/brit/

also not a girl here btw

I think Drumpfags were hoping le seriously ill lady would collapse on stage but she stood up there for 90 minutes and calmly destroyed him.

no it was boring

hmm ok so

>snog friend on friday
>message her on saturday, invite her round, says busy with family but "definitely up for doing something in week" and suggests things
>she messages on sunday, leaves me a message 2 hrs after i go bed
>talk more on monday as a result, message her after i finish work - more convo
>feel like im being too eager all of a sudden

now what, keep flirting with her, she flirts as well but cant tell if shes just being rly friendly tbqh

obama got destroyed by romney

no one cares

Not like this lel

liddle is right
cunt probably got into brown and got her position as an ambassador through her film connections
stars deserve no attention unless theyre talking about movies

she didn't really destroy him, desu it was a shit show and all she did was take advantage of his pride and let NBC do her work for her.

Virgin

Send her a picture of your penis

send her a picture of your anus

not going to work today
ah the life of a call centre runt

Leaving aside the point that that's not even true, Obama didn't have the demeanour of a bombastic ranting lunatic who knew literally nothing he was talking about. It seems as if he thought he could just wing it and coast by with his stream of consciousness style of oration, with the occasional personal attack and Clinton would roll over and die. If he doesn't change his tune quick smart he'll destroy his campaign.

the canadiANUS

what do you sell?

t. spent 2 years selling fucking funeral insurance over the phone

>Leaving aside the point that that's not even true, Obama didn't have the demeanour of a bombastic ranting lunatic who knew literally nothing he was talking about. It seems as if he thought he could just wing it and coast by with his stream of consciousness style of oration, with the occasional personal attack and Clinton would roll over and die. If he doesn't change his tune quick smart he'll destroy his campaign.

I've always wanted to have one of my posts quoted in green text with a fedora image. Surprised it didn't happen sooner.

I do surveys

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

rain is comfy, not depressing

>Liberals are saying the debate was biased towards Trump and moaning about Hillary being pushed around and losing

wew

I guess no one was impressed with Hillary's weak slimy rhetoric

there were a few questions there that seemed their only function was to attack and humiliate trump, didn't notice any for hillary.

All that shit about obamas birth and iraq was an irrelevant waste of time

crowd seemed to be more on hillarys side too, though I did hear a few cheers for trump towards the end hillary atleast twice retorted to him with some 1 line zinger while smiling at the camera and the crowd all whooped and clapped

howling

there is no way he won from what i saw

farting like mad and about to get onto a busy train

baka

>though I did hear a few cheers for trump
when he was declaring war against iran

send her a picture of your pineal gland

I thought it was fairly close
its hardly as if Hillary said anything substantial either, she just kept her rhetoric tight and went on as if she was reading cue cards.

when she started talking about the plight of blacks with that disgusting fake tone I was rolling my eyes hard.

I think these are just more. "Who do you like" tbf

time.com/4506217/presidential-debate-clinton-trump-survey/

>Michael Moore gets BTFO as a kid by Milton Friedman

youtube.com/watch?v=EYW5I96h-9w

how many days do september got?

trump talked more shit and made himself look like more of a tool from what he said imo. he spent like 2 minutes of his valuable speaking time ranting about china and mexico with regard to jobs or reiterating the question before answering it. there was the one point where genuine questions over the deemed unconstitutional nature of stop and frisk were answered with shit like "but theyre criminals". he seemed more intent on bragging about his achievments than actually answering questions or throwing off quips which make him look like a dickhead like the "makes me smart" line when he was attacked for not having paid federal tax.

it was bottom of the barrel stuff and highschoolers could have done better than either of them but as someone who dislikes both of them, he came across as more retarded to me.

debating kids. what a towering intellect

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(((milton friedman))) supported pinochet's dictatorship

morning

so do I
>le Jews are bad meme
>not being a Good Goy and being rewarded

At work lads

Haha

lmao

shut the FUCK up you fucking parrot runt

"una vela la mucho communiso i have-a el autismo jajajaj.....fucking pirateo non-virgino hahhehehehe" - you

((()))

what is this a reference to?

So what's the point of /brit/? You guys just sit in here and roleplay as idiots?

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>He's never seen star trek
m8
Why does there need to be a point?

nah never watched star trek, i've watched all of old doctor who though

very imaginative editions from are canuck

thanks

It's comfy.

star trek: the next generation, anyway..

can you idiots stop getting all the VPN Gate IPs banned?

Clinton won the debate lads. it's over

egoist is someone who is self-reliant
correct term is egomaniac

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youtube.com/watch?v=xTgXnDZoYNA

>replies with a youtube video
hellooooooooooo reddit

Everyone won, this is 2016, we dont believe in losers anymore :^)

>hellooooooooooo reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=nHiBRCKsFRI

who won lasd

>knows how reddit replies
Hello

me

You realize the IRS is not actually a part of the US government, right? The constitutionality of federal taxes are debated.

youtube.com/watch?v=hCEEPGNvB-4&feature=youtu.be

in reddit..........things happen

don't hav etime for this, ill get my news from the_donald

but it is the revenue service of the United States federal government

I just found out vocaroos expire

post sombrero

>replies with a youtube video
hellooooooooooo reddit

post peg leg

the MI6 is here

AAARRRGGHHHH

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excuse me?

he was a great asset of the pirate intelligence, too bad he got murdered with an ice pick here

Pretty much this

Good post

I'm off lads

Only pakis and women are anti Trump

statistically

Might kill myself hehe

>been living in europe for hundreds of years
>still haven't integrated
ah yes superb

thats why there's an option to download them you ninny

Only teenagers think in absolutes

bit harsh

i heard Trump was, dare I say, BTFO?

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

bet you didn't even watch the debate

correct

this'll be my last hit, then I'm off the stuff for good

fuck sakes

instagram.com/adeleexarchopoulos/?hl=en

my French girlfriend is all growns up now and changed

When are tits too big?

hacking the mainframe lads

*bing*

hmphh, i'm in

Good post, I love red dwarf

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>reddit dwarf

ajajaja chinese chicANO is mad

so dead

y ded

When the girl is fat

*opens door to an empty room*
*picks up an old picture of Nige drinking a beer with Kev and sweaty man*

con te partiro

*puts aside the rhetoric*

Its a branch of the federal reserve bank which is a private institution and not part of the federal government

why was Trump sniffing

>Donald Trump re tweeting Breitbart online polls as proof he won

runts about

trump got wrecked harder than i expected

hillary is a smug old bitch. she's unlikable, but at least she looked professional.

i don't know why trump took it easy on her.

Speaking technique.
Also just finished watching it, besides a few stumbles, no idea why people think he didn't win.
He dominated the fuck out of it.

Trump = actor
Hilary = actress
Election = the blanket blinding us from what's really happening

BBC news are shilling Hilary

stay woke...................

Liked and shared xxx

need Trump to be elected so we can start the race war desu

>BBC iPlayer login will be required from 2017

still somewhat under the impression that Hillary had an ear-piece

>head constantly cocked upwards to the right toward Trump
>new hair cut
>wire of mic box seems to go up to her shoulder
>better spoken then she has been ever before
>has worn an ear-piece other times

>need Trump to be elected so we can start the race war desu

Oh no, where else will I watch some silly bint chasing internet trolls whilst calling them meanies

Hello

yo

i want to watch it but i can't stand listening to hillary speak

theres a surprising amount of these pictures

We'll pay Paddy Doyle for his boots

girl I'm seeing is a sket that treats me like shit but she has lovely chebs that I can do whatever I want with
you see my dilemma

Reading Trump's responses is a very strange experience 3bh

It was pretty obvious 2bh.
Especially when she starts pausing abruptly to hear the coaching. And those god-awful """"bantz"""" when she started talking about trickle down.

*walk past man-hole*
*hear runts giggling from within*

what do lads?

hillary's face after trump tells her to release the 30k deleted emails

hes a fucking mongo haha
hope he wins 2bh

runts in the walls again ffs

*bangs on walls*
*lays eggs*

hehehe

haha yeah, turned 1 million and wrote a bestseller into 4.5 billion, he'll never get his 2.1 in exercise science from Notts like you

lol!

Trump lost to hillary lmeo

I dont care how rich he is when he talks he sounds like a clown. I've heard teenagers give more coherent speeches than him

*prods in the wall with a broom*

geddout!

>I dont care how rich he is when he talks he sounds like a clown. I've heard teenagers give more coherent speeches than him

reported.

I won the debate last night

>pulled my back right before I go back to work tomorrow

Why does this always happen? I'm rarely ill but it always happens after a few days-week off work and then I have to be ill at work.

You've never won anything that you could be proud of in your life.

In all honesty it was a textbook stalemate

There were no "gotcha!" or BTFO moments by either candidate

Freud innit

on my way to uni

BBC news has an epic debate going on

compare Trump's speeches to Reagan's

I won 2nd prize in a beauty contest

Just remember something from when I was a kid

>had an air rifle
>stand it on its butt
>place a stone on the end of the barrel
>want to see how far up it will get shot...
>fire
>stone is at eye level
>stone explodes
>shards of stone go everywhere
>get tons of tiny stone shards in my forehead

Would probably have gone blind if I hadn't been wearing glasses.

Not a smart kid.

As the prize pig, I presume?

Uni is the biggest meme ever

I dropped that shit and went to work on an oil rig where I make more money than any spacker with a bachelor's plus I didn't waste years not making money

shillary pulling the woman card in the first 30 seconds of the debate really ignited my neurons

haha libshits getting triggered on bbc news

omg did you go here too?

so literally every nano-second of BBC as usual?

Recommend me some patrician Japanese cartoons /brit/

Why doesn't BBC news have a live youtube channel yet?

A little poison now and then: that makes for pleasant dreams. And much poison at the end for a pleasant death.

They have their little pleasures for the day, and their little pleasures for the night, but they have a regard for health.

"We have discovered happiness," -- say the Last Men, and they blink.

A mate of mine was shooting some old French pistol made in the 1930s that hadn't been maintained at all and the barrel exploded when he shot it and shards of the barrel flew out of the ejection port and he would've lost an eye as well had he not been wearing glasses

I told him not to shoot a gun that hadn't been maintained or fired for over 80 years until he had a gunsmith look at it but the spacker wouldn't listen and insisted it would be fine

>65412678
I would if you weren't irish

No, normally the bbc is heavy has a liberal bias. The republicans they've got are pretty good.

Youll shoot your eye out kid

It'd be difficult for someone given $1mil, the advice of their father's investment brokers and brought up in America not to make a massive return on their investments. Money begets money.

Trump is not a particularly clever man. He is the product of his father's riches and a brash branding campaign.

k-on

With the caveat being that you have to work in a dangerous environment in the middle of the sea.

Can you see why you might be getting that extra money?

you're wrong

it's besides the point anyway

people aren't voting for trump, they're voting for what he stands for

pretty sure you get more money due to actually having to live on the rig

How does one go about getting an exceptionally attractive French girlfriend if one is a complete loser?

youtube.com/watch?v=YovrrYMnH_A

Gain at the expense of others?

Man doesn't have an altruistic bone in his body. Why do people think he'd be looking after their interests if he became president?

That's what I mean. It's a good wage because it dangerous, dirty work and you're away from home alot

win the lottery and use the money to open up a no-kill animal shelter but also buy a yacht that has champagne in it

it's purely because you're away from home working unsociable hours you fool

lorry drivers get paid a shit ton for the same reason

It's a dangerous job that is very physically intense and requires a high degree of concentration and teamwork but I love it and the pay is outstanding especially considering that when I'm living on the rig I have literally zero expenses

It's not for everyone but if you're not scared of hard work I highly recommend it

I make 6 figures and only work half the year

Same way you'd get an exceptionally attractive girlfriend of any other nationality

Have shedloads of money

there's more to it than money tbf

yeah the yacht and no-kill animal shelter

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ah yes if it isn't Mr No-Chin

NEED a classy girlfriend

>Trump is hiding something by not revealing his tax returns
>*mistakenly deletes 30,000 emails*

500mg of 3-FPM up the shit pipe

Quite like girls with thick eyebrows 2bh

eyebrow*

really makes you think

Never understood how some people get stuck with the ol' unibrow meme

I'm quite the hairy bloke myself but I don't have a unibrow

foy

Just realised you're a yank so disregard the bit about working in the middle of the sea. What sort of advancement is there in a job like that? Could you be overseeing a number of rigs in the future?

Whatever works for you 3bh mate. As long as you enjoy it.

You're splitting hairs m8. There'll be an element of hazard pay as well as shift/residency/unsociable hours pay.

Very good job shifting the goalposts
$100 trumpbucks have been transferred to your account

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i'm not even voting. i live in NY

try logan or inala if ur in brisbane

Depends what you're doing, I know a lad who's number 2 on a rig in Azerbaijan

I work on a rig in the Gulf of Mexico so it pretty much is in the middle of the sea

As for advancement you can go as high as you want if you're willing to work hard and take initiative

There are drilling engineers on the rig who went to uni for petroleum engineering and they oversee all of the computer controls and monitor how the well is operating via robots and cameras way down under the ocean but the lads in charge of the physical drilling as in joining sections of pipe get paid just as well as the uni trained engineers and were doing exactly what I do only 10 years ago

Unless you go land based then you really can't oversee multiple rigs at once because you need to physically be there during its operation but I could easily work a land rig if I wanted to

dating a very attractive girl and it has its downsides

it was the best of times

have enough here in Manly x

need to call the dentist and make an appointment to get my teeth bleached

looking quite yellow atm

I have one like hers that isn't that thick

I get it waxed though

hillary talks the talk but she can't walk the walk

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don't mind aussies

>People always call me a bad liar when really I'm wonderful at it and I just pretend to badly lie over irrelevant things in order for people to trust me over more important things

ah yes, keep playing along with my game, runts

>Deutsche Bank is crashing.

oy vey

lads, did hillary stroke out during last nights debate?

>>People always call me a bad liar when really I'm wonderful at it and I just pretend to badly lie over irrelevant things in order for people to trust me over more important things

>ah yes, keep playing along with my game, runts

No

They had her hopped up on speed

don't talk about me on /brit/ sweetie xx

no but she was wearing some kind of back brace

take her for a hsp at wynnum

VERY good dose of hsp there desu x

who here /fighting #culturalmarxism one tweet at a time/?

4 yanks posted in a row but I'm not going to 'snap' it because they're human beings like us

Good morning from London, friends!

Hope you're all having a good and productive day! I'm just about to head off to work, the grind, ey? Haha, have a good chat, chaps!!

Confused as to what this means

>no but she was wearing some kind of back brace
lelelele
o rry

Wouldn't mind giving her a bit of the ol dick haha

fuck off paki

صباح الخير من لندن، والأصدقاء!

نأمل كنت تواجه كل يوم جيد ومثمر! أنا على وشك تتوجه الى العمل، وطحن، إرنست و يونغ؟ هاها، ولها دردشة جيدة، الفصول !!

what's that sudden pong

piss off paki

>left to right
serious bruv?

أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله

جوجل ترجمة يقول كنت مثلي الجنس

salam aleykum brothers

test

>knowing that

rasheed

not a fan of this animated video on the Daily Mail website

all the girls I've had sex with (2) have had hairy buttholes
how normal is this?

عواء

>mad dogs
>englishmen
What do they have in common?

at the end of my rope

Deutsche Bank is unironically in freefall

Get ready for big happenings

what?

>fell out with the gf
>think a lot of each other but break up
>Call her, we talk for a bit and end the call
>She says she will text me
>Never texts me
>Send her a text saying that I assume she never got around to texting me then
>She ignores it

As pissed off as I am I'm almost glad it happened, think I needed her to be a massive cunt just to get over her properly

just watched the debate in full

trump rambled on during a few questions and frankly embarrassed himself

but hillary kept taking personal shots at trump and straight up lied many times

it's clear hillary's campaign is about trump, while trump's campaign is about the country

font

hasn't it for a while

Germans wont let it do a Lehmans

uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Hope the dirty krauts get fucked

yeah but why?

the seers on Cred Forums foresaw this months ago

twitter.com/rickrubin?lang=en
this guy founded def jam
and he's got tranny porn liked on his twitter

>Trump is below par
>pol spams online polls
>Trump now thinks he has won and will do badly in the next debate

This desu
Germany was a mistake

you've literately just read this from a Cred Forums thread you fucking mong

Deutsche Bank is the single biggest bank in Germany. It's been struggling with bad debt because the EU has been printing money like it's going out of fashion. This stupidly large supply of money for loans has created a similar situation to Lehman in 2008 where the bank has a shitload of loans that will only get paid off if the money printing continues.

Well guess what, the money printing isn't working to stimulate growth. The ECB has just realised this and about to turn off the firehose. DB is going to be fucked over by its own balance sheet, which is why its share price has dropped by 60% in the last 6 months.

If DB collapses, the Eurozone is fucked.

theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/26/deutsche-bank-share-price-lowest-mid-1980s

That's why green arrows are actually quote arrows sweetie :)

>Presidential debate fact-check: Trump and Clinton's claims reviewed

ah yes, the guardian
I'm sure this won't be biased at all

>'':)''

Aww cupcake don't spit your dummy out :) x

>That's why green arrows are actually quote arrows sweetie :)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt

post machines

Trumpers are a bit prickly today ;) xo

i knew trump would do badly but i doubt this debate will hurt him

trump clearly has more support. you could tell by the crowd after the debate ended - tons of people cheering and saying "we love you" to trump while hillary got a few squeaks from one person

What's with the IDF and canned tuna? I watched an Israeli ration video and half of the fucking 24 hour ration was tuna

finally watching Trump v Clinton

it's a bit shit 2bh

>Clinton actually believes in the wage gap
what a fucking meme 2bh lads

She doesn't but she knows her voters do and she can use it as a talking point against trump

business idea: exclusively hire women to save money

...

huh
never heard Trump speak before
his voice is gentler than I thought it would be.

also can this bloke ever look not smug?

canned tuna is based compared to most army food
unless you serve in the kirya then you eat some catering tier shite

the moderator was so one-sided against trump. he asked trump hard hitting questions about 5 times while never asking hillary a single thing

disgraceful desu

>I call it trumped up trickle down
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hills with a sick burn

Pick your poison.

you should watch some videos from the Republican debates. he absolutely savaged jeb bush throughout

>jeb bush
literally who?
Is he like George's retarded brother or something?

>china
>mexico

There are other countries, Don.

Did anything good happen in the debate last night, or was it just "mexicans" this and "i'm a woman" that?

arsenic

Basically

Nobody voted because "muh no dynasties in the white house"

quality OP, leafy. made me chuckle.

yes, not even joking
youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg

watching rn

Trump so far
>china
>mexico
>dey stealin are jobs
>muh small loan

Clinton
>TAX THE RICH
>thinly veiled attacks at Trump

gimmick idea: mine this debate for reaction images

lmao, this reporting

bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37481531

*steals fizzy lifting drinks*

>Donald thinks global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese

I don't recall ever even seeing that

What the fuck even is America anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=zup9Q4nPoik

>go to be early to miss brit talking about the debate
>wake up
>it's a debate thread

>"""""""thinly""""""" veiled attacks at Trump

ftfy

...

trump did his best to defend all the attacks from hillary and the moderator. he put the country at the forefront of his discussions

hillary had this smug grin on her face the entire time. she was personally attacking trump the whole time. she's a total bitch

why is Hillary blinking so much?

She basically thinks trump is a big joke and is just wildly throwing shit out there

Hopefully underestimating him will be her downfall

I can't believe we're allowing a woman to become president

I stand corrected
Wow

damn it's real
they're both memes

isn't there somewhere better to talk about yank politics?

Be afraid

Fuck the dude is an idiot

>BUT YOUR HUSBAND SIGNED NAFTA
fuck off Donald

>I know you live in your own reality
fuck off Hillary

meanwhile the democrats have hillary

ah yes

fucking hell, I want to like Trump but hes such an idiot

Reptiles don't produce tears and she can't lick her eyes on live TV

>My tax cut is the biggest since Ronald Reagan
>I'm very proud of it
my days lads
my daaaaaayyyyyyys

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teens love it mate, only 2 sides to it so it fits their world view perfectly, us and them. even though they don't really know who us is, they sure know who they are.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't believe this, but he knows his retarded voter base does.

shut up cunt

I've just pulled my pants down to my ankles, bent over, parted my arse cheeks and violently sprayed, from my anus, putrid liquid faecal matter all over my next-door neighbour's front door as a gesture of discontent over him refusing to take a parcel for me.

lads i JUST found out why they call aboriginals 'boongs'

youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs

fucking banger i forgot about completely

>he doesn't enjoy
"Pollytixx Extreme: 2016™ Sponsored by Pepsi™ MAX!"

Just spent all morning cleaning my front door. Looks like someone threw chocolate Angel Delight over it. Probably some drunken pesky kids.

What a waste of good pud.

if Reaganomics was so successful (it was) why don't more countries do it?

Jews?

>hillary had this smug grin on her face the entire time
ah yes
smug grins

JUST

good stuff, well rounded, a delight to read with a thorough plot.

free market leads to free migration

new

be an australian all you want. this debate will hardly dent the polls

real non yank new

consider the following: china