/brit/

There's already a thread m8

Lads, did you know Pokemon is doing the rounds again? Walked past a bunch of kids trading Pokemon cards the other day. Mental. History repeating itself after only 20 years.

chortled

*pulls reigns on horse*
woah WOAH there...
*native tribesman I have hired the services of gets off of his horse and begins pacing slowly*
*I take out my neckerchief, dabbing my brow and take a swig from my canteen*
*the native crouches down swifly, scooping some dirt in his hands and rubbing in a circular motion with his index finger*
*he takes a sniff, then another*
*the native turns to me and says excitedly "RUNDUH! RUNDUH!"*
*my assistant meekly approaches the side of my horse, tugging on my safari trousers*
"w-what does it mean sir!"
*I turn to him, grinning*
"Runts hennimore! RUNTS!"
*I strike my horse with my open palm, causing it to buck and charge off into the distance with the native as hennimore struggles to get back on his donkey*
w-wait for me sir!

Bloody racist I think

Has any of you ever said/heard the word "desu" irl?

really want to scream at the top of my lungs but don't want the neighbours to think I'm being murdered and phone the police

might take a nighttime drive to a secluded forest and do it there it will be more atmospheric too

my arse

BIG SAM HAS GONE

what a daft twat

>oh boy i sure am enamoured with the design features of the new bio-survival token

Just put my thinking cap on about my town lads

In /brit/ '87, user posted about this, the Yoga, Lenovo's most accomplished Laptop range. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Yoga 710", a machine so new, most people haven't really published a proper review. But they should, because it's not only about the importance of sharing an opinion and analysing the performance of the machine, it's also a chance for giving personal impressions based off days of use.

were in here, against the janny's wishes

might be cumming in a fanny tomorrow evening

>Janny won't delete this

CRUCIAL POLL

strawpoll.me/11315590
strawpoll.me/11315590
strawpoll.me/11315590

VERY British post, good lad

Imagine going on a date and finding out at the last minute she's invited her "best guy friend" who's autistic

Hands down the best Carry On film

fight me

people saying that Hillary won are the type that are lulled in by sweet sounding rhetoric that actually says nothing

the blathered just as much as Trump did but dressed it up in lawyers prattle all the while saying absolutely nothing.

Voters can see this, they are not nearly so stupid and Hillary gave dire, smug performance.

Trump was fighting for his life against ridiculous questions and he hit hard.
he won't back off like Bernie did.

>1000 matches on tinder going back a year
>have only contacted 5% of them

eeewww

2021 is going to be disgusting

I tell ya hwhat

up the khyber is best

font

>plan for the day: post a picture of my arse on /brit/

for the sole purpose of recreation I hope

forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?3911-Shocking-Rival-Gang-Member-Flayed-Tortured-and-Throat-Slit

Do it, it feels good

where is it?

Janny can you please delete this for me

I'm begging you

alright Hank

>tfw when only 84 matches
Do you swipe until you reach the daily limit?

Absolutely howling at this pic how come poorthern direland didn't starve?

>my city is probably less than 50% white now
awful feel, at least I live in a white area

howling

up the khyber is the best one though

>are the type that are lulled in by sweet sounding rhetoric that actually says nothing

literally Trump

good post

unless this is about my bollocks I shan't be clicking this

because we're not stupid ta*gs

don't mock my arse please

you're 'avin a giraffe

Going to go to the doctor tomorrow about a multitude of health problems

Yeah, takes me about five minutes while eating breakfast

NEED a Northern Irish gf lads

it's awful lad

NEED an Irish gf lads

pengting messaged me first on tinder today
messaged her back and she didn't respond haha

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is it normal to make fun of someones wealth in the uk?

Ezra Pound? yeah i rate him

Absolutely VITAL to the well-being of everyone here
strawpoll.me/11310108/
strawpoll.me/11310108/
strawpoll.me/11310108/

how so?

same here I went over there to see family and i have literally never saw girls that beautiful in my life

I hate Canadians desu lads

keep your hate icons out of this thread please

>BuzzFeed
>92% Trump, 3.4 million
Ah yes, no funny business here

the telegraph just RUINED our chances of winning the world cup in 2018

FUMING i am

for what purpose do emojis exist
>people who just add random emojis in the middle of a message
why

injurylawyers4u won't represent me in the Alton Towers 'Smiler' case lads

they said the coroner's report on my ballbag concluded it was self inflicted harm because I had them hanging over the front of the carriage

don't know how I'm going to top up the leccy card this week, I really needed that money

Voted Hilary, unironically want the NWO

do convey emotion

Janny's thread-making is actually problematic.

Notice how he makes every thread edition start with "This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture."?

This is a problem because when people use the Cred Forums archive to find an expired thread, they cannot quickly find the thread edition they were looking for since all the editions look the same.

This problem doesn't occur with unique editions, as you'll remember posting in an edition with a familiar OP image.

With Janny's method, you have to delve into each expired edition manually and try to remember the hour to find the thread you want.

So I suggest a remedy to this: Janny stops making threads.

they ought to be allowed on Cred Forums

black gf 2016 coming along nicely

Need a Jap gf lads

fuck/marry/kill

morrissey, david bowie, alan carr

1. Kill myself
aha

Wow, even Cred Forums is agreeing that Trump really fucked up

that exact order.

going to fuck her rough then kiss her sweetly afterwards
NEED her to fall in love with me

no one remembers what the OP is once you've scrolled past it

'tism

anyone who doesn't kill alan carr should off themselves

really, really poor performance

on par for him though

why on earth would you ever go into the archives

>oh yes this post made me laugh last week, lets go back and have another chuckle

to convey emotion
>fuck you.
and
>fuck you :p
mean completely different things

do you mean wealth or lack of wealth?

Marry morrisey, fuck Bowie, kill Carr.

kill alan
marry bowie
fuck morrissey
hehe

Fuck Alan, kill Moz, marry Bowie

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>live in Yorkshire
>but not the countryside

JUST

INCORRECT

well yeah
the BBC is more biased than Cred Forums

So fucking lost in all my courses

This feels terrible. I have ADD 100%

I WAS LOOKING FOR A KNOB AND I FOUND A KNOB

AND HEAVEN KNOWS IM A GAYBOY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was like the 2015 election debate on the BBC where the presenter and the audience were all lefties

poor nige had no chance

Kill Alan
Marry Moz
Fuck Bowie

no gf 2016 looking good

we're in here you idiots

lack of obviously

doubt the germans will bail out deutsche bank lads

which makes the chance of financial fallout much higher

there's no right answer you spodder

IN MY BUM

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very good post

hmm

oh?

perhaps not but that answer was wrong

Honestly think I have some sort of learning disability

Seems like everybody around me instantly understands things but I'm in a daze

Don't know how I've gotten this far in life

>Using le media bias angle

oh hun...

youtube.com/watch?v=W70PXllDAso

...

archive this

think I should be allowed to have 2 gfs

Reminder that Android blob emojis are patrician.

i know that feeling

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reading the daily stormer lads

archipelago this

absolute madman

your face is wron

(i don't meant that)

nigel farage to be honest is way more charismatic and if you ask me didnt fuck up at all at any point, i dont even like the guy that much

google/android shit is literally no taste: the company

Literally cheated my way to getting past calculus yet I'm in an economics degree where everything is calculus

Might kill myself

white people phones:
second hand iphone

nonwhite "people" phones"
everything else

ralph pls go

I like that cheeky winking one with the raised eyebrow

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getting extremely SICK of the wageslave life lads

Absolutely howling at this picture lads aha

watching the debate lads

it's like a two hour comedy skit

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>android

crease at you povvo runt

>mfw I text someone and it comes up green

Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events

t. skinny jeans wearing fuckboi who just bought an iphone7

Fenella Fielding made my cock go big in that.

nowt wrong with a good 'ji at the end of a message

it's just a tit for tat battle where they just attack each others massive egos

they never covered anything about how they would make america better

seems like a staged reality show

ah yes the iphone

*drops phone as soon as I buy it to get the signature apple cracked screen*

not even going to bother coming up for a caricature for you since you're not worth the thought desu

get out of my sight

I actually think he's going to win. meme times are ahead

tried this south korean soda today lads

might be seeing Death Grips in October.

>Why yes, I do INDEED own an iPhone! T'is the classiest smartphone money can buy, m'lady.

Can someone answer me a simple question -

Why is everyone in the UK named Gary?
Srsly, every 3rd person I met there was named Gary.
Explain this.

>other phones don't break

mm ah yes

they don't break as much

Don't know what you're on about, mate

the only people that argue about phones are literal rasheeds

>Korean pop
Matt Ludford

...

can't eat foreign food desu, or even look at them on tv while eating, makes me sick

what planet you living on you plum?

my name's gary

Honestly think I have OCD or something like it lads

Fuck off yank

what do you eat then? there is very little irish food other than potatoes

Just realizing I'm not cut out for university in my 4th year

You lot watch Gary and Stacey last night?

>realizing
not cut out for /brit/ either are you you fucking yank
*dropkicks you over the horizon*

new

I have hygiene related OCD
I've learned to live with it

lots of things

alri Gazza

>BREAKING: Sam Allardyce resigns as England manager after only one game in charge

Ah yes, the so-called England national football team

It'll be dead soon. Few people under the age of 40 is called Gary

sad cunt

Really want to go to the tube station I always used to get off at to see the gf, light a cigarette and just stand on the track waiting to get pummelled by the thing

I don't want to do it as some sort of message to my ex, it just makes me happy when I think of that specific station, I'd honestly do it if it wouldn't make her feel so sad.

>Jeremy Corbyn: 'We'll win election as socialist party

JUST FUCK MY PARTY UP

>100% win rate as England manager

ar Sam

bout 200 posts early

Anybody watching Gary City at 8?

Have had an absurd amount of sticky mucus stuck in my throat for weeks lads, can feel it slide around whenever I cough

Should stop sucking off so many blokes, mate

Jandau ballet is going to have your guts for garters mate

Mine is definitely more about intrusive thoughts and the order of things. I've dealt with it since I was about 11 but it's just becoming a distraction.

Sounds like you've got the old cystic fibrosis lad

haha what an unpredictable jape

got the same thing
weird that
how 2 people on opposite sides of the planet have the same illness at the same point in time
what are the odds?!!

um okay... I'm spooked O_o

get a bit of that too
all my bathroom/showering related activities are on a strict routine

we're all in here

starting to think this election isn't real and i'm living in a dream

Have gray hair lads

What was your most depressing crimbo lads?

Probably 2013 for me, 23rd December my cousin was sent to prison for 20 years, 24th I attended my uncle's funeral and Christmas Day nobody felt like talking or doing anything

black gf 2016 coming along nicely

Hi lads, which match are we watching?

:3

fuck off

cold out

>23rd December my cousin was sent to prison for 20 years
Gonna need the story behind this lad.

>realizing
FOY

honestly one of the best posts I've read today

well done

I asked a girl out over fb and I'm so nervous to check whether she responded or not

I;m having literal nightmares about checking fb

fuck me this can't be healthy

jannyjannyjanny

hang in there laddy it'll be over soon

>z
Just leaf

cheers lad, very gutted it got slept on but that's just the way she goes x

he nonced a kid

>POOTMUND

Just called my mum a fat fucking slag because she gave me regular garden peas instead of mushy as I requested

He nonced me. Not even kidding.

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The third way desu

*checks facebook*

in the shower lads

sis got drunk real fast when I was 15 or so and started bullying me for the whole evening

Villa first away win since August 2015 tonight la
Just you watch

do you know her in real life

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>fat yank hobbit feet
>bow legged

Doxxable info that but basically was standing there whilst their friend killed somebody

I don't wish to see them again, it was just pretty depressing at the time

never had a bad Crimbo but had an awful NYE last year

best way to ask a girl out is just not give a fuck if she says yes or no

if she says no go for someone else

thats literally what i told myself haha

Did she make you eat her cunt?

youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

video from my wedding
I'm so happy lads

How do you feel about England's Brave Jack Grealish?

You'd have a notification if she had. She has read your message and chosen not to respond.

>anime nonce
howling

NYE is always fucking shite unless you break the bank

HATE it (hate it)

So 20 years for not stopping a murder

clogged the toilet again lads
youtube.com/watch?v=GvVaaZ21C44

what happened lad?

no you sick fuck

Average brummie lad that dindu nuffin

no one invited me out and I had a mental breakdown in my empty house
ironically this has been a good year for me

about to watch this

christ alive

dont be a pussy

imagine them having sex

...

yeah, we're former coworkers. we were never close though, and I was too much of a pussy to ask her out in person when I had the chance.

...

lel

might have a shower

not sure yet

Anglia jest polską kolonią!

do it and take pics x

hi my name's kevin
I'm from queensland
I'm here to help

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worth it for the year I've had tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=WxXIEE-kpq8

listening to some death metal

really stimulates my neurons

>it's a "mums alzhiemers kicks in hard on christmas day" episode
>which is also known as "it's a mum gets in a fould mood but can't remember why and so acts like a cunt the entire day" episode
>which also goes by the title "mum forgets what sarcasm is and starts screaming at the family whilst I ponder the quickest and easiest way to kill myself" episode

Not my favourite episode.

>20 years for being present at the scene of a crime

Hmmm. Nice justice system we have.

why are literally all the women taller than the men

Imagine her stomping on your bollocks
Cor...

JUST

England's Brave Jamie Vardy is chatting shit lads

That's not how you play in Europe

were you talking with her beforehand? weird to just come in and ask her if you didn't talk to her in months

what do you mean

sometimes just sit and wonder why the

cor bliemy L

WHY THE WHAT????/

>'three person baby' born using new method

can i come

why is everyone either a giant or an absolute runt
why are they all grotesquely misshapen

CHECK IT NOW AND TELL US LAD

>tfw smart enough too read this without knowing a word of polish

>POORTO

If you found a wallet would you return it with the money?

I definitely wouldn't. I'd take all the money and either hand it in or bin it.

had a pretty decent year and I think having a shit NYE was part of that because it motivated me to get off my arse and be more proactive

its a new sub-species of humans
Homo-Amazonas

Ideally I want to be raped over and over again forever. I want my mind to be broken from repeated rapings, then I want to wake up in a fresh body and have it start all over again.

same

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bet God's doing a big old shake of the head

Yeah I would desu

Yeah, it was to 'set an example' lol

Bloody hell mate that doesn't sound nice. It was a ridiculous sentence desu, being pissed and having your psycho mate kill someone and getting a higher sentence when you can't do anything other then jump in front of the knife is pretty unfair

I would because I'm not an immoral povvo cunt like you.

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It's Oporto lad

I know it's weird, but I just reached a point where I had to ask her. She's french and literally perfect.

...

pretty sure you'd get bored of constant rape after like a 3 days and it wouldn't bother you much anymore desu

yeah you sound dead wet tbf mate I'd be counting my blessings if no one asked me to do anything for NYE I fucking hate it

I've found two wallets like this, well one was a purse.

First one I returned to the person because it was my neighbour, it had about £60 in with all the cards and he gave me £10.

Second time I found a girls handbag with had her purse in, it was next to a river which got my noggin going. Handed it in to the police station but never heard anything, stalked the person on facebook and she was a munter.

you can "come" for sure hehe x

imagine them being one of your siblings or something and you HAVE to go to their wedding and endure that shit.

...

Fucking hell kev

she's probably going to say no mate
keep believing though

would happily 2 footed slide tackle her no qualms

Hot af

VERY bored lads. Might start working on the ol' video game again.

feel like fate has destined me with the divine purpose of leading man back to the garden

FOPY (fuck off proxy yank)

How's the Bondi Burger?

...

...

the whole thing was shambolic our friend group all made different plans and then there was a surprise death that just made things more complex
could have gone out with the family I guess but nahhh

You have 20 seconds to post something that never happened.

Kev... had a hard life

Done it before. It was only a few minutes walk out of my way.

>they high fived when he said the "i now pronounce you man and wife" bit

Only thing worth getting 2bh

>tfw the runt gimmick has been forced for months and it's only starting to grow on me now

>when the wife says we NEED Jamal to contribute his genetics to our baby so it won't be born racist.

*flexes my temporal lobe*

*uses psyonic waves to turn you into a gelatinous goop*

Grim Up North GUN

so lonely
so alone

might kill myself tomorrow if celtic lose by more than 4 goals

*puts a dingo in your yute whilst you're getting some durries from the servo*
Bruce is gonna do his nut when he sees this
*superglues your pluggers to the floor*

I had webcam sex with a girl. Weird that.

challenge: find someone above a 3/10 in this video

>had

>yute
FUCK
OFF
YANK

debilitating anxiety lads

remember this game

>its a "can't focus nor understand the work I'm supposed to do" episode

Seen this one too many times

goin astral plane anyone want owt?

At least you have your 3" willy to keep you company

I'll be your friend Kev

GOLD

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL

just came to an italian porn lads

I had tv sex with a girl. Weird that.

new

3 archetypes of the jungian matrix ta

Ex gf:
>half Filipino
>midget, thicc but will probably just end up fat
>wonderful arse but no tits
>boring, wannabe kardashian who didn't speak to me nicely at times and really only looked hot after 2 hours of getting ready
>doesn't want anything to do with me anymore but says she still loves whilst chatting to other people

Current girl I'm speaking to:
>white
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>taller, seems funnier and replies within seconds even when I take an hour
>seems like a nice person

Why do I miss the first one so much lads? Why can't I take off the rose tinted glasses? Barely want anything to do with the current girl desu

me

The Christmas spent with the in-laws.

Was like all the stereotypes you hear them moan about on Grumpy Old Men rolled into one: Brother in law getting pissed on stella and shouting at the dog, depressing telly, shitty boardgames, her mum getting narky because nobody helped with the dinner despite her not allowing anyone to help with the dinner.

Not doing that again, Christmas at home with the wife and the dogs from now on