What is this called in your country?

What is this called in your country?

Here it is just called a mobile phone, do germans really call it a handy?

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I call it chinese crap from the city market

Yeah Germans really do call them that, but with an accent though of course

'Dull' phone

I don't think mobile phone is used ever in the US anymore. It's always cell phone. At least anywhere I've been. I wish English had a single word for it, it it does I don't know it.

In Russian you can say мoбильник "mobilnik". Though I guess that's more syllables.

Luuri

As someone who's been to Germany 3 separate times, can confirm they call it a "handy" over there.
I chuckled every time I heard it.

>a handy
I hope not

Yep, we call it really 'Handy'.
Somes 'mobiles Telefon' but mostly no one is using that term.

Do you realise that handy is a slang term for handjob?

Everyone just calls it a phone now. Since most people don't have a landline anymore, there's need to distinguish.

It comes from swabian. When a swabian guy first saw a mobile phone, he asked "hen die koi Schnur?"

Just phone or cell phone. I think people used to call it mobile phone like in the 90's but I'm not sure.

"Mobila"

We either call it "celular", "telefono", or "phone", yeah, we are so cucked that we use English words in our dialect.

I do but most german don't.
Language is what it is; you just have some words which seem to be weird as fuck. Nobody is thinking "HAHAHA BLOWJOB" because fuck, 'handy' is no synonym for blowjob here.

Mobiltelefon but you just say mobil.

Then what do you say when you want a handjob?

Celular o teléfono, Cellular or Telephone in English respectively.

Rubbel mir einen du Fotze.

Yo le llamo phone o cel.

Tetris :D

Why are you sideways Guatemala?
We say “fón” sometimes not “foun” wich is the sound of phone in Spanish.

I don't ask for it anymore since my girl never doing that anymore.

But seriously, basially you just say 'mir einen runterholen' what's 'wank me off'. Younger generation of cours eis using 'Handjob' though but the term 'handy' nevertheless is unknown here

This

Here in Holland "handy" means "handicapped" in slang

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Musste mehr lachen als ich eigentlich sollte

Matkapuhelin, lit. travel phone
Luuri
Kännykkä, I guess that's our version of 'Handy'

Hand Phone

DROP THE GUN

SYKA LOL

kek

des heb i joa no nie gehert, dange für den lacher

Outdated

fugg :DDDDD

old germs say sometimes Mobiltelefon
young krauts use handy or the brand

Samsung Bomb 7

>do germans really call it a handy?
Yes they do. Wo ist mein Handy? sounds so gay when spoken also

Mobil'niy Telefon which is direct translation of mobile phone
or
"Mobil'nik" for short ("Mobila" - bydlo slang)
or
"Sotov'iy" which refers to honeycomb structure of mobile network
or
"Truba" translates tube - (phone tube/handset)

I prefer "cellular telephone"

Cellulare or telefono.
Mostly telefono is used for landlines but it's pretty much interchangeable.

téliphoune

So many wannabe anglos

Also just "Telefon"

Knopochnik\knopochniy telefon-literally "push-button telephone, phone with buttons"

Sotka, mabilka, sotoviy telephone

What do Australians call them? Mobile phones?

No, they obviously call it static phone!

It's also could be "kirpich" ("a brick"), referring to an outdated model or if your phone broke down.

Im asking another Australian to answer me not you

You can trust me

Mobiles. What are you, a gook living in australia?

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Oh, and "lopata/lopatnik" (a shovel), referring to that big 7" phablets.

Yellow piggu go home

I trust you user

Too bad. You shouldve told your mummy and daddy to vote for pauline hanson when they had a chance. Im staying here. Ill go back to china when i feel like it.

ǝuoɥd ǝlıqoɯ

But lopatnik is your wallet

黄鬼子

Its a shame i never completed my chinese lessons when i was young. Being asian in Australia is a fucking bane when most people irl are like

wo ai ni

you should learn chinese if you're interested. It's definitely easier than english once you get past the basics

I already speak Wenzhounese because of muh heritage, and a bit of Mandarin

Yeah we do. Just like the Chinese btw

Being white in Australia is the tits because of the banana girls tho

I grew up with cantonese. Honestly its an embarrassing language, it's just glorified vietnamese. Standard chinese is where it's at.

Hows life as a Chinese-american? any prejudice?

>Nobody is thinking "HAHAHA BLOWJOB" because fuck, 'handy' is no synonym for blowjob here.
Well yeah it's not a synonym for a blowjob here either

Magic device

Ding dong machine

>Just got a handy off my mum for my brithday.
Oh Germany; you porn-crazed loons. What ever will you think of next?

It's not too bad, but I live in Chinatown so I'm usually around other Asians.

I just call it a phone

Don't lie. We call it "handy" too

ICH BIN SPRECHINZE MEIN HANDYPHONEN

>Here in Holland "handy" means "handicapped" in slang
No it doesn't

when they were knew we called them handphones but now they are just mobiles

Känny

Wtf are you talking about. He said handjob, not blowjob.

>Conditions
>S

I guess you can't see the road with squinty eyes.

Pelefon
after the new of a provider, it means "wonder phone" though

Handy

Mr Phonesworthy

iphone crap is chinese too

"Komórka"

kek, in Russian this word means a small inconvinient room.

mobil

>telefon komorkowy amerikansky
youtube.com/watch?v=-0AyIVRUnSA

>"telefonino"
Literally "small phone".

>"cellulare"
Because it belongs to a cellular network.

same in Polish

a mobile

Киpпич (Kirpich) - The brick

lol why even answer

Bitte geht sterben

Handy is over. The term slowly dies to smartphone. Brand cucks use brand names.

bored m8

Galapagos keitai(phone)
in japan "Galapagos" refers to an isolated development branch of a globally available product.
so sorry ecuador.

mobla :DDD

luuri,känny,puhelin,matkapuhelin

Mate here it's a burner.

Swiss people call it natel
We call it portable

Teлeфoнный aппapaт элeктpoнный мнoгoфyнкциoнaльный.

We call it Fernsprechapparat or Netzfunktelefon

>das handy

10/10 joke

t. humor pro

we used to call it a "handy" when phones actually looked like that.
the term is getting rarer though, i feel kinda silly when i use it.
mobiltelefon, smartphone or just telefon is more prevalent uezs

HOЙC ДЖOУК, БPO.
>What is this called in your country?
Teлeфoн\Cмapтфoн\Moбильник etc.

absolutely
And it is a handy phone
compared to the conventional wall mounted version.

Also we call "vintage cars" Oldtimer.
That's much crazyer.

I just say 'puhelin' which means phone.
The other Finns who says something like 'känny' or 'luuri' are literally autistic.

>luuri
>From Swedish lur

You can say Mobiltelefon, both words are legit.

The cellphone is the only thing that is sure to been not understood.
"Zellentelefon"

>mobil
That's a car over here.

You are just saying it to make the Finns angry, right?

>amerikansky
Then again getting called nemcy is kinda ok. At least it doesn't sound as bad as amerikansky.

Do you Germans ever stop being autistic?

amerykański means american as "american fast-food"
The US citizen is called "Amerykanin"

that sounds less jarring, but still I prefer the nemcy to anything that ends in "kanin".

I don't know aren't you the pros in beeing autistic?
I mean you have outlawed suitors, haven't you?

sometimes we call it "zvonilka" which is like "caller thingy"