/balt/ + /ausnz/

Latvia edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z_79NC_gaq8
politico.eu/article/boris-johnson-uk-will-help-turkey-join-the-eu/
youtube.com/watch?v=UKtdBAJGK9I
youtube.com/watch?v=4eJyQaQr-6o
youtu.be/kzIAHOqV1as
youtu.be/7LJHETDnPGE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uG9vWEou2w0
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNEcnrY-CA
youtu.be/KuuLAv3vQs8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Swedish_wars
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdtKAMENAo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_79NC_gaq8

good post
bad post

>Lithuanian flag
>Latvia edition
Doesn't compute

Threadly reminder Australia is a lost baltic tribe

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good post

I'm the only one who ever posts these so I call the shots, fuk u

afk, please notify me when something interesting happens

wtf i LOVE lithuania now

i'm going out to buy beer

which balt r u?

good post

thanks bro xD

>it's conditioner day
love this feel

morning gunts

>morning
>21:34

latvia is pig regurgitate

wtf my sun must be way off?!?

update your sun software

have you tried turning in on and off

>make question about Balt Russians
>half of the remaining thread is now angry discussions about balt Russians

the black one :D

Check the batteries m8

wtf i pity russia now

eating raspberries from my garden and drinking tea to be quite honest with you guys

Kur Daugava vaid un Staburags raud,

Un Latvijas druvas līgo,

Ļauns ienaidnieks Latvijas nākotnei draud,

Teitoņu kaskas nu spīgo.
Stalti un drošs pret naidnieku stāj

Brašie latvijas dēli;

Viļņa kājnieki, jātnieki jāj,

Atdzīvo varoņu tēli.
Induļa gars pār Latviju nāk,

Gaisā trīc kara dziesmas,

Latvijas dēli kopā nāk,

Iedegas cīņas liesmas.
Visus vieno viens cīņas gars,

Visos deg vienas ilgas;

Dzimtenei radāms jauns pavasars,

Kareivju rindas pildās.
Cīņā dodas brālis un draugs,

Tēvs ar dēlu stāj blakus.

Niknākās cīņās latvieši trauks,

Droši mīs kara takas.
Acīs liesmaina griba zib

Naidnieku salauzt un aizdzīt.

Katris Latviju vienotu grib,

Naidnieku galīgi samīt.

Latvians are Russians.

bad post

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>that one lithuanian is trying to start shit for no reason again

oh its this episode again

i can vouch for this

ei gans što skazal?

pig shit scum

>animetard using memes from shitty boards again
i wish he would stop doing this

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I hate reruns too

Fugg it was daylight saving 5 days ago, thats why it outta whack.

I'll have it all back to normal soon.

>image.jpg

dumb phone poster

@65430706
leave cuck

>tfw you will never be pure breed Russian like Latvians

butifel

Hello I am a tourist in Vilnius, and I don't understand why Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia are so afraid of Russia, when it is the smallest Baltic State?

Some clarification would help a lot!

the jews

oven dodgers

>Latvian trip friend doesn't like my anime
I HATE LATVIA NOW

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dudes borderline dyel

hey guys
i think i have been soft banned
no one is responding to me
please give me (you)s so i can see that you see my posts

thoughts?

hot guy

here you go good sir

dumb memers

status of top shelves

[X] problematic
[_] not problematic

fuck off ahmed

Zirga galva

fuck off rajeed

underrated post

I bet u look 10 times shittier than him

>t. dyel

>russian proxy
fuck off, ivan

Would fuck France and Belgium and maybe Netherlands

how much would you like to bet? I'm aching for some free cash

I'm not dyel tho

>implying they'd fuck you

They would vomit when they would see your virgin walk

>t. dyel

you don't even know what I look like

Not this shit again

>t. dyel

freaking million bucks

>t. dyel

me on the right and my twin brother on the left

Baltic people don't smile.

Average Latvians

haha but real talk me on the right
asalamu aleykum brāli

ok so where is my money?

>replying to pedo*oto

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no but for real
me in the orange jumpsuit
mirin?
post PayPal

Can we reinstate the death penalty please?

no but actually, me on the far left in the pantyhose

>this is what russians believe
kill yourself before i come over and kill you
you don't want that

sorry don't have a paypal you will need to bring the money here to Lithuania

that's me you lying bitch! you're just jealous because i'm prettier than you!

Yes
Latvians=Russians

would've sent you a cheeky 6.9 EUR but okay lad

actually me though haha already posted this

me in the middle
where's my million bucks

why is his top button buttoned?

does he not know how to wear a uniform

reminder that if you dont have a dimple chin you may as well off yourself

>unironically replying to pedokoto
kys

this

you use product in your hair?

this

*unironically replies*

My jizz

You dumb faggot, look it up tourists think people have clinical depression and are rude just because we don't smile.

this

>saving pics from /fit/
fag

20g worth of protein in semen

this

the meme "latvians are like coconuts" comes from this

hard on the outside but sweet when you get through

politico.eu/article/boris-johnson-uk-will-help-turkey-join-the-eu/

wtf is this year.

>cococunt
>white

The Oxford Dictionary defines a smile as a pleased, kind, or amused facial expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned up and the front teeth exposed. So, I hear you ask, who on earth could be offended by that? Well, the answer my friends, is Latvians. The prevailing opinion seems to be that British and Irish people are fake because we smile a lot. Personally, I like to believe that it’s just because we’re an friendly open bunch but to a Latvian person, this is clearly very sinister behaviour.

my pants are buckled hard, but my penis is sweet when you get through desu

>saved from /fit/
lol
factually false

Thought the same thing when I murdered a Latvian woman some time ago.

this. everyone knows pedokoto is a fat loser and probably a pidarashka as well

Boris Johnson is of Turkish and Russian descent.

>His father, the British Stanley Johnson, was studying economics at Columbia University.[5] Stanley was the grandson of the Circassian–Turkish journalist Ali Kemal on the paternal side

>Stanley had married Johnson's mother, Charlotte Johnson Wahl (née Fawcett),[10] in 1963, before they moved to the USA; she was an artist from a family of liberal intellectuals.[11] She was the granddaughter of Americans Elias Avery Lowe, a palaeographer of Russian Jewish descent

faggot

Smile and be Friendly

I learned very quickly that smiling and being friendly are not commonly accepted in Riga and Riga Old Town. Latvians and Russians are very serious people, and find friendliness stupid to the core (as they do western humor). Being friendly in Riga basically identifies you as a tourist, and somebody to be taken advantage of. The beggars and scammers immediately notice anyone with a friendly demeanor and select them as easy targets. After a few days in Riga I learned to act more serious than usual, and to only smile if the situation truly warranted it. Be especially wary of the working Russian population in Riga, who can be extremely icy and bitter. If you do manage to find friendly folks in Riga, then consider yourself lucky!

I recycle

>pidarashka
this word always brings a smile to my face

>Jewish
Triggered.

now this is just fucking bullshit
but this is true

if someone is overly happy i think that they are probably scheming

sure is projecting in here
if I was a fat loser I'd be acting like that swede
fat loser don't tend to bully people
t. not damage controlling

>Britain's new Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has ancestral ties with Lithuania. The controversial politician's great grandfather was a Litvak born in Žemaičių Kalvarija, the famous American palaeographer Elias Avery Lowe

so what the fuck is he

a turk
a russian
or a lithuanian

Moscow is going to be 50% Central Asian populated by 2030.

Half Turk half jew.

>736x413

He is a fat british piece of shit with a bad hairstyle

One of my great great great parents was a jew too, does that make me special? no

>One of my great great great parents was a jew too, does that make me special? no

No but it makes you a Jew. Now gas yourself you hooked nose semite.

That does you make a perfect candidate for tasting out my new oven

step into this house please :)

*breaks your pc*

>Want to go to pornhub to wank my crank
>Accidentally end up on PornhubGay

Things got a little funky

t. wilno lenkas

i can't think of anything witty to reply

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Not from Wilno, pure Lithuanian surname -aitis not a single poleling or russian in my family tree going back to 1840~.

but BEFORE THAT?

disgustingingly bad artwork
how can one man's taste be so bad

youtube.com/watch?v=UKtdBAJGK9I

thread song of the day lads

I'd swap Latvia and Lithuania tbqh

that you again?

t. slavik pizdovich and comrades

>id swap latvia and lithuania

Lithuania would swap your wallet for thin air

Don't know, church records are missing after that date. No church records before that date, but most likely there weren't any polelings or russians since they were peasants/farmers not nobility and lived in a village.

>wow makes you think...!
>soviets fuckt up baltics real hard

good thing all our criminals are in London huh

Who /Prussian/ here?

why did I say the same thing two times

fucking autism

church records are rather limited. the records containing things to do with money tend to be a lot more informative for some reason

not you senpai

Do some research lithuanian crime gangs terrorize all western europe.

really makes you think who are majority of our emigrants

and unlike in latvia and estonia our russian/poles and other minorities hold Lithuanian citizenship since they didn't make that much of a big percentage after independence declaration

weird

our church records are well kept, my grandfather got up to 1690

>terrorizing western scum
proud of them
and happy they've left at the same time

no, im not giving you my phone

>-81,7
holy shit, it's like another shoah XD

One of the last descendants of the great Prussian race.

I wonder how did he do that since Latvians before 19th century didn't have surnames.

O MERGAITE BRANGI, PASAKYK UZ KIEK CIULPI

>great Prussian race
Good joke.

From 2006

A year or two ago Germany introduced laws whereby all (or most) bottled drinks must carry a deposit on the bottle. The empty bottles can be returned to supermarkets, fed into a machine that reads the barcode, and you get the money back.
The empties are usually worth 25 cents each.
Now the crafty Lithuanians have come up with a scam. They produce imitation bottles in their home country, together with fake barcodes, then drive round all the German supermarkets. They feed the machines and run off with the winnings.
Apparently they manufactured 150,000 bottles for a price of just a couple of cents each. The profit was more than €30k.
German press are calling these gangs the Leergut-Mafia. The logo you see on the right is from the Deutsche Pfandsystem GmbH.

are you stupid?

seems like lithuanians are business kind of people

>lithuanians and latvians are posting in the same thread

>no sources
>no proofs
they also accused us of stealing that ambulance with a dead body, it was polacks all along, they do this out of revenge for retaking klaipėda or something

Pretty witty if you ask me

>NENAJIBIOŠ NEPRAŽIVIOŠ XDDDD

Bundestag doesn't rule Germany, we do.

our family records from that time are solely to do with money or land ownership

see

Our common Russian heritage unites us.

looked it up
krauts got them before they made money

youtube.com/watch?v=4eJyQaQr-6o

thoughts?

I thought Estonians weren't permitted to own land in Europe in the olden days.

just had a wank lads

hey guys I'm european too!

pretty emotional tbqh, thanks for sharing

they were to an extent. the feudal system was rather loose here.
and my family was not really estonian to begin with

Im back

>Binkas
>Binko
>Binkui
>Binką
>Binku
>Binke

Kranklis

found bf, my cunt hurts XDD

oh, we got our info from lutheran church records and soul revisions

found some really neat stuff about my family and how they lived

nice knowing a part of my family owned their own farmstead with workers

post cunt

youtu.be/kzIAHOqV1as

>found bf, my asshole is sore XDD


what did it mean by this

what went wrong?

post cunt

huh?

>Kaunas
never change :DDDDDDDDD

Lithuanians and Latvians are subhumans compared to us Prussians.

just
youtu.be/7LJHETDnPGE

Majority of Estonia isn't Estonian. Wanna blow your mind? During Polish-Swedish war accompanied by famine Estonia suffered a demographic catastrophe and population and population dropped to 70k and later we're repopulated with Immigrants from Finland, Russia, Latvia, Lithuania and in nearly two generations population went from 70k to 350k.


The Next 60-70 years, however, witnessed rapid groth, aided by the influx of numerous immigrants (in particular, Finns, Russians, Latvians and Lithuanians),
who were gradually assimilated by the Estonian. The total population reached 325.000-350.000 (Otto Liiv) or 350.000-400.00 (Palli) by the mid-1690s.
Estonia and the Estonians
- Toivo U. Raun, 2001.

hello i am russian
t. russian

The story of how i almost lost my roots:

>As i said, i went out o get a kebab
>Midway destination my guts starts to rumble
>Think nothing about it
>The rumbling gets more intense
>Reach kebab store
>Its closed already
>Im not going home without food
>Decide to go to another kebab store
>As im walking, i feel the most intense traffic in my guts
>The pressure is building up
>I can feel it, but i cant let go
>Its a SHART, a hot one too
>At this point my body is already lubricating my ass cheeks
with sweat from all the strugling to not shit my pants
>im barely walking anymore
>Its going to explode
>My fate was sealed
>As i was discovering my newly found american roots
>"SHART NEAR KEBEB STORE"
>i let it go
>PRRRRRRRPTRRRRRTT
>tt was only a burning fart
>Phew......reach kebab store nr. 2
>its closed as well
>Go home empty handed.

But at least its good to be /balt/ again.

literally lmaoing
>MY TV MY TV

So are you gonna keep butthurting again for the whole thread and ignore the data?

>Finns

privet
t. another russian

kak dela

I can't afford anything else

zdrw )

zdarovy pacany, ja drugoje russky XD
dela charašo
t. russky

>zdrw
Kaunas resident detected

Wilno everyone

>butthurting
How i'm buthurt? I just post some videos about criminals.

yes. we have all went through 8th grade history class i think :DD

I-I'm not actually russian ;_;

>Kaunas residents use more Polish and Russian words than Vilnius residents
Hmm

smatrit xaxa ))

You whine about that weeb Lith trying to start shit whilst doing same. Talk about being hypocrite.

>Everyone who I don't like is from Kaunas

Wilno everyone

t. Ponevėžs

you do know that there are multiple latvians in the world, my dear butthurt friend

>Ponevėžs
Average resident pic related

Why are major Lithuanian cities cancer? Small towns are GOAT

That's not me, i pretty much don't care.

the more you know

They didn't do anything wrong, apart from dissolving few bodies in acid.

Is that why they're dying out?

all the quarrels aside, I'm happy /balt/ is coming home, almost a small portion of foreigners posted in the last three threads
we're going to make /balt/ great again

Okay I'll keep that in mind that all Latvians are butthurt.

Lithuania power hour on /balt/ is so cancer lmao

what are you even on about lol

why are you so assmad about innocent banter

what in the world is wrong with Lithuanians

That's because you're here.

No, it's alright except from few posts

kys

>ywn be part of Daktarai

See, it's okay when you do it but when I ask the same question what's wrong with you yada yada etc.

>literally first posts are calling Latvians russians and posting LSSR anthem

>wtf guys stoo

can you stop being so assmad jesus christ

But Russians make up more than 1/4 of your population, your capital city is majority Russian speaking, has a Russian mayor, your president is half Russian. So are you denying these things are Latvian? It is factual to say that yes Russians are in fact Latvians.

t. expert

eating buterbrodai at this moment

Plus you helped to establish Soviet Union with your riflemen.
You can't get anymore Russian than that.

Woah, what a time to live xd I'm listening to nelly furtado on vh1 in the bed lmao xdd

night autismics

I SUMMON

Azusa

>Nelly Furtado

This isn't 2005 get it with times grandpa

Пpивeт бpaт
Baltic pepole dont wory i will not kill you i come with peach lets talk about russian baltic black metal !!!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uG9vWEou2w0

why

I don't get it

>he doesn't know

What the fuck is Neli portado ??? black metal band??

Finn belongs in bin :DDD

melodic hard grindporn metal band

I bet I could bet every single one of you in a fistfight.

well maybe, but not in a leg fight cuz I got strong legs and I bet I could stomp you

*shoots you*

I bet you don't even squat lmao

>t. kvailys

Don't bully Latvia pls
Fuck rashka parashka

Gym is for faggots

Squatting is for slavs.

I actually do
for that matter last time I squatted was yesterdays evening

I bet I can squat longer than you.

>t. dyel

tai išmokai lietuviškai jau ar ne

>longer
that is just stupid and it doesn't prove that your legs are strong

>it doesn't prove that your legs are strong
Yes it does!

no it doesn't
t. guy with a strong legs

>polish swedish war
ITS LIVONIAN WAR YOU SHIT
Also we had swedes and germs coming here
t.1/6000 swede

>t. dyel

Ok Ivan Jastrzeczszrzski

Baltic pepole (finns polaks russians )i come with peach its time for 10/10 black metal
Dont dispoint me i wana song 10/10

>Czarnobog its time

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNEcnrY-CA

well post your leg if you're so smart

>doesn't go to the gym
>is jacked
choose one mate
I know that you are dyel

Jonas Noreika is my hero

>Svarog
>Stribog
>Triglav
Those were the runestone in The Witcher 3! Wow! Didn't know you played that game!

for you
youtu.be/KuuLAv3vQs8

well my legs aren't big t.bh
but they are strong
because I workout for strength not for size

actually we have german last names because german barons gave us family names.

fuck you and your slavic shit

Livonian war is the conflict that only happened during 1558-1583 and is parts of series of conflicts which are called Polish-Swedish wars your demographics went to shit in in early 1600s.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Swedish_wars

sleeping

Yes yes

>t. dyel

not the user you're replying to

how much do you squat?

>holocaust
oy vey

>Estonia had to face yet another holocaust

hmmm

for the entire duration of going through a pack of sunflower seeds lol

kek

kek
whats so funny? this is some serious question

sorry thought this was an ironic reference to the "how much do you lift bro" saying

i don't do squats, i just jog from time to time and to other leg exercises at the gym, like these knee bends with weights and shit

What is your sunflower seeds eating speed? I usually can eat 20 in a minute

oh fugg

but why you don't squat?
squats are literally the best exercise for legs and one of the best exercises overall

i'm too autistic to exercise next to the big guys and women at the gym

yeah it gets even more fun when the northern war ends. then it's the plague reducing population to 8/9ths and so on and so on...

in the end we can only say one thing. we are really really really hard to exterminate

the heck
I don't understand you just go up to the squat rack (if no one else is there) and do your thing
how hard it can be?

>There are manlets ITT
Fucking disgusting

niggers and mudslims will achieve this within two generations, don't you worry my friend

where? i can't see them. probably because i don't consider anything under 180cm even human lol

your thoughts?

>t. 180cm manlet

>there are virgins ITT

probably doing the virgin walk as we speak

Okaj

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdtKAMENAo

Your torn this is kaseta is 10/01 feel its take you to a jonery to kill nigers and muslims and russian if you hate us lol :) now your turn :) 10/10 plz

i don't ven know how to do them correctly without breaking my spine or something-...

i wish we still used that font instead of the faggotry of modern age

pls contain your buttblast manlet. 195cm here

I'm 310cm tall btw

you're a big guy

HAAHAAAHAHAHA WTF SWEDEN XDDDD

new flag when?

ehh pretty average
wait until you see my dick though

well then you have weak back
also when doing squats you need to keep your whole back straight and tighten your back muscles and also tighten your abdominals

I bet you could only see it through the microscope

Jag är crying det är sverige götland söt svart metall font :( svart metall ist jävalla krieg :) til fjälls til walhall til hel suka blyt mig blöd mig winterriket slawa rodu

Atleast the new generation isnt butthurt about that stuff
If they manage to be here without going insane il convert muslim myself

ačiųųųųųų liza minnelli :DDDD

how can i suck my own dick? serious question btw

you need to be stretchy to bend enough
it's possible with training
or with surgery (remove some of your ribs)

i will try the rib thing thank you

God natt Zzzzzzzz

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

you touch my tralala :DDDD

Lavia can into having an island?

oooh my ding ding dong

Eastern Prussia will rise again

/ded/

I wish misfortune upon thy livestock

Rip ;__;

WTF!?

WHY????

> wake up hungover
> see this
> everything went better than expected

Gonna wear her like a glove tomorrow

idk I'm Lithuanian it's in my nature to be hostile

Well you can't go against nature.

I forgive you.

helo

i make picture to celebrate balt ausnz

I like

thanks

Hi hey hello??

Requesting new thread.

Nice trips in the middle
Nice trips in the middle
Nice trips in the middle

Thankz

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