/brit/

Lori's naked hairy fanny

Cred Forums was right

janny meltdown is about to happen, be prepared

nice oc

>crowd is entirely female

Is there anything that women don't fuck up?

>using Jewgle
>ever

lol that was my post

alri grandads

about what?

Lads could you do me a favour and let me know when the debate is on and give a stream?

Thanks

me too.

ta

I use Dogpile myself

Actually I just go straight to the chon, xhamster, or Wikipedia haha

Only non-Jewish stream I could find was C-Span
Quality isn't great though

c-span.org/2016presidentialDebates/

I live in the /brit/ threads on Cred Forums, which is on the imageboard Cred Forums. My name is Anonymous. I'm 27 Years Old. I believe in making high quality posts, comfy threads and getting detailed opinions from other users of the site. In the morning, if I'm doing a poo, I inform /brit/ whilst reading the posts I missed in my slumber. I've read over 1000 posts by now. After I catch up, I ask about the Lenovo Yoga 710 lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=bCfIDK-nxLo&feature=player_embedded

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Going for a wee in a couple of minutes, you'll get your stream then

What debate?

yeah mate
you

Starts in 15 bings

hehe

Stream?

Do you not have a TV?

It'll be on the BBC.

>President Steven Rabinowitz

ah yes

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iplayer or sky news live it you mad twat

who /polsticky/ here?

which one of you lads is this?

>3016
>owning a tv

>Cred Forums
>ever
Yea right nigga

fucking lol

It's live on BBC news freeview channel 130
Why the fuck would you stream it

Heard she's gonna be a full blown lesbo when they remake it.

do you lads have these across the pond?

me haha

C O B S
O
B
S
>ass
Fuck off yank

hawaiian baps?

Alri lads here is my latest match

I know her face looks a bit grim but she looks like she's hiding a banging body under those clothes

What do you think?

nah

bread buns?

hawaiian butty's?

Good meme

Inferior film psycho tho, pic related is better

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GOAT

>sweetened bread
just eat cakes, there's a good lardlad

lol that header is fucking fantastic

she's a fucking hound but i'd smash ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=bCfIDK-nxLo

5 minutes boys

shant be opening this

got my popcorn rdy

Rolling my spliff :)

who here /#WithHer/

Also heard they are getting rid of 'skimpy outfits' because they are stronk womyn and they don't want men to enjoy it

Hope it never gets remade, it will no doubt be terrible, especially compared to the original

You're not going to Cred Forums for this are you lads.

We staying here?

hyped tbqh

>going to Cred Forums for any reason

ahaha the chileno just got jannied

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I'll be here la'

Cred Forums moving too fast to be enjoyable.

aye

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ready lad

uh where's the "APPLAUSE" sign??

let's go boys

Hillary absolutely killing it right now!

Posting this from My iPad with streaming LTE speed.

>1000+ posts in 8 minutes

>mfw I'll be watching babestation instead of the yank rubbish

If you go here don't bother coming back

#WordsOfTruth

yeah that thread is moving faster than a school boy in an Irish convent

fucking hell just decided im voting trump because I hate women

Have Clinton and Trump ever been close to each other/in the same room before this debate?

good lad

ultimate runt

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>As he posts a video game reaction image

shagged when they were younger

which stream is everybody watching?

just realised you can watch it on Channel 4

At the 9/11 Memorial

what the fuck is going on on sky news live lads

HILLARY JUST FUCKING FAINTED

FUCKING HELL TRUMP HAS IT ON LOCK

here we go lids

Ah yes, because all the reaction images you have have to be from media you have consumed

You piss-drinking cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

shan't be watching this
*boots up doom*

FOY

>Clinton camp is happy that she's debating Trump because he draws in the crowds and she can't

right...

clinton is obviously winning but its fun to watch the shit storm as we go along

Literally zoned out after 5 seconds of this dozy bint talking

I have no idea what she has said

What's wrong? Got it on Youtube and its fine

clinton has ruined him already

trump speaks like a 4 year old

here comes dat BOI

fuck sorry lads. Hillary is just a much better politician

nothing trump says means anything. he just says china and mexico over and over again

lads how the FUCK can anyone listen to trump and think "this guy knows what he's talking about"

The US president is a literal cu.ck to Putin and Xi Jinping

"most important office in the world" my arse

basically she wants the rich to pay more tax

well, im #forher now

Much better pair of tits on babestation than on that yank show

Watch this guy just repeat himself

mexico china china china mexico factories sophisticated my friend china mexico stop stop mexico china trade

shills are here I see

skip back to the start
they showed like 3 minutes of the hosts back

he just did

>muh mexico
>muh china

howling

Is Maddy Rose on?

the rich, who have funded her campaign

don't trust a word out of her mouth desu

they're both shite

She is so boring it is unbelievable

he's a fucking bumbling mess

clinton may be a schlombergwitz-drone but she is far more sophisticated than this literal 4 year old

very small loan of a million dollars

>bringing up the small loan of a million dollars again

Don't care who wins desu

Trump would be funnier but Shillary would probably be a safer choice for non-Yanks.

CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO

Cringe

Christ

he's not even answering the question. he just keeps fear mongering about other countries stealing our jobs.

i wanted to vote for hi, but he's an idiot.

JERBS

Trump has lost it lads. It's all over now.

Mejico, Mejico, Mejico

>don't let the jobs leave

currently thinking

does trump do anything but blame other countries

she stumped by the trump

That was last night

Trump is gonna fuck it by the end of this lmao

hahahah china and mexico again

This sniffing is making me angry

CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO CHINA MEXICO

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

>tfw you know even less than Trump so can't even call out his bullshit

Ah yes.
To be fair though, I guess most of America is similar since they support him

is it just me or does hilary have no tits?

did he ever answer how he would get manufacturers to come back to the US?

lemme just talk about mexico for a second

hear that lads? Donald Trump doesn't say that

no

>tfw intelligent but lazy

Put an import tax on their products, like every other country in the world.

You shouldn't have to explain this shit, it's common sense.

Trump getting absolutely btfo. Pol on suicide watch

>yanks refer to the midge class as the poor people
>we refer to the middle class as the rich people
Really making me think

so the entire US economy is air conditioning manufacturing apparently

T H I R T Y

Y E A R S

T H I R T Y

Y E A R S

T H I R T Y

Y E A R S

T H I R T Y

Y E A R S

haha did the man say the thing

i'm a great believer in all forms of energy

>Most

Guess you dont know what that word means. Doesn't shock me, brits have the lowest literacy rate in the advanced worl

this is a fucking disaster for trump
christ

oh dear

Excuse me

30
30
30
30
FUCKING YEARS BTFO

I'd rather him explain it at least. We've seen what happens when things aren't hashed out for the common public with brexit

Thousands of your voters didn't even know what it meant to leave the EU

her fake smirk is really grating on me

Yup

>thinking about it for 30 years
first zinger to trump

the term middle class means different things in the different countries

america doesn't have the dole, so there is no "working class", they're just literally homeless

Anyone else getting a Connection error?

would you wank off to hillary sucking trump's dick?

Trump is a fucking fool. But Hillary is such a smug self-satisfied piece of shit I hope she fucking keels over and dies.

>30 years
made me think tbqh

She's trying to rise above.

He'll drag her into the shit, don't worry.

Trump has literally just spent time reading her interviews so he can criticize her politics rather than pushing his own.

If she just steers clear of big points he'll have nothing to attack.

they have welfare you mad twat

TRUMP STUMPED

that feel when you can play 95 out of 100 basic strategy situations perfectly

that feel when you still can't get it to be 99 out of 100.

twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/780578316554211329

Hillary is DYING holy hell

Holy fuck he is destroying her

Bigly

i'm very proud about my regulations

Why do chinks light their dicks on fire?

>you've been telling the enemy your plans
>no wonder you've been fighting ISIS your entire life

lmao

anyone getting a connection error

oh god
this is painful

one of these apes are going to be the leader of the strongest country on earth

they'll have access to nukes

Oh my god this is a horror show lmao

J E R B S
E
R
B
S

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This is a joke

Literally high school debates

muh website

stop fucking grinning

I literally want Trump to win just to wipe that smirk off her decrepit face.

Yeah keep getting it, doing my fucking head in
Are you using clover?

Your face is an error

the servers are overloaded

what the fuck is this

Yank politics are a fucking laugh.

heated things expand

ye

shills are at work

fucking hell
ermmm
errrr
*smiles*
I uhmm
I

Heating up now lads

big black cocks lads

they speak like trotskysts

Trump needs to chill out and stop behaving like a petulant child and rise above it

We had issues yesterday didn't we? Nothing was really happening then

>Hillary brings up ISIS
>Trump doesn't respond with Benghazi

this is fucking terrible. Trump just sounds incompetent and keeps on railing about jerbs and RT memes
It's a guarantee Clinton win

this is like jeremy kyle the political debate

>these are the candidates to run the most powerful country on earth

hahahahahahaha

American politics lmao

>shills

ahahahahahahahahaa

why are white people retarded?

>connection error
fix your shit hiro
I even turned off adblock and the bottom banner is gone

I know mate. We're fucking doomed.

>debate starts hilary grinning like an idiot
>10 minutes later
>grimacing like a depressed alcoholic having a stroke

i can't stand this lads
it's like watching a train crash in slow motion

I think Trump is just a better talker than Clinton. t's like high school shit, where basically the loudest guy wins and you just have to talk over the other person

his only point is "chyna muh trade deals"

youtube.com/watch?v=iwKlFkX65Zs

They're not in my country, sorry about yours.

>I've been under audit for 15 years
JUST

trotsky would feel proud of them

EMAILS MENTIONED

this bit with the audit is really bad
they are pretty hard on Trump desu

trains?

Christ Trump has literal verbal diarrhea

release your tax returns you corrupt motherfucker

>SHUT UP CROWD ONLY CHEER FOR HILLARY

Oh, God.

I am going to burn in hell for this.

I don't even know what these guys are talking about lmao just watching because people are talking about it

Who's with me

that makes me smart

ah yes, there definitely aren't shills

roads, bridges

Trump is being hit hard by this Audit bit
he was doing well before but this is bad, he needs to hit Hillary harder

yo

Hey wait Trump has already made this point about debt

>that makes me smart

shut up

see:

Will they talk about the rise of interracial porn? Would love to hear hillary's opinion on BLACKED

Are his tax returns even mandatory to be released?

Why are they talking about this instead of what they're going to do for the country and it's issues?

>dubai is the gold standard for america

>comparing America's airports to China's and Gulf airports

TRUMP IS BRINGING BACK SLAVERY
HE WANTS TO BRING IT BACK
#spreadtheword

need a china counter desu

*squanders all the money

It's funny, both of them raise important questions about the economy, but they still seem to be kinda retarded on it

>we've turned into a third world country
what did he mean by this?

This is hilarious

reminder 100 million people are watching this

Clinton is really killing him now on his business

true

Dubs confirm trump will be assassinated

wrong
r
o
n
g

LMAO drumpf what is he like

God he needs to turn it away from his company ASAP, this is awful

it's all words lads
doing a think

oh dear

>Trump rambling like mad
>Cred Forums claiming he's blowing Hillary out of the water

I don't like Hillary, but in what fucking world is he currently winning this debate at the moment

with the same old bullshit

clinton is just baiting him into saying dumb shit

>that sniffing
even that cocaine had virtually no effect on his performance

(upboat / downboat)

they are friends

seems weird for him to talk about this shit but not pay federal tax hahaha

>time for race

hahahahahaha

...

i came for coughing...

>we build roads and they end up costing three or four times what they're supposed to

I'm sometimes dumbfounded to learn shit like that doesn't only happen here

Cred Forums is suffering from classic cognitive dissonance
just like /r/politics are from thinking that hillary should be excused for all her dealings with despots

It is honestly

I don't think this debate is going to change anyones opinion on anything, they've decided who to vote for. People see shit the way they want to see it, there doesn't really seem to be much of a debate so much as "you're shit because of X, no YOU'RE shit because of Y".

I'm not sure how many policies are actually being covered.

Why didn't he just pay his federal tax??

Gun control on niggers

he was doing well but that tax/company bit was bad.

we are friends

re rolling for both of them

>Clinton pretending to actually care about some nigs getting shot

ahhhh lek lek lek lek lek
Girando girando girando prum lado
Girando girando girando pro outro

it happens everywhere

Quebec is notorious for this here. All the Italian and Jewish mobsters swindling public funds.

Not a fan of either but I think Trump is "winning" mostly because he's just a better talker

Because he ended up not owing any.

>muh businesses and shiieeet

this debate is a joke

>Rich people
>Paying taxes
Aha hahahahahaha
This is why Hillary's plan to increase taxes on the rich doesn't sound that great, they'll just evade and use loopholes to set up in some Caribbean tax haven

Hillary literally repeats her policies and responds with well researched soundbites

What a boring cunt

What the hell was that from Trump

>We need Law & Order in our Country

That's not actually saying anything about what you aim to do, Hillary mentioned some sort of reform

his arguments have been utter shit up to now. they all revolve around his company and all his dealings.

Hope he does well on immigration and foreign policy, which is Clinton's weak suit

>be american
>walk down the street
>get shot

trump and clinton have made similar amounts of decent points but trumps made tonnes more retarded points

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>who was, a very, against police judge

TRUMP TRUMP!! ahhaahhaha

>a very against police judge

Ah yes

the Cred Forums sticky is lamenting trump fucking it up LOL

*sniffs*

>No, the argument is we have to take the guns away from these people, who are bad people and shouldn't have them

Fucking christ

Not sure how people do debates

If someone asked me a question, I'd get lost halfway through and fall asleep

>bad people
Jesus Christ and that whole bit was good until then

>are there actually shills in this thread
whenever non-americans post this, i think it's a meme
whenever americans post this, i think its a mental illness on their part

law and order lads
law and order

Trump just lost the non-white vote

He should have said some shit about giving the young niggas a job instead of a gun :)

except for being unable to counter any point about the ruling of stop and frisk being unconstitutional

NICE BRIDGE IN QATAR WHERE MY BRIDGE reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

white privilege hahaha

BAD AFRICAN AMERICAN AND HISPANIC ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WITH GUNS SHOOTING 4000 OF YOUR FRIENDS WHILE CHINA RAPES OUR ECONOMY
Fucking hell

I think that's narcolepsy lad haha

what's a "black business"

Hillary is so full of shit but Trump is missing VERY easy points

You should be president

yeah narcos was a pretty bad show haha

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yank politics
in MY /brit/?

come here you utter runts

drug dealing and theft

Trump is not very articulate. His meme of whipping his supporters into a frenzy isn't flying.

basketball, rap, crack, etc.

Ah yes the next leader of the free world

Eu superstate when

it's like watching two drunk lads try to argue about something neither of them know a thing about hahahaha

dumb pirate frogposter

You know what I want most of all in life: binoculars. Wouldn't even have to walk anywhere could just have a look

Well this is a dire example of a debate tb h

They're both the opposite spectrum of terrible debaters. The energetic, disconnected rambler and the "polished", unimaginative soundbiter.

>His meme of whipping his supporters
It's a gimmick you melt

>everyone is a racist
what the fuck is she on about

Glad you're here lad, all these people talking about policies I don't even know kek

me

shut up you little fat lardy cunt
no one wants you here you sad lonely bastard

it's a meme and a gimmick you spud

I agree now whip it out

BLACK SUPER PREDATOR

cute xx

Why don't you buy them? I have some I kept from when I was a little kid
Obviously they're basic af, but they're still Binoculars

dumb paddy potato poster

what the fuck is up with your middle finger?

popular = meme
personal = gimmick

stop being a reject

NEW

well here our government is caring about the US ellections

>Trump supports stop and frisk

it's over lads, the memes were fun while they lasted

30 bings left lads

What else can we get into?

>edition in the title
shall NOT be posting in that thread

See you in there, Ahmed.

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