/brit/ - The Chocolate Face Edition

he's taking it back
Hillary is being shat on over the black vote.

Please no bully lads

talking about obama's birthplace hahaha

Favourite cat: golden
Favourite planet: Jupiter (it's really big)
Favourite temperature: 19°C (10% less if fan assisted)

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USA is saved lmao

>birth certificate
Jesus Christ, they are just attacking him on everything.

>how do you feel about denying that obama is american
>well i wanna defeat ISIS

currently NOT watching the yank presidential debate

Trump is not looking very convincing, most of his points are just personal attacks against Hillary and not offering solutions

michelle obama did say Kenya is his home country

t. the mong who puts the edition in the title

Real new

just look at cnn lads

I live in the /brit/ threads on Cred Forums, which is on the imageboard Cred Forums. My name is Anonymous. I'm 27 Years Old. I believe in making high quality posts, comfy threads and getting detailed opinions from other users of the site. In the morning, if I'm doing a poo, I inform /brit/ whilst reading the posts I missed in my slumber. I've read over 1000 posts by now. After I catch up, I ask about the Lenovo Yoga 710 lad.

Where is he?

>thread wars
twat

i only watch these debates for the reaction images

Hillary has been shit as well, but he's missing easy points

Fuck off retard

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit trump literlly ended aaaaaaaa

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Is this a fucking game to you? Wise up and grow up people's lives are at stake here

Christ this is bad

What happened?

it was never cool

why are they talking about Obama ahahaha

The natural progression from grinding is groping

Why are they just talking about where Obama was born holy shit

So who's winning

me

just had homosex

I'm doing alright

Trump refused to rent out apartments to blacks and got called out for it

*pays loads of money to avoid legal charges*

did nothing wrong lads

just got all singleplayer doom cheevos

>mooslims

bit gay

idk this is crazy

now its security, Trump I hope will dominate this.

You're winning my heart :3

trump and clinton are friends ahahahhaa

electionbettingodds.com/4hr.html

Congrats

snap

destroyed

jajajajaajaja*

killary is acting like joseph mccarhy hahahah

Is Pepe going to come up in a bit

hackers mentioned

Ye lad

the mexican is NOT my friend

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic presidential nominee

was your bum full of willy?

Fucking warmongers LMAO

We all know that he's your lover lad

I'M VERY PROUD OF IT

>could've been hacked by somebody on their bed weighing 400 lbs

shit he found me

>400lb
howling

uh, buddy, I didn't hack the DNC

quite fond of this
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic ______
gimmick

rather entertaining

>someone on their bed who weighs 400 pounds

Hey that's Cred Forums

His mouth was

>THE SECURITY ASPECTS OF CYBER

Stop lying Trump, Brits created the internet

K*rds...

COMPUTAH SKILLS

aaaaawwww donnie mentioned me
love ya donnie

Just realised that the post quality on /brit/ is just as bad as /cum/

muh russian hackers
literally the biggest meme story I've ever heard

hello t*rklerim

slags

>vacuum
FOY

Brits invented all that is good in the world 2bqh

>muh fact trackers

>muh wrong

OMG HILLARY DYING

you now remember the """"British Obama"""

it's 3 in the morning

UNDERRATED

isn't the borat actor jew?

Trump is going to talk about Iran

>nato the longest alliance in the history of mankind

ummm no sweetie

saw a rather amusing gif about the debate on the old facebook
gave me a chuckle

thanks
it's all me

old spear chukka

Yes, his surname gives it away

Haha could you please share it friend?

That's us again isn't it ha ha

hhahahaha trump and hillary are just saying the same crap

allytugal

What happened to this guy?

hahahahaha this Mexican is a cretin

Hillary saying "we've covered this already" and trying to move on seems like such a sign of defeat

i think i probably shan't but I could describe it for you

how can he claim that lmao

ahh of course, this CIA shill supports trump
twitter.com/snowden/status/703733273504018432?lang=es

he's dropping like a rock

>I might have said lightly, essentially, I don't know

you mean Sacha Baron Cohen?
what do you think

>non-Americans unironically watching the meme debate

Ah right that's unfortunate but I'd like that, go on then please

It's half 3 in the morning, what else do you really have to do at this time

Bit embarrassing 2bqh

only chance Trump has is if Hillary is arrested for the e-mails

i live in mexico, so i can watch the debate ahaha

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/09/the-worlds-fixated-on-trump-but-hillary-could-drag-us-all-into-a-catastrophic-war-writes-peter-hitch.html

Build wall

TRUMP GOING HAM

link?

trump is fucking done, what is he even talking about

that's the main reason why i am watching the debate

It's Trump stylised as I think Godzilla, and he breathes fire onto a caricature of Hillary, who then fires lightning from her eyes at him
rather made me chuckle, if I'm being honest

Its got him this far

electionbettingodds.com/4hr.html

Is Portugal our greatest ally in Europe lads

Hes stealing your jobs and raping your kids yanks, get him

Ireland

WE NEED DEAL CUTTERS
SILLY HILLY DONT KNOW WHAT SHES DOING

getting kicked out of uni because I used the word "niggardly" in an essay. doing a depression

remember the odds during brexit that had stay way above? :-)

fuck off you paddy cunt

Yeah lad. For like 700 years.

He's getting exposed pretty hard atm. The average voter watching this will be getting turned off him with his ranting about "temperament" and other such nonsense.

Is America defending Saudi Arabia and Japan for free?

cheers senpai

Fed up of trump after this he's a fucking bellend

Still the best candidate for British interests though

You're not serious, are you?

hahahahaha

This 2bqh

Trump has been awful tonight. Dunno why I expected anything more from him tho

They could learn a few things from are jan

kill yourself fucking scumbag

When's this debate even ending

Pretty much

he's talking about iran again...

yea he's just blathering like a madman
he has good points but he gets worked up too easily

this would have NEVER happened if we had Cruz

hahahahahaha

kill yourself fucking scumbag

Never

Everyone knows America doesn't "protect" their allies out of the kindness of it's heart. They use their allies as proxies/military bases to pivot against their enemies. As soon as you start charging for protection they'll run off to a new master, as we're seeing the Philippines do now.

THE WORST DEAL
THIS IS THE WORST DEAL

That fucking Swede that's always here makes me absolutely livid.

>worst deal in history
uh sweetie how about the country of america for some beads

Yep. Which confirms him as unpresidential.

hmmm

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He gets better in hindsight, not even joking. You edit out the shite and remember the zingers.

this is hilarious, what the fuck happened to trump? It's like seeing Tyson getting beat the shit out of in 2008

wait
so you're saying America defends both Saudi Arabia and Japan
and they receive no compensation for performing these tasks?

clinton won :)))

>we

Shillary is shitting all over Drumpf

If he doesn't get his shit together his campaign is about to end

Hillary is funded by Saudi

>i would vote for the funniest candidate
ah yes
guatemala

he's missing such EASY points too, Hillary is just a wet sack let he's letting her shit banter get him worked up

>i could be debating her right now
>why do girls always go for the asshole

lol

The debate for sure. Not sure about the parallels with brexit 2bh. Brexit was supported by the media and garage owned remain in debates

>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

trump u were such a misogynist for saying that hillary was not qualified

ah, to stop isis, it should'nt have existed in the first place
that's the plan

shut up you mountie cunt

Did Trump not prepare for this at all? Honestly I could probably do a better job than he's doing atm.

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any mention of pepe yet

Maybe if the Yanks didn't constantly fund terrorism groups like Isis wouldn't exist.

why are they cheering for both candidates?

are they forced to be neutral?

>TRUMP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>hillary applause:
wooooooooo

>trump applause
yeeeeaaaaaaaa

people are clapping because trump said shit against iran hahahaha

extremely unbiased moderator

There are supporters for both candidates in the audience you spud

This debate moderator is an actual joke.

He can't say his plan because he can't let them know you dummy

He he unironically think military plans work exactly like the fucking stock market

Unironically support Hillary now

*claps*

They taught me how to work,
But they can't teach me how to shirk correctly.

As you see,
Science once again robs us of our jobs.
They've put a micro-chip in my place,
I hide behind screen of aggression nowadays,
It's just a way of saving some face.
So now I'm permanently drunk,
Like the rest of the race with,
Leisure.

If you think I'm clowning,
I assure you that I'm drowning here in,
Leisure

They taught me how to work,
But they can't teach me how to shirk correctly.

I spend all day,
And all my allowance on T.V. games.
Amusement heaven at the flick of a switch.
Instead of a lathe I busy my fingers nowadays,
By scoring goals with the gentlest twitch.
I've forgotten how to use my legs to invade the pitch.
Leisure

If you think I'm clowning,
I assure you that I'm drowning here in,
Leisure

They taught me how to work,
But they can't teach me how to shirk correctly.

They had retired me 'fore I left school,
(just saw no point in the standing in line)
So I spend lots of time lounging at home,
(why not come in 'cause the carpet is fine)
What a waste of breath it is,
Searching for the jobs that don't exist.
So now I'm permanently drunk,
Like the rest of the race with,
Leisure.

If you think I'm clowning,
I assure you that I'm drowning here in,
Leisure

They taught me how to work,
But they can't teach me how to shirk correctly.

Lazybones, looking through The Sun
How'd you ever expect to find your day's work ...?

hey fellas

but pregnancy IS an inconvenience to employers

He's a weak sack of shit

Why?

t. don't watch debates often

>american politics

Alicia machado is a fuckable venezuelan cunt

turned it off.
cant watch this rubbish.

hi

>Miss Piggy

Kek you can see all of trumps hopes just disappearing, he's going to lose badly and he knows it. He actually brought into his own hype now it's crushing down on him like a bus. He's more pathetic than Bernie now

see

>trump
ahahahahaha

hes literally crying about ads

lads!!! alright late boys!! post your cocks

he wanna make america great again

>I support our democracy
Ayy

what the FUCK is he on about

Mine

waffle waffle

I'm sure Trump will be devastated to read this

>Hillary, what's your opinion on America's future
>Trump why are you so racist
>Hillary, do you like bunnies
>Trump, why have you gone bankrupt 4 times

STOP BULLYING ME WITH ADS

I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SLEEP

t. Paying for the wall

you were like 2 mins from the end lol

>those nu-males shouting Hillary

fucking kikes everywhere

haha yeah
support hilldawg but the trump voter had a proper man voice and the vote hillary shout was verrry nerdy

>Farmville, Virginia

Haha Yanks name their towns after fucking facebook games

You CAN NOT make this shit up!

i will release my tax returns when hillary recovers her deleted emails

*deletes all my emails and releases my tax returns*

Hillary is just better at hiding her baggage. That makes her more dangerous to the average joe if anything

i will not be releasing my tax returns

what you mean she doesn't openly spout off about shit she doesn't know anything about to the media just to get free advertising?

For all the memes about Hillary's health I've seen around Cred Forums (from Polack's I imagine), Trump has been sniffing a lot

edward snowden is a fucking great CIA agent, first he just said shit that everybody knows, and later people fell in the b8, and finally was able to get into russia(an enemy of the west)

yeah.
we need a retard in office so all the corrupt bullshit gets exposed to the public.

why would he be debating hillary, theyre both democrats you silly wanker

*deletes my tax returns and releases my emails*

>shit she doesn't know about
so basically everything

that's all the cocaine

Hillary just has pneumonia and has only done amphetamines

Unironic post on Cred Forums right now

Don't know why Trump didn't bring up Hillary's emails when they were talking about cybersecurity

Like "well we would've been safer if Hillary had've used a secure server" or some shit

He missed so many open goals

Alarm for work on 3 hours lads

s-shut up

so trump said they should've "taken the oil" in iraq to stop ISIS because they used it for funding? how exactly do you "take" a liquid buried underground that takes a long time to extract? occupy just the oil wells? starve the iraqi government of revenues and create inevitably more chaos, while at the same time confirming the accusations from some that america invaded iraq simply for oil? it's absurd

>Cred Forums thinks that's how debates work

>taking Cred Forums seriously

>bigly

>Hillary said Trump supported the war in Iraq
>he just keeps going on "NO I DIDN'T"
>he doesn't call out Hillary for supporting the war

The BBC is more biased than Cred Forums

this
SO many
he missed Bengazi, he missed his chance on race relations waking on about frisking people, he missed so many EASY points just because Hillary got him excited by bantering him lightly.

his weakness is his pride.

because they are fucking friends DUH

>Call this guy he'll totally back me up!

umm she's pretty well versed in domestic and foreign policy isn't she

trump has nothing on that front, but i'm not saying thats what he spouts off about lol

me mentioned it but he got so worked up he basically let it lie

British politicians

>raised on the greatest debate circuit in the world
>can have a reasoned debate about almost anything, remaining on point and entertaining

American politicians

>raised on leftist safe spaces or reality TV
>either rambling blabbermouths or boring policy parroting drones

Why are yanks so inferior?

hahaha he gets national coverage, and people still believe he is anti-establishment
youtube.com/watch?v=ucRWyGKBVzo

lads
Does Trump REALLY have a 153 IQ?

He comes off as a bit thick desu.
And I despise the cuntbag he's up against.

The Mexican thinks everyone but him and his Stalinist friends are shills

>british politicians remain on point and entertaining

found the retard.

9/11 was really bad

@65406343
t. MI6 :0)

>he said "I guess so" in a random interview about politics
>she literally voted for it and one was one of only a few hundred people who actually had a choice on the matter

The guy is a fucking idiot if he couldn't see that shit. I was just staring at the TV when he started going on about some guy called Sean instead of attacking her.

Oi

Brits are fags haha

For a board about politics, Cred Forums really knows fuck all about the subject.

Nah I don't even smoke mate

this
compare him to Farage and its like night and day
Farage can remain calm, take advantage of weak spots, and git hard when necessary, Trump does well but loses track ones someone hits him back.

youtube.com/watch?v=oj4K9fr_WgY

its just a board for idiots who love yelling about non-whites online honestly

>IQ
meme

He's a businessman first and foremost, he has no political knowledge whatsoever and apparently no interest on learning how to actually run a cunt

it looks like he didn't even prepare for the debate at all.

He got exposed pretty hard as being completely unqualified for the job. I wish America could've produced a legitemate anti establishment candidate that could hold his/her own against Shillary.

It used to be better. Got too full of itself desu, classic internet community degradation.

of course not. lie, just like his income.

just woke up and everyone is talking about yanks

stop that

some people on pol seem to unironically think trump won that.. fucking lel.

>anti establishment candidate
never gonna happen in an age with mass media
theyre invisible

praise kek

meme magic

he di though

the "major issues" according to CNN (Hillary Campaign's 5th biggest doner)

>Trump's tax returns
>trump's "birther claims"
>trump saying Clinton doesn't have the "look", with a sly implication from the moderator tying it somehow into sexism

and they only ever pushed Trump on anything

who won the debate u reckon

trump supporters say trump
hillary supporters say her

?? If anything the internet makes it much easier for grassroots movements to spread with minimal funding.

Yanks are dumb

>cheering and clapping over farage talking

fucking animals lads

was expecting fireworks and got paint drying

hope the next 3 aren't like this

Prior to this I was leaning slightly towards Trump, but

not a fan of this fruitfly in my room

it was good was it was mostly ironic, then young lads from stormfront started posting unironically and its just been full of shut ins who dont have a clue what the rest of the worlds actually like

Hillary was the much better "debater" that's for sure, but she revealed a lot of very troublesome issues with her entire career which trump mentioned but failed to press home, so I"m unsure. I hope they expand upon these in the coming weeks.

well, time to go back to bed I guess, work in 5 hours haha

Do you think most people will be aware of that? they need to be on the news. Maybe in 40 years when absolutely everyone uses the internet, something like that could happen.

don't like either but trump was just spouting nonsense most of the debate

so was clinton but she just kept baiting him into saying dumb shit like admitting he evades taxes

Trump is a clown who obviously only knows a something about economics, but micro =!macro. Gotta give him credit for raising up some questions, though

As much as I dislike and disagree with her, Hillary is the better candidate between the two

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>people stayed up late for this dreck

it was thoroughly unexciting.

>Implying absolutely everyone doesn't use the internet NOW

You sound like a baby boomer, no one below 20 watches or gives a shit about TV news, mass media as we know it is dying.

without a doubt hillary
and I say that as somebody who quite likes trump

doin a lactate

Lesser of two evils fallacy

They're both absolute garbage. I lean towards Trump because at least obviously clueless, whereas Clinton is more subtly incompetent.

You still need funding and contacts to stand out in this ocean of pissthe only reason trump ever managed to become a candidate was because he's rich af

old people vote, you know

this
what is happening now would NEVER have come about even 20 years ago

the closest comparison is when radio first became big and EVERYONE had a radio, not to mention ANYONE could basically get their word out through radio.

The Trump campaign thus far has been funded 99% by non corporate donations.

I mean, if we're going to compare both, I think Hillary is better, but I don't really like her or her policies too much.

they soft-balled Hillary so much
its just like how she "won" against Bernie, she's just reading cue cards all the way to power while the Media gives her opponents a full frontal attack.

it was funded by rednecks and maybe (((these people)))

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They would never actively pester the Democrat candidate but tbf I think the moderator did a good job

Didn't know that, I guess you can trust a businessman to minimise costs. Making a meme out of himself and being somewhat famous in the first place certainly helped though

the moderator was good at keeping the two of them in check but the questions were just ridiculous

Yep, but Bernie Sanders almost beat out Clinton. Think about that, some geriatric socialist with one foot in the grave that literally no one had heard of a year or two ago almost beat the safe establishment candidate with billions in corporate funding. They needed to resort to foulplay to force him out of the race.

I support Trump ironically.

They also die.

yeah, that's why i said in ~40 years an anti-establishment candidate could win
old people dont use the internet and only scratch the surface if they do use it

Truly a blessed world we're living in. Maybe the next American election will be even worse than this one

It's okay if it's ironic

Some the questions were absolutely ridiculous

Why the fuck even ask about support for the Iraq war we invaded 13 years ago and even if Trump did support it is that really going to be an issue for people?

That doesn't mean I unironically support Clinton.

>Maybe the next American election will be even worse than this one

Any guesses on who will run? Kanye West?

Rednecks meaning anyone who disagrees with Soros and the globalist left-wingers.
A lot of white and half of the Hispanic people (and a handful of blacks) see the country is going to shit with major issues and don't want to continuously hear about the never ending problems of blacks shooting each other and how women should get paid the same as men even if they don't work as many hours or do as good a job.
And they don't want to be taxed even further to pay for other people's self inflected problems and citizens of Mexico while they are struggling to keep their own heads above water.
The democratic party has focused on minorities for so long they are having to invent and even cause new problems for minorities that they can then promise to help with.
At least half the country is sick of it.

more than that, Hillary, and actual politician, sported and VOTED for it.

>kanye
wouldnt put it past him

*sniff*

pissing down, comfy day desu

don't know if he was serious or just baiting

Neither do I, lad, neither do I.

new

Hillary has spent 30 years+ in government yet never once tried to tackle the issues that she claimed to care about tonight

That's the big thing that I hope most people took away from it

I've decided it's not america that's the problem, but politics

>Bernie Sanders almost beat out Clinton

It goes to show that people are sick of the two parties who have become just two sides of the same coin.

Yeah but very young people are shit voters too. People who have never really worked or had a family and life of their own just go for arm chair ideals that sound good without really looking under the hood.

It always has been tbqh

Plenty of old people are pissed off at the establishment too, in fact in the UK they were the driving force behind Brexit