/brit/

This mental bastard thinks he's at a Red Bull airshow. What a daft fuckface!

yeah crack on lad, wondering if you've ever helped anyone before though

very morally superior

>the bugatti veyron is french
>the engineers were german
ah so that explains why it's not a piece of shit

Is this seriously what you do in your free time?

nah just doing it ironically lad

I finger blast your fat fucking mother for free too.

getting in t' shower

ah ok carry on then

course not, I'm a sociopath.

I'm reading a book ironically.

good post

HOWLING at all these yanks on Cred Forums butthurt over the debate

Careful I tried that with the quran and accidentally converted

nigger, you gay.

dining upon noodles with a side of cherry powerade desu lads

slimes out.

gourmet.

...

second day back at uni and i'm already missing a lecture waheeyyyyy

/brit/ is always dead during the day now since the normie invasion. fuck all you

lol last year when I started college I had severe panic attacks the first week and missed all my first lectures than after that I panicked too much to catch up

hey moslims............i got a bone ta pick with u............
keep ur fukkin sangria law OUTTA here or i'll do it for you................

fags!!!

When I went to university I went to almost all of my lectures

the only time I'd miss them was if I got laid the previous night and was asleep for most of the morning

you guys are amateurs

hehehheehhe

wait till The Spectator hears about this!

Already had 2 diarrhea sand it's not even 10AM yet

Only traitors to the crown would help refugees desu

literally havent been to a single lecture all semester x

rorke

having sex tomorrow probably
going to cum in her multiple times throughout the evening

whats your point?

FONT

Hiding from rain

Stoicism is the one true Western ideal

All else is either a variant or in contradiction and is weak and watered down

hail Stoicism and the Stoics

In my 4th year of university and literally all my friends have gfs

It's pretty fucking sad

Also I don't even pull at clubs which doesn't make up for being single

>not Machiavellianism
I see the runts have gained a bit of self awareness

Don't worry there will be plenty of chances to make close connections with females after uni :^)

r8 my granddad

does anybody have that pic of that insanely good looking couple with the blonde guy and the asian girl

ta xo

>Machiavellianism

is what? Writing books about killing eachothers bloodlines as a worthy means of land control?

>Stoicism, a school of thought that flourished in Greek and Roman antiquity. It was one of the loftiest and most sublime philosophies in the record of Western civilization. In urging participation in human affairs, Stoics have always believed that the goal of all inquiry is to provide a mode of conduct characterized by tranquillity of mind and certainty of moral worth

literally tensing all my muscles in the mirror right now lads

don't post pictures of myself on Cred Forums sorry

>pretty fucking tragic
yeah, popping at least 3 kids each, their country having produced nothing of worth to humanity ever, leaving at thei first hint of a fight

truly heartbreaking

That's a lot of knick-knacks

literally standing on my roof posing like a spearman rn lads

how does one become stoic?

accept nature and circumstance, read Marcus Aurealius, physical exercise and so on

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/27/fat-people-rise-up-we-could-swing-this-election

>“Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number; it accurately describes a body that many, many Americans are living in right now – Americans with fulfilling jobs and vibrant families, who pay their taxes (it’s this thing regular people do every year – ask your gardener) and treat the people around them with humanity and respect. Americans who vote.

kek, fucking yanks

why would you do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

Just got back from the Millinery lads

>To the Stoic, virtue is an inherent feature of the world, no less inexorable in relation to humans than are the laws of nature.

I am completely erect right now, I must love a woman and disregard her to follow my own true path of virtuous tranquility right NOW

christ the guardian really is tumblr isn't it

uganda be kidding me?

I've had sex with 7 or so girls and not met a single one of them at school or university

memes are memes, what matters is INNER TRANQUILITY and complete devotion to the CAUSE of REASON and VIRTUE

stay STOIC

utterly howling

The Bugatti name was purchased by VW so pretty much everything about it is German

What's the point of anything?

FONT

*rips off shirt revealing well-defined chiselled body*

BEHOLD, A PHILOSOPHER

*squats a concrete ball as did Atlas*

hhhhyAAAARGGHHHH

made me think

Just don't get fat acceptance desu. Something like being a tranny is still medically debated.

But being morbidly (keyword) obese has never been up for debate.

2 out of 4 deserve an answer desu imo

today i was walking in the shopping centre and as i came around a corner i almost walked right into a cute girl. i smiled at her and she literally cringed at the site of me. should i just kill myself now to avoid further embarrassment or should i wait to see if things get better in my 30s?

Fuck off rorke. Fat people are as oppressed as Gay people

>Its loftiness of spirit and its emphasis on the individual’s essential worth—the themes of universal brotherhood and the benevolence of divine nature make Stoicism one of the most appealing of philosophies.

hmmmmmHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*javelins a spear 600m in the air*

who cares.

reading Meditations at the moment and I'm not really a fan tbqh

which two? he answered all of them

These Australian shitposts are extra shitty today.

O rite, didnt watch it.

But the ones about being Birther and a tax cheat seem reasonable to ask.

sight*

the "moderator" was a complete shill

>Birther

why is that even a topic? has literally nothing to do with this election at all

you have no social obligation to do anything but remain virtuous and seek self improvement

read Marcus Aurealius and devote the energy god HAS granted you to self improvement, your endearing sincerity will be an attractive sentiment in itself

"Very little is needed to make a happy life - it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." MA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA
*fiddles with my willy*

*pops your willy in my mouth*
hmmmm hm hmm hmm

The gf

*lifts you upon my shoulders*
*launches you into a sea of fire*
*stands staunch and posing, drawing a crowd around me to marvel at my physique and confidence*

Trump kept goign on about Obamas Birth certificate even after it was released. Yank politics is mental

far too much oil

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you

>fell out with the gf
>think a lot of each other but break up
>Call her, we talk for a bit and end the call
>She says she will text me
>Never texts me
>Send her a text saying that I assume she never got around to texting me then
>She ignores it

Pretty sure she is so reluctant because I'm the one doing the chasing desu, but all it's made me do is really quite dislike her regardless of whether she ends up trying to talk to me

>buttons on mens shirts are on the right
>buttons on womens shirts are on the left

Fuck, I can't even dress in boring womens clothes in public

shan't be reading any posts by someone with a union jack on their flag

It's PRAYER idiot

gfs been on the rag for more than 20 days straight

im getting worried, taking her to the doctor after she gets off work

never far too much oil

qt told me she fancied me really badly when we first met and almost left her boyfriend for me. Very odd thing to reveal.

foy

nobody's going to notice

play it cool

sorry mum ahahahha x

disgusting

qt told me she fancied me but dropped me after all I could offer her was meals of bread, water and beer and eternal quietude

yeah considering if she meets someone else she's really attracted to she'll end up leaving you for him

...

she wants a man from spracken house flat dukes place marlow SL7 2QH

>elements of Stoicism are noticeable in Judeaism, Christianity and Budhism
>not Islam

ahahaha makes you THINK

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHhhhhhhhhhh

>eternal quietude

Men won't but women certainly will, my sister and mother if I don't even leave the house

being serious that means it's very likely she would leave you too

that same thing happened to me but she actually left him

you dodged a feel

She didn't leave her boyfriend. She opted for loyalty over new feelings. You really need to learn how to read lad.

you've already post this once today you useless fuck

some lad I kinda know asked me if I could come and help him with refugees since I'm quite the english speaker without boasting. was quite interested until he told me I would do it for free hahahahah the absolute madman

trump has inspired me to run for president

i'll give a shout out to my niggas in /brit/ when i'm there haha

*headbutts your door open*
*launches your computer out the window*
*slaps your face with my large, calloused hand*
*stands proudly atop your desk reciting Cicero completely naked*

qt told me she fancied me but then i woke up

See: Lads, no harm, but you really need to work on your literacy.

It's really not something people care about

could say the same for you haha xo

re read my post i recognized that she didnt

read it as gf and not qt

that girl who lost her leg at alton towers is quite fit

qt told me she fancied me then cancelled on me 3 times in a row and didn't text me for a week

>the so called alt right is convinced that trump won the debate last night because the polls the Cred Forums rigged said so (can find the archives of them doing it if you want sweetie)

bitter unenlightened non-men like yourself are nothing but an inconvenient squeak as I stamp you out on my path to a life of eternal virtue and brotherhood

I care

I just want to be able to wear girl clothes without popping up on other peoples radar

and my sister 100% will comment, the bitch always does

>If she didn't leave her boyfriend for you, that means she would've left you for someone else
Lad. Sort your life out.

No worries lad. At least you can admit to your mistakes, unlike the spastic yank.

>recognized
fuck off yank

the ORC polls were also rigged dude

literally none of this is legit

qt told me she fancied me

im a pigeon

Didn't get enough (you)s now fuck off

Will do lad, already tried to chase her too much and I feel too desperate so I've probably fucked it desu

all media is talking about the trump vs hillary thing
the yankization of culture is not my cuppa tea

Nobody won the debate. It was boring as fuck. Clinton just went for soundbites, to the point of making nonsequiturs just to force them out, and Trump just did his usual business but without enough preparation for counter-punches (ie. letting Hillary's emails slide when the topic of cyber-security came up)

at worst people will assume you're just a fucktard who can't buy the correct clothes

yes, they really do
dailystormer.com/debate-over-media-commences-psy-op-shilling-for-abominable-shillary/

Dont get why so many girls do this

alri pidg

What do you do when the girl of your dreams cheats on her boyfriend with you?

Now the girl of your dreams is a cheater

Poleaboo's dad is the real victim

doing a cheeky /s4s/

Can you lot talking about yank politics
fuck OFF

dunno
big disconnect between her words and her actions

read Marcus Aurelius

eat bread

masturbate

put kevin boyle, timothy james byrne and pakiboo in a room together

what happens?

alri

And how do I explain it to my sister?

howling at the American pronunciation of 'cretin'

the gf me laddiohs

She's doing it precisely because of the reaction you're having right now desu.

they help restore the northern powerhouse

>Marcus Aurealius

was rome christian in his time or pagan?

>summer coming up
>all those pale thick thighs in shorts and skirts
excited lads

But for what purpose

pathetic

Races I'd like to be

1. White
-POWER GAP
2. Latino
3. East Asian
4. Black
5. Slav
6. Arab
7. SE Asian
-POWER GAP
8. Paki
9. Abo

He's a rapist

the alleged so-called gf

Because now he wants her more.

tell her you're a tranny but to keep it secret from your parents

you've got to play both extremes, giving her loads of attention and reassurance at one point and then being really cold and ignoring her at other points
if you ignore her texts she'll wonder why you haven't replied and want you more
if you're there all the time spamming her with needy clingy shit, she'll get fed up and annoyed

I don't know, I've not seen either of them mentioned in anything I've read

how the FUCK does he make these comics so fast?

>tfw brown
>tfw Keratosis pilaris

I'm not ready to come out yet though I do believe she'd understand

that's dumb she knows I want her

font

probably stayed up all night

has she got pussy cancer?

But now you want her more. It's a powerplay. You need to ignore her for at least as long as she ignored you, but you need to extend it beyond texts. Even when you see her in person, you need to blank her.

>yfw demon hunters basically got deleted from the game

>proto-gf has an implant that means she can't get pregnant or have periods
bang
tidy

Nice edition :3

He didn't ask what a birther was. He asked why it's relevant to his election race against Hillary Clinton.

>sharing a thread with normie non-virgins

Still haven't bought those plain shirts I promised myself I would
forever21.com/Product/Category.aspx?category=top_plaids

I thought they were newly added?

are they OP?

>NASCAR

Why yes, I do enjoy watching similar cars drive around in circles.

At least F1 has corners and shit.

This is what I think of anime.

Why do brits call Z 'zed'? It doesnt rhyme with any other letters. Calling it Zee makes much more sense.

>game

fuck off literal child

F1 is shit

might tell her to stop playing games with me and choke her a little bit tomorrow

not any more

How do these implants work? And what happens if she decides she wants kids later in life?

Can they just remove it and she will be normal again?

fuck off yank

why do yanks shit themselves? It doesn't feel good with any fabric. Not shitting yourself makes much more sense.

>acknowledging her games
If you were just going to give up and make her lose all interest, you could've told me that in the first place and saved me the time spent replying to you.

They both go on for far too long
Should be like 30 mins max
Literally who watches that shit

hi friend

Yeah I tried to talk to her about it all, ruined it a bit by kind of ripping into her out of anger, but since then I did the whole break up routine, suppose I did seem a bit clingy, been a couple of weeks and once or twice a week I've tried to have a word. I won't deny the way I came across but I know for a fact she will regret it so I was just trying my best. After all this, I'm disappointed and I think a lot of her but I'm just going to try and get over it

they put it in her arm and I think it slowly dissolves
works for like 5 years I think

I agree, it is shit and boring, but it's still head and shoulders above NASCAR.

It just regularly produces what's in the pill without having to take it, you can get them removed and have babies later

It's a non-optional social convention

she can poop it out whenever she wants

ordered a book on yoga lads
too scared to go to a class... im not stronk enough yet so i'd just look like a DYEL runt

thought this was going to be a hot glue video

Lads why is Ricky Hatton hated so much? He had a very decent career until he started boozing near the end

That's pretty cool. Don't know why more girls don't get this.

Don't want to get out of bed

He's just a bit of a bellend

VERY nearly pissed myself last night lads. Was desperate for a piss and had a dream where I wan in North Korea and their custom was just to piss on park benches. Could feel the piss just reaching my bellend. Luckily I woke up before i started pissing.

nah my hooks are in her
I'll just keep pretending it doesn't bother me

>any guy i see on the street could literally be a Cred Forums poster

>when you ignore her for like a week and she keeps sending you texts and viewing your facebook profile like 10 times a day
>when you decide to reply to her and then she ignores you for like a week
>then you drift apart and never speak to each other for months
>out of the blue she texts you what went wrong

>literal

fuck off figurative child

Makes you permanently PMS - fat, moody and loss of libido

So who here is Muslim and/or Pakistani

Don't want to miss a thing

reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/54ks8d/so_theyre_tied_on_538/

>I'm scared being an asexual will be harder than it already is
>The human community CANNOT let him win

ummm girls post here too

how do people piss themselves even when drunk? just take your dick out and piss somewhere that isn't your pants

everyone

Bought a pack of 14 condoms nearly 2 years ago and still have 5 of them left. At least one of them was used for a posh wank.

I am an utter failure of a human being.

Because the French call it "zed" and Brits couldn't stop coppying us back in the days

pretty certain a guy on my course is a /fit/ poster. He keeps making zyzz references when we're at the gym

how are things in the land of no responsibilities or emotional attachment?

m e l b o u r n e

*pisses on you*

I KNEW A FUCKING CUNT WOULD SAY THIS GET OFF MY FUCKING WEBSITE WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The ex gf had one of these, it wasn't the best desu, it made her constantly be on her period and the mood swings were awful.

Just because he calls you a cunt doesn't mean he's making zyzz references, mate

that entire sub is a sad joke. i just ignore them

ah yes let's implant a thing that prevents bodily functions
what's the worse that could happen

>had sex at least 8 times in two years
I'm assuming this was with multiple women because if it was one relationship you would've got through more condoms. So you've slept with multiple women in the last two years.
hmmmm mate sounds quite normo i'll be honest

ewwwwwwwwwww

>zyzz
why anybody worships him is beyond me

pic related (it's me)

my life in a post.

why ignore them, some of this is hilarious

hmm the girl I'm seeing is definitely moody
she's thicc too but has a pretty high libido and is down for whatever
it's very nice being able to cum with no worries though

Been blackout drunk lots and never pissed myself.

I think it tends to happen when you're drinking at such a rapid pace that you can't piss enough and by the time you pass out your bladder is so fucking full that it literally can't hold anymore.

I dunno, maybe its just different people because I've woken up before and I've had to piss so fucking bad I was in pain but didn't piss myself, maybe it has to be even worse than that to piss yourself.

hilarious

hello brianna

no more dangerous than a vasectomy

i still read it but cba to make an account just to call them hilariously out of touch

only cucks get a vasectomy

not good enough

>box of condoms lasting literal years

absolutely embarrassing on my part

howling
yeah desu i never really got the zyzz cult. Fav lifter is arnold desu, seems like an absolute lad

>tfw thoughts of killing other people in relationships

i see

sculpting your mind

Business idea: resurrect Old English

sculping your mums minge with my giant dick

Some users are being level-headed and constructive, so I'm not going to lock this thread, but here's what I'm going to say:
Get your shit together. Go vote, knock on doors, donate, make calls. Stop pathetically whining about America like a bunch of squawking chickens on PCP and go to your patriotic duty to keep Donald Trump out of the White House.
The panic does no good - the fundamentals of the race still clearly favor Clinton but if a bunch of whining morons decide to stick their heads in the sand and threaten to move to Canada (and also not actually vote) we may actually lose this election.
Ask yourself: how much do you care about the outcome of this election, and how much have you actually done to make that outcome happen? If there's a disconnect between those two things, then pull yourself together and go do your part to keep Trump out of the White House.

really think you must be fucking with me if you think having sex with multiple women is shit

Having a ponder.

>it's a "the ef-gf threatens to kill herself if you don't get back in a relationship with her" episode

ah yes

>caricature published only days before was prophetic
ah yes

what if i told you i've only had full penetrative sex with only girl and the last time was almost a year ago

I can't understand some parts of this show... ;___;

is Citizen Khan a good show lads

WRONG WAY

DOWN A ONE WAY STREET

Rate my Kev lads

Just remembered I still have one in my wallet too, so I have 6 left from the 14

REALLY want to learn icelandic lads

post sombrero

shes turned the weans against us

kek

who falls for this?

3/10

65421151

Reported to Lloyds for wasting company stationery

NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
IT'S NOT FAIR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IS PIRATE SHOW

NOT FOR YOU MEXICO

when i was 15 i broke up with a girl because she snogged some other twat, and then she cut all her arms up begging for me to go back to her

silly slag, i didn't give in. was a bit scary though not gonna lie

your gf seems to be suffering from a case of being east asian.

I wonder if there are people out there who GENUINELY want to destroy the eart/wipeout man kind.

Makes me wonder if there is some genius, psychopath hermit holed up somewhere making super bugs and shit in a lab with the plan of killing everyone for whatever reason.

>trump supporters rigging the polls

i've only had sex with one girl and the last time was 2 years ago mate

hehe

ALT RIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I advocate magically disappearing 99% of the human population on the planet

you can be trans-white.

i FUBAR'D your mom's mind with my giant brain

youtube.com/watch?v=TELd2nAIBqY

>i will never see this video for the first time again

*gnaws through your cereal boxes and feasts on the contents*

I've never seen it before, so I can see it for the first time whenever I want

>tfw only had sex with 2 girls
feels bad lads

can't wait for the mass suicide when he loses

business idea: copy posts from /britfeel/ and paste them here

thicc

delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

why do people misspell angela merkel as angela merkal lads

is it some form of insult or something? only right wing sources tend to do it

>he wasn't here for Obabo's great victory

No deaths, just memes

not getting the appeal desu

the right is much more angry than the left
it would be more likely mass murder suicides

>tfw i finally will make it 2 in november

Really disappointed in poleaboos tumblr desu...

Right-wingers are spacker mongs who can't spell properly.

yeah damn right i'm PISSED OFF at the way this country's going

overrun by "refugees"
no nhs anymore
schools are closed
no jobs, 100% unemployment rate
and the BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS are taking our money

rather make love with a women I love instead of shagging multiple girls

might give my banker a bonus today, he's a good lad

The problem with democracy is that it doesn't work without an educated populace.

Post willy or bum please

sweet answer and I agree to a degree. But I also havent been in love for 2 years

Reminder Cred Forums hated and mocked Romney until close to the election when some of them threw their lot in with him because he is white

inb4 screencap of various posts, I could do the same thing with posts of people supporting hillary

ugh why are irish such lefties

i too only enjoy sex with m'lady and would NOT want to have variety and surprise in my love life

>you WILL see right wing death squads in your lifetime

>yeah damn right i'm PISSED OFF at the way this country's going

>overrun by "refugees"
>no nhs anymore
>schools are closed
>no jobs, 100% unemployment rate
>and the BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS are taking our money

going to try and get the proto-gf to do a threesome

The problem with democracy is that racists are allowed to vote

Vote should be restricted to veterans tb h

What's your image supposed to prove? That one poll was tampered with?

Educated doesnt mean jack shit, people are just too easily fooled by propaganda.

only people called clive or irving should be allowed to vote

dug out the old psp gonna play some wipeout lads

Why are you lot such retarded lefties lad? It's really disheartening. Your'e so conservative in so many ways and then you're just absolute spastics in the rest.

business idea: democracy but only I can vote

why are french posters so enlightened and god tier

alri Clive Irvingson

how about I fucking wipe you out, mate?

What's the point of more than two parties in a FPTP system?

if democracy was run the way a want it to everything will be fine

do you believe in magic
in a young girl's heart
how the music can free her, whenever it starts

When will the west admit that democracy has failed and that a benevolent autocracy is the right way to go?

he said educated lad not runts who couldn't get a better job

I must admit I don't really fuck random girls. only did that once and the sex was enjoyable but it felt empty. but I understand if you're more into having sex with a lot of women

in my limited experience the first time you have sex with a girl is always mediocre

...

>i could smash anybody itt

we have FPTP and it was a 3 party race until the NDP tanked themselves desu

getting fat

They are big palestinian supporters as well, while the based loyalists have always supported Israel.

either would be preferable memes aside

i have no sex anymore

ah wipeout, loved that game

me too

cba exercising and I eat like a fucking pig so that's probably why

The sad part is, you actually thought zionism was something I would support and approve of, just because I'm right wing. Fuck me, you yanks are brainwashed as fuck.

Never because it hasn't and it's not.

>mfw

my point was there wouldnt be a bunch of suicides, they would go further and lash out.
Probably wont happen though

do hope not

What's his name again lads?

I don't take any sides in the conflict because I couldn't care less about jews or arabs dying, but founding a state based on a religious book is flat out stupid

>I don't take any sides in the conflict because I couldn't care less about jews or arabs dying, but founding a state based on a religious book is flat out stupid

>countless problems across the globe
>haven't been solved because politicians are too busy arguing and grandstanding
>hasn't failed

...

most of the Palestine supporters really don't have a clue about the conflict. They're just fed tripe by far left muslim sympathisers

Scrote McFucking Scroteybag

EDL and all british right wing supports Israel because they are clear allies.

Founding of it may have been stupid, but that didnt stop them from turning it into a great country.

You think I give a fuck about the EDL and all those other cucks? Fuck off yank.

israel are not allies you dumb fucking burger
Jews constantly support refugees coming into Europe and Israel does what it wants
It would happily push every muslim out of Palestine and let them swarm Europe

Couldnt give less of a fuck of who you are personally. Your own narrow minded views do not effect british right wing thinking.

You're embarrassing yourself. You clearly haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about, but that's to be expected of a fucking spastic yank.

...Um, not all Jews have some sort of affiliation with Israel. They arent some sort of hivemind.

>doesnt address my points because you know I already won
>thinks you can embarass yourself on an anonymous forum
Checkmate.

>If I declare myself the winner, then I win
A very American approach to Trudeau's mantra.

Fuck all of this "BRO NEVER SKIP LEG DAY LMAO" shit.
Fuck women who get hard gross bodies by falling for the "fitness" meme.
Fuck that in this sick capitalist system where a fuckton of the hours in our day are stolen from us for pennies, society still expects you at minimum to do some expensive ass long routine as "self improvement" so you can have a chance at getting the scraps Chad leftover.

fuck you if youve had sex too

Ello cunts it's time for a cheeky wank who wanna join tee hee : 3

*unsheathes dong and starts stroking it*