Hey guys, how many times have you had sex?

fuck off

>want to fap
>cat is in the room sleeping and it would be awkard to do it with him there

>Women
1
>Men
At least 50 times, 7 different guys.

>not even gay, just can't get women to fuck me, the 1 woman I fucked was in a threesome with one of the men I fucked

>>not even gay

Exactly six times.

Two of those were with a cat watching, after five minutes it stops to be akward if you ignore him.

Never, just like the rest of you

>not even gay

None.
Thanks for reminding me.

Stopped counting after 80; at least a hundred times, but it was all with the same person.

0
B....but i turned 18 only few months ago right ill make it before turning 19

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Zero

I did the sex literally 2 days before turning 19

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>sex with 7 different men
>fifty times
>not gay

You probably think wanking off to traps isn't gay either. You're in denial. Time to come out, bro

0
I will never have someone that loves me so I'm joining the millitary so that I could die if hillary wins and I can volunteer to whatever shithole she invades

Probably like 20 times

hopefully more soon...

that honours you

It's not that I lost count, I just never counted, it's something between 20 and 30 times i think

in all my life'?
i am 30 yo
probably 300 or 500 time...i dont know

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None...

I'm becoming an elementalist in a couple of months.

No idea how you guys can come up with any number. Nice memory you got there.

in a 6+ year relationship so i honestly couldn't tell you how many times
definitely in the hundreds, perhaps close to a thousand

only had sex with 4 people though

29 years old.

about 200 times, with prostitues, exclusively.

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wait
if most men are virgin
then why arent girls virgin?

must have cost a fair bit

why is every Italian such a normie, are there no Italian autists?

about 60 times

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Boring.
She do anal at least?

Does oral """sex""" count?

No way I could count. 9 years with one girl, so quite a few times.

I'm literally wiping the aftersex slime off my dick as I type this.

Probably about 200-300 times, but all but the first 7 with 1 girl

How does it feel

Thousands of times, most of it with one girl

Assuming he's been doing it for 10 years that's only about 20 times a year, and only 1 or 2 times a month, definitely doable when their rates are only $20 or so.

callate bigzero vos no la pones ni con una puta

Sore

0

twice

0
>tfw

Once, based on that I can say that it's vastly overrated.

Nobody asked most of that shit.

>what was he trying to communicate by this?

Sadly, less than 10 times.

I still feel like a virgin, despite not being one anymore.

zero
null
zéro
nulo

0.5
I've gotten a few blowjobs when I was 14.
21 and still virgin. End my misery, pls.

twice

*shoots you*

100s but only with 5 grrls.
Also, it's been 5 years since I had any contact with a woman.

How could it be?

I thought once you start, you are rolling with it and I'm exception from this rule due to my shitty lifestyle.

A lot.

Only four

>Hey guys, how many times have you had sex?

absolut keine einzige

7 times, with different girls.

what did he mean by this

>tfw furthest i've ever been with a girl was heavy makeout
>we were both really drunk
>at my place
>only thing i can remember from the conversation was that she said the word "sex"
>was so cold i was shaking, possibly because of the stress
>then we slept

Fuck off

>questions only a virgin would ask
Like I keep count.

>22 years old
>tfw 0 times

What's with all the 0's and prostitutes. Last time I remember Cred Forums was 60% normie.

Or maybe it's true that people eventually DO OUTGROW Cred Forums ?!

idk probably more than a hundred but less than two

Around 12 different times with 4 different ladies.

None

21 is still very okay, go see a prostitute or something

And I'm soon 19 is it normal.

a few times with one girl on a trip.

>lose your virginity to a prostitute
Talk about missing the point.

That's the only reason I still haven't done this. Was thinking about it last week.
A friend of mine called a prostitute. While she was blowing him he lost his boner and sperged out, went to the bathroom to try get his boner back, and she left.

Why would you want to pay for something that swedish women give away for Free?

1 and it was shit but better than I expected

Because once I buy the flight ticket to Stockholm, it's not free anymore.

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Been having sex regularly for over five years now. Had sex with eight different women, I guess I must be in the high hundreds regarding the number of times I've put my penis inside a vagina.

No, Cred Forums is a true feels board. I think most people here are semi-normies that just can't get laid. Having hope makes it much worse you know.

age 24, still a virgin, saving myself for the right boy

i want to have sex with an user from another country and give him my virginity
i want to be obediente to an user

I think getting fugpacked after the 20th guy should send messages that you are a flamming faggot.

Be diligent in your effort.
I thank thee for those pure intentions.

You do realize that literal tens of thousands of swedish girls go to Spain/Italy/Greece every year to get MOORED?

Oh yes I knoe user, I have sampled one of them (well she was norwegian actually)
But they go to tourist hotspots user. They don't come to my house. I met them when I go to the beach, 40km from home, which means gas highway ticket and overnight stay expenses. I also had to offer her a drink first. Well I'm not complaining, it's cheap enough, just not free.

>Hey guys, how many times have you had sex?

He has a son and so on *sniff*

Life is pain

Of course it's not free, you scrooge. Nothing is.

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0

a lot with one girl

user that's my point. I'm trying to make the swedefriend understand.

>you scrooge
Everybody calls me that, but fuck you all. I'm just careful with my money.

can't count

Hey uhhm... wanna d-do i... never mind

Are you a girl yes or no

Never
t. 22

I can dress like one

why?

Hey bb.

Honestly have no idea tbqh. Who keeps track of that?

ree

r9k

Hang yourself

I had 6 encouters with hookers in my life
Only came in 1 of them
in 5 of them my dick didn't get hard or it got soft while fucking them

take your own conclusions

also I kissed 3 of them

right? it's like drinking water who the fuck counts that

>kissing hookers

What the fuck m8?

pretty rude desu, just try being yourself around women and they'll come to you

Literally thousands and has been nowhere near enough, I feel I've spent the overwhelming majority of my life sexually frustrated.

w-what's the problem? they clean themselves

Probably with your parent's money too

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>kissed them
While your benis wasn't hard?
Why

what? no i kissed them because if I didn't i would never feel what a kiss is

my dick didn't get hard later

Ok, how's the herpes btw?

didn't get it

but what about it? 99% of the people gets it, just by kissing random women on a club you can get it

thanks xD

136 times with diferent girls and some guys

I can't believe that there are people on Cred Forums right now that have regular sex

It makes me very uncomfortable

How many people try to actively get laid and still can't.

Just asking our of curiosity since I just never have tried since the whole idea of approaching random strangers in a bar feels really embarrassing and uncomfortable.

Aye, I ain't sure about this...Like being myself will be like I love Sword fights (can't help it obssesed with those), I hate humans, and you are all fucking pathetic, I'm the worst or the best depends on the definition, I only see you as a valuable tool to spend some good time. But oh wait anyway, I can't do this since my body literally get gradually stuck when I'm trying to talk to them. So it's pointless. And'll look even more pathetic. For those that I do not see as tools they'd have to be as stupid, as clever as me, as mad at me.

See being yourself isn't the best thing at all.
Which is way I'm proving my point thanks to a silly picture.

Anyway please forgive my stupidity.

>I feel I've spent the overwhelming majority of my life sexually frustrated.
Let me tell you a secret: you can fap even after you lost your virginity.

Get professional help

Naye, don't wan't someone telling me what I'm supposed to do.

Sorry way too prideful for this.
Can't help it.

And anyway it won't change I'll still feel as much embarassed.

Can't count. 0 in not a natural number.

I never counted, but 1 to 3 times per week for the last two years, so like 300 times (with two different gfs). before that 4 times with a different girl each. so 304 times.

pro tip: if you never had sex or a gf before the age of 20, you'll never get it anyway. you missed out on too much basic experience and the autism is too metastatic

>How many people try to actively get laid and still can't.
Not many. I'd bet 90% of people here could get laid if they tried (and kept their standards low enough). However gathering up the courage to try is far harder than the actual attempt itself.

I had my first gf after the age of 20. In your face!

>pro tip: if you never had sex or a gf before the age of 20, you'll never get it anyway. you missed out on too much basic experience and the autism is too metastatic

DON'T SAY THAT

thanks for the reality punch

shut up you moutain jew

Only five, but three of them were European. I mean, that is worth a lot right?? R-right guys??

>Update
Thanks.

this desu

norman go outside rooooo

Fuck off Lucio

who the fuck keeps track? Seriously keep this on r9k

hell Im not even really sure how many women Ive had, but its probably in the ball park of around 17 girls

eight times, but I genuinely didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I was supposed to. I've also never masturbated in my life and i'm 25. I probably have some fucked up psychosexual tendencies and trauma, idk

But I love to shitpost.

I really hope this whole virgin thing is a meme, I thought int was supposed to be the normie board

>I've also never masturbated in my life and i'm 25
KEK

I'm unironically a virgin at 20

what's so funny bro????

0

Pre-marital sex is a sin.

>dude i get le pussy all the time bro lmao

1000+

>I've also never masturbated in my life and i'm 25
Not even out of curiosity?

10 000+

>kissed 3 of them
>Only came in 1 of them

what the fuck are you doing nigger?

I'm 18. Girls like me, but I've never had a gf.
Didn't really want one until recently, and even then almost got with a chick.

Do I have hope?

no, not once. Actually I did try once when I was like 17. Just sat in the bathtub and wiggled my peen, but nothing really happened. Never tried again after that

Of course no.

w-what?

>Do I have hope?
>Posting on Cred Forums

>8‰
>29%
>68‰
>86%
>98%
>100%
>Pedo detected

Thanks Luigi

girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

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A rough average of 4 times a week for 8 years gives around 1600 times.
All with the same girl.

..Now that I think about it that means I've spent more than 1000€ on condoms. Jesus fuck.

No hope for a lesbian, embrace god and pray for your sins

>fucking with condoms

what's even the point?lol

If you can count the number of times you have had sex you either just started having it, or are a forever alone loser.

if you've been with her for 8 years what the fuck are you doing still using condoms

Rate her 1-10 looks
Rate her 1-10 personality

Be honest with yourself

I have no idea, far more than 500 times but always with the same girl, so dunno if that actually counts

>lesbian
?

Falle comprare l'anello vaginale, così puoi sburrazzare senza plastica

You are not a real man, you are a gender girl

I'm genuinely paranoid about contraception. My first time was without protection and her period was late that month. Worst week of my life.

8
12
>Be honest with yourself
I can't. The "I'm in love" part prevents it.

Why is this

I have make physic and benis

Never because I'm not married.

i never talked to anyone for more than 30 seconds but my mother, father and a preschool teacher who once tried to talk to me why i am so withdrawn. i know i will never have sex. sometimes i fantasize about marrying and living romance but its just daydreaming. i am glad i have Cred Forums. if not i would suicide out of loneliness.

Once... 5 years ago

>I can't. The "I'm in love" part prevents it.
Hope you live a long and happy life together

*male physique and benis

>Hope you live a long and happy life together
You know what? Me too. Especially since I'm marrying her next June.
At the very least that will allow me to stop worrying about contraception. If it happens, it's all good.

Protects against STDs, you monkey. Chlamydia, herpes, crabs, pregnancy, gonorrhea, there's a lot of em out there that can fuck you up mentally and physically.

this, would rather fap 2bh

You've dated her for eight years and haven't married her yet?
Is this normal in Italy?

Are you retarded or a psycho?

That's a weird question, if you are 15 you can stay with her 15 years without marry her. If you are 32 you can marry her even after 1 year. Depends.

I will marry my fiancee when i will have a better job and a good house.

Aww fuck me.

I see now.

Dude I'm 24. I'll be 25 by next June. I don't know how it works in America, but for our local standards I'm getting married pretty fucking young.
We were basically just waiting to be economically independent from our parents. We got our degrees this summer, now we're working, so now we're getting married.

I guess 50. Only with prostitutes though.

That's understandable if he were fucking some random whore, but it's a girl he's been dating for 8 years.

Retarded.

one

But you looks like a retarded or you are a normal guy?

You're right. I've had so many chances with girls , and never made the slightest move - no matter how easy they made it for me. But I always to myself
"Not this one"
"Not tonight"
"Wait for another Chance"
Doesn't help taht I believed the "She's THE ONE" Meme for a long time. Doesn't help that I wanked away even the slightest desire compsulsively 2-3 Times a day. And so my dick always only gave a genital shrug to every girl.Doesn't help that I always had my Weed stash to soothe the inevitable Self-Loathing. And so not once in my life gave it a good , honest and earnest try. (And ironically still got further than some men who do)
Since I've cut out the weed and porn I feel as bad as I haven't in years. And curiously the only thing that makes me sleep sound is going to bars and getting myself rejected.

That Pain is nothing but the price for my (former?) lack of courage, and my complacency. I don't konw what I'll do if I don't make it now. I just HAVE to.

t. 25 year old virgin

Think at your Fuhrer, you are German. Where is your honor?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Lost it when I failed to act.Now I have to act to regain it. Passed up the easy opportunities - now i'll have to learn the hard way.

probably like 200

So you used to have good chances but now you don't?

If you're able to count how many times, you might as well be a virgin.

a few dozen times at most after 2 women

please kill me

heterosexual vaginal sex doesn't give any STDs

partially yes, especially when I was a college student, until 5 years ago.

You are 25 not 45, wake up. Thinking is for stupid! Act!

Right now , I don't - thing is, in the past it were always girls who made an effort to be close to me/get me alone or even outright hit on me. I never did shit. Point is, if I just wait around until that happens the next time, I'll propably be ripe for an Insane Asylum, so I#ll have to act myself if I want any control over it and overcome my fears.

I don't know how many times I've had sex, probably over 100, but I've had sex with 10 different girls and that's what's important.

Straight men don't fuck men. If they can't get a woman to fuck them, they either pay, have a wank, or do nothing.

You sir, are gay.

You're right.
Thanks, bro. I'll travel to your country alone next week,stay in hostels and be among people so I don't have to think. Looking forward to it.

Focus on self-improvement first and foremost.

what did he mean by this?

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Not him. But it's common for Americans to get married mid 20s. They spend their late teens and early 20s partying nonstop, then settle down around 25.

I'm socially abnormal because I'm 25 and never even had a girlfriend before.

the chances are like 0,01%

check the WHO faggots

Why am I laughing so much to this

my fuckin sides

Sex is disgusting

t. asexual guy

You live in Pornland though???

That's one of the many excuses I used when rejecting girls to not face my fear. I already dug myself out of a hole so deep I thought I would never see the light again - that's why im starting so late.
I'll improve as long as I live. But i don't want to die with nothing but regrets.

but you live in Italy..

I was just in your country, and you all have the most beautiful girls on earth. I wish I could live there Tbh..

would've said the same thing

Love yourself and girls will come.

I'd almost say don't pursue them, but expose yourself to them.

This isn't "just b urself", this is "fix yourself", and don't be desperate.

22
0

Don't think it will ever happen.

unironically 0

25 years old.

23 different girls.

I'm Normie tho

0

I'm 22 and believe I've passed the point of no return. It never helped that I didn't go outside or hang out with friends much, thus reducing opportunities to so much as talk to women. I'm no NEET either.

lets have sex lithuania

fuck if i know. lost count over 10 years ago.

Gambatte user-kun! Don't let the world bring you down.

I do all these things. And they DO come to me. But here I stand - never acting, neber doing, often enough not even registering.
Now matter how low the branch bows into your mouth, you still need to reach out and pluck the fruit if you want to eat - and I need to improve THAT. And if I look like a needy Idiot a few times in the process , so what - otherwise I'll be thirty and still here.

include me in the screencap

both of you realize that you re talking to a legit monkey ?

dang, mehmet, are you reading my thoughts or something?

>be alone
>nonexistant to girls
>get a gf
>constantly get the looks

it's not even a meme

i wish i wasn't as promiscuous

which is.....

Around 150?

Only 4 girls though, one I only had sex with three times

0 because I'm not a dyke.
0 guys too.

feet

Never ever

0

kek, if could read /ita/ posts you would change your idea completely

About 20 times

All prostitutes

zero
no kisses either

maybe 600-800 times
long term gfs for 6 years since i was 14

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100% true

the forever alone people in these threads always depress me.

I love italian. This comic made me laugh even when I didn't understand shit.

Lost the count

>improve urself first :BB

That's bullshit.

This is the most bullshit advice ever handed out. It gets told TOO OFTEN.. and worst of all people fucking believe it.

You're literally telling someone they aren't good enough for society to hit on a girl. Go fuck yourself.

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Before marrying: some 20 times
After marrying: hundreds

Penetrative sex? 4-5 times.

With my first and only gf, my now ex.

I've been to bed with 4-5 girls maybe but usually I could never get it up.

Now I can, but I really have to know the girl and be comfortable with her (unless she's one of the rare people I'm comfortable around)

With my ex-gf (moved away but she still wants to skype all the time and shit) we tried having sex a bunch but my dick never fit in her.

I could never be fully hard inside her or it would literally start tearing her vag.. she was like less than 5 ft at 22 years old and I think her vagina was proportionately small.

Honestly I'm heavily circumcised and with a condom, it wasn't nice from a physical feeling standpoint, but it was fullfilling at least.

Been jacking off like 3 times a day since she moved away 5 months ago and been on dates with women but it went nowhere.

>t. handsome autist

What's wrong with that?

More like I was saying that wanting to attract girls starts with trying to become more attractive.

What's your benis dimensions?

Yeah but nobody should wait to interact with people "until their good enough" or something. Every interaction counts. The issues won't go away with a good body, money, and new skills.

Focusing on self improvement is good. But telling someone to do ONLY that before interacting with society and courting women is real shit.

Attracting women is not enough. You need to be able to close the deal and you can learn that without women making """""moves"""""

Women are complacent as fuck and you still need to be able to reel in the fish that bite. You don't need to wait to "improve yourself" to learn the soft social skills needed.

It's nothing spectacular. It's like 5.5 inches long and maybe a 5.5 circumference. I think it's above average girth but it's not long either. She was REALLY small... even putting two fingers in there was really hard to warm her up to.

I said to
>expose yourself to them
as in, be in social interaction with them, with my post I didn't mean "first and foremost" with solely and before it, but rather a higher level of priority.

1 time 1.5 if you count blowjobs, but that was five years ago so it might as well be 0. I need to get my life together already fuck.

Oh okay then. fair enough

Last time I exposed myself to girls I ended up in jail.

you've gotta grind low level areas before you move up dude

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Agreed

Where's this pic from? Name?

M19 20 probably, all chubby white drunken attention whores.

Two women, both appearing when I stopped trying to care about the 3d
This dimension just keeps pulling me back

Precisely once. That was with another man and I'm not even gay, which doesn't really count :^(

never im pure

0. I have other ambitions.

Reading a good book, watching a good movie, playing vidya or education myself gives me much more pleasure than sex would ever give.

based norway telling it like it is

agreed

0 Women don't like me and I don't like them.

Three.

One of which was a latina prostitute.

Second was a black girl from my CC.

Third is my current gf who is a Filipino med student.

Less than 100 times

women are discusting

Probably like 1000 but guess how many people I've had sex with (that aren't me) [spoiler]1[/spoiler]

>many times
Hard question. I dated for 2 years...

Ask for how many sexual partners...
>Brazil
>2

i am 40 years old, have 3 kids and have been sex since I was 16. I have slept with 5 different women, one of which has been my monogamous partner for 15 years and my wife for 9.

Sex is not very frequent after you start having kids, so maybe once every 2 weeks.
As a young adult I had sex up to 10 times a week.

Total count? No idea. Who cares.
Life is good :)

Im 24 and i have never had sex... nor even close, i never even touched a pussy or a tit....

I dont wanna pay for sex cause thats even more s ad and pathetic than keeping your virginity, so i believe its pretty much game over for me.

Had what now?

> more than 0
>not saving yourself for yourself
This is why normies aren't allowed here

>i am 40 years old,
Why are you still here? I really feel that i am losing my life after 7 years in this bucket of shit.

Zero

Zero Times

>Sex is not very frequent after you start having kids, so maybe once every 2 weeks.

Well looks like we're putting off kids.

How else am I going to pass time while at work?

I know marriage is more than sex but to be honest it doesn't sound fun at all

0, never been kissed either.

Good point.

once, kissed 4 girls. 19.

Still an improvment over what I have now desu

Degenerate.

2 and I'm 20 years old

Both times were pretty underwhelming

Fucking normies you are so lucky... ;_;

I havent had sex , i have never even been close to have it... you normies disgust me.

It's overrated

For some its and for some others is the most amazing thing one can feel...

Sadly i will never know.

>27
>0
>not staying pure for your wife

literally heathens all of you

5-6 times a week

0 and I have no interest in paying for it so it will probably remain 0 for the foreseeable future

>staying pure for your wife
>she has already fucked 20 guys by the time you get married
>she leaves you cause you are terribly bad at sex cause you never had any before

Women are a bunch of whores now, it doesnt worth it

>not marring a 14 year old virgin
Doing it wrong, mate.

>literally reguritating le r9k manifesto

I'm sorry you think that way Paco, hopefully your next gf still has a head to give you head

>14 year old girls...

>virgin...

Jajajaja.... good one.

>ever getting married
even 14 year old virgins nowadays have fucked at least 20 different guys

>200 Colombian hookers
>cost a fair bit
Probably not.

0, I'm 21

Well i dont know where you pretend to find one of those holy women...

Im not saying its bad women enjoy sex, what im saying is that why the fuck would you choose to keep your virginity??

Im sure your post isnt real anyway bur there are guys who actually do that.

How do you not get bored? I've fucked a few hookers and it got old really fast.

>even 14 year old virgins nowadays have fucked at least 20 different guys

>Well i dont know where you pretend to find one of those holy women...

it's called a church. you have them in mexico, right? at least some that havent been shot up?

neither my gf nor i care much for sex. we have bigger things to achieve like maintaining a steady relationship and careers.

i honestly dont know why every single relationship (and maybe life itself) has to revolve around the idea of having sex as soon as possible - i mean, shouldnt it mean far more than that?

>shouldnt it mean far more than that?
It does, but only if you make it so.

0

I'm going to buy an escort, can't handle this anguish any longer

Me in the back

>shouldnt it mean far more than that?
Not in the post-modernist shitheap teh west is spiralling down to heheh

b a s e d n o r w a y

This t b h.

this has been alive since yesterday