What did your country do during WWI?

>bankroll the entire Entente war effort
>come in just as Germany is preparing to break through the exhausted British/French lines
>tell Hans to bug off
>they plead for mercy
>afterwards, try unsuccessfully to convince Britain/France that an excessively harsh peace would come back to bite them
>they snub us
>Ok, you guys have fun with that
>We're going home to drink bootleg booze and listen to hot jazz music

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>die

lol, fight in all three armies LMAO

Side with my greatest allies, the Germans.

die
literally and figuratively

ah also laid the foundations of yugoslavia which is basically even worse than dying

we helped out here n there

Save the world
>m-muh Russians
No.

Bomb japs you know when our Air Force was kinda good

Made money on selling scummy canned food.

Be the most effective fighting force

we wuz havin turf wars

Wait, what did Russia do in WWI except lose embarrassingly and disintegrate into revolution and civil war?

We did some stuff

Cucked the Brits at Gallipoli

Fight Russians just like today

We had a great chance.We took it. It worked. And then we fucked up.

I remember reading they invented shock troops and had single-handedly won one of the first large victories over the germans before having a lethal case of Lenin

Due to Russification years during Nikolai II's rule Finns had become horribly unreliable and violent towards Russian rule. Thus Finns were largely excepted from service in the Russian army.

There was huge amount of German fanboys in the country and volunteers were sent through Sweden to Germany to be trained in arms. When Russia entered freefall and signed peace with central powers these jaegers and German troops returned to Finland to fight against communists in Finnish civil war.

Nikolai II fucked things so badly that the most loyal subjects of the czar became utterly unreliable and counterproductive to the war effort and forever aligned Finland with Germany.

Got rid of white people from Asian countries

That was World War II you dumb jap.

>Allies gift-wrap you the west coast of Turkey
>nope, let's take the entire country while we're at it
>get shit pushed in, lose the coast, and all ethnic Greeks are expelled from Turkey

It's called getting too greedy, just like with the US invasion of Canada in 1812.

We lost a fuckton of soldier. But we created best tank of the war ( Renault FT )

Sorry
WWl we didn't do anything

Yeh, after Alexander III became tsar in 1881, there was increased intolerance towards the RE's ethnic minorities and attempts at forced Russification. This continued into Nicholas's reign. Pogroms became especially nasty and caused lots of Jews to move to the Anglosphere countries and Latin America.

Yes you did. You were part of the Entente.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_during_World_War_I

Japan bagged several German territories in the Pacific. After the League of Nations was founded, Tokyo proposed adding a clause to the League's charter endorsing racial equality between all nations, but when the European states refused to accept Asians on equal terms with themselves, it led to increased anti-Western sentiment in Japan during the following years.

Really?
When will Germany pay reparation to Japan?

Should've thought about that before WW2

Did you graduate a junior high school?
Think the reason that the war is called "World War" 1.

samefag

Absolutely

Fuck Axis

just leavin this

>World War I

>muh Triathlon

Not a lot.

Died for England (old alliance and whatnot) against the Germs in Africa. Lost pretty miserably against one of their best generals.

One of our guys was a fucking bad-ass, though:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aníbal_Milhais

We did help England out during the aftermath by helping them with food and some reparation money I think.

Getting fucked

We pulled a Swede and profited from selling stuff. Mostly to the Entente, because the krauts had a blockade and could not into world resources.

Except from the Swede.

The 1st Women's Battalion of Death, made of 4000 female volunteers and led by Maria Bochkareva, a peasant woman turned warrior, who fought courageously during the Provisional Government period in 1917. Bochkareva eventually made her way to the US and an audience with President Wilson, who was impressed enough to agree to send her as part of the Allied Expeditionary Force against the Bolsheviks. She also met with British leaders before returning home, and was eventually captured by the Red Army and shot as an enemy of the working class.

We got into a war that was ultimately pointless for us and then did the same thing ~30 years later.

Fuck Europe

Everything.
(Also the Germans were the exhausted ones, sure our side wasnt pretty, but we were outproducing them in landships 30 to 1)

Ruined Europe

We made plenty of money from it though. :^)

Despite being officially "neutral", we sent cotton and Japanese to the US.

During WWII though, no idea about WWI tbqh

>afterwards, try unsuccessfully to convince Britain/France that an excessively harsh peace would come back to bite them
>Versailles treaty created WW2, not our fucking crisis
>Believing this
>not realizing that if we had our way, Germany would have never come back form its ashes
>less than 30 years later, putting Germans into camps to starve and then handing over half of their country to soviet rapists, never thinking of "muh harsh peace"

Did all the work.

Along with Australia we won the war

>Killed dolphins thinking they were german submarines

Nothing wrong with that tbqhf

Well for japs it's nothing wrong too, I think our marine were filled of japs

>annexed by Germany