Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

秋
赤いの葉
10C温度
そんなものがほしい

Ok, thanks for your input

cunt

ぜひ試して欲しいぐらい麺がおいしいよ。
普通のうどんより、細くて平らな麺です。
乾麺で、パスタの茹でかたと同じです。
シコシコツルツルしています。
冷たいのが好きだけど、温かい料理もおいしいですよ。ｻﾝｷｭ

Melbournite

Wtf how did you know

Do you have regional flags

こんにちは。

>シコシコ
俺もシコシコしています。

詳しく説明してくれてありがとう
日本に行ったら試してみたいよ
>ｻﾝｷｭ
ww君可愛い

>Wtf how did you know
I read this post:

w0w r U a mAgiCiAN?

How common is "based off"?

It's a colloquial form of "on the basis of". I think it's rather common in casual speech. The problem with that frequency comparison is that "based on" is also used in other contexts, e.g. "this film is based on a book".

こんにちは!

They have slightly different meanings I think

"Based off" 例文:Just based off your looks, I can tell you're into anime

"Based on" 例文:This movie is based on a real story.

Who is this woman?

Until I saw that image, very common, I thought.

けにちわ

kanadajin3

「女性の社会進出」が進行して
権力は女にあるが全責任は男にある
という崩壊した構図が職場に広がった
日本の弱った組織が折れる時期は近い

kusodojin3

I thought both are same meaning and I would say "based on" for both examples.

You can use "based on" for both, but you can't use "based off" for both.

it was live. you're just too late ivan

is she Asian now?

>is she Asian now?
Yes? Are you some kind of racist or something?

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no. I have nothing against people who use chopsticks over the clearly superior fork.

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does she have facebook? id love to see what her fans post on there

The one from the original pic is Ayami Nakajo
Some hafu actress
She played a vampire in some tv drama with Shingo from SMAP
asianwiki.com/Ayami_Nakajo

no im talking about kanadajin here

Would you date a Russian girl who was physically stronger than you?

no

Yes

I WOULD LET THEM STRANGLE MY DICK

That girl is Australian

Can someone help me makes sense of this sentence?

米中両国が2020年以降の地球温暖化対策の国際的な枠組となる「パリ協定」を批准した。

I don't get the 枠組み part.

it roughly translates to "I love the feeling of being cummed inside"

>implying filth like that can be Australian

Whatever she is, I want it.

i roughly fucked ur mom last night

bit upset, are we?

nah, it was quite a pleasant experience actually :^)

Name localizing:

1) Search for the etymological meaning of your name
2) Feed the keywords into google, followed by "japanese name"
3) Find one with a similar meaning, try using synonyms
4) Pick up girls and watch a European cartoon such as Tractor Tom to fight off the symptoms of weeabooism

shieeeeet maine you got me goode there

framework

>Pick up girls
Could you elaborate on this point, Chad de Bite au Tonnerre

this user has his birthday today, please wish him well!

Happy birthday, you.

Have you done the previous steps? What is your localized name?

Peru deserves a japanese bf to lick his butthole

thanks i think i understand now

My name doesn't have a known etymology, but I pick Saburou since it sounds nice and I'm a third son.

Now make with the gfs already.

Based off is just an incorrect version of based on so it really doesn't matter either way. If you used based off people will understand what you mean but it's not "correct" English.

prove you are white

けも

キモ

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10/10 paint degree

Last post of this thread

You watch your back from now on.

Cuteposter is getting DANGEROUS!

You watch my back

vocaroo.com/i/s1oSyUevp5GY

ohayou, voice-altering software

Are you a cute anime grill?

>tfw no Japanese gf

my rittle jappy

vocaroo.com/i/s1TUUbyAoAJA

no

my name hitori takashiro

I am NEET

>tfw I know that feel

How do you get to know them? Talk to them on facebook or something?

vocaroo.com/i/s1HK568IQ1kZ

>How do you get to know them?
Start by losing weight

>How do you get to know them?
Learn about their childhoods and key experiences in their formative years. It might help you to understand them better.

What's the point of liking Japan? My Japanese girlfriend was a slut like all Japanese girls. You have to accept that white women are the best. You're wasting your time, weebs.

>gets cucked
>"It's Japan's fault!"
heh

日本の夜明けぜよ

There is more to Japan than just its women.
And if you think I'm a "weeb" for saying that then I don't really care.

Guys, if you don't wanna localize your names, give them to me and I'll do it. it's my new favorite thing to do

Hot

Cute

Wish I knew what it meant though.

と思ったが、まだ暗かった

Nice try, French CIA.

moishe

everyone in this thread only wants to fuck a Japanese girl.
You can pretend that you're interested in the culture but everyone knows you're all just a bunch of virgins that can't get laid. Lel I'm going to fuck a Japanese bitch from Tinder now, bye

日本人彼女を一人ください

最近、夜にベトナムフォーをよく食べる
カロリー控えめ

are you the koreaboo?

how was she a slut. describe in detail

ネイマールと交換なら10人あげます

Japan

JAPAN!!!

peru, do you enjoy burger king? :^)

Moved into my apartment and then went to clubs and met other guys
I threw her out, she cried and said her parents thought we were marrying
She grew up in Germany but all her Japanese friends were bitches too. It's in their genes, they want as many different white cocks and money as they can get

Pho is a popular food in Vietnam. It's rice noodle.
Japanese main food is rice and Japenae likes noodle, but there was not rice noodle in Japan.
I don't know why Japan didn't have rice noodle.

でも、ネイマールはキモい混血ですけど
私は立派な白人男性で、明らかに私の方が良いですよ。

not so much
burger king makes me remember when their hamburgers were my only protein source in china
I already developed a trauma over burger king, all those chinese girls saying laowai while I was alone eating my french fries and meat

I'm not asking for your family name, Andrew.
Andrew would be Akio.

vocaroo.com/i/s1q2GlFXzMJC

>all those chinese girls saying laowai while I was alone eating my french fries and meat

should have just winked at them

also remember that time in the summer when everyone was wearing skirts and you got a boner and they thought you were weird kek

poor, poor peru

peru, can you describe in detail the day you lost your virginity to an asian hooker? was she chinese? did you get her off backpage in shanghai?

How do you know this?

I noticed how quickly you ignored me earlier when you couldn't get my name, you don't fool me. You're just collecting data.

Hey babe
How about we put aside the cute flirting and get straight to the point?
I have what what you need

fucking chooooon

youtube.com/watch?v=bVuLrZ8Tyc4

hype as fuck

That's really cute! Still don't know what it means but I am trying to find out.

もう仕事に行かなければなりません。
今の日本人女性は自覚します。世界では、この従順な態度は恥ずかしいですね?
しかし、日本人女性は普通です。
媚びることもありません。
また機会があれば、語り合いましょう。
vocaroo.com/i/s1yQtFOifYyk

It's localization, just tentative. Since Andrew means manly or masculine, I looked for a similar name and Akio means bright manly-hero.

You were asking for gfs. I can't give you gfs, you have to go outside and look for them yourself, Cole (which would be Kurou)

>曰
>日

fucking japan

>また機会があれば、語り合いましょう。
チャンスは無い

my name is Jules.
now localize it

T'es vraiment un adversaire insaisissable, je t'ai a l'oeil dorénavant.

obviously

I hate the 1st one.

孔子曰:. 三人行, 必有我师焉

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shes nice, is that cindy?

...

こういうドット絵の技術が欲しい

Is it true that most japanese people is afraid of centipedes and milipedes? If so, why?

検索しちゃったじゃねえかこのやろう

Centipedes are venomous and you could require hispitalization if bitten by one.

>If so, why?
They don't like the tiny, wriggling legs

Tao rilaも ゴミ箱にポイ
トドやな
毛魍

Hikaru

Que fais-tu de l'autre côté de la manche?

Is she an ayy lmao?

Oh, I know, but I mean, I've heard they don't even want to see them. I've even seen them pixelated in anime.

I guess it's just human nature.

Cute reason.

Not even Google translate can help me with this, ごめんなさい

画像をドット絵化するジェネレーターがあるよ
自分のチンコマンコをドット絵化して悪用しちゃだめだよ

bighugelabs.com/beads.php

anime is not documentary movie, they always exagerrate everything fyi

独人 高城
林
森
せやな
ひかると云えば
宇多田やな

I hate seeing them more than spiders unless the spider is gigantic which it rarely is.

They're the worst.

>Que fais-tu de l'autre côté de la manche?
Ne sois pas dupe, je ne suis qu'un anglais.

Mais si tu veux dire en ce moment, je suis en train de regarder Taxi Driver.

宇宙人
魚女

D'accord.
Ne va pas te coucher trop tard, Saburou.

>white woman are the best

O-ok, maman

Anime was just an example. But I guess Japan isn''t that afraid of them, just prefer to avoid them if there's a choice, just like Mexico and scorpions.

It's not just a Japanese thing dude. They scare/gross plenty of people out.

Seems fair. I just tought it was a thing there because of japanese media. Sorry.

Don't they freak you out too? Things with too many legs and segments give me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm glad to live in a country where all the bugs are so tiny.

Not really. I hate bugs that can fly around my face, though.

oh come on youre a big guy, bugs arent scary although they are inconvenient when they crawl on you

also fun fact the average person swallows a lot of bugs while sleeping

La localisation de mon nom est Atsuko, mr. Trips

good morning, everyone.

fantomeが発売された!!!!

Bugs aren't scary in THIS country (most of the time), but some of the things that come out of Africa or India or the New World look like they escaped from a Beksinski painting.

They would eat me if they could.

Lol no need to be sorry. Some people are pussies when it comes to bugs and some people it doesn't faze at all.

おはござ!

...

あ

>mr. Trips
>333
Quelle est cette magie?

Meme fact

It's a myth

Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.

Please have a pleasant Wednesday.

Or just like America and Mexicans

おはおは

morning, British.
have a good day.

N-no don't say that…………

>mfw Japanese twitter sluts finger themselves and other shit for free
>mfw people STILL complain about censored JAVs

>mfw Japanese twitter sluts finger themselves and other shit for free

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Would you date a girl from the American South?

Would you?

gladly

I'll be asking the questions around here, buddy.

Most of the negative stereotypes about America are actually southern stereotypes.

I want to learn Japanese. How the fuck do I do that?

Why don't america nuke south yet

first: take your panty off

アメリカ南部娘がカウボーイハット被って俺の上で騎乗位・・・

they have nukes of their own tbqh, and our space program

besides, we waged all out war on them once, but it still wasnt enough

yes

They have nice choirs down there though.

didn't know the retarded leftists are from the south

I was talking more the mart sharting gun toting freedom fighters

nu-males started in western europe

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It's hard to believe she hasn't released anything in the last 8 years.

Well there was 桜流し in 2012, but yeah, no new albums in 8 years.

Hopefully I'll get a chance to see a live performance of hers

>桜流し
Ah, of course...

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She released a MV for it recently that was only up for 24 hours (officially at least)

youtube.com/watch?v=uMiFLkkZdik

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easy breezy japanesey

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Doesn't even look a thing like her

youtube.com/watch?v=eMPSWiEdC8k

講義中に暇そうに描いた。

you reckon?

集中しなさい(´・ω・｀)

4を33から引くと・・・うっ、頭が

wew lad she was never a looker but that's harsh

刺すような目つきです。

>you can wear a cowboy hat in tokyo and not look out of place

なんでや!阪神関係ないやろ!

Good taste, she is 100 times more professional than a one-hit-wonder babymetal.

smoking is bad

ainugaijin4

あかんやん

It's nice to see that she's back and provides an alternative to the generic lyrics of Kyary, AKB, etc.

Why did she flop in America tho

he belongs to America

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William
I think the last letter is the only one that can properly be translated. Also, isn't it autistic to introduce yourself to someone with that name instead of your actual name? It might be easier for them to say but they might think you're strange

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Good name. I already did this for myself the other day. The closest Japanese name I could come up with was 守.

誰か知らんが、髪の毛かっさかさ

Yo guys just took the JCAT and got fucking 99...

How did I fuck this up when I can speak with Japanese fine? Willing to admit reading, writing and kanji are terrible though...

不快な暑さ

大阪市が外人女をメイドにしますと
時給ん百円でこき使うと
思い上がったものだね日本人

【お知らせ】
大阪在住のチョン入りました
タイ国旗来ます

っちゅーこたぁ、おめー外国人なんけ
なんばしに日本きよっと?

作ったよ

えっ?何?

普通に標準語で書けよ東京のBBA

>How did I fuck this up when I can speak with Japanese fine?
>I can speak with Japanese fine

九州user?
福岡出身の友人がよく語尾にとをつけていたな

横だけど
使用方法が違うって事?
方言って難しいよね
他県の人間が自分の地元の方言を使うと
時々猫みたいになっていて可愛いw

おめーとかなんけって一行目が東北
なんばとかよっととか二行目が九州
東北・九州内でもバラバラの方言だから多分他のどっかの地方の奴だろ

モロ他県民が考えたテキトーな方言って感じ

さては名古屋だにゃあ?

なるほどw
日本人判定の為にわざと方言を混ぜたのかな?

フフフ(ΦωΦ)どうかにゃあ?

買った
何や、それ
なんかステレオタイプな間違いは少なくない
例えば、エセ京都弁の「どす」
そうだぎゃあ?
by ニコチャン大王

Good morning, peru

「おめー」や「オラ」はドラゴンボールのせいで広がった方言
茨城や群馬なんかの北関東の田舎の方だな

可愛いにゃ
美味しいにゃ
↑これは方言ではなく、猫語です。

にゃごや弁は、
「みゃあ」だがや
ネットで見やあ

にゃあは否定文に使うんだけど、
他県の友人は肯定文にもにゃあを使うって話だよ。
美味しい→美味しいにゃ(猫語)
美味しくない→美味くにゃあ(方言)

大河ドラマで名古屋弁を 河村市長 NHKに要望
sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/news/2014/09/24/kiji/K20140924008986180.html

信長 「毛利を攻めてちょーよ」

日本語スレ超えた方言スレ

名古屋弁
「みゃあみゃあエビフリャァみゃあみゃあ」
標準語訳
「今日はいいお天気ですね、最近調子はどうですか?」

peru?

thai poster?

where are you?

関西人A
「なんや?」(なに見てんだ)
関西人B
「なんや」(なんだよ)
関西人A
「なんや?」(やるんか?)
関西人B
「なんやとぉ!」(なんだと)
関西人A
「なんや!」(かかってこい!)
関西人B
「なんやとはなんや?」(なんだとはなんだ)
関西人A
「なんや!」(やんのか?)
関西人B
「なんや!」(やんのか?)
関西の衆人
「なんやなんや?」(どうしたどうした?)
関西の衆人
「なんやなんや?」(なんだなんだ?)
関西の警官
「なんや?なんや?」(どうしたどうした?)
関西人A
「なんや!」(うるさい)
関西人B
「なんや!」(黙ってろ)
関西の警官
「なんやなんや」(落ち着いて落ち着いて)
関西の警官
「なんやったんや?」(なにがあったんですか?)

まいどまいど

「なんや」っていうと「なんや」っていう
「なんやと」っていうと「なんやと」っていう

そうして、あとで
さみしくなって、

「せやな」っていうと「せやな」っていう

こだまですか?いいえ、関西人です。

懐かしいwww

(´・ω・｀)b

儲かりまっか?

>Takahiro64
キターーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ぼちぼちでんなあ

グンマーコピペとルイズコピペと同じくらい好き

どや、きもちええやろ

Korea wwwww

youtube.com/watch?v=uSAw6C-MnwU

I'LL WHIP YA HEAD JAP
YOU KNOW I WILL
I'LL WHIP YA HEAD JAP
WITH THE BACK OF THE STEEL

途中からパソコンネット携帯やり始めた
層が
ネットの毒に抵抗力がある訳もなく

毒を抜いてすっきり

グーグルやMSや通信事業者
糞素人サバカンの手のひらの上で
濁った目をしたリア充が
量産されている、訳です

I think we are confusing them. Stick to the cambodian flag.

>デートのアプリで女子と話してる

kek janny boy you're gonna get it too

日本語では親の呼び方が色々あるが、
子供がどう呼んでいるかによって、
育ちや社会的地位などに関する印象が異なるのだろうか。

>Japan makes this
wow technology!

>US makes it
lazy omg!

Really though, this seems so pointless.

Tbqh that's probably due to the huge difference in obesity rates between the two countries.

私はアンデルセンじゃあないよ

Tokyo humidity makes hard to dress nice. I'm just going to continue to wear my bleach stained workout clothes.

That looks like a joke advertising their ProPILOT technology, not an actual product

If I was Japanese, my life would be fixed.

You never know with Japan

親をパパ・ママと呼んでる奴はマザコンというイメージがあるな

But he knows it.

>If you average over the last few years, I make about a 1,000,000 a month, but this has risen slightly every year. At the end of August, I'd already invoiced about 10,000,000, so this year looks like it'll be a bit more.

KEK this translator on leddit claims to make $10,000 USD a month FUCKING KEK

「かか」「おかん」は方言が関係してるから地域性だな
「おふくろ」は男性言葉
特徴的なのは外国語のパパママ

姫「お父様~!」
youtube.com/watch?v=fkxPdNteb0w

眞子様、可愛いらしい

everybody ready for comfy season?

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=ジョジョ　外人&src=typd

"PLEASE DONT APPOINT JAPANESE ACTOR. GAIJIN IS BETTER."

jaaaaaap

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Are you balding?

逃げるなモンゴロイド

それは4部の外人の役の話だろ
ジョジョは北村一輝でお願いしますってずっとファンに言われてるの知らんのか

most jap says
"私たちの体はジョジョにはなれません
外人の体は良いです"

he's balding, given up on the gym so he's still fat, KEK he's not even gonna be able to get laid in shenzen

お前らの年齢教えろください

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

二十一歳の侍です

よし、切腹な

二十shfiyreyfg…

Thai poster and his head full of hair

stop posting this, I made an honest mistake, it's not funny so please delete it

死んだら、日本に忠誠を尽くせない

peru will probably buy a business suit and show up to coco park thinking Chinese girls will say hi to him

but they will ignore him. and he will get severely depressed and enter a downward spiral just like in shanghai

So... this guy shamelessly makes youtube video?

日本人には人権意識というものが欠落している。
政府は国民を税金の為に飼っているように思える。

細身の役者使わずマッチョにしろって言ってるだけで外人の体が良いとは誰も言ってない
あと他部のジョジョは外人

eww

パンプキンは要らないなぁ

>eww
i would eat this

but seriously peru

we should meet up. I will seriously try to help you get laid with hot girls. I will introduce them to you. all I ask for is $5000 USD. I will teach you for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night at the clubs. deal?

most japanese says
"北村一輝/Kitamura Kazuki"
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=ジョジョ　北村一輝&src=typd

>go to japan
>order fries
>get like 10 fries

what is wrong with you people

what is the orange sauce flavor?

>フライドポテトにチョコレートを付いてる
日本なぜ?

youtube.com/watch?v=edJvj12FTXw

I'm summoning taorila lad.

Pumpkin.

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香桂銀金王金銀桂香

荒木の描く絵がどう見てもただの北村一輝だもん

No.
I'll make (when time is right)

kek, I already bought an asian sex guide for 90 usd

asiansexdiary.com/

>Class
>Ukrainian Girl say Trump is evil
How about your governement lady

2時間落ちてたのか

HiroooooOOO

310

>Putin
>evil

dumb frog, say one evil thing putin did

I gotchu

Ukraine doesn't belong to Russia yet

I will amek akkeioawje make thread

fucking russians
speak english you dog

You're worst thread maker
NEVER make thread please?

go teach your english class, you're going to be late

This post ends the bickering and closes the thread. No posts past this message.

She has great taste sanpai
twitter.com/BABYmatoMETAL/status/742089128028733442
twitter.com/TakayoshiOhmura/status/543980192553644033

Are her earlier blogs gone? She made a blogpost creaming her pants about Moa in 2011 too but the link don't load anymore.

but I like takamina more

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Mas que macaco inteligente você é. A inveja é forte.

Finito

taking way too long

True