What is your excuse for not having a gamer gf?

What is your excuse for not having a gamer gf?

I want a woman not a child

I don't like video games

No, they're crazy arrogant lesbians

i dont want my gf to be retarded

>Gaming laptop

they are not woman just mad children's

>fps on a trackpad

#1) you could only have one gf
#2) The one I made clear first was exotic, had natural 75DD (EU size) bra, a child face, weight 39 kg on 1,51m height. She is the cutest thing in the world. I can't leave her to get a gamer girl.

This I don't want to talk about games all the time and been around someone who thinks it's cute to yell and act childish

I want a gamer bf.

I don't like video games, I'm not a manchild

I have yet to mater the art of seducing a woman over text in csgo and then having a fake long distance relationship that goes nowhere

I do have gamer gf. When she's stealthy sucking my dick on the street and suddenly police officer comes to us, she says: "We need wards"

Would take too much of her time from cooking and cleaning, isn't that kinda obvious? One that's into books or tv or anime is obviously preferrable since these activities can be more easily interrupted to perform one of the main gf functions. They also can be done on your second-best service leaving you sole master of your top gaming machine, and also your gf and your household

>gaming laptop
>overwatch

>"gamer"
try again sweetie

this desu

tired of seeing her face everytime I launch [spoiler]battle.net[/spoiler]

This desu. Boys are actually interested in stuff too women just do it for attention.

i love Soe

>Falling for the 3000$ gaming laptop meme
Into the trash.

This girl is gay as fuck

My ex was addicted to video games. Would have to wait for her game to fi ish before she would eat. Bitch my food is cold!!

Bby come back I miss u

A decent video game or a gf hasn't been released in decades.

so, uh, post accent

My gf likes to sex often sometimes

I am not a gamer.

I want a musician gf. For now I have some groupies.

Would get annoyed by her shit taste in vidya

>Le gamer XD

>L' America :DDDD

*Teleports behind you*
What now punk?

Video games are for manchildren not my future wife.

Murica?
More like burqa :DD

>liking cowtits

>gaming laptop
>overwatch

Dude, what the fuck was that?

You can do better.

They tend to come with extra negatives.

i'm mostly straight :^y

I think i saw that girl somewhere....

my feet hurt

She'd distract me

i play japanease games

>natural 75DD (EU size) bra, a child face, weight 39 kg on 1,51m height
A goblin? Should I call a paladin?

she is not cute as sin

I think there's a safe chance that Kanye may actually become this fat in his lifetime

>be girl gamer
>not be attention whore
pick one

I don't play games

>weight 39 kg on 1,51m height
auschwitz survivor fetish?

>look at me i bought a laptop with my mountain of disposable income from my """job""" where i talk into a microphone in a funny voice now i'm going to install this game on it because my funny voice is in it haha
wish people would stop shilling this retarded dyke 2bh.

>gaymer girl
>gaming laptop
>overwatch
I need chemo.

>study computer programming
>100 people taking the same degree
>3 of them happen to have a vagina
>one is a borderline autist
>she always stares at me weirdly
Fuck my life desu, none of them are arab anyway