/cum/

Hillary Corrected the Record™ live on camera

so Trump rambling vs. Hillary reading a teleprompter with a speech proof read by 600 people

Yes, exactly

kek abandoned his champion, the magic is fading

guess I missed nothing then

my condolences

he was a spy since the beginning

>frowns on top
>smiles on bottom
Anarchy now

aren't you guys worried that we might transition from a two party system to a single party system?

What a brazen argumentum ad absurdum.
You could literally invert all four of those things and use North Korea instead.

Republicans are winning the house by 30 seats and the senate is 50-50.

Even a bad Trump showing would keep the House republican.

Finally, until the 2020 census results are released in 2021 and redistricting is done in 2022, Republicans will be almost guaranteed to be in control of the house.

you mean closer to the truth

does voting in your country even really matter, outside of deciding the face of your head of state?

Trump somewhat kept it together for about 30 minutes, then acted like a ranting buffoon. Hillary came off a bit stilted and corny sometimes, but overall had far more substantive answers on the issues. I'd give him a 4/10, and her a strong 7, maybe light 8/10.

Actual thread lads

implying anyone says they love taxes, government, and regulations

Me

They're called Democrats

You think I could flex on niggas in an 80s yugo? Bet I could pull it off

oyasumi nasai /cum/-chan~

Holy kek

ha ha

> aprendiendo español
que estupido.
al menos di me que te cogiste una morenita.

I quite enjoyed this mock debate.
When do the real candidates hold their debate?

me on kaga's head

went over to Cred Forums for 10 seconds just to see what the damage was

even worse than I imagined

Since Cred Forums is obviously extremely biased, can we agree that Trump lost the debate?

It's like you're not even trying.

You got me listening to Dissection again
I haven't listened to this in almost 10 years

youtube.com/watch?v=8c3L0bqUnao

Cred Forums came off as agreeing he did a poor job, people seemed kind of miserable over there

Is it bad that I was genuinely impressed by Hillary? I don't usually do politics and only watched the debate for the maymays but she came off as the more dignified candidate.

Really? Anytime someone said he did poorly they're flooded with ur a shill

youtube.com/watch?v=wkRCH3yqNbk
Post beats.

Nope. Focus groups on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News have all agreed that Trump won. I think you just can't help but look at it from the perspective of a Clinton supporter

the wagon is tight

i'd rip it

Nah, I agree. I don't like Hillary but I have to give her and her team credit for knowing how to hit trump's weaknesses and get him to go in full defense mode.

She was at no point "On the spot"

Now I remember why I never watched the debates
They're biased as hell

I GOT DEBATES IN CHINYA
HILLARY HITS THE LEAN AND SHE SLANTING

>waaah this doesn't agree with my opinion
>waaaaah it must be biased

I like how Cred Forums broke Cred Forums for a good half an hour

do you have a single source for any of that?

>not one direct question about any of her scandals or criticisms
>all about trump being a meany face

Well early on I thought Trump was winning when he was talking about jobs and taxing companies that leave the US. That made sense to me while Clinton talking about the middle class seemed kind of, I don't know, forced maybe?

Part of the grieving process is denial. When I looked over there was a good amount of people agreeing he did poorly, and people thrashing about thinking he's fucked now.

I need to eat a shit and die before the election

...

I had to stop watching. There were so many avenues of attack and openings he could have reamed her on. It was like watching an idiot argue with a smug, Machiavellian cunt.

I just went 5

it looks like my experiment failed

Shes probably spent more of her time practicing for the speech, as well as her body language and words would have had focus group tests. So it's not really surprising, her sponsors have an insane amount of money sunk into her.

Trump is way too focused on business and making money. Every time he was asked about solving a problem in the world he mentions one of those two things and tries to relate to it somehow.

Hillary wasn't much better but I wish he spent more time on his policy rhetoric to match her.

Wow the amount of butthurt on pol atm is too damn high

Don't be autistic and say that Trump getting asked repeatedly about his scandals and Hillary not even touched by it isn't biased in favor of Hillary

There's a point where it becomes obvious, and almost a quarter of the entire debate being spent on ONE of Trump's scandals is ridiculous.

Over the course of the debate he faultered and didn't really recover

Depending how things go, it'll be server crashing rage when the elections happen.

During Obama's first election that board was chaos.

I honestly want to see her win just to see how this website will implode on itself. Every board will be flooded with so much shit moderators will have to just stand by and wait for it to die out

tbf, he can either talk about his experiences in business or how hillary fucked up. He cant say what he in a related situation because he never has been in government.

His main arguments are i know how to manage and make good deals which i can apply to the government and im not hillary

when goldman sachs pays you dollar to dollar for a speech, of course you will be good at it.
Great. Just an hour ago it took 3 minutes to post. I cannot image the shitpost hits per minute in that fiasco. Though, I realize pol seems full of outsiders. I feel like I am on Cred Forums when I lurk there.

I don't really want that, honestly. But there's a lot of people with the same shit fest hope as you.

Personally I'd rather he win and have the entire worlds media losing their shit. Cred Forums freaks out all the time, it's more entertaining when the whole planet is on diarrhea mode.

You've got to remember that this isn't really comparable to the Republican debates where Trump could get the crowd going and just feed off their energy staying on the attack. He had to act with restraint and show that he's got substance as well as style. His problem was he just went back into his usual rally rants but the crowd was instructed to remain quite and was at the very least 50% Democrat so it just made him look like a moron.

>pays you dollar to dollar

What did he mean by this?

Proof CTR is working in /cum/

see: >is too damn high

That is a normie meme and a stale normie meme at that, only a shill would use language like that.

Take note of any Pro-Clinton statements you see here /cum/, we have shills in our midst

Fair point.

Still crazy to me how far he's come on his own with no experience. He funded like 80% of his campaign or something and got all the way to the debates on his own, despite the memes.

In terms of board population, I think moot and archive boards said Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and Cred Forums hold the majority of 4chans regular poster traffic. Both Cred Forums and Cred Forums will probably end up on Cred Forums plus the regular board users will wander over and shitpost.

it's gunna be huuuge

>Personally I'd rather he win and have the entire worlds media losing their shit. Cred Forums freaks out all the time, it's more entertaining when the whole planet is on diarrhea mode.
this desu
the sheer fucking butthurt from every news organization will be insane.
it'll make Brexit look like a cakewalk.

Trump is acunt, but I'm tempted to vote for him cause of Hilary's fucking Orwellian anti second amendment platform.
t. centrist

He tweeted that, he never said it :^)

>Every board will be flooded with so much shit moderators will have to just stand by and wait for it to die out
upon occasion, Original Recipe M00t™ would ban certain subjects on Cred Forums or wherever, prompting an error page that would say "talk about something else" if you tried. I'm kinda hoping that trump and hillary get banned from every board except Cred Forums and Cred Forums on election day..

CTR?

>Trump you're bad cause your rich
>you're really not that rich Trump

>minorities are struggling with violence
>it's actually not that bad in minority communities
>we need to go after guns

intredasting

So if this happens next election, we tear down the US and start again?

I'm not CTR or anything and I'm not sure what you guys mean.

I just like watching people crash servers.

>it'll make Brexit look like a cakewalk.
pretty much, it would be long term entertainment vs. something that would blow over in a few days

I haven't seen a single bigger name news company not have some kind article talking about how Trump is some sort of nazi monster. Their attempt to rationalize his victory would probably involve believing the apocalypse and world war 3 is upon us.

this but unironically

can an old fag tell a little cute 19 year old boy about the last time a presidential debate was this shit

Pretty decent proofs, desu.

did you listen to her policies? they all sound horrible.

Hillary is a better rhetorician but that's it.

Hell I'd take that giant meteor right now rather than waiting for next election

youtube.com/watch?v=PfhRo2kelLI

>tfw some shirtlord is apparently writing the video descriptions on your local news station's youtube uploads

paid shills? in MY /cum/???

oh hell no

>Implying a NEET like me has the effort to shill
Bitch pls, I just like watching the chaos because it is funny as fuck like said.

i heard they were lovers

youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
youtube.com/watch?v=RbM2F-cfN0A

I'm 167 years old and can remember when candidates almost came to blows on the stage

they're always high rhetoric, ranting, blame game, pandering, and someone whose keeping it safe by saying nothing with real consequence

also the moderators are usually biased on one or the other side, or not allowed to talk about certain things

Just imagine the twitter posts.
We'd have to make our own wall on the 49th parallel.

I'm 20 now but still you can tell me

gore vs bush

...

>cute
ayy ayy bb

48 hours now exactly no sleep

An unbroken stream of consciousness for this long with decent amounts of physical activity in there as well all things considering

I was finishing a paper and studying for an exam which was today, which unfortunately I don't see myself getting above like an 85 on

I have another exam tomorrow, an intro to art history Renaissance to modern class. It doesn't have anything to do with my major but I still feel bad I'm probably not going to do well on it, because so far I really like that class and the professor

This is my first year in uni btw

In his dedense most tweets written by famous people aren't actually written by them but rather by a professional tweeter (or sometimes even a team of pro tweeters

nice f-feet

>tattoos all over her body
into the trashcan it goes

when Bush was elected and Obama were elected people made the threat of moving to Canada too, so I'm not really worried. It would be funny if some liberal kids from jew york tried to illegally enter and work in Canada though. they'd get the full illegal alien treatment.

climate change /=/global warming

Whats with the photoshop thingy.

...

You're an idiot. You need sleep to internalize what you've learned. If your brain's tired as fuck it isn't going to be processing well.

t. graduating engineer

>tattoos

where did he get this power?

I'm pretty sure trump just sends most of his tweets from his iphone when he is being driven around or taking a shit

yeah, but those niggas were small fry compared to the donald.

in terms of media and common language use it kind of is

the term global warming was used early on but was considered incorrect, so people started using the phrase climate change or climate shift to avoid confusing idiots

What a job

how does that even happen?

hardcore democrat voters who threaten to run away to Canada seem as lazy and misinformed about laws as their republican counterparts who made the same threats under Obama desu

they'd probably google immigrating to Canada, read part of a paragraph and realize it's too much effort

post sperglord heavy metal

I know. The exam was on 19th century western politics, I fucked up an important question on romanticism snd then now I realize I knew everything I needed to and just didn't write anything good down on the fucking page

Anyway I don't know if I'm even tired anymore is the point
I still want to study for art but I'm not going yet another funking day like this that's ridiculous and yet I don't feel tired anymore

Apparently it was hit by a train

sick air bambi

What do amerikáncy call «roundabouts» and do they really call «Leicester» “Lye-sester”?
youtube.com/watch?v=7EPXWrSZ3Vo
youtube.com/watch?v=DlLtIQVrYv4
youtube.com/watch?v=W1Zgt7SRCTM
youtube.com/watch?v=DCcaj79GRYM

photoshop?

I don't mind body tattoos. Also, great ass.

>considering quitting a above minimum wage job that makes me want to kill myself for a minimum wage job that won't make me hate getting up in the morning but might have some money problems
what do i do

youtu.be/AYJjEwLM-Jg

Does anybody know how many different banner I can submit to the banner contest.

>can't even go to Cred Forums without Cred Forums making trump threads

>AYJjEwLM-Jg
>jEw
oy vey

I still can't pronounce worcestershire.

if it doesn't say, then you probably send whatever and mook and the mods will sort it out

they'll wear themselves out by tomorrow

>he browses Cred Forums

probably meant the film grain

>both so bad

they're not

>not liking girls with tatoos

flickr.com/photos/dtwoods/

No, there's a patch of water on the upper left hand side of the photo that's been duplicated.

>politifact

That Clinton girl is so trustworthy

While we're at it I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=4rY3X4xafs0

maybe a watermark haha?

fuck off wagecuck

I say «Worster-shire» but I hear Anlgos say «Wuustə-sheeə».
From Wiki: (Listen/ˈwʊstərʃər/ WUUS-tər-shər or /ˈwʊstərʃJər/ WUUS-tər-sheer;
written abbreviation: Worcs)

are molyneaux memes dead

>being in this much denial

i hate to break it to you but it's sounding like romney 2.0 right now. "he'll fucking landslide"

sure kiddo

>clearly benefits from socialist retardation in American politics
>not shilling

Yeah

Yes, politifact, the great bastion of liberalism that is politifact.

What, are facts liberal shills now too?

He said shut not based

that was comfy.

thanks for sharing user

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHTLd-WWA

Please stop arguing about politics. I come here for off topic shitposting and anime. I don't watch anime I just enjoy how much it pisses off people.

Just had a pretty fun metal jam by myself

I felt like I was 16 all over again
it was pretty fun

which type of engineer?

You should record it so we can make fun of you. Secretly I will actually enjoy it though.

conversicucks BTFO tonight LMAO I WAS LIKE LMAO

they mark a lot of true things as false or mostly false

I hope this post was ironic because those women want to make me kms

anime

>I dont watch anime

Thank you.

shit pussy engineer

>tfw you unironically like some of the K-ON songs
openings.moe/?video=Ending2-K-On!!

cute

I should have recorded it
I have some jam recordings from 2009 that I did with my buds at guitar center. But that's on another harddrive
fun times

reminder that i have a wooden katana (its actually my little brother's) and i will beat your asses with it if you cross me

So how did Hillary do

hehe hi

>what is trigger discipline
rreeee

I'd post animal videos but I'll save those for /an/

youtube.com/watch?v=HYsM6TuBUck

y-you too

Surprisingly well

fag

>off topic shitposting
I got banned for 3 days for an «off–topic» post with a siamese lady–boy and the comment
[does a booty–dance to entice cock]
last Monday.
The Janitor must've been menstruating.
I think there were a few bans as /cum/ went very quiet after that.

>true things

those are called false things. Not to mention even a single example might help your case...

>I enjoy K-On

mugi pleases old men in the 711 bathrooms

woops

I don't make any real estate deals without first consulting my wife.

Black men*

FTFY

she won
:-(

reminder that I have a real katana (its really mine) and i will beat you with it if you cross me

thats because the songs are unironically good

time for sleep

i;m gonna sword fight you for that

SLANDEROUS LIES

It would be fun. We're always posting music anyway.

She has nice hair

>tfw want a Euro gf but balding
should I just give up bud?

not what my south american pow wow instructional drawing say to me.

Hes probably just a school shooter or something.

i could easily beat you with my foam nunchucks

You can get banned for shitposting that isn't NSFW on Cred Forums?

Psssht, it's not even yours.
We all know it's your big brother's.

no, i intend to make shitposting use of the Cred Forums pass I bought with money I earned

>he doesn't have a reverse blade katana

Are Feeder and other british rock–bands big in North America?
What is the scene like in North Am.?
youtube.com/watch?v=gE5z7K70ByU&list=PL0F4D0474A81C052F
youtube.com/watch?v=juI3A-U-Fms

She pretty much has one of the best haircuts a blonde can have lad :^)

Everyone here is balding, you'll fit right in user. At least you're tall right?

Whatcha listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=6fHoMw8tCzo

all right, kenshin

your gonna be the one that saves me

Tremors

>He bought a Cred Forums pass

How the fuck does he take the seat out of the car and why

youtube.com/watch?v=CRrU8-r_ofw

damn. I hoped Trump would do better, but it's always been obvious that he's a fucking moron, so this is no surprise. One pleasure that came out of this evening was Cred Forums's complete meltdown. The hardcore idiots calling anybody who says trump lost a shill. I wonder what things will be like on election day after he loses...

N-no

youtube.com/watch?v=Yq_tDOFU5tY

...

i've seen that movie 10+ times but I still want to watch it again

i'm deciding the banner fates, be nice to me.

the new google capcha is a pain in the ass though. the legacy option they created doesn't seem to work right half of the time either.

youtube.com/watch?v=CQC0Xt6wG8M

I'll fucking shoot you

youtube.com/watch?v=Yl3_WsU8yRc

I want to murder a weeaboo before I die

Oooh, that's a comfy image.

...

dont do it. mexican prison sounds bad.

kys then

>there are people who own katanas posting in this thread right NOW

Best action flick ever made.

September 26th and its 90 fucking degrees out.

Fuck summer

haha it's funny because I dream of this all the time

>could see breathe last week in morning
>trees are half naked
>get an autumn jacket
>it was 24C today
dammit

Here's another one just for (You)
Well, how do you think you're going to get an Euro gf then lad?

you're absolutely right

youtube.com/watch?v=B9aiYqSRfCM

I thought this was going to be OFF! the band which I don't like
but not bad
I like this I'm going to check out more of their stuff

check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=y-2oD0_qBSo

not really a fan of this kind of music 2bh so I really can't say much

pretty cool reminds me of Chinook

youtube.com/watch?v=HrV21ZVxRIs

Thanks for the music anons

m-maybe charisma or confidence or something
I feel depressed now
5'10 isn't enough?

I really hope he makes another Conan movie.

Did Drumpf get btfo?

Dorohedoro is pretty cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=O5I_cFmte6Y

Not fully btfo but definitely lost the debate

really kitschy americana, for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=NJJ3UC3gnoM

good taste

And Cred Forums didn't have time to lick the wounds because they got zerged by CTR shills

A funny dream I had yesterday:
I was on a walk in the countryside and saw Putin, I sayd to him “Zdravstvuĭte, Prezıdent Vlaımır Vladımırovıč!”.
I don't think it meant anything other than I had Russia on my mind.

kitsch americana can be decent desu senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=iWjkeXKPQOI

I'm so sorry user but that's way too short, it looks like you'll have to enjoy an all American wife! They aren't that bad right?

what emotion is this image trying to convey

race war now

...

hate, mostly

I like this stuff as long as it isn't to modern for some reason

I bought this album from the goodwill last year
it's not bad

Please
I don't want an American wife. I need a European wife, please make this exception for me, it's all I have to live for

being an edgy asswipe, mostly.

cockle doodle doo

youtube.com/watch?v=naCBCfbb9L4

>tfw theres a snorlax somewhere nearby but the tracking is still useless

Look until you find it! Lazy millennials, I swear...

>Playing Normiemon Go-get-mugged

go ahead, cunt. youre not beating the wu tang sword style

>living near rabid niggers

An anal engineer.

En garde, I'll let you try my wu tang style

Fucking NBC shills. Shit on Trump for allegedly supporting the Iraq war even though he didn't, though of course it's fine for Hillary to have actually voted for the war.

Not that it matters, Hillary played all of her cards this debate. The last debate is hosted by FOX, Trump is going to wipe the floor with shillary.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>not being able to defend yourself with only a lighter in your fist and your steel toed boots

Fuck off and support Kasich.

but he did

The NYT even called him out on it, despite him using them as a source

Post rare animes.
youtube.com/watch?v=DFOF9acNUH8

>pink hair

G-guys, it's my birthday today. I'm 21 nao.

D-don't you want to go to my th-thread? ;(

lucky... I wish I was old enough to buy alcohol for this debate shitshow, it would have made it bearable

Only if you give me some liquor.

I hope you're drinking. Happy Birthday.

>tfw when I looked for my liqour and it was empty

youtube.com/watch?v=Rxx3QUFouhs

thread posting will get you nothing but a missing testicle

...

youtube.com/watch?v=lvSP6hM5PcI

I love you Tomino. Pls never change

youtube.com/watch?v=DMkMdZSvba0

youtube.com/watch?v=m1GIFsT5Yng

>№65409186
Is iт March in 2016 here?

I'm the least edgy person here. Zero edge nigga.

I didn't watch it with alcohol but I wish I did, Mr. Youngling.

>only if you give me some liquor
You live in Louisiana?

I'm getting some right now!

That's okay, it's not like I use my testicles anyways other than for masturbating.

is this anime about naked ladies?

I'm as sharp as cheddar

God, I'm so horny. Please fuck me. Make me your little pancake slut. Cream all over me with your thick, sticky syrup. I want you to eat my raspberries and fork me harder than the rest of your breakfast. Puck me in the goals. Your icy exterior will cool my hot womanhood. GODDD FUCK ME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIh

Uuumm... could you, like, fuck off???

Mexican """"supercar""""

No, its about robots.

Goodnight.

...

The time to rest has come.

nite

You don't know how to ease my pain

its only 10:30 you weenie

youtube.com/watch?v=M8IaPa9Z3vM
youtube.com/watch?v=iKAsuvwDP_Q

What are your predictions for the next 10 years?

>hillary will be president
>huge crime wave sweeps the US as cops are scrutinized and blacks are empowered
>college enrollment continues to decline
>millennial yuppies leave the cities to escape the violence and all the gentrifications made there will go back to shit

fuck off italy

more people will pull ideas out of their ass

youtube.com/watch?v=OsWOQGVDe-c

im gonna get a gf! (´･ω･`)

>What are your predictions for the next 10 years?
youtube.com/watch?v=mBNaZHew538

he said your opinions you fucking sheep

drinking a shitload of water to make myself vomit x

he said predictions not opinions you mongoloid

The world might go to shit, but I feel like my life will be pretty okay.

Same. I think the economy will get a lot better but crime, dropout rates, and other stuff will make its way back to 80s/90s levels.

that's beside the point you dumb nigger

if you're going to be a pedantic sperg at least use the correct fucking word

you're still avoiding the question

he believes that opinion you man ass menace. you concave skulled brain of a staired infant. you maraca brained rattleskull. you got testicular fortitude like how your dad has pride in you.

Trump got btfo lmao

you're still avoiding DEEZ NUTZ

He literally didn't. He said from a military standpoint the invasion was a success (which he was) and he said "I guess so" on Howard Stern, far from a forceful endorsement.

The further autonomization of society will soon create vast social pressures and further radicalization amongst the disenfranchised.
I will predict that the current ultraprogressive trend will begin a backlash.

why would he say it was a success if it was in 2002

Is there a way to mix alcohol and milk?

no, why would you want to

I'm 18 and can tell you that this is already happening with people my age. Nobody buys into the ultrasensitive, over-emotional SJW movement millennials created.

really makes you think

don't do it

a white russian

>I'm 18 and can tell you that this is already happening with people my age. Nobody buys into the ultrasensitive, over-emotional SJW movement millennials created.

To get drunk of course

that sounds sweet
I just want the taste of milk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z
>Business Insider describes Generation Z as more conservative, more money-oriented, more entrepreneurial and pragmatic about money compared to Millennials.
WTF I love post-millenials now

>I'm a millennial and no one believes in the movement millennials created
???

>I'm 18 and can tell you that this is already happening with people my age. Nobody buys into the ultrasensitive, over-emotional SJW movement millennials created.

>that sounds sweet

its fucking milk, of course its going to be sweet

I drink white russians all the time.

Good for long extended drunks

millenial generation stopped in 1995 lad

It's the truth though. Anyone who cared about politics before stopped caring after Sanders wasn't nominated. While millennials are out in the streets protesting dead niggers most younger people will be completely apathetic about it.

Shut up, you're wrong.

>millenial generation stopped in 1995
>lad

neck yourself

imagine being this much of a crotchety old geezer

new

Funny how millennial has become such a catch-all buzzword for you cunts born a couple years outside of the sweet spot.
>HAHA dude we're so much different lmao
Yeah, you're worse. You fucking mouth breathers fell out of the motherfucking womb to instagram and kim kardashian. God help you.