/brit/

>janny edition

boycott this shit thread
go back to the old one lads

...

fuck off cunt

>he deletes threads he doesn't like so he can make them himself

the state of the cleansman

just did a big shit lads

Any updates on the Jezza Corbyn to Downing Street situation?

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of Brummie culture

Who /Eamon/ here?

cannot even fathom being this pathetic

disgusting building

this
see you back in scotland

Fuck what I said

It don't mean shit now

is he actually deleting threads to force his own shit thread?

tea's ready

disgusting flag

Hope you're alright lad. Listen to this choon for a while youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c . Lift weights, do something that you're good at or something, you'll be alright x

>gf is cheats on my again
>start to break her in to me dumping her
>she guilt trips me to fuck
>now engaged

i'm such a fucking pushover

Honestly, new worlders may lack culture and history, but our buildings and appliances are so much fucking nicer

Go to Australia and the US and the apartment buildings are all newly renovated with marble counters and large modern appliances.

Then go visit the UK and take a look at their old crumbling apartment buildings with their ancient plumbing and sinks and diswashers. Its like stepping back 40 years into the past.

If soulless means just nicer and more modern ways of living, than I'm all on board for the soulless lifestyle

>bar next to canal
how many have drowned there?

traditional french dish?

fuck you right back

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can't stop thinking about my ex hahahaha

everything in milton keynes is less than 70 years old, its paradise

too young

>can't swim
found the 37% lads

DUDE
RED CUPS

Mirin number 5

Yes
One step too far 2bh but he enjoys shitting up the threads

They were unironically considered part of England until the late 1950s

5 plz

tune

can't get over how ugly Milton Keynes is. Looks like a less brutal Norilsk

Thanks a lot mate, going to start going to the gym and finally pass my driving test x
Haha same here it gets better don't worry

DUDE
TALL BOYS

is this a real post

calling into question the truthfulness of this post

Here's the blog of a guy who follows Poleaboo

sleepymana.wordpress.com/

It's actually much better

bit fat

Oops I meant 6

Just bought the gf a present

love her x

FINNALY found my grape jelly an almond butter lads

Time for an almond butter and jelly sandwich

this is where I live

fuck off you bent frog

no one cares pakipoo

starting my internship at the illuminati on monday lads, bricking it

haven't even begun to prep my goat for the initiation sacrifice

ah yes, barratt newbuild life

sometimes i unironically wish i could have that life

how shall I prove this?

It's still more apetizing than this

post engagement ring with timestamp

lad if it's true you need to sort yourself out

most of the UK is really grim but i don't like to say it because i don't want to be rude and i really like you guys and like posting here

Thinkin' of a master plan, cus aint nothin' but sweat inside my hands

youtube.com/watch?v=b6aAFkP0BGU

post ring

>Tucking your phone into the front of your pants

ah yes

>Louis Vuitton
>Barratt Newbuild life
nah

ur mums fish pie is pretty good x

bet she still shagged another lad

obviously if he keeps having to buy her all this shit he is making up for being shit in bed

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474998810517.webm

desu

alri chubby chaser

of course you'd pick frog over fish, frog.

Honestly, new worlders may lack culture and history, but our buildings and appliances are so much fucking nicer

Go to Australia and the US and the apartment buildings are all newly renovated with marble counters and large modern appliances.

Then go visit the UK and take a look at their old crumbling apartment buildings with their ancient plumbing and sinks and diswashers. Its like stepping back 40 years into the past.

If soulless means just nicer and more modern ways of living, than I'm all on board for the soulless lifestyle

Specifically their kitchens and bathrooms

Pic related is average british kitchen

only big towns/cities

that only makes up a smallish percentage really

the rest is nice, promise

Just become a manager at JJB Sports, mate

Ne'er hath ingested such a meal in all my life

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it seems that there's a direct correlation to Cred Forums and /r9k/'s hatred of women and the fact that most of their users are unattractive virgins

only thing I've ever bought a girl is a drink

are those garages? posh fucks

Lads just imagine never browsing this website, having a 7/10 gf, a Barratt newbuild, thinking you've made it because you drive a 5 year old German car and go for date nights at wagamama

The idea disgusts me but I bet they're so much happier than me

OH MY DAYSSSSSS BLUD CHECK OUT THIS LOW TEST BENDER

knew it

6 best girl

hello riley

>blandest most normie louis vuitton bag
>birthday present

yah

My mum makes tomatoes pies

she was the one that proposed and I said yes like an idiot
we're going shopping for rings on Friday
I'll either A, find a job in some English speaking country or China and never talk to any family or friends here ever again, B, kill myself, or C, just stick it out

had an awful day at work today

you don't even have kettles you pleb so wind your fucking neck in

FUCK
OFF
YANK

no shit

looks comfy as fuck

can imagine cooking a nice toad in the hole in that oven, perhaps a cottage pie

*gift you a burberry scarf*

bit mean

>tomatoes pies

In English that's called 'go 'za

spent like £150 on a girl once and never even got a shag

@65429178
FOY

Broken glass everywhere
People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat

not really sure whether i'm liking uni very much.
was thinking it would be better than this. How are you lads doing at uni?

My ex girlfriend bought me a Louis Vuitton wallet, it was like £185. Not exactly unobtainable

really just want a big juicy sirloin steak right now

would ride all of them for hours tbqh
break up with her you stupid fuck

rate the new kitchen lads, interior designer said they're all the rage in America

looks disgusting 2bh

may as well have just make a quiche

FOC (fuck off child)

>voluntarily marrying the cunt who thinks you're literally worthless

>posted from typewriter

but at least you have history!!!

think the most i've ever spent on a girl was like 60 quid. it was quite a nice little bracelet

t-ta lad

here you go
*unzips dick*

Could warm up a nice cup of water in that, good buy lad

Enjoying the Barratt new build gimmick

haha what a load of fucking rubbish mate, do not believe you for a second

I live in the /brit/ threads on Cred Forums, which is on the imageboard Cred Forums. My name is Anonymous. I'm 27 Years Old. I believe in making high quality posts, comfy threads and getting detailed opinions from other users of the site. In the morning, if I'm doing a poo, I inform /brit/ whilst reading the posts I missed in my slumber. I've read over 1000 posts by now. After I catch up, I ask about the Lenovo Yoga 710 lad.

>putting tomato cores in food

eugh

she's mental
she'll either kill herself or me if we break up

love that the gimmickers are being out gimmicked by janny. what a lad.

theyre only happy because they are legitimate idiots

even if I lived that life I would be miserable, Its all such fake bullshit

make us a cuppa will yer lad

>not living in a renovated heritage property
grim

*looks inside unzipped dick*
*retrieves sirloin steak from inside*

cheers lad

Australia is probably the only part of the commonwealth I don't have utter contempt for

>18 and 19 year olds are children
this attitude is why we have so many weaklings

i have a couple of those people on the ol' facebook and their facebook posts make me pretty jealous

damn i predicted these responses in December not freshers week.

whats up?

Train cancelled lads

Fan-fucking-tastic

looks good mate

pathetic as fuck

call yourself a man? you spineless worm

gee i wonder why trump was asked about a 40 year old lawsuit settled in court and clinton wasnt even asked about the global scandal from a couple of months ago where she committed a felony and literally got american citizens killed then lied about it and tried destroying the evidence and then got away with it scot free

gee i wonder why that could be

something just doesnt add up here

I can guarantee that there isn't enough salt in that dish.

yeah if you pay for petrol

I'm sorry mate

listening to power metal

you're rationalising
break up with her

t. child

>tfw my house has a placard on it from 1997 that says it was built 100 years ago

feels good, my little town incorporated in 1889

doing a think

fantastic post

had a really vivid dream about going away to join the army fighting to take control of america again

had really strong homesickness throughout the whole dream and it made me do a hard think when I work up and asses my priorities and who was important in my life

I guess it's time to bloody bomb those yanks

give my thread a little ratey-watey will you lads?

right enough why didnt that daft cunt ask Clinton about Benghazi and her emails

she would be absolutely fucked

>Cred Forums right now

Literal cancer.

thanks lad x

Which one of you made this?

twitter.com/NOT_MOTD/status/780830578815954944

just don't like being an unsuccesful normie. Like i'm going out and doing x y and z but still not making friends or anything like that.

that yank triggered you hard didn't he? grow up you pathetic child

M.E.T.H.O.D. MAN

same

fuck paying for healthcare

because spoiler alert the whole shit is rigged

Would much rather live in Canada or Australia than America tbqh

gets the old cogs turning

been eating this middle class tripe recently

can feel myself getting healthier by the second

he literally owns a property business worth 150m and drinks pints of wine he'll be fine

Tip for wristlets:

Straight bar curls give you THICC wrists

headache lads

Cocked up the job interview lads.
>What do you think the resonant frequency of this system would be?
>6000+Hz?
>It would be less than 1Hz...

It was nice while I had the illusion of competence

top trumps lads

Spent £11 on a pint of Guinness the other week
It's scary up here lads

We're a bit full at the moment, I hear New Zealand is open tho

stop saying this to young people, it makes them feel that they have no responsibilities or duties or obligations, they're just a kid so they can live their life for whatever and scream and cry and shit themselves when things don't go their way

i got five on it

but you are

you'll understand when you're older x)

I had some mates who went to see another mate in Norway and it was like £45 for a large Dominos

asked what she was doing tomorrow, she said she was going swimming but i was like nah come for a drink with me and she literally changed her plans to go swimming tonight instead

winner

Norpay

what the fug

london prices

£2.60 for a guinness in spoons in manchester city centre

going to be really fucking annoyed if she cancels tomorrow

you're literally breeding runts by believing this

>young people

You mean Children?

Autistic pansexual with a love for rock music and belly dance. I'm also partial to making frequent visits to London and Brighton - I like taking myself on adventures!

you cant change your wrists

dont care about your bullshit Cred Forums broscience

what's the average salary in norway?

grim

yeh but you get paid a billion times more than anyone else so it works out

>met new girl
>lovely
>qt
>nice bod
>primary school teacher
>grade 8 piano
>smart
>funny

why do I not want to go out with her lads

would rather be by myself than with her, or any other human for that matter

maybe I'm just born to be alone

Then you have the misfortune of being in Manchester

Would much prefer paying a bit more for a pint then have to go there

Had a good chance to add the qt girl at work on Facebook earlier because she asked me to send her a pic of our rota via messenger, but instead I just sent her the picture without friending her and let her accept the message request. Wondering if I missed a good opportunity there desu :S

But if you were those people you wouldn't be unhappy that's what I was trying to get at. I'm going to sound so fedora but I'd definitely say most people on the 'chon are perhaps more self aware and philosophical and that kind of breeds misery.

People do whatever makes them happy, having the most luxurious, material shit their modest wages can afford them makes these people happy. Sometimes I honestly wish I was so easily pleased even if it meant I'm a complete idiot.

you gonna give her the old shagging eh lad eh

waheeeeeeey lad get in there gonna give her the old 1 2 ey haahaaaaaaa wheeey

Literally less than £3 for a pint of Guinness in manchester
jesus christ

I was paying more than that in Singapore

Can't recommend this stuff enough lads.

I live in essex.....

Kill me.

Sounds like the perfect woman.

what the hell is wrong with you, you must be gay

manchester is literally a 10/10 city m8

have you ever been?

is it true most british homes dont even have central heating?

3300 euro

influx of shills will do that

autism

>no Wales

That would be true if I were actually a Norwegian and not a poor student on exchange
Also got a Big Mac meal the other day for about £9

memes aside, isn't manchester pretty nice for a northern city?

the country is really nice t-b-h

>manchester is literally a 10/10 city m8

hahahahahahahahhaah
hahahahahhaahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

Is there anything more runtish than beer made from rice?

girl at work literally forced me to reactivate my facebook account so she could add me and keeps sending me messages every day annoying me

wish she would stop

how's /northernirishgf2016/ coming along lads?

no
I would be surprised if it didn't have central heating

MANNY ON THE MAP

No, it's just that the insulation is often a bit shit

stop watching porn

twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/780482826596651008

haha i dunno, maybe
i still cant tell if shes into me or not

Unfortunately I have

Manchester was, without a doubt, the worst city I visited in the UK. Birmingham was better

you

hello? can anyone else see my posts?

>grade 8

Fuck off Yank

Fuck off Nonce

t. clueless southerner

yes im sure she literally forced you

beta

>instant coffee

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Why would I want a Northern Irish gf

unless she's thick she knows what drinks means

Had a dream last night that I was swimming in the pool I almost drowned in as a child and it got deeper and deeper and I couldn't grab onto the side and as I was drowning it cut to me in bed with my ex and we were holding and kissing one another. I think perfect day by Lou reed was also playing but I might have just imagined that part

making posts complaining about runts

nobody respond it will be funny lol he think he shadow banned haha reddit

quite the life

I think you stepped into salford by mistake then

No it's fucking dismal here. People like to peddle this myth that it's a dynamic and cool place but trust me, the people here are the absolute worst.

dunno when you visited but must have been a while ago

it's much better than birmingham

no

that shit made a vacuum inside me

>instant coffee
>not buying the beans fresh

>not drinking tea

fucking hell la

had a 1 hour nap today and had some crazy long dream

wonder how long my dreams are when I do a full night sleep. shame I forget most of them

how do i get over an obsession with a girl at work?

In dagenham of all places....

we've already snogged

but you know that lingering feeling when you think, "nah she cant possibly be into me, shes just stringing me along, i aint getting too attached to her yo"

just you know gotta be somewhat cautious about this shit i guess

the wheels are in motion

What does Irn Bru taste like, Scots?

I'm kinda interested in it.

yes

compared to leeds or liverpool, things are actually fairly close together so you can easily get about without an issue
and there's still a lot of the old red brick architecture which looks nice
and also a fair amount of clubs and eateries that are pretty good

it's also home to the this n that cafe which is the greatest curry house in the world

what does it miss? a harvey nichols?

ask her on a date

what have you got to lose

been having really vivid dreams the last few weeks where I feel like what happened in the dream actually happened

like I dreamed I was living in my old house and when I woke up I wondered where the fuck I was for a second

hmm it's always good to keep some distance but don't be too pessimistic
currently doing the same (but we have fucked)

get a new job

fap

Fuck off yank

>his coffee machine costs less than £1500

actually CREASING how how poor some of you cunts are

Prof told me to put my phone away

Is that even allowed

sixth time this week

>coffee

disgusting. absolutely retching

grim

Lads is the new Coke Zero any good?

Just sat down with a delicious Aeropress coffee

she's been married for 2 years

might do this

saw her bend over yesterday and she had these sexy knickers on, going to wank to it later

Preparing for /irishgf2017/

The only way to describe it is that it is like Irn Bru
You really need to taste it for yourself

the MSRP for an aeropress is not much more than £50, lad

hard to describe because there's nothing that really tastes like it, you just have to try it

I think it's alright personally, I prefer coke but I buy it from time to time because it's often 39p a can

>coke
>coffee

retching. genuine plebs

I only drink instant coffee

coffee machines are an expensive placebo

you are a sad little faggot

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PINEAL GLAND DEMOLISHED

no

dead gimmick

haha and youve shagged
i think its like, you cant be too eager or obsessive but you gotta show you're interested in her at the same time

a strange balance x

it tastes like bubblegum to me
or like cream soda a little

It tastes like the nectar of the gods

>t. Aussie

Ignored

100% comfortable with the fact i could deck everyone here irl

>I don't like coffee
Literal actual babby

Feel like every young male normie in the UK has a short back and sides haircut and only plays Fifa and COD on their xbox

dont get stabbed by a pack of wild blacks

mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow

Is Islam the best chance I have of getting to a sexual paradise? The concept of Janna (islamic heaven) one is said to have a perpetual boner.

I believe the ultimate purpose of humanity is indulging in lust and pleasure. Why else would we be a bigender species with such features as hairless skin, genitals that feel better than any drug and body curvature that mirrors divine ratios.

Furthermore look at how much pain and agony repression of sexuality brings and look how unappealing violence, lust's opposite is.

I've tried worshipping lilith, but that did barely anything.

From across the Atlantic?

:^)

Jokes on you, I have a PS4

this girl does my head in tbqh
when we're together or texting we're all cute and sweet but then she'll also cancel on me multiple times in a row and then not message me for days
I do really like her though

When you die you cease to exist.

>boner
FOY

only sex you'll get is barbed demon penises in hell bud

hmmm weird spot on my inner thigh

Not that good desu
I'm Scottish but I much prefer cola, people here give it too much praise

Want me to send you some, lad? x

could NOT deal with mornings without a piping hot cup of joe and a couple of lamberts

shame it's all bullshit

Absolutely beastly omlette tonight lads
Ham, cheese and 'shrooms

goddamn aint got no time for such games
if that happens to me im just gonna stop everything

cause ill see her in person by chance anyway

This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken

Death is but a mere human construct. A scare story to sell religious dogma and control people with that fear of uncertainty.

You will always exist, I am you and you are me.

We're all the same.

This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken

what a rollercoaster of emotions from this

SWIFTA PRODUCTIONS

>oooh look how grown up I am everyone watch me take a sip of this COFFEEEE OOOOH ITS SOOOO GOOOD

whacked some onions, bacon and red peppers in mine

>Churchill is going to be played by a yank in The Crown
reeeeeee

Need the janitor

take your pills you fucking schizo

hate omelettes 2bh

Is janny the one making the news with the UK flag and the same "this a thread dedicated to..." every time?

It helped my literary skills ;^)

Gonna fucking devour these sweet potatoes and some cajun chicken. brap

she fucks me really good and her chebs and arse are out of this world
if she wasn't so attractive I would have dropped her by now

youtube.com/watch?v=GxgqpCdOKak

wish i was drake in this video x

bet you hate beer and ride the bus too

This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are correct! You are amazing, just the way you are

*walks away from this squealing babby*

Fucking hell, alright Jamie calm down

Never used to like eggs tbf but I'm well into them now

like alcohol you don't drink coffee for the taste you drink it for the side effects

just got a paper cut from a new £5 note

at least he's being played by a white man

Probably desu

Very nice ;)

british omelettes are gross

going to need you out of the janny's business sunshine

shut the fuck up

yea and they are shit

He's only letting those threads stay up so yes.

my quality of life improved ten fold after I filtered australian posts

shagged this bint behind a dumpster in dudley

It's not made out of Paper though

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my quality of life improved fifty fold after I filtered your posts

Is anyone black or is this a bloody racist TV show?

the gf

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