So, I was feeling something moved inside my shoe, over my fingers, so I take it out

so, I was feeling something moved inside my shoe, over my fingers, so I take it out

AND THIS FUCKING LITTLE PRICK CAME OUT OF IT, HOLY SHIT, FUCKING AUSTRALIANS I SWEAR TO GOD

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AUSTRALIAN ERADICATION WHEN

is that a crab

That's a cute spider

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER

Please don't hurt spider ;_;

I thought there were no ants in the southern hemisphere

I'd scream like a little girl

DIE YOU FUCKING CHEEKY CUNT, DIE DIE

TOO LATE PAL

in other news, I noticed I should sweep my room

this is casus belli against argentina btw

the arachnid hordes will leave nothing standing

bsszt

You'll fucking pay for that

Seriously why wouldyou do that

Is everything alright? He's just asleep, r-right?

Because its a spider not a puppy?

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F

uck off

NNNOOOOOOOO

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kek

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Shown this to news. People here will surely call for the destruction of Argentina