration of Backpage prostitutes

Got some hotdogs popcorn and jalapeno cheese puffs for the debate

Fapman?

delete that comment kid

60+ mins of trump making hill look like a kid
and CNN is already saying he will fuck it up

Is it okay if I only sleep five hours a day???

*teleports behind u*

hehe too slow lil dude

not even the shade tobacco is left there, they're getting rid of it

I don't even browse Cred Forums anymore. It's shit.

Cute little polish

Long term sleep deprivation is one of the worst things you can possibly do to yourself bar heavy smoking or drinking. Get 8 hours, nigger.

I miss /new/ a lot. Cred Forums is just Cred Forums with Trump threads.

+15

10 minutes lads

RT doesn't have enough stuff about how America is evil on it

8 hours a night is a total meme. All you need is a 15 minute nap every two hours.
Be prepared to transcend humanity though

yeee

youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4
CNN Stream

>Cred Forums is just Cred Forums with Trump threads.

Hopefully it will clear up after the election.

Hi are you welsh? If no what?

Microdose Bulletproof Coffee and Brain Force and you don't even need to sleep anymore. Don't tell anyone though, (((they))) don't want you to know because they want to sell you pills.

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

official trump stream

wait what? I always heard there were no long term effects.

t. should be studying but will watch the debate instead and already pulled an all nighter so been up for ~33 hours already

jesus I have an important exam in the morning wtf am I doing

Ivanka

I only knew sleep deprivation is bad for your hear
tI'm serious

It's been like that for years, just way worse recently. Literally a good half of the posters are immigrants from Reddit and they're not going anywhere after it's over.

It's fucking awful for you. Probably the number one factor in reducing cognitive ability and contributing to depression and anxiety.

CNN IS DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

neko kawaii desu ~~~

>no clapping

GET THIS PINKO NIG OFF THE STAGE

what about short term
will I be good for tomorrow

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_deprivation

There's a laundry list. If I tried to copy and paste every pubmed article there it'd take all day. There's a reason that they use it as a part of psychologically breaking down detainees during interrogation.

made it back just in time

One 24 hour night isn't as bad as a month's worth of 6 hour nights. You can "make up" the extra hours by sleeping more hours the next day, it's called "sleep debt". Just don't do it all the time.

TRUMP HAS FLED THE DEBATE HALL

IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER

remember

Here we go

youtube.com/watch?v=HjYrJueWwU8
Filter salesman stream for the hillary bantz

NINE O' FOUR WHERE'S THE 'BATIN

I'm screwed

Is posting really fucking slow for you all
like the button just hangs there at 100% for a while
only on Cred Forums though

Just go to sleep now little nigga.

Topic 1
J O B S
O
B
S
I think Cred Forums is shitting up the servers with shitposting traffic

Sleep more, jerk off to anime during the daytime instead

Slow for me too. I imagine Cred Forums is getting hit pretty hard with traffic because of the debate,

>connection error
REEEEE

WHERE IS A DEBATE WITHOUT STUPID FUCKING COMMENTARY?

>cnn stream autokilled because lol youtube
>trumpstream no starting
>posting sorta borked
whats going on

also holy shit watching alex talk while chat is telling him to shut the fuck up is hilarious

polacks fucking servers

www stream2watch cc/live-television/united-states/fox-live-stream

he literally can't stop talking this is great

>liberal roommate and 3 other people walked in and are watching it in the den
REEEEEEEEEE

Was going to do homework but that shit can wait

debate time

youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk
youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk
youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk
youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk

Most stable stream I've found is infowars and Alex WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

nytimes.com/interactive/2016/09/26/us/elections/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-debate.html

I got a great stream with 800k viewers. NBC mane

w-why does she look so smug?

Trump sounds like a pussy so far

If you have bell you can watch shit online

Im on NBC too

debating is her strong suit. She's a career politican.

he should really be going for the sanders vote
sad 2bh

>Trump wearing a BLUE tie
>is on the LEFT side
>Hilary wearing RED dress
>is on the RIGHT side

This is hurting my autism

sounds like it's gonna be a boring normie fest tb_h

STUFFY NOSE

server is getting fucked. thanks reddit flooders

>going for the least reliable voting demographic
The fact the voters shifted to polar opposite Johnson just goes to show they only care about weed.

Why is Trump sniffling? Does he have pneumonia?

>we'll stop them by placing tariffs on imports

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
HE'S BEEN SEEN ON THE PREMISES

Trump's getting BTFO

TRUMPED UP TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS

he's on the smack

>THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP ME OUT, DAHNALD?

Thought that was funny two t b h

cocaine

Is it just me or are Trumps eyes red as fuck?

>>not a single Mexican poster has posted yet

Well, to be fair, they don't share a language with us.

no country is going to be a clean energy superpower, thats not how those resources work

trump feeling the johnson confirmed

Hillary is looking sexually attractive desu buds
I'm with her

>hillary fact checking trump and not letting him get away with lying

IT'S OVER, HE'S FINISHED

HERE WE GO

damn trump looks low energy

thats a side effect of blow

THAT IS JUST NOT ACCURATE

>talking shit about NAFTA

Is there anywhere else to discuss the debate other than Cred Forums on Cred Forums?

>hurrr use the neonazi circle jerk trump cheerleading forum or use nothing because that's where politics go
Fucking mods

rip Lester

HILLARY BTFO
BTFO

B
T
F
O

Is he italian? Put your fucking hands down, I hate people who do that shit

woof.

lmao at the shills

right here 2bh

>man trying to out-argue a woman

#FACTS

Started out weak but he's getting stronger

why isn't my extra flag working

>shilling your website

fuck off chicano

>Presidential Debate

what the hell? What is the moderator is even doing? This is grade school debate

wtf is going on here?

This is the funniest shit I've seen since the Jeb Bush debates

BEEP BEEEP

THE MOMENTUM OF TRUMP BEGINS

LESTER IS GETTING KEKED
TRYING TO FIGHT THEM BACK

>buy my book to find out my plan ;)
wait a second isn't this supposed to go the other way

also holy she just got btfo
please check my website to fact check, lmao

is a massacre bros.

He's roasting her ass, she just smiles..

>Your husband signed NAFTA which was one of the worst trade deals ever
>W-well I was against it before I was for it
>You called it the "Gold Standard"
>T-that's just not accurate!

That was just sad. I felt bad for Jeb because he's just not cut out for politics, and it was like watching somebody beat up a guy with no arms.

We are watching the debate

Why is there no proper alt-right candidate? I don't want capitalism, and I do want nationalism.

you don't deserve one

WHO OWNS DEBATETOWN
TRUMP OWNS DEBATETOWN

LMAO

God I love Trump

She seems a little confused desu

goddamn servers

new

This is an absolute clusterfuck.

...

I feel bad for Lester

IS JUST A MASSACRE.

IS GETTING WORSE BRO.

WHAT DO.
WHAT DO.

...

yes I do

We already have one

>Virginia
s-sorry sir

>actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually
Yep, pretty much.