/brit/

this desu

if you just wanna browse the web they are GOAT

Guts.

HUNTING
TIGERS
OUT IN INDIA

OUT IN
OUT IN
OUT IN INDIA
YAH!

>no vpl
Hmmm

having a quick marijuana

...

youtube.com/watch?v=nIWdc9bImaU

starting to enjoy this healthy eating and working out thing, progress coming along nicely as well.

>people actually engaging the algerian paki rapist and his tall tales

/brit/ really has hit a fucking low

Why are you so lumpy?

Big fan of the brummie ares gimmick lads
Victoria Square
Corporation Street

youtube.com/watch?v=lVb_t_ao9gw
this was such a fucking tune in the day

literally me

>laptops will still be 1366*768

actual nigger holy shit

Likely some utter ear poison so I SHALL NOT be opening this link

dat beard/no tash combo

To keep costs down for those who cannot afford it

You can easily get a 1080p laptop

Watched twelve monkeys. It was shit

Right hip you blind cunt.

>some muslim nignog actually posting on /brit/

youtu.be/d9oFqIPTwsQ

>tfw no blackpool gf

@65400073
>paki rapist
The rude extremists have joined the thread. Time for me to go have a cofee and prepare for following the debate on Cred Forums.

Wew

youtube.com/watch?v=1hjuwBcMqEA

*blazes it*

I have to shave my stache, part of my culture

>Candid Video - meaty arse in some tight jeans

Business idea: Monetise shitposting by convincing companies to pay shitposters for every (You) received by posts that mention a company's products or services

What is the cost difference for the actual screen panels?

my name jeff

way ahead of you

t. chromebook shill

Don't fucking reply to it.

>actual fucking nigger muslim
fuck off, this is not the place for you

you have to post your butt
part of my culture

Keep sneezing
May be dieing

Thoughts on this Triumph lads?

Can get a good deal on it

I don't know who the fuck said that, but call her a fucking cunt.

All the people I'm around are huge fucking degenerates.

Stay in school, friends.

donald triumph

>Shitskins think our hate for them is just a meme

>no cider belt
what the fuck lad

A German made it

And who tf drinks cider?

button your shirt up

Wew

Whereabouts in the UK should I propose marriage to my gf?

Would the top of the London Eye be a good idea?

think this picture is edited slightly

south best mentioned

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this doesn't bother me. i know its just banter tbqh. some muslims are bro-tier

street alchys

...

I've got a 3000x2000 laptop display

maybe spend more than 300 quid you poor peasant

>some muslims are bro-tier
Some cancer is dormant. I would still purge it if I had it.

It's projected that 100 million Americans will be watching the debate. Holy shit.

>3000x2000

Whats the point when most content is only 1080p?
Its annoying how some people are so retarded like you

>"browse the web"
>not "surf the net"

rasheed

FOY

all me

sharia banking is SUCH a fucking meme

wish they'd just accept theyre charging interest

>spending more than 300 quid on nerd shite
nah ur alri la

Malham Cove

>And who tf drinks cider?
FOY

praise kek

*cages the runts*

bit rude
just because people around you are degenerates doesn't mean everyone else is

>tfw ugly

put me out of my misery

at least I look decent in reflections which keeps me going through the day

i have 2560x1440
usually i have two windows side by side, each 1280x1440

>it's a "Hillary dies live on tv" episode

>surf the net
FOY

He's recommending something that already happens in this country m8.

See

I know some genuinely retarded american girl who is only interested in politics because she thinks it's "entertaining", trying to actually question her favourite policies is like trying to talk to a broomstick, she hasn't a clue

I imagine that's quite common over there

Kinda odd

>sharia banking is SUCH a fucking meme

Isn't it some really convoluted Talmudic shit where you pay back the loan principalandabitmorethatisn'tinteresttrustmegoy

you don't know me or my struggle

can't wait

at least you're funny

>it's a "there is still two more months of this American election shit" episode

radical dude \m/

It's a 'fuck you' to the Jews.

she's like the nicest person ever
she doesn't judge or put other people down and gets on with everyone
I just want to protect her purity

gimmick idea I think would work out well: both of them drop out, and the elections are called

Got told to fuck off back to my own country in greggs

>when a top qt says that you're out of her league
wew

I don't think Yui would stay up for some dumb Presidential debate user.

you should probably go ahead and do it lad

had this a few times
little did they know my personality is absolutely shit

why are women so shallow?

yeah

can't say i understand how they think they're tricking their god

but yaknow, live and let live

>19 y/o kissless virgin
>depressed w/ literally zero self esteem
>stoned and drunk on shitty vodka on a monday night
>posting about it while jerking off to porn in another tab
What the fuck is my life

>banter

>tfw the winner is irrelevant because all attention will have switched to the 2020 election by December

>coworker keeps staring and smiling at me literally every time i walk by her
>dont like skinny girls
>tfw

It's pretty fucking common in the UK for people to know fuck all about politics as well.

"What does it mean to leave the EU?"
"What if I want to change my vote"
"Is Scotland leaving with us?"
"What is the EU?"

Howling

about an hour before the fresh new memes start stroking in lads

Sounds pretty good desu lad
Except for the virgin part that just means you're ugly

>It's a 'fuck you' to the Jews

How so? Jews love Talmudic laywering like Muslims trying to justify that paying back the loan plus some isn't paying interest.

Fuck, the Talmud is basically rabbis treating God like a pedantic autist and finding loopholes to get around the various commandments

>tfw trump will lose

YASSSSSSS HILLARY SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

youll never get laid with that attitude mate
chin up, just get on with your life, don't put so much emotional emphasis and investment into women/sex
if it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't
just chill bro, you're alive and healthy

youtube.com/watch?v=M2esIeN8E1k
lads

They're concerns about the countries future

Faking interest because you think it's entertaining, hosting "debate parties" etc. is just retarded

What is it called when you stare at someones face (who is familiar to you) for a long time and they look completely different and its really strange

>you're ugly
why say that? maybe he doesnt talk to women. dont assume things

Autism

Nothing to do with what I said. I'm mocking you for acting like your country isn't full of retards who have no idea what they are voting on. Quit moving the goalposts, retard.

same happens to me
>she walks by and says hi with a cheeky smile
>tries to talk to me
>my mind goes blank
>cant think of anything to say
>just stand there grinning like a sex offender
>she walks off
>always looks disappointed

just a matter of time till she stops trying

Being a creepy autist

can a bong please say "tortoise" through vocaroo for me

it's very qt

Tor tuss

I'm already there rorke

>maybe he doesn't talk to women
why say that? maybe he's a fucking loser. dont assume things

do yanks pronounce tortoise "tortuz" or am i making it up

*tor'uss

Full of retards sure, but on the same level? Not a fucking chance

America turning politics into entertainment is idiocy of the highest degree

top gear was a phenomenal series

think I've genuinely watched every episode since their 2004 productions

NO
THE OTHER WAY

tordiss

literally me
>all she does is initiate shop talk
>"yeah, haha" her
>still insists on doing it
maybe she's retarded

those dinking aussies pronounce it 'tight arse'

rude

I hope so, but i'm socially autistic so im not going to hold my breath

thanks senpai, but he's right, i am an ugly loser haha

then you must be posting with an english proxy then rasheed because your flag is showing up as the union jack

FACT

>watching anything past episode 1 of the last series
kys my man

gonna go to the weed shop dudes

Tor twa

piss your pants racist buttchugger

Cockney spacker

>On the same level

Well no we have more than 3 times the population you do and much bigger media presence, so it's much more visible. You lot are pretty fucking stupid and Brexit proved it when you finally got to be on the global stage again

Laughing stock of the world. Not because the decision, but because hundreds of thousands of people didn't even know what the fuck they we're voting on lmao

>I hope so, but i'm socially autistic so im not going to hold my breath
unless youre legit autistic, you have no excuse not to get better social skills. practice

The first and last queries are reasonable, just because you google a question doesn't mean you know nothing of it, but rather you want to find out more about it. But yes,
>LOL BRITBONGS SO DUMB!! LMAO

Born and bred in Wolverhampton

This is my country

rape your goat Muhammad al-Rasheed

key word: was

fucking cretin do not ever reply to me again

got priest, demonhunter and warlock to 110

want to play a new class

ur kettle is about to blow you're so mad Nigel lmao

trump/clinton debate in an hour lads
watch it live here
youtube.com/watch?v=bCfIDK-nxLo

Might give Preeti a ring.

taking melatonin atm lads
does fucking wonders no doubt nd

I like how they make it seem like only leave voters searched those

>genuinely watched every episode since their 2004 productions
Looks like we've got a liar on our hands

how about a different game

wish i was a yank

Vocaroo it for us lad so we can hear you jacking off

>calling other people stupid
>65 million x 3 = 320 million

I don't know why you're being so defensive, this wasn't about the uneducated morons voting for brexit, was about americans turning their politics into a fucking circus show

none worth playing atm

Don't reply to me again you little fucking runt or I'll turn your weak jaw into fairy dust

it's overrated 2bh

Ah yes, brits can handle the banter they said.

Young people in England have 'lowest literacy levels' in developed world according to the OECD, so its not surprising that no one knew what they were voting on.

But yes, britbongs (specifically the english) are so dumb.

ibtimes.co.uk/young-people-england-have-lowest-literacy-levels-developed-world-says-oecd-1540711

someone please say tortoise i'm losing it over here

i need my fix lads

kev

wish we voted to remain lads

think some lads might have believed the turkey joining meme, the "they need us more than we need them" meme and the "we can be like switzerland" one

hope those didn't sway the vote

bizarro muh heritage

Erm, not quite. Was just going to ask her what her thoughts were on Labour's party conference today

post nipple

She has a big bum

>brexit = bregzid

Why do Yanks speak like this?

I get the weirdest dreams when I take it

Last night I dreamed these pornstars were National Forest Services, fire fighting plane pilots

irishman born and raised in boston here

>Evening Pointless Silenced singer Bear's Show Camera Test 26 Sep 2026

tim's invented time travel

have at it then lad

Are any of you Brit lads gonna watch the debate?

I am Welsh feels good man

Don't like her tattoos. She'd be much better without that shit.

need northern gf

youtube.com/watch?v=D0yBcj1_vQg

nobody talks like that

Need more like this lads
youtube.com/watch?v=NxwJ1q7cIck

What is this? Emo gangster rap?

t = d to yanks

no clue why

>Defensive

Is providing a counter-argument really grounds for being SO defensive? That's a pretty stupid mindset to have, no reason in discussing anything if you can't reply without seeming mad or defensive

Either way, I said more than 3 times, my phrasing is technically correct, and being technically correct is perfectly acceptable. So you're not really proving me wrong on anything, just trying to be pedantic.

They're how you can tell the difference between her and her sister

you were 23rd in numeracy and 21st in illiteracy lol

yep
2am hahaa

What are some good new sludge bandscoming out of the UK im only aware of Telepathy atm

>Emo gangster rap?
death grips?

Olivia Berzinc on the other channel. Would blow a load of love custard up her baby maker too.

I'm Scottish myself

We don't pronounce the "t' like a "d" when its at the end of words. We say it exactly how its spelled. it like the movie IT at the end of brex

Would you rather see your daughter marry a black man, or marry a woman?

Ay Bee See Dee Ee Eff Gee Aych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Oh Pee Queue Are Ess Tee You Vee Double You Ex Why Zed

>Zed

It doesnt rhyme with the others. explain yourselves Brits

u r MAD lmaooo

Shift worker or NEET?

i judge individuals by their character you bloody racist

>Obamar

Why do brits end things with "r's" when there is no "r' on the word?

Nah, Pretti's a little better looking than Priya.

Black man so we can listen to grime together

nope, will just have to get by with 3 hours of sleep

Tattoos almost always make women look worse. Mica Martinez is a very good example

My granddad seriously told me to never marry a "coon" when I was 16 lmao

You have the lowest literacy rate in the advanced world. Maybe you're having trouble reading the link?

LITERALLY THE WORST

apologies for softness, it's quite warm in the house

not involved in this autistic squabble
just assumed us would be second worst, and hey ho, it is

...

L O N D O N

What? Are you retarded? Obama is Oh-bam-ah, not Oh-bahm-uh

JANNY JANNY JANNY

nasty zit

>Seattle
>That's close to me

FUCKING YANKS STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

:) americans can't do maths
Sad!

>100m expected viewers for the debate

sounds a bit exaggerated

They both have the exact same fanny as well

We don't pronounce R's desu
We just have long vowels

O baa mah

>he actually did it
lmao

Slavery should be legalized

You add r's at the end to words that end with A. Are you retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=UpX8NZMxp9Q

First seal of the apocalypse breaks in one hour

Where will you be?

youtube.com/watch?v=aHnTnwL9znQ

Getting my daily dose of yank media

>it's a buy valium and get sent etizolam pressed to look like valium episode

Fucking cunt.

Americans are the leaders in tech. Clearly doing something right :)

Are the brits leaders in anything anymore?

it's not just americans going to be watching

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mad how they're all probably like 5'3 literal midget tier

Please dont

#blueeyesmatter

1>2>6>4>7>3>5

One of them has had a kid. Can't remember which.

yanks cant even spell the name of their future president

So what happened to Brexit?

>it's a "buy xannies and get fentanyl pressed to look like xannies" episode
*foams at mouth*

finance desu, maybe less so after brexit
did your mum get big british dick'd or something? you seem pretty mad

Early 2017

im okay with that
5'3 is the perfect size

You're replying the same way I am. How am I mad? Is that the only thing to say when you run out of responses?

haha i get it because they spelled it trump instead of DRUMPF lol

agreed bet they'd think my willy is massive

literally 2 and a half years more

>watching debates
pl*b. no valuable discussion happens in a debate. it's highbrow shit talking.

>He doesn't want a 5'7-5'9 gf

Bet they all have hairy roastie fannies

TRUMP V HILLARY WORLD WIDE HISTORY

Biding our time and preparing to BTFO continentals in negotiations

Definitely going to happen, there's no rush desu

no you're actually copying me chum

and i responded to your question feller

Nothing much. We just won (again) and foiled the globalist NWO

no need to thank us, were just doing our duty as protector of civilization and democracy.

haha i get it because they spelled it clinton instead of CLINTRON lol

>accidentally open front-facing camera
>get suicidal depression

ah yes. my life

>civilization
FOY

hilaryous desu

have a webm of the gf lad

Ahh a real politics junkie

Lads should I watch this yank debate or is it just going to be a load of bollocks?

Housemate got $250 tab paid for by his boss lads

Might be a fun night

yfw when 6'4 and only date short girls

Delete your account

Amerifats just import poo in loos to run their tech industry

*points a water pistol at the back of your head*
SPIT IT OUT

Need a wank but im too sad to get hard

it's going to be complete shit and embarrassing for all involved but i don't want to miss anything desu

Seriously, Americans just don't appreciate banter. Every week we have an opportunity for MPs to take mick out of either the PM or shadow cabinet and its good fun.

yup, got college at 7:30 in the morning. if its a shit debate I'm gonna be pissed.

fucking disgusting

Haha

*decks your face in a crying fit of rage*

big spenda wahey!!

it really bums out my day 2bh

Was thinking of trying Fentanyl. Seems fucking tricky stuff.

Read a story about someone who had a patch, went to bed and it peeled off, stuck to his missus and she OD in her sleep.

why? those girls might date shorter guys because they will still be taller than them. youre over your fair share.

>college

Reported for underage

happy for that smooth bespectacled fellow with the danish gf 2bh

even the less-fortunate-looking need love

thank god im handsome and have a really rich daddy

nah mate fentanyl is just the cheap dirt they cut real drugs with

cant believe she topped herself
would have give her a reason to live riding my dong all day

Where can I watch the debate? I might as well watch it

How longs it on for?

>want to watch yank quarrel but expecting a delivery tomorrow and i know the cunt will turn up at 8:30am

college here is anywhere from 16-25, unlike the retarded american layout

ate too many maltesers aaaauggghhhhh...

I dont like it because it actually persuades idiots.

idk? I'm just attracted to short girls
some girls are attracted to tall guys
how does it work man

Look how fake her smile is

Her eyes are dead

Do you actually know what Fentanyl is, fella?

Convert to Catholicism

>game goes to black loading screen
>see your reflection in the TV/monitor

good
want a insecure depressed gf

About to stick my dick in ice cream lads

why the fuck would you just take fentanyl itself

fuck off papist

Good lad

Keep us updated

convert to capitalism

Voting for neither because I'm a sovereign citizen!!!

NEITHER OF THESE CANDIDATES HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THE BLACK RACE!!

Systemic dictatorship like oppression over a race for 100+ years and I'm supposed to act interested in someone who doesnt have my interests in mind?

>needs constant reassurance
>random bouts of crying
im all set

Had a nice chuckle to that post lad

damn son

this

Would quite like a self harming, mentally unstable gf desu

ANGLOS ARE FAGGOTS

the gf

only for you, sweet cheeks *pinches your arse*

Kneel to St. Peter's successor

Soon

Pain relief, and/or get high.

i'm 5'9
wonder if people laugh at how short I am

*detains you*

Wew

Moar

this woman should be charged with child abuse and made to do community service

>damn son

FOY

going a bit too far that mate
want a clingy af gf who gets jealous whenever I even look at other girls and wants me to instantly reply to texts

behind adult women, my interests include sissies, children and large phalluses

We need PMQT here

youtube.com/watch?v=FvhZofXqr_A

Make-up is lies, she doesn't really look like that

statist bootlicker

>married
who is she taking those pics for ?

rate me /cum/

Why does anyone take any drug?

ya'll some bitch ass niggas man

>want a clingy af gf who gets jealous whenever I even look at other girls and wants me to instantly reply to texts

No you don't

Me, her husband

piss of lolbertarians
you have meme views

maybe shes beautiful on the inside

You look like the kind of person who tries to make a living in Mexico, but you're constantly under the threat of the local Cartel

7/10

Ahh yes the so-called "Blacc Konshusness" meme is really helping them

you already know what I'm about
when I run up in your house
put the gun up in your mouth
and get the money out the couch

dont tell me what I do and dont want dickead
go moderate some sjw subreddit you absolute tit

who /c-span/ here

What happens if a baby is found with no record or details on them? What are they provide with instead of a birth certificate?

they just get a birth certificate

They go through life as John Doe

my chinese gf is cucking me again lads

trash can

POCKET FULL OF STONES
WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
BITCH ON THE PHONE TELLIN' ME SHE HOME ALONE
MOTHERFUCK A FUTURE COUNTIN' DOWN TILL I DIE
DAYS ROLL BY, I JUST WANNA HIGH
NEVER EVER SOBER, NEED DRUGS FOR MY COMPOSURE

So what day becomes their birthday/date of birth?

cucking you chow mein for dinner?

Very good post

can't wait for a future of debt, fast food and pornography

Nü

usually just a guess
my man from school turned up in a cargo container 9 years old with no family, they put his birthdate about 2 years wrong so he was fucking huuuuuge during club rugby years

weak effort, terrible delivery

fuck off yourman

yourman isn't here my man

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Ah yes