Imagine spongebob but with Patrick being a bit tsundere

Imagine spongebob but with Patrick being a bit tsundere.
Now you've imagined the relationship between Sweden and Finland.

you guys live in the most uninteresting region

literally nobody cares about you

we just laugh at you

you don't even genocide your neighbours regularly

stop posting

>a bit tsundere
No, we actually hate you

This.

pfft, no you don't.

Unless you are twelve and right now at the Swedish language class at school

sweden without finland would be like penis without balls.
that map said everything

is finland bob

this is a 18+ board

t. Cai-Göran Cuckström

how come there are people who like futa with balls? for what purpose? do you want to cup them while you stroke the shaft, then gently lick them as cum slides over from the penis? because that would be gay

>tfw no finnish futa gf to do that to
feels bad desu

so who is dom and who is sub

Well sweden is the dick, so you know who is the dom.

>it's another finnish teenagers think there's any historical reason for animosity between sweden and finland-episode

Our countries are pretty much as similar as two countries can get in terms of laws and shit like that

min neger

The nordic countries can best be describes as a big double-headed dick aimed at Europe with Finland as the balls and Denmark as the salty ejaculate on the germans

The cock and balls thing looks better with Denmark as cum.

Lmao keep telling yourself that, the inherent trait of swedes being egoistic and acting arrogantly is not something appreciated here

No neighbouring country really likes sweden, you guys are a bit like russia in that regard.

Even geography ships us :3

>you should like us because we eradicated your culture and replaced it with our own
kys fuckface

>It's another Svecoman imperialist thinks that Swedes dindu nuffin episode

as if you have any idea or even cheerish what you supposedly had before, our cultures have been intertwined for a long time.
you just keep repeating we're arrogant but actually has nothing substantial to say

>same nation for over 600 years
>finns were swedes, nothing weird about that
>finns in parliament
>didn't even make finns serfs
>nothing even resembling finland existed before the area was incorporated into sweden
>mannerheim, greatest finn ever, spoke swedish as his native language

You guys got fucked up by the ruskies trying to russify you, didn't you.

why did you make this thread swedebro? you know the shit flinging is inevitable

>you supposedly had before
>supposedly
The Eternal Svecoman at it again
Svecoman propaganda

>>nothing even resembling finland existed before the area was incorporated into sweden
Stop lying, Per-Göran.

>t. Balkan

At least Balkanites are actually related, Nordic "brotherhood" is based on lies and centuries of deception.

No-one with an IQ over 70 has watched more than 30 secs of spongebob during their entire lifespan

No-one with an IQ over 35 knows who the fuck Patrick is

If you're thinking about replying to this, simply kill yourself instead

And also, yes, I think it is stupid that Finns think anyone, Swedes included, gives a shit about Finland or its relation to Sweden.

Ask a Swede about their neighbor country and they're tell you about Norway

cont.
New here & didn't notice flags and failed to realize OP was a Swede
Why the fuck would a Swede give a shit about Finland or its relation to Sweden?

WE

unless you live in /kvenland/

Braise Ugko :DDD

The way your government betrayed us during july-december 2015 I will never forget it. You know exactly what I mean by this. Your country will pay for it with your blood someday.

But we are the supply of testorine
When Russia cut Swedens balls off Sweden became the ultimate sissy. Coincidence? I think not.

Denmark fucking hates us, Norway doesn't really hate us but sides with Denmark. You have to be our friend.

>Imagine spongebob but with Patrick being a bit tsundere.
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

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