/brit/

walked 3 miles uphill on the treadmill

sweating quite a bit haha

Northern Ireland should be part of the Republic of Ireland

"do it"

done.

>The company commander says the Russian troops are completely broken and cannot hold out any longer. To reach the Volga and take Stalingrad is not so difficult for us. The Fuhrer knows where the Russians’ weak point is. Victory is not far away.

>I'm not British, I'm INGERLISH
rorke...

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England is a turd without Ireland and Scotland

@65423927
fuck off yank

>yank exams to get degrees are multiple choice questions
ahh yes, how difficult

let her kill herself?
its not like people can ask her what she was thinking after she killed herself lad

that lets you say "i told her to stop but she did it anyway"

pathetic isn't it

rasheed

snap

indulge her attention seeking, leading her monkey brain to associate threats of suicide with getting attention from you

>being proud of your heritage is racist
not a fan of this meme desu

nobody gives the scots gip for calling themselves scots, or the welsh for calling themselves welsh, or the irish for calling themselves irish

You realize if you let her do it you'll be able to get a lot of sympathy? Works great as an excuse at school/work or trying to play the sensitive guy to get girls.

Fuck off clueless continental scum

straight men send my you poo. Me and my bf want to sniff it

We need to detach ourselves from the lefty parasite that is Sc*tland.

it's his ex gf
if anything they'll blame him for that

wank wank shitt pee poo

literally nobody knows or cares about those countries besides remembering they exist

england is 97% of the uk

not saying it's bad to identify as english, I'm saying those that say they aren't British are rorkes

this 2bh

rasheed

>yet yanks are still the leaders in tech

hmmm

is ristorante frozen pizza the best lads

...

84% actually

how is it that edinburgh is black? looks very unique compared to other british cities desu

literally never met anyone who refused to call themselves british

apart from scots, welsh, and irish

youtube.com/watch?v=PtYu1HLjunY

Ahh yes... what a great way to repay the Welsh for their service to our country, by abandoning them.

Remember that rich Swede on /diy/ and Cred Forums who built his own massive nuclear bunker a few years ago?

>the largest first world country is the leader in most industry fields

hmm wouldn't have guessed.

Dont leave any obvious evidence of encouraging her, be subtle and it will work.

When manipulating, never flat out state what you want someone to do.

i was just memeing with that statistic but it's funny that i was actually close haha x

why does every major American celebrity have that crazed, non-genuine look to their eyes
they just look so desperate

rorke

I'm convinced that the only reason the union is still intact is because the English flag is fucking horrendous

getting judged lads

>wales
lol who cares

while europeans are the only relevant thinkers. while european literature is the only relevant one.

now fuck off stemfag

>u can see the bra

even joel mchale didnt get to see

>b-but it doesnt count cause its run by jews

Why isn't Wales an independent nation? They are by far the best country in the UK and I'm not even muh heritage (I'm of Nicaraguan descent)

but if she does do it I'm sure the police will want to question me

and it'll be all over the local news and people will ask me lots of questions

just lots of stuff I'm not sure I can be arsed with

Chicago Town is pretty good

Ahh yes... what a great way to repay the English for allowing wales into their union, by having a GDP per capita of 18k gbp

still better than the moon and star on your flag, rasheed

yeah, that was really cool. He posted more pics on Cred Forums during the spring too

Because poor.

>how is it that edinburgh is black
what?

>allowing wales in the union

We invaded them. Literally no wonder they're dependent on English money.

You import endless poo in loos to run your tech industry

kek, maybe think up a way to get rid of all those muslims. or paint a picture of it as long as it doesnt depict the prophet :)

>england's gdp per capita is literally TWICE that of wales'

howling

*puts the runts into hufflepuff*

>While europeans are the only relevant thinkers
>While european literature is the only relevant one

Howling.

Source?

@65424271
ahh yes, the so called american banter
truly impressive

>We invaded them.

english intelligence

Thats a shame, Wales is based as fuck otherwise

Mongols are good lads, much better than the inhumane chinks

you import endless poo in the loos to satisfy your women. I think we have the better idea.

YANKS ARE STUPID AND DUMB HAHA

>Well here's a fact stating that they are actually the most contributing country to most industries because of the amount of intelligent citizens they have

JJUST CAUSE YOUR HUGE AND FIRST WORLD!!!!

hmm. interesting argument

Post your Patronus if you're so great

the source is open a fucking book you yank
hope you get murdered in a mall like a stupid clueless yank

>appalachian trail
ah yes

>I think we have the better idea.

using blacks to satisfy them instead?

Forgot about that desu. You have caps of the threads?

T.R.O.Y.

THEY REMINISCE OVER YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=BONgL61snlM

>the English flag is fucking horrendous
rasheed

just noticed hillary dresses in very kim jong il-esque tier clothing, very ominous

aussie cunt really doesn't like are wales
think he should leave

Wow incredible argument and stats to back you up. How could I have possibly not believed you earlier!

>have to look after a work experience lad on friday
>he couldn't get a job anywhere so his mum got it for him
>old angry men work m8's are gonna tear him apart

Not looking forward to lunch break 2bh

hahah imagine being a yank and living as a yank
couldn't have such a miserate life

to play devil's advocate most of our briliant techs are probably immigrants

i'm pretty fucking retarded to be honest haha

thanks England i absolutely love the free monies we get from you

>tfw literally smug NEET on bennies: The Country

I hiked the part in the Carolinas as a teenager

it was pretty cool

if yanks are so smart why does this happen to you

was hoping someone else would post it

Nobody likes Wales.

youtube.com/watch?v=S77zUWqawag

Great beat.

an entire nation of runts

looks really boring compared to the pacific crest trail 2bh

the frog needs to leave

Must say lads, I don't think I'll ever get bored of qts approaching me.

>English flag is fucking horrendous
absolute paki

more efficient

>Britain has always been invaded by foreign entities
that's what led to its greatness. no country went to greatness from keeping its borders shut and turning insular.

#KeepTheBordersOpen
#BringOverCalais
#RefugeesWelcome
#PakistanisAreTheNewNormans

>mentions "da whyte mane" within 10 seconds
yes, not a big fan of this kind of rap

and Scotland... and northern ireland

fuck off yank. last warning

It's worth it 2bqh

You phone her parents and let them know what she's saying.

Do you guys have this?

As long as you're not poor (which I'm not), then I literally have a higher standard of life than you :)

youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA

nice one on trying to get Turkey into the EU while you guys are leaving

thats good banter

>so what do you do for a living, user?

Top irony Americuck

>the English flag is fucking horrendous

Did you know:

The IRA received funds from many private sponsors from the USA.

Whirlpool appliances make high quality washer and driers, we're a nation of workaholics, don't have time to stop for the bathroom, why not just put our top tier appliances to use

>france will be a muslim dictatorship within your lifetime

Hate this argument. And what happened when the celts, angles, Normans came over to Britain? The culture was completely transformed. The cunts that legitimately use this argument are actually saying that if we let these migrants in our culture is going to drastically change.

One got stomped by Hitler, the other considered joining him. Makes sense you lads resent us.

by nobody you mean pakis

>get shitty blue triangles from Scotland
>get cool red dragon from based Wales

gets a bit gay at the end

bit gay

And northern England, and the Midlands

bit gay

willies

literally born and bred in the best city in the world while you're just some fat yank, living in another soulless and culture less place. now fuck off pardner

That's implying there is only one frog

>A yank saying "lads"
It would appear as if you "dudes" lick British arse then?

Me on the left

logical conclusion: london

Would be quite happy living in a world where it's just England and Wales and a cool dragon is on the English flag 2bqh

if your culture can't stand up to 5% pakis then it's probably not a very good culture 2bh

chipotle

whats this? savings?

erm, but I live in the best city in the world in NYC

Business idea: We start saying dudes to counter the yanks saying lads

forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?3911-Shocking-Rival-Gang-Member-Flayed-Tortured-and-Throat-Slit

really makes you think

did you know:
The UK RELEASED lord mountbottoms killer? bear in mind he also killed children.

>be Amerifat
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>mfw

I bet even the Rorkes could enjoy this good natured rap and these intuitive lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=2l2O-JOXG_I

Nominal GDP divided by population

feeling a bit drained iih

business idea: Scotland fucks off

Cross of Saint David>Saltire of Saint Andrew

alri dudes

alright my dudes, how many layers of irony are you in right now?

Why do British women age like milk?

not in nearly 1000 years :^)

cant say the same for probably any other european country

so here we are then
the dudes

Okay I think I've talked the ex-gf down from killing herself for now.

Need a BOYFRIEND

hummm not a fan hun lil uzi vert is a bit better x

Looks absolutely disgusting

>coming from a country that got fucked by the brits so hard they speak English and their native language is mostly forgotten

LOL. ROFLMAO.

FOY

britain has a really aesthetic shape

dude shut the fuck up

Need a union with our Welsh brothers pronto 2bqh lads

Sunday: alcohol, coke, weed
Monday: alcohol, weed
Tuesday (today): weed

What drugs should I do tomorrow? Im on a combo and I don't want to give up just yet

wazzzzzzuppppppp dudes!?

girl

>it's another "tired and angry yanks shit up the thread" episode

not a rotating wind mover desu dudes

would make quite a good dildo desu

cyanide

>LOL. ROFLMAO.
>FOY

dude

dude shut the fuck up

Ketamine my man

Lucy

>Donald Trump has criticised the moderator in the first US presidential debate, Lester Holt, for being tougher on him than on Hillary Clinton.
>He also complained about his microphone cracklingand being at a lower level than Mrs Clinton's.

Ah yes. B-b-b-but he still w-w-w-won!

pyrion

Wow dude youre soo coool xDDDD coolll duuude

>layers of irony
hate this meme
im just here for the funny jokes

ur not even french stop lying x

how about this?

not much my dude hbu

ITS NOT FAIR!

this is fucking pathetic 2bh mate

back to /cum/

Boy

>circumcised

...

that's true though. you'd know if you bothered to watch it

trump was absolutely abysmal on the stage last night.

Terrible speaker, couldn't answer any of the questions being asked.

Hillary was calm, collected in her answers, and shows that she understands how to be a politician.

Hillary won my vote!

superstar dj

>english """people""" will be an endangered species in your lifetime
Can't wait.

eating some fish and fries, dudes

Trump is just a low-energy quiet cuck. He couldn't even look lively next to a woman who is LITERALLY weeks from dying.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YES YES YES!

A MOST EXCELLENT POST!
YOU TRULY ARE THE KING OF BANTER!
100 INTERNET POINTS TO YOU MY FRIEND! YOU JUST WON Cred Forums! WOW JUST WOW!

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO YES!

tbf we call that meal fish and chips as well

>Celts who have forgotten their native tongue and are so cucked by the Anglos that English is all they can speak

siomedig iawn, hogiau

>These lads stop you on your way home from work and ask you if you have any Anglo heritage

Lupe Fiasco, lmfao nigga literally white boy's first """""underground"""" rapper

youtube.com/watch?v=yXBckFyiMyU

>take duh oil

>lads
FOY

good one dude

Underr8ed

hummmmm stop impersonating me? thanks x

dont really get what you're saying but okay hun xxxxxx

t. Arseravaged scotcuck

reminder that you should thank welshmen for singlehandly winning countless battles for you due to their archers

get in the bin then lad

>welsh "men"
nice oxymoron dude

welsh are good lads

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YES YES YES!
>A MOST EXCELLENT POST!
>YOU TRULY ARE THE KING OF BANTER!
>100 INTERNET POINTS TO YOU MY FRIEND! YOU JUST WON Cred Forums! WOW JUST WOW!
>OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO YES!

that's gay

A classic tune

youtube.com/watch?v=-M8GszEN9MM

Wales never fails 2bqh

ahhh
/brit/'s gone bloody mental
will the banter never end

if you dont live in a dark green area you should leave this general and go to /3rdworld/

But I am literaly you

going to hop in the shower wanna join in x

snap

reading a book

>scots and welsh will already be long gone by then

Hmmmm nah x

>kid who was a major cunt/thug to me at my school got stabbed to death in some gang violence a while back
>his murderer has been found not-guilty

ah yes, the so-called "karma"

youtube.com/watch?v=dzR_-WAPtL0

Drumpf is such a racist omg

where do you live?

How am I supposed to know what my area earns when your image doesn't even have town/cities/counties on it?

>tfw lightest green

>that guy on the left

*muffled" "you alright lad?"

Howling

pajeet

I could make an easy million with these in Ireland! Never thought I'd say this, but too bad those oirish starved from having no potaters

As long as it's nice and hot and soapy x

:^)

Africa tier, face it our flag would be shit without the Scotch blue

@65425043
is this satire

how do you dress yourself in the morning but not know where your hometown is

>Euros

Karma is real

Yank tier geographical knowledge, you most likely live in the lightest area if you don't know simple geography

me underwater :(

If you don't have at least 1 (ONE) self harm scar, you're basically a massive turbo normie

>having maps memorised
autism
Dressing myself doesn't require me to literally memorise every part of the UK does it?

>welsh education

>manchester one blob
>west midlands 5 blobs

fucking RRRREEEEEEEE GREATER BIRMINGHAM NOOWWW

global warming isn't real by the way

feeling absolutely drained
how can i energise myself without stuffing my face with sweets and chocolate

Greater Manchester.

>London flooding
Would honestly be happy if this happened desu

Fucking paki bastard in the phoneshop sold me a dud battery

didn't even give me a receipt so when I go back tomorrow he's gonna be funny with me, I just know it

already planning how im going to smash his shop up when he denies me a refund

Wtf

Speed works for me

>asking why he evades taxes is bad

An accurate portrayal of what happened.

>london under water
Hurry up pls, save our country

>buying anything from those phoneshops

you deserve anything that goes wrong

what county are you from and i'll tell ya blud

Thank you to the Scotch for winning us countless battles and defending the empire, without their shock troops we wouldn't have made it

>Trump shouldn't be held accountable for the things he has said
lel

Zomfg

Alri Donald, shouldn't you be preparing for your next debate? Don't want to get fucked up the arse by Hillary AGAIN do you, you big cuck

manchester's two blobs mate, north and south

its fine but u gotta ask ms clinton too and he didnt.

Amino acid supplements

oh yeah shit my bad

Hillary started the birther thing
He's clearly not racist or sexist

Where else could I get a phone battery ? The internet? Pretty sure they're all from chinks and pakis too

>Why were you a birther
>Why don't you release your tax returns
Both excellent questions desu

Greater Manchester

if karma was real jews would be gone

What does the "z" stand for in this phrase?

>implanted

any memes lads

'Z' is always pronounced 'Zed'

...

Thank you our Welsh friends, for avenging isandlwana and beating the zulus despite overwhelming odds at Rorke's drift

whoa... really makes you think...

Retarded cunt you actually think implanted means you won't be able to see it? It's attached to your skin and certainly does jut out like that, my Grandad has one

alri frenchie

Went to a conference for work today and they kept talking about how their main priority is diversity and shit. They're actually going to ask agencies to put forward minorities for job openings.
How is this not racist to whites?

...

Literally nothing wrong with being a scouser

what is happening

>tfw I have a friend that unironically calls petrol stations "gas stations" and carparks "parking lots"

Gonna give him a slap one of these days

Jay-Zed is a shit rapper

World War Zed was a shit film

t. Scouse rat

>Trump is the facebook candidate
Cred Forums will never recover

The Welsh truly are the Sindarin Elves of Britannia.

>Rorke's Drift

hehe

positive discrimination is illegal in the UK, you should point that out to them

seems like a real honest poll, well im #MAGA now

when it's time to party we will party hard

People want Trump.

Trump is the every site candidate. I haven't seen him losing a poll yet.

>BBC iPlayer login will be required from 2017

t. victim of scouse bully

only taigs and yanks say "zee"

were you the lad with the gf who called chemists pharmacies

did you give her a slap

You're just an oppressor

funnily enough this'll just cause more piracy

>Scouse calling somebody ELSE a victim
O I am laffin

Go-to bed Daniel
Related

and ze french

what the fuck, I always thought it was, let us start a party

right-o mr autismo!

so far the only poll i've seen claiming hillary "won" the debate was the CNN poll that didn't even include republicans or independents

BBC haven't made anything worth watching since their last series of Red Dwarf in 1999

think trump will actually win lads

>Trump is the every site candidate.
Even HilaryClinton.com?

As a working class Northerner I literally have less privilege than African Americans

aee, bee, cee, dee, ee, zed
hmmmm

Delete this we are zed masterrace

fuck off Pierre the english will never leave the union behind

>online polls

>tfw I have been in over 50 street fights in my life

If ten people from brit ganged up on me I would unironically headbutt you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 chavs and broke one of their jaws and made them all run away. I'm the best street fighter here, fact. I have never lost a fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.

If anyone wants to arrange a fight I'm in Dublin for the day and I am looking for a scrap so let me know if you're up for it.

back from work
watchign the debate

incredibly high strung lads

feel like I'm on the cusp of a nervous breakdown

lacking direction in life, not sure what I'm going to do

probably need a good shag

Imagine having a tiny useless willy

hahaha woah there my dude... how many layers of irony are you on?

Taig here. We say zed.

NOT true

whoa
Is this a new meme face?

ummm no it's not illegal lad

it just has to be qualified by rough equality of skills and sheeit

Ah yes a poll from the channel that is hillarys biggest donor

You're clearly the one who is aggrieved here, perhaps you got battered by a scouse lad in school or your exgf sucked a fat scouse cock.

Do tell

Yoga 710?

*sits down in comfy chair*
*opens copy of Handelsblatt*
*sees shares of Deutsche Bank have taken another tumble*

ahh yes, just as anticipated

back from work
doing a masturbate

quim

Trump and Clinton are both Neoconservatives.

Whoever wins, international security loses.

Rand Paul would have been so much better.

Put that on my Yankee hat
I'm a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap
Where the ladies at? Where the hoes? Where the bitches?
Every real nigga know the difference
Bandana brown like the dope daddy shootin' in the kitchen

...

listening to Tool

feel like a fedora but they are genuinely a talented band t-b-h

...

FOG

ah yes
the isolationist would be good for world peace

What was the worst year of your life and what age where you?

...

your'rerere a tool

>aee, bee, cee, dee, ee, double (You)
hmmmmm

it was v. disappointing imo