/brit/

argh!

going to a house "party" with some friends to get drunk

you'd have to get a controller

Trump

H O W L I N G at the way yanks pronounce "cretin"

a fat ugly hairy loser
easiest constume imo hahaha

Kind of looking forward to the comfy winter.

I like summer and am usually out and about when possible but this summer has been shit as usual and the only handful of nice days we got I was working most of the time.

Gimme the extra layers and darker nights now please.

> he's not a scouser but says "la" anyway

why are you southern cucks so obsessed with us and our culture?

sit out your ban matt, wouldn't want janny to get upset

Welsh hero who saved England

How do they pronouce it?

>le obvious german post

Ah yes, destroying countries, backing terrorists, causing refugee crises etc. is good for international security.

Currently wearing my black and white MAGA hat lads
Nobody has said anything to me yet, but I feel like it's only a matter of time before a girl with facial piercings and bright coloured hair calls me a racist

like crouton

heard a yank try and say twat last night

good lord

Cr-eh-tin

How do you pronounce it?

thats a norn iron thing lah

Doing a wank

the US didn't cause any refugee crises

STRAPPING

nice

But they shootin' everyday 'round my mama and them way
So we put an AK where Kiana and them stay
And that's for any nigga say he got a problem with me
How I'm Crippin' where I'm livin', come and follow me
Pistol poppin', Poppy Street

twot

yeah that was Germany

CREE-tin

but muh globalists

>the US didn't cause any refugee crisis

heil merkel

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same, yanks pronounce it differently for some reason

really wish I'd just die in my sleep

>Libya, Syria, Iraq

Posting this picture on Cred Forums to wind up the yanks

works every time

none of those were caused by the US

technically they did

go back to the cold war when the US was fucking up the middle east
then after the cold war any wars in the middle east further fucked things up
this led to ISIS which led to the refugee crisis

though the cold war was caused by world war 2 which was caused by world war 1 which was caused by a serbian dude

though I'm sure at that rate I could just blame everything on the big bang

youtu.be/yaokv2fST0Q?t=22s

How shit are your speakers lads?

9/11

>canada

lmao would blew this stupid walking, talking cunt on legs brains out in a heartbeat then use whatevers left over as lubricant for a good ol' wank

sex with an attractive woman

spectacular post

>I could have disarmed this dude
not if that holster cover is actually fastened in place like I would expect it to be

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THE BAD NEWS IS THAT JOEY HERE IS GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR BALL COCK

>none of those were caused by the US

>America didn't invade Iraq
>American didn't overthrow Gaddafi
>America isn't supporting Mudslimes in Syria to topple Assad
oh wow

Lads had a very awkward dinner with my boss and a colleague.

>Colleague hasn't got a boyfriend but is always looking
>Boss offers to hook her up with somebody she knows
>She says no
>Boss turns to me and says 'it's a shame you've got a girlfriend that's a problem'
>Laugh nervously
>He carries on 'you probably couldn't handle her anyway.'
>Not sure what to say so say 'I don't know what to say ' (fuck why am i autistic)
>He says 'If you say you can handle her that'd be interesting'
>She looks at him and says 'I'll get you back for this.'
>He smiles and says 'my work here is done.'

What the fuck am I meant to do in future situations like that lads? Pls advise? Why does my boss want me to hook up with a co-worker that's a receipe for disaster?

Fuck I wish I wasn't autistic.

Daily reminder that your willy is rubbish.

>though the cold war was caused by world war 2 which was caused by world war 1 which was caused by a serbian dude

exactly

blaming refugees on the US is just classic anti-americanism

the US didn't start the syrian civil war, and libya would have been a destabilised shithole whether we sped up the process or not

you'd love that

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Any girls here?

That's correct

here
currently changing in to a new pair of knickers

pretty annoyed i live in a state that will go blue no matter what

at least if my vote means nothing my shitposts might

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS

should be doing that tomorrow

file that under things that I've done

meh you can lay blame on the US but the German is right, it is pointless to go back an arbitrary number of years.

>it's a "sister's bras are soaking in the bath for some reason" episode

don't get why girls do this

get your fried eggs out love

WILLIES WILLIES WILLIES

> b-b but surely the solution to so many shootings is more guns !

> t. yank

you're doing it wrong

Remember when Trump lost the debate?

>the US didn't start the syrian civil war
American proxies Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey did and America gave funding, training and arms to the rebel groups. Before then the civil war was just a little uprising.
>Libya
Was a stable country for decades with the highest standard of living in Africa IIRC. Rebels would have been easily swept aside without foreign support.

>anti-americanism
It's not anti-America to be critical of American politicians.

pics

getting my spunk out of it I imagine

was reading the BBC article and it said Clinton won haha

Remember, Cred Forums (You)s are only worth 1/4th of a real (You) because of how easy they are to get

pics? x

Immersed in bleach to get the cumstains out

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clearly pol was behind ALL of this, including trends on twitter

>partially weapons trained
lol everytime

Creasing lads

Some runt from school on snapchat is boasting on his story about a salary increase to the national minimum wage because he finished his apprenticeship

How runt can you get lmao

>Was a stable country for decades with the highest standard of living in Africa IIRC. Rebels would have been easily swept aside without foreign support.

complete nonsense. I can tell you were in secondary school at the time

>Before then the civil war was just a little uprising.

Also false

Crete is pronounced creet
Cretin is pronounced creetin

Imagine not being from Plymouth

>American proxies Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey
>our proxies
they're the ones meddling in our affairs, faggot.

the welshman who won the war

The Chase lads

That's not what I fucking asked, is it?

>still in school

you're the fucking runt

You're the runt for using snapchat in the first place

finished :/

cretin comes from a swiss word that's based on a latin word that means christian

nothing to do with crete

you should know very well the English language is not consistent lad

*Goes and buys an Armani belt and blazer to wear with jeans*
*Goes to club and buys bottles of Grey Goose that cost two day's wage each time I take a drink*
*Gets shit Audi on ridiculous finance deal*

Ahhh yes, success

I've just started third year uni mong

>Halloween club night
haven't been to a single house party this year
just club every single weekend for fuck's sake

but

>uni
found the runt

*chases you about*

The courageous Welshman who bravely fought alongside Wellington against Napoleon

he literally does the grey goose and shitty car lease thing

lmao

Ahh yes, because universities are schools aren't they.

typical student mong

>Make a joke making fun of Scottish people
>A british flag responds

You can't make this shit up

>he doesn't study
wow
it's like you WANT to be stupid

Uni lads and their shit attempt at bants are the cancer killing /brit/

Not all learning comes from books

probably a brit living in scotland

Runtpill me on uni, lads.

Why do people do this????

My team leader in Argos has an Audi.

t. gadget at skwl of lyf

after a certain point most people become bored of education

> calls me ahmed or implies I'm not white
> american flag

>Tfw the British flag is just a cropped Australian flag

Embarrassing desu

alri alri alri

>someone who commits a mass shooting is a criminal
>you want to ban guns and expect these criminals to respect the law
>even though they're criminals
You know it was illegal to fly two planes into the world trade centres, why didn't the terrorists respect the law?

>make a rude post about scotland
>no responses

>make rude post about ireland, wales, or england
>dozens of replies

statistically

my family resents me and my mother calls me a failure every day desu

hate getting (You)s

my heart misses a beat each time because i think I'm about to be bullied

Adverts that sexualise and objectify men? Not a fan.

Because they watch utter shite like Geordie Shore and think that success in life is having a shit Audi and driving around their local town trying to impress girls whilst also going to clubs and buying expensive vodka they mix with rola cola but think they're impressing people wit.h

I don't know why they find it appealing but they do.

It's like their best way of showing off, they've usually got shit jobs so think people will somehow think they're doing really well or something

>illegal to fly two planes into the world trade centres

technically that's not illegal

what good is an education when everyone has one

Will beat you up and down the street you gobshite

Business idea: if you're poor, fuck off and die.

*balls up some toilet paper, wets it and then throws it at you*

hmm yes criminals break the law therefore we should just make everything legal

that's probably your mothers fault

It's attempted murder, the planes are just two big bullets and the steering wheel is the trigger

just drove past this lads, terrified for my life right now

Brits living in Scotland detected

anybody else here considering becoming a homemaker? i've got good looks and im terribly lazy, seriously considering settling down with a 7/10 that will do the wagecucking for me

g-d bless feminism lads

Sure sure
Criminals use guns to threaten and kill innocent citizens, perhaps the citizens should have guns for protection

Why are southerners so violent?

>Ahhh yes there's no law covering this oddly specific situation
>Therefore anything to do with it is technically not illegal

Imagine being this fucking runty and believing this shit. Facebook tier.

why is that in britain . tell them to foy

On a scale of 1 to niggest, how black are you?

The greatest Englishman was Irish

:(

>Say something nice about London
>A grimsby flag responds aggressively

Howling

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Jihad

kek, what kind of mong

she's not wrong it's just a bit harsh considering I just turned 20

*hums dueling banjos while playing air guitar*

petty criminals very rarely have guns in non-gun countries

>brit
>arguing for guns
is there a surer sign of a Cred Forums dwelling runtbag lads?

>STILL no black gf

bad feel lads

Ireland is British.They'll be begging to come back once the euro collapses.

No.

>Criminals use guns to threaten and kill innocent citizens

how often does that happen here? really?

my dad's had several black gfs

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rasheed

>once the euro collapses.
speaking of

didn't ze german bank just collapse?

what a dog

it's her fault you turned out that way

no but something's going to happen soon

Soft cunts

>implying there's a reason to be against gun legalization
>no fun allowed cuck

love one pieces not going to lie

are you the coloured chap from the cape?

Doubt it mate.

Shame we'll never have a great man like Arthur to command our armies again 2bqh

>>implying there's a reason to be against gun legalization
Besides the massive increase in crime it would cause?

Because Germany and UK are not bordered by Mexico, nor do we have the 2nd ammendment
>here
Irrelevant, we are not the US, which is the country were referring to

She shouldn't have born you

brb gone for a wank

>legalization
haha yeah the right to bear arms is in our constitution init

got some evidence for that lad?

wanking over a pic of my gf

What's the most depressing part of the UK?

milton keynes

hahahahaahaha

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need a more attractive gf

the UK

>british flags getting worked up about things that are literally non-issues in the UK

Cred Forums was a mistake

NI without a doubt mate

nah I'm white
I agree

Racism is an international disease
Enough
Not a laughing matter!

They had these flags outside, is the anglosphere racist?

scotland

>mfw almost all mass shooting happened in states that pass gun laws and in gun-free zones
Gun grabbers BTFO

It would be quicker to name the non-depressing parts

FOY

Lots of countries have guns without massive spikes in crime.
It's just a matter of separating responsible hunters, enthusists, and collectors, from handgun weilding street folk.

gun deaths aren't crimes you spastic
provide evidence that lax gun laws results in an increase in crime

South Sandwich islands

my willy

1. Most of the gun murders in America are done by people using ILLEGAL HANDGUNS (not scary pewpew rifles)
2. We all know who's commiting the crimes, America would have a murder rate like any other western country if it wasn't for the bl*cks and hisp*nics
3. Switzerland

gonna marry the gf

tribalism is an inherent human trait

though the dixie flag itself isn't racist

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>implying it's not because of the massive amount of niggers and mexicans

Hull

that part where it rains all the time and the people look a little inbred

jesus lads

cannot beLEIVE you are actually shilling for jamal and rasheeds right to own a gun

FOC

this isnt britpol you fucking spacker

>"btfo!!!!!!!"
>mfw haha trump meem

me in the middle

>It's just a matter of separating responsible hunters, enthusists, and collectors, from handgun weilding street folk.
We already do that, though.
You don't actually think that we have completely banned guns, do you?

>inbred
you mean when their faces look too small for their heads?

see

oh wait that's the whole thing haha x

>b-b-b-but Cred Forums told me guns were good and i need to protect myself against the scawy men :(

literal cucks

ummm guns are tools sweeties xx

just one unfortunate case who's lost his way and found himself on the wrong board

They already have guns you sheltered leftist bastard cuck.

this isnt reddit you rudeman swearpants

Snap

ummm guns are sweet, tools xx

yeah, and they have pokey features and crooked teeth

ummm
no
they don't
you actual retard

Guns are for runts.
I have my fists.

Norway??

I have bipolar disorder and did not take my meds today

AMA

Why not?
If they have clean records and are responsible why can't they own a gun?

>trying to turn this into some Cred Forums bait so people won't disagree with your stupid opinions
Disgraceful

*shoots you*
well you should have shot me first lad, thats how it works

>protecting ourselves
>cucks
Wat

You know what's funny? You'll find most of those deaths occurring in states with the most strict gun laws.

>tfw 6'4 built like a shit brickhouse

if any runts tried to shoot me the bullets would just bounce off me

right before i snap their little necks

The island

>firearm related

ahh yes. Switzerland has a lower overall homicide rate than the UK and Australia and they have far more guns than us.

Fucking hell lads, absolutely gorgeous girl on The Chase today.

She's on after the current person, such a qt with a little bow in her hair.

>shoots you

Me too
I love being bi-polar, it's shite

really makes you tink

it's almost as if it's due to socio-economic reasons and not guns themselves

Be honest, what would you do to her

No, and I'm not against the UK's gun laws, which are similar to Canada's, though a bit more strict. America should do what we do.

But they shootin' everyday 'round my mama and them way
So we put an AK where Kiana and them stay
And that's for any nigga say he got a problem with me
How I'm Crippin' where I'm livin', come and follow me
Pistol poppin', Poppy Street

don't care

ah yes, correlation is causation of course!

ummm
yes
they do
you actual sheltered prick

Winston Churchill owned guns would you arrest him?

>leftists invite certain groups into the country
>those certain groups start shooting up the place
>same leftists ban guns
>/brit/ will defend this

was a nice shower

Guns are illegal in Honduras
Makes you think indeed

>gun control doesn't work they say

It's (((their))) tactics to use Cred Forums tier wank for their own ideas in order to confuse idiots.

would be lower if it wasn't for blacks and hispanics also our murder is 1.0 so it doesn't matter

In 1936 Tokyo, Sada Abe (Eiko Matsuda) is a former prostitute who now works as a maid in a hotel. The hotel's owner, Kichizo Ishida (Tatsuya Fuji), molests her, and the two begin an intense affair that consists of sexual experiments and various self-indulgences. Ishida leaves his wife to pursue his affair with Sada. Sada becomes increasingly possessive and jealous of Ishida, and Ishida more eager to please her. Their mutual obsession escalates to the point where Ishida finds she is most excited by strangling him during lovemaking, and he is killed in this fashion. Sada then severs his penis, walks around with it inside her for several days, and writes, "Sada Kichi the two of us forever," in blood on his chest.

no the police would do that because it's illegal sweety :)

have you literally EVER seen a gun in the uk not in the possession of police or the military

egg zack leigh

I do not care for gun laws nor the PSNI, they are lackies for war not defenders of peace

I shall wear no prisoners uniform nor meekly serve my time

>moving the goalposts from gun related homicide to overall homicide
typical NRA tactics

people like you who support guns are pure scum.

Might get a bowl of cereal lads, think coco pops

Who sovereign citisen here?

I'm saying making more gun laws isn't going to fix things idiot

If your society isnt responsible enough for widespread gun ownership then you've admitted to a complete and utter lack of social cohesion and that is a greater problem to be addressed than gun legislation.

White states with high gun ownership like Vermont have very few murders, its inner city hoodlums that account for the vast majority of firearm deaths.

(500 gun deaths in Chicago in 2016 so far, a city where owning a hand gun is illegal)

They're super illegal in Brazil too and yet they are everywhere.

>sharp instrument
getting stabbed by flutes?

So then why ban guns?
If guns are illegal why are there any gun deaths at all? Hmmmm
So gun laws don't work is what you're saying

*shoots you*

>leftists invite certain groups into the country
Ah yes big multi-national corporatists who love cheap foreign labour are lefists.

don't mind yanks and that who support guns
the guns are already there so the "only le bad people gain from gun laws" is potentially true

britons who actually think it would be better to have more guns in the uk are literally deluded

would you support him going to prison then?

no

niggers and pakis already have guns it's just a fact

>citisen

nice guns donated by plastic paddies and gaddafi you got there

>be canadian
>dont get shot
>want to get shot

Many things, many things.

lmao

yeah that's the point spastic
guns have no relation to crime
the original argument was that lax gun laws would result in a "massive increase in crime"
you're the one moving the goalposts you scummy fuck

Whats your point mate?

That's a pretty gruesome tale you've got there user.

And? Looks like it just went back down to 1998 levels and before

Now show a chart that goes back 50 years instead of 15

Also Northern Ireland still has loads of guns

how is that moving the goal posts? obviously firearm related homicides are going to be higher in a country with guns but why does it matter if someone is killed with a gun or a knife?

>if it wasn't for blacks and hispanics
don't really get this argument
blacks and hispanics lives in the US and are american citizens. so why they shouldn't count as americans?

>yes don't arm yourselves against the Muslim hordes who don't respect our laws anyway

>niggers and pakis already have guns it's just a fact
citation

>citisen
fuck off you daft yank

not an argument

want to move back to London

or to the US

>Northern Ireland still has loads of guns
Unregistered ones, tens of thousands lying in stashes around the country. Not in use anymore.

care to divulge one of them?

>it's just a fact
ummm sweety no it's not

i hope you get shot by one of them one day

>the Muslim hordes who don't respect our laws
Not aware of Muslim gun violence in the UK.

>be australian
>be a literal penal colony
>only authoritative thing that has come out of it is this: youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14&feature=player_embedded

the RA is a joke and was propped up by people that hate the english, without external support it would have collapsed within a matter of months

come to paris hun

>obviously firearm related homicides are going to be higher in a country with guns
There you go.

Because for the sake of his argument, the UK isn't full of blacks and hispanics, meaning more relaxed gun laws would not necessarily lead to a significantly larger murder rate as it does in America.

He's probably wrong though, gypsies and pakis would just replace blacks and hispanics.

that wasn't the original claim sweetie :)

I'd gape her arsehole, piss and cum in it then let her squirt it into my mouth.

Not true. It was the most effective fighting force of the troubles and didnt just kill civvies like the UVF. It was always rather self sufficient too, they didnt have external support for the 1950's border campaign.

asking the gf for nudes

No shit stupid Canadian.

It's literally been that way since the beginning of Irish nationalism.

They're the cause of the crime rate not the guns tard.

Switzerland
what would you do if you saw your little sister getting raped by a pack of muslims? try and fight them and get knocked out? or run and call the police (have fun watching her for the next 20 minutes)

eazy bait

will never understand the anti-gun type, they are all fearful little worms

>muslim hordes
literally made me laugh lol

coming to visit in a few weeks x

have the croques ready

bloody pervert

I live in the /brit/ threads on Cred Forums, which is on the imageboard Cred Forums. My name is Anonymous. I'm 27 Years Old. I believe in making high quality posts, comfy threads and getting detailed opinions from other users of the site. In the morning, if I'm doing a poo, I inform /brit/ whilst reading the posts I missed in my slumber. I've read over 1000 posts by now. After I catch up, I ask about the Lenovo Yoga 710 lad.

>>yes don't arm yourselves against the Muslim hordes who don't respect our laws anyway

>what would you do if you saw your little sister getting raped by a pack of muslims?
What would you do if you saw your little sister getting raped by a pack of muslims who all had guns on them?

new

typical stupid leftist queer

>eee mummy i need a protective safety blanket wherever i go otherwise i don't feel safe
>the anti-gun folk are fearful little worms
ummm

really? do u want to have a cheeky meet up or nah

I'd shoot them

>posts a pic of a RA volunteer with a weapon they would have never been able to get without external support

lel quite self sufficient too

HE

Oh my god a girl in my flat just used the "not all slave owners were evil" card

LIKE WTF OH MAN IM DONE, she said that all the white campaigners for civil were overlooked because they were white like pls

She lit just said that there's nothing wrong with the British army nah I'm out

janny

no monetary compensation WHATSOEVER

nut status: done in

He has awoken

Wonder what goes through jannies head sometimes

i really do

DOES

sisyphus

HE IS PRESENT

HE'S DRUNK ON POWER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JANNYJANNYJANNY

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Wish I was Welsh 2bqh

Happy being English but I prefer the Welsh accent

>We are unironically living in the age of 'No Great Men'.

What the Janny has done was very reasonable.

tea is ready

new

it's his daily greeting

shagged a girl from wales once

she had a lovely fanny

alri janny

>thread 2/3 done with new (you)s in the wings

honestly fuck off you hot pocket eating cuck

But anyway yeah they all unironically think the evil media is against them so saying islamic extremism is more common than christian extremism is just cos im a brain washed rorke. Don't want to be that guy cos i'll have no mates

boycott janny's shit threads

>2 (TWO) nuggets

i made that post on /his/

thanks for quoting

then what about the janny?

>they all unironically think the evil media is against them
the leftist media?

Honestly, new worlders may lack culture and history, but our buildings and appliances are so much fucking nicer

Go to Australia and the US and the apartment buildings are all newly renovated with marble counters and large modern appliances.

Then go visit the UK and take a look at their old crumbling apartment buildings with their ancient plumbing and sinks and diswashers. Its like stepping back 40 years going to most european countries

New world living may be soulless, but it's much more modern.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474998810517.webm

tfw

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>I told them I'd trigger article 50 """""eventually"""""

BREGGSZIT?????