/balt/ + /ausnz/

Rast

aman

BRITISH SHOCKED
INDIA ROCKS

where dem lads at?

i could bum every kiwi itt

haha their money looks like monopoly money! :DDD

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How popular is Australia in New Zealand?

who is this faggot

>300 years and over a billion people and this is the best they came up with

a q p
w

Who's right?

super power 2030

i don't remember, i bought this song for like $2 a few months ago and am now trying to remember where I first saw him

djaaronellis.bandcamp.com/track/the-hornace-of-death

very popular, mainly because everybody enjoys making them say 'fish and chips'

Heaps popular

top and bottom

oh yeah i remember him shitposting on mu that's right

>Hand over your weed

What do you do?

We hate them, but less than we hate people from every other country

I know this kind of islander mentality is hard to grasp for a horse eating continental dog

that must be it

thanks

what weed

shelve it

yeah nah piss off ay

There you go mister officer

i've had one beer and i'm feeling very drunk hehe

pussy ass bitch nigga

I've had one pizza and I'm feeling very fat hehe

that's a bit racist

>tfw too intelligent to talk to estonia

punk ass cunt

>janny trimming the ruski

thanks

For dyslexia!

hmmmmmmmmm

Oh God
This can't be real can it

wtf

Balts truly are based.

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Latvia's real estate website isn't offered in English
it's back to ee24 for me

m.city24.lv/en/

mate....

Nah, people hating on russians are a minority here. They're our second largest immigrant group after ukies. They're generally pretty liberal and running away from Putlers Russia.

Although yesterday I met a babushka in her eighties who could barely speak lithuanian. Fuck those kind of people.

disgusting rice in local restaurant
stuck in a big blob when served
overcooked
0/10 didn't even finish

She didn't need Lithuanian all her life, and now you expect her to learn it, when she's nearing death and won't be able to learn it anyways?

She needed it for the past 26 years at the very least. Russians make up about 0.5% of my towns population.

>ukies
I don't want british subhumans here..

thanks lad

If Ruskies really make up only 0.5% of your town's population, it's possible that she moved there later in her life, e.g. together with her Lithuanian husband who died 20 years earlier. We don't know the details.

Although if she's lived there all her life then she should have learned it, I agree

I WANT TO LIFT
BUT I CANT YET

It's a small town. The only russians we had prior to SU were a few starover families. Other than them we had a military base, that got closed down after independence, and its personnel were pretty much the only russians who lived here. Almost all of them left with the soviet army in 92'. So yeah, petty much no russians.

Manchester United > Manchester City
2bh

>our hockey team is getting worse by the year

What's the name of the town?

The sport reflects the country

>mfw this lithuanian guy is right about his statement

should I keep bulking?

>I care about sports

no you can stop now
thanks

>those sausage toes
>those fat legs

You should clean your fat feet

Ew what the fuck?
>that fold of fat on the feet
>those disgusting nails
>that mass of dark turklike body hair
>the state of decay of the room
is that more fucking hair on the ground? for the love of god vacuum and throw out the trash

>metabolism slowly getting worse and worse

why are /balt/ and /ausnz/ even combined?

He's Latvian, what do you expect?

>mikoto baiting everyone in again

when will this stop

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Is the guy in your pick sniffing for something, or what's that espression supposed to convey?

Don't ask questions, just listen to your heart.

to maximise shitposting

the thread to surpass the metal gear

He is sniffing farts...

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taking a deep breath as to show the readyness for the acceptance death

Eat less and less, move more and more.

sure if you're a poof

>losing 3kg over the span of two weeks due to massive gastroenteritis

enjoy your hypothyroidism Hans

Well enjoy your diabetes then, petrol sniffing cunt.

I wish I could die on the Eastern front in 1943

i am the master krankler

BSELL

the Baltic state of Estonia Latvia and Lithuania

>I wish I could di
me2

my body is a temple

Großlitauen is a catchier name

why die when you can survive and become a partisan with the Latvian legion after the war

Fuck lads got a statistics lecture in 30 minutes with some shrivelled up cunt named Inge..

Are you cute?

yes

yes

t.cutie

yes goy, battle the proletariat while I collect my gold from the evil ex-nazis

Post legs

>predominantly-Russian organizations (For Human Rights in United Latvia) holding protests and attempting to block the marches.

hmm...

the anti fashists this year were literally 4 die linke politicians from germany and 10 russians

they were just yelling about muh jews and muh latvian nazis

should i cut?

Yes
Please find attached my leg

>tee vee memes

>shitting in school
>putting your bag on the ground
WEW

That's pretty hairy for a girl.

It's at the best and comfiest toilet at MRU, reserved for professors normally, but I go there anyways

i like the psuedo-commieblocks

WOW

It's got a reputation for corruption and bad teaching, but the facilities are really modern actually, especially buildings 1 and 4

>he studies at MRU
kek

I don't think anyone STUDIES at MRU.

true

Russified the Baltics lads

praise be

YOU MONSTER

very good

Those towns aren't where they're supposed to be.

How does it feel that the best fighter of the world is from Baltics?

Baruto achieved legendary status in Japan within only 2 years, while rest of Japcucks trained their whole lives and now Baruto Kaito stands as the UNDISPUTED, UNDEFEATED HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION CHAMPION of the world.

Baruto vs Godzilla inc.

They also placed North America some 500 km further north than it is, geographic accuracy has never been an issue for Paradox

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Isn't Riga like 40% Russians in reality too?

Africa is literally like half its original size as well

We have a lad that has 2 champion titles in boxing

stop cyberbullying me

>According to the 2011 census data, ethnic Latvians made up 49.33% of the population of Riga,

so
a few decades back Lithuanians were a minority in Vilnius

give us a few decades

they also put Livonian Order in a time period it didnt even exist in yet
fucked me over in a history test

kind of felt like watching a movie tbqh but by the looks of it there aren't any good ones out to watch atm

Fuck these swedecucks man

New game lads it's called Lithuania or Africa

pic related

Bazinga

looks like someone tried to squash africa as you would a goomba

xddddd

A few decades back Vilnius wasn't in Lithuania.

Meming aside, how has the population of russians changed in Latvia since independence? Here it dropped from 9.4% to 4.8% so far.

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lithuabnia

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you'd better acquire kaliningrad in the time you have left

Bravo estonia

it keeps decreasing

russians are dying faster than latvians and their birthrates keep decreasing, while latvian birthrates are increasing

also russians are starting to emigrate while the number of Latvians leaving is getting smaller every year and some are coming back

if i remember correctly then on 2010 Latvians were 60% and now we are 63%

fug nice europe

also take Kars from the turks

should have*

which eu4 mod is that? looks very good

it's hoi4

What is the ligic behind /balt/ and /ausnz/ being in the same thread?

things that make people sound retarded
>the romans and the greeks were blonde haired and blue eyed!

hmmmmm

see

I don't like taking Kars desu, it isn't very aesthetic, and I was going for a less blobby russia anyway.

extended timeline mod

I am Prussian

Rules are made to be broken.

1. You are silly.

2. See this post.

3.

4. >:(

Please delete this post or I'll be forced to report you to the mods

Please do not break the rules thank you

Go ahead. Make my day.

how can you play this for more than 5 minutes without getting bored

Source for this land bridge?

dick

That's 2/4 buddy

It's all falling to bits.

just look at the map

being a loser with piss all else to do helps

see

>balt humour

hilp mi

only this small part of it is left

>someone using my OC for the first time in in sixth months since making

thanks

no problem

thank

t. hank

big problem now

I am here

thanks

Hello.

do NOT steal my meme

(refer to the rules in the OP for more)

Bye.

watifuk dint hit mi miit

wew small earthquake just rolled thru.

haha.

went out for another walk tonight lads
not many people out tonight but i saw people exercising in 2 different parks

user over and out

went to the park

some fucking mong on his phone kept staring at me while I was exercising lol

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having an OUTRAGEOUSLY cheeky beer at home on the patio lads AMA
BRIS
A
N
E

exactly how cheeky is it?

Hey Aussies, why is your country so empty even on the habitable coasts, while America is populated from the Atlantic to the Pacific?

glad we settled this boys

Absolutely nutters lad could use a qt euro bf on my lap though x

There's a billion islands remaining from the flooded landbridge, but I'll spoonfeed you, my entitled western friend.

hate HATE this image

Hey Malaysians, why do your planes keep crashing and burning everywhere, while Aussie planes fly to one location to other without crashing?

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>kiwis going to sleep right now

dumb time travellers

Daily reminder

dude nihilislsm LMAO

Russian missiles did it

whoa there, but do you have proofs?

Proofs?

daily upvote

where can i find good porn?

zootube.tv

*counters you*

>living in an apartment
>in the CBD
enjoying your stay in Australia?

That's a weird door arrangement.

>watching latvian porn

wtf

GEE BILLY

why do you hate animals?

i love animals

aww poor little lad

apes give me the creeps

>creeps
No, it's AIDS.

omg

Any of you NEET fuccbois at the job fair at Kultuurikatel today?

even this one?

>tfw no gf

youtu.be/pOnyDYCElQo

>tfw my mum is my gf

didn't harambe drag the kid across the ground

What are little girls doing in my university toilet
It's not even the female one

Why are you still in toilet like 2 hours later? What the fuck is wrong with you.

I went again jeez

autism

Well fucking don't okay!?

>MRU so bad students sit on the toilet for 2 hours instead of taking lectures

bad health! sad!

animals aren't white nor based

>60% white

what a coincidence ahah

>looking at party ratings
Fucking Masiulis, goddamn asshole. Had he not been so retarded we probably could have had koncervai+liberals and now we'll have four more years of socdems spiced with peasant greens. Fuck. I hate that faggot so much.

if you take a look at all the pure european americans who haven't mixed with the natives, the number actually drops down to less than 40%

>40%

>tfw soon comfy october rain weather
>tfw will be collecting mushrooms soon
Feels good man

hhaaha australia and latvia is fucking GAY! hahhaha

>norGAY

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Cred Forums Goes To Valve.

>blue is going to release new mic
Well time to buy latvian products again.

Yes hello

No bye

do you shove em up your ass because they look like they'd fit nicely in swede ass

>lithuanians don't know how to use stuff
>they just assume everything goes into the ass

>swedes have to excuse every purchase as being only used as intended
>while secretly they shove it up their ass

it's ok to be gay and it's ok to prep jamal before he cucks you

>he still goes on with stuff into ass
>he has a cuckfetish

Blue is a Latvian company? Huh

Cuck

>he still goes on with his fetish

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>he tries to deny it as much as he can
>all while jamming it deeper into his ass

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hello i am back

>he can't give up
>he won't give up
>he is still butthurt about his weird fetish and obsession
Haha, lithuanians truly are funny. Good thing there is latvians who keep balticum sane.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Microphones

>The company's name is an acronym for Baltic Latvian Universal Electronics

>Sven is so ashamed of himself he wouldn't even admit his deepest darkest fantasies to an Anonymous imageboard
>he's projecting this hard

It's an american company, but a latvian engineer was one of the founders.

>he is buttblasted and going fullforce with his fetish

>gives himself anal prolapse
>calls others buttblasted

>go on reddit
>people say they hate the migrants coming into europe

trying to lose weight are you, mister chubs

helo

im new but why is sweden always in these thread

welcome lad

No. I'm very fit kntao
Nice dubs btw.

he's looking for a latvian bf named yuri

no idea but balts are our neighbour and we here like to bother neighbours everyday.

i appreciate the acknowledgement and kind response

thanks

i was VERY tempted to masturbate in the toilet on the flight back to australia last week

Sweden almost own us

why???

i was reading the in flight magazine and a hot girl got me VERY (very) erect

but i didn't do it

helo
you keep cool in time of stress
we can all respect that leadership skill
i give applause

Could you please stop bullying Sweden
It doesn't adhere to the thread rules

we need to liberate sweden

Nah forget about us.
Just no bully and let us die or nuke us.

I saw this really cute girl in a pub today. I'm thinking about raping her but she might be willing to fuck me if I ask.

Do I take the risk?

you're doing a good job yourself

Sweden owns the baltics

Australian women have the worst accent no joke

What is there to save us from when the whole EU and UN and cuckelitist forces this nation to become a social experiment. Feels like someone behind the scenes are pushing a hidden agenda onto my country.

I could really go for a beer in a pub right about now.

youtu.be/DXf20tTwWto

good post

Sleep tight wagies

kek
youtu.be/0DKDiqAeuqU

My flatmate's gonna be away for the weekend, meaning I'm gonna have three days where I won't have to move past the door to my flat, be able to shitpost until 5 in the morning, and drink alone without anyone judging me.

But weekend is only two days.

He's gonna be away from friday morning till mondayy. So 3,5 days in fact.

sleep tight mummys boy

PARTY AT THIS GUYS HOUSE

Ok, don't forget to stock up on ramen, frozen pizza and beer, Satan. Have fun.

Tbh, being a slob for a few days is very therapeutic. I do it a couple times a year too.

Will enjoy yours tonight :)

>t. virgin

Thank you friend

t. virgin

Just watched a one and a half hour panel discussion on Statistics and actually really enjoyed myself, hmmmm

t. merman

thanks

You say that as if that's unusual.

I can say with 95% confidence that it is in fact unusual on a world wide scale

Got my election ballot today. How do I fill it out for darbo partija?

vote for me

thanks

t. H. Anks

>do I take the risk
Nah. Don't risk it

First you kill yourself, retard

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Koksal?

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After the election.

mfw I voted for Darbo partija in previous elections
not even memeing

retard

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They're the only ones doing actual work to help the people.

Thoughts?

convince me to vote for some other party and I might vote for them

ugly

Trimmed my pubic area today lads
Thoughts?

I find my penis appears bigger after a trim.

beautiful

I trimmed ur mum today lmao

>The Labour Party (Lithuanian: Darbo Partija, DP) is an anti-immigrant, centre-left[4] populist[3][5] political party in Lithuania. The party was founded in 2003 by the Russian-born millionaire businessman Viktor Uspaskich.[6]

so darbo partija is the lithuanian Harmony, only anti immigration

>nikoks vaizdialis

I'm gettig mixed signals

mediocre

nu thread