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help pls

stop

Sofiq = mrusno, bedno, cigansko
Ako ne rabotish okolo Sofiq nqmash nikakvo izvinenie da jiveesh tam.

standard baka

kek this bulgarian looks so forced

here you go, muslims are green

Who knows.

I think we would've been far more exploited under the rule of the "civilized"

Look who's been in /bulgar/ again.

He's quoting my statement of Druzhba

Caught the tatars pretending to bash macedonain speak objectively but they actually force it out of butthurt

@65431612
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
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tri planeti

You are obsessed with us. Admit it finally so we can end the theatre and you can get your pasosh.

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paja kto burr i madh

we have ikibey and effendi.
gotta find a nickname of that obsessed kid tb h

Cfare eshte?

>tfw got albanian grammar and vocabulary
soon i will understand you too

Serbshit stop lying to the albo southern serbia was ever serbian before you ethnically cleansed them. you destroyed their houses, monuments, mosques and graves adn left no trace of their existence before you populated kosovo and south serbia with bosnian serbs and poor montenegrin farmers who later became "serbs". South serbia is stolen albanian clay, look how it marks a natural barrier with tatar populations (meaning they are foreign import)

гнycния фиpoмляк?

>trying to trigger me with an internet map and random claims
ok

>mosques
good

osht nje text/voice chat platform

plot prej /balk/ jena kto

paja edhe ti vla

злoтo лaeщo кyчe :-ДДД

Doesn't this map prove you are Bulgarian then?

lets play chess, fuccbois

зaщo дeбили дaвaтe (ю)тa нa нa кyчeaнoнa

>drawing conclusions on the basis of autism maps
I thought only Romanians did that.

im too sleepy right now sry

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chocolate babys

>tfw no gf

>text/voice chat
S'kam mikrofon per kete.
Per biseda s'ka nevoje se mund te diskutojme ketu.

you can listen and type than broder

kena plot shqiptare atje, pse po rrin kto me kta mutat?

>1884: serbia opens her first railroad
>1888: average speed is 45.5kmh
>2007: average speed is 44.7kmh

join you bitch ass shiqppiy or i fuck your ass

Haha

We are probably the same, БДЖ is a disaster.

кeк

>İstanbull Jazz Festival
>My friend asked me to join him and I bought a ticket
>It was postponed
>Now it is next month
>He is abroad so I have to go alone

Can I find me a hipster chick there t b h? How can I find a hipster woman to blow my kaval? I think of having a neckbeard, a fedora and some glasses to look hipster t b h but I lack knowledge.

Help Your Effendi to get laid t b h.

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I'd come but I'm afraid someone blows himself up. Especially now when you are pissing off Kurds & IS

is this original OC?

p cool

If you can I'm serious you are welcomed here by me t b h. We would hang out.

nope a voulgar made it(i know it was you )
10/10 desu

Is any balkan nation white*?

*slavs =/= white

Romania is white af. It is the only promising Balkan country which isn't inhabited by savage tribalistic cucks t b h.

Yeah m8 I know but I'm afraid of terrorists. Wanted to see Istanbul anyway but all the attacks stopped me. Especially as tourist groups are often targeted.

They are therefore infected with extreme self hatred.

i've been to marmaris 2bh
pretty cool place

Don't visit İstanbul with tourist. Hang out like a Turk t b h. I mean as a local. Btw are you Miro or Marriedfag? I sense you are one of these two.

No, neither of those.

I was memeing tho. I like Romania btw but they are self-haters like you mention and they are pretty moody and traumatic people.

I've never seen Marmaris. Went to Kuşadası this summer. It was nice, too. I also had a woman there for the first time since overthrowing of Qaddafi.

Anyway If you wanna visit İstanbul let me know it beforehand and I will be your guide.

fixed it

It's normal, they eat so much shit in the western press. Reputation subzero. Also they went to extremely hard times of Africa tier poverty after communism, literally people had nothing to eat. That fucks you up psychologically

>Tatar doaga vo ohrid

>Go davat ohridjani

Will do, once IS is destroyed. Hopefully by the end of 2017.

safety first! :^)

What's a Tatar and why Maketa call us this way?

Istanbul > all balkan shities

There is a thing I like about my country t b h. Whatever differences we have here when it comes to foreign press shitting on us people all get together against it. It is so weird but also so good t b h.

good oc

dyslexic Tatra

What are you reading, you lazy pieces of shit?

Thank you. Kavala is also pretty good. Btw the worst Balkan city I ever seen - by pics I mean - is Plovdiv. Literally looks like India-tier. Sofia is objectively superior t b h.

nothing in bulgarian, why would you subject your self to mercy of bulgarian translators?

The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu.

Your post.

>tfw a Tatar actually made that OC
>tfw Stavradolodopulusberg took all the (You)s again

Old translations are pretty good. New ones are mostly shit.

Anna Karenina because Poetygirl adviced me to do it. It is very ironic it is literally about cuckoldry after all those memes about her cucking me.

I still can't get Tolstoy's motive tho. I can understand his need to sympathize with a cheating woman because of my liberty and humanism but they way he described males in the novel is disgusting.

Karenin is a soulless cuck. Levin is a naive idiot cuck. Vronski is a normie dumb cuck. Oblonski is a decadent cuck.

Was Tolstoy a cuckshit sjw?

we arr nto baklan

Plovdiv is very good, the old town. But it has a huge gypsy neighborhood. From what I've seen so far, Skopje is the worst larger city. Looks without any harmony.

Euphoric

>nobody watching champions league

You aren't real balkanlars

new and improved

>memes

Day 432
He still thinks it's memes.

I posted it to lure one of Miro or Marriedfag t b h. Plovdiv's old town looks nice but I still find Sofia better in photos. It looks like my type of town.

You are cute t b h. Btw I think today I played CS:GO with Copperfendi.

There was a guy with Donald Trump photo who plays average af and after losing every round he insulted us. He kept calling me a Russian in every round insulting Russia and I got angry and checked his profile. He was a Romanian with a teenager voice.

I called him a cigany gypsy and told team members to check their pockets. He got super butthurt and started calling me a racist person in nearly every round. I thought it was him t b h.

Thats objectively wrong, dumb Roach

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you've obviously haven't read the same book in the two languages
so much stuff gets lost it isn't even funny, I wish I knew Italian

Yes this is better

>meme books

How are you Miro? I hope all is well bro.

It would be fitting if Israel were in the Balkans. That would complete the clusterfuck

Utre she gledame

then what arent you fucked off from /balk/ already?

Mexico would fit it better tho. Israel is too smart and manipulative to be Balkan.

fyrom is literally the shitskiniest balk nation after greece tho, make them brown

It's pretty good actually, I started it with some reservations.

The point of it was that if you chase "immoral" pleasure you end up like she did.

Which part of Ludogorets are you from lad?

buttblasted bulgars
add hammer to us too

>I posted it to lure one of Miro or Marriedfag t b h.
i'm from Sofia, dumbass

Kaspichan

mexico is too violent

Wtf? Are you Sofian? That butthurt Makekid who used to spam FUCK OFF XPOSED always talked of you being from Plovdiv.

Btw why are you salty against me lately mate? You are literally my favorite poster you old cuckshit.

>it is year 2016
>We are still rumun, despite most of us wanting to be anschulled by Greater Serbia
>we still did not give back Banat to its rightfully owners, serbs.

@65434639

sup obsessed

Isreal still doesn't fit tho.

They fought four countries at once and prospered while you fought a single county as 1vs4 and fucked it up. Italy may be appropriate.

fuck off cucklord
romance heritage beats slavshit 10 to 1

>That butthurt Makekid who used to spam FUCK OFF XPOSED always talked of you being from Plovdiv.
i think i said many times that he's retarded, it's your fault you listened to him instead to me.

>Btw why are you salty against me lately mate?
never was salty at you, desu
might throw some spicy banter once or twice at you, tho

why are you newfags always so dumb

Kek do you love Sofia tho? Looks nice enough to enjoy and not chaotic like most capitals.

added albania

Me on the right

>romance heritage beats slavshit 10 to 1
nice taqyya

It was Ms. Bovary. Anna Karenina is full of sympathy and it is not preaching.

Even Oscar Wilde praised it for being full of humanity unlike Flaubert's cruel judgemental Ms.Bovary.

Btw an hour ago I was calling you an Alboshit and now we are talking about literature. Are you girl? We have a hell of tension.

edit that gay strupf pic like this one

>Bulgarians come to Macedonia
>See the 1st world for the first time
>Bulgarians cry on their way back

oй въй

Cant say i love it, i'm not a party animal so "le club life" perk means nothing for me.
I coop with it.

Pocnuvas da mi licis na ikibej neznam zasto

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Going to Antalya. What should I expect?

>Serves
>Gayreeks
>Tatars
>Monkeydonians
>Analbanians
What's the other one, on the bottom left? ROMAnians?

why cry for the albos forced to live with you

>"le club life"

I also dislike it. I need a town where I can talk safe night walks on myself, an active shopping life because I like going and buying stuff instead of online shit and buildings should be away from each other. I diss Plovdiv because of it. It's streets are literally maze-tier with building so close to each other.

>2016
>tfw not magyarized by based Isztvan

Slovenian are pure germanics desu

sounds like you would love North American cities

yes

Not enough copper.

>S*fia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

plot twist: it's him, deported to the first country that registered him as a refugee

>furry in Kosovo
That aint an easy life

But plenty of brown people, I know. Is it safe?

Both beat around the same thing in different ways.
I am.

this Your other option is some god forgotten selo with a dank mall. Google maps for Narnia.

Lol

They are full of suburbs tho. I want a town where I can live a quiet life in a place maximum 30 minutes away. Any town in your mind?

Now serious answer after posting my daily LAMOOO.

It would be dead in this time of year and I don't think it will have many foreigners. Maybe Russian because Mevdeved let charter flights operate again.

Also it will be the cheap. You are a bit late imo. Btw weather in Turkey nowadays is colder than usual so it may also be disadvantage. You are late mate.

i think Dyarbakir is more suitable for you
its literaly the copper city

>mfw Klime is a furfag

That's not Ohrid retard

get cucked serblovers

тoй e кyчeaнoн oфициaлнo

don't ruin my dank post, faggot

what's your fetish balk?

this

>Net.hr
>.hr
dobar sos Juro

based Magyars

your mom's boipucci

seems like an legit ad

meme answer - greeks
honest answer - rough sex

sister/mom/stepmom blackmailed by brother

>it gets bigger everytime
HOW
O
W

cuckposting is spreading, soon the entire world will be shitposting

>You are late mate
Only time I got really free form work. Any way I payed 1200E for 7 days All Inclusive with my 2 mates. Weather said its 31C so its perfect for me (2 white for over 35).

That's the beauty of it!

rape.Esp. if the female raped is a muslim.

>Any town in your mind?
Maybe a town like Des Moines, Iowa?

I'm not entirely sure, you would have to look at Google maps and Wiki to see if the size and population please you, but I've heard it's a comfy place (when it isn't flooded).

Otherwise, if you don't mind big cities, then there are cities like Boston. Sure, there are tons of suburbs which stretch around it forever, but you're not forced to live in those, you can live in the actual city and I don't think it's too expensive. Again though, you'd have to do more investigating to figure out if it actually suits you.

w-what the fuck m-m8

Raven haired women

not really

someone should add a roman helmet on romania

bulgarian/serbian chalga singer

rape
traps
incest
best if it's all at the same time

Feet
Male or female doesn't matter, as long as they are feminine

Aurora Bulgarealis

>Croat

Cuck.

Meeting a cute and naive girl at a cafe. She will ask for my phone number. In a week she will hit on me and we will meet. After a month she will invite me for dinner and she will turn out to be a sexy bitch looking for lust. I will have a sexual connection with her but will regret it the next day and I will slap her like Jack Nicholson slaps Jane Fonda in Chinatown and I will leave alone by smoking my cigarette and talking about duality of humankind and the evils surrounding it. This t b h but never happens sadly.

youtube.com/watch?v=nnAMtqbrXzs

>tfw no serbian milf gf

Also, in Eastern Canada there are plenty of small towns which are fairly compact and are quite comfy. The problem is that they have absolutely no economy whatsoever. They're pretty much moribund cities.

so basically, your brother forcefully devastating your boipucci?

t. feetslave85

youtube.com/watch?v=oTRUFIa6R0A
youtube.com/watch?v=lkTpGsiSD-o

Did you know that on average French Canadians have bigger iqs and dick sizes than the rest of Canada?

πιρούνι

based

ε???......?.?.???.

Ρ υ γρεεk?

I am greek

Does somebody know a single reason why srpska should not be serbian?

because its a genocidal entity

>tfw listening to omar faruk tekbilek whole night

to hold the bosniaks under control

Bulgars who does he probably vote for?

хeи, мaлкaтa!

servers dont deserve good things to happen to them

Rezhesh, rezhesh kuklite...
Rezhesh, rezhesh bulkite...

the people living there are killers?

The one who pays him

It is inside Bosnia.

>bulkite
what an gay name for wood

They need to wait untill EU is out, followed by NATO.After they take all of it.It's just a matter of time.

>3 mates

Then it is perfect t b h. You will have a comfy holiday. Hope everything goes well for you.

Another war

Kosovo is Serbia

That map screams ethnic conflict

It means bride

>not supporting croats so they can get bačka and syrmia while you take banat
>being this dumb

but it's full of albanians

But we already have Banat

Bulgars are huge gays. They love Azis because he lives inside them. They have batka culture which literally is about hanging out with 5 guys and pumping your body to hide your insecurities. They keep electing a gorilla president because they secretly desire men like him.

Every game word like rimjob, boipussy, trap I learnt them on /balk/. It was all Bulgars talking about them. Honestly never seen any Romanian or Fyromian posting a gay post here.

Even Greeks whose history is full of gay stuff don't talk about gay things here. Bulgars are gay.

>wood
wat

wew
nice taqqya

no, you have only a part of it

Rate my pussy balk

wasted trips

Timoc is already full serbian.Nothing can be done about it.Besides we dont attack orthodox people.

You see Serb. This is what I'm talking about. Every gay stuff here comes from Bulgars.

high quality

>that pic
Liek m i on NEIN xDDDDDD :DD lolz Gag :DDD xDdXf

Am I the only one with weird armpit sweat smell?
I feel so unique and the smell is both disgusting and enlightening.

Timoc isn't in Banat you coconut

Fml

youtube.com/watch?v=7quu551ehc0

>Even Greeks whose history is full of gay stuff don't talk about gay things here. Bulgars are gay.
you too are gay af t b h

>Bulgarian nightlife

>strong Bulgarian legs
>always awake Bulgarian eyes
>thick Bulgarian tail
>resting but ready to fight immediately for the fatherland

10/10

>thats why everyone shits on you, roach

right guy looks like he has a bit of gyppo blood
left guy looks like stereotypical bosnian hillnigger

It was a ritual tho. Named gay shaming. When gays were caught people used to play drums in front of their house to tell people there are gays here and they were shamed and killed unlike Gayreeks who promoted gays and gay culture.

Learn your meme arrows faget

thats a gypsy, roach

Learn greentexting cuck. Bulgaria is the gayest /balk/ country.

It is not me bragging about how Bulgar is the top guy in a porn with a Greek man.

Serbs can keep Banat, in fact we romanians want to give it all to them, as long as they spare our poor souls

it's OC, so you can suck on it

never fucking respond to me again you filthy roach

Actually gays were hated in ancient Greece.

stop it, lariss is disappointed with you

Were they now?

Gays are hated everywhere mate.

>literally the only people here who tolerate your shitty cuck blogs all the time
>tries to shittily banter them

ungrateful roach tb h

who's lariss

Facebook Polina Miryanova, yellow dress

I want to decorate her face with cum so bad, this innocence in her face

it's not oc
provide proofs

Didn't you attack Bulgaria

Not in my house, sladur

not in croatia

Bulgarians were all turks back then...

>it's not oc
i literally draw it a year ago or something, faggot

>not knowing your hotties

youtube.com/watch?v=PrYG1Ci0vNU
youtube.com/watch?v=5ncfU-Q-WTA
youtube.com/watch?v=xLk9j4bfsis

why fonts matter.

lichess.org/8q1sC54U
a game or two before my meds kick in

she's not any of us, she's a fucking gypsy subhuman

Daite mi BG porno aktrisa. Ima li izobshto takava?

are you memeing ?

Yeah. The name that was used for them translates to damned ones or something. You can also see how they write about them

so what? it's oc when it's original, I've seen it

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нe

In 1913?

>not making love to them exotic gals
youtube.com/watch?v=ysfCNuDZTSk

yes.They still are today.

yor mum

>Hungary 51

Wtf?

Bullshit, pederasty was a normal part of life in Ancient Sparta, for example.

just like you are all indians nowadays :-DDD

Nice sloot

>t. cumano-gypsy hybrid

>croatia loves faggots more than fucking sweden

learn what OC means, lad

Btw we should form a Eurasian coalition with Azeris, Armenians, Russians, Hohols and Belarussians t b h.

wtf i love greece now
youtube.com/watch?v=hEL6H4aIeaE

srsly your music is based

Post some girls you know you'd like to fuck. No celebs please

lol

on the left

archaeologists have some qts

source for this

WYYF IS YTHERE A. EARTHQUAKE

where?are the gypos from the north trying to kills us again ?

nope

This is my ideal girl t b h but I wouldn't fuck her. I would pay her to stand on my smoking room so I can watch this perfection whenever I'm in the mood.

why is that autistic roach posting here again?

Who the fuck are you tho Davor Cocksuker?

prolly erdogan banned /r9k/ or something

She's good yes, show some more

Pretty sure this one is wearing these classic 'I go often to the mountain but I wear them in the city as well to underline I'm an eco person' shoes

She would let me cum in her ass before I send her back to you

Am cautat viitoarele colege din grupa mea la facultate pe facebook si am tras o laba.

Effendi with you conservative understanding of sex you have to ask yourself whether you can even please the demands of nowadays women.

why the fuck should he know how to satisfy here, he just needs to stay in the room and watch his kurdish bull destroy her

I don't have other pictures of her. Another my type of girl for you.

Turkish women think Makedonia is a mountain in Greece tho. You have zero chance.

There must be women like me out there.

This is what a cuck would do. I'm not a cuck. I'm a loner hopeless romantic. To be a cuck tho shall be cuckolded by thy darling. I have no darling since the execution of Saddam.

that's pretty much 75% archaeologists

There sure are. But not the ones you'd like imo

ia baga poze cu ele

>I'm not a cuck

stopped reading here, cuck

My mom is already scouting women for me in case I may have to fix me an arranged marriage. I just wanna find her myself to make my cuck father proud because once he told me I would die alone.

>My mom is already scouting women for me in case I may have to fix me an arranged marriage.
>tfw no arranged marriages here

You would have had ready pussy for you right now If you didn't chimpout against Baba Osman t b h.

did she scout for kurdish bulls too or do you have someone in mind already?

Facebook Gergana Mavrodieva, brown hair

I want to marry

>implying i would be against the ottomans if i were born before 1804
yanlisiniz var, effendi-bey

zashto haresvash grozni jeni be?

The only bulls I have in my life is Chicago Bulls. I'm not a cuck. You started this shitty meme. It was the girl I loved who was cucked by her ex-Kurdish bf and you altered it as if I was his bf and she left me for a Kurd.

No it all happened before me. When I met her she was already a cucktress. Because of your meme magic I hooked up with a 10/10 woman in holiday and what a surprise! She was married. With a guy with some criminal activity. I could have died because of you. I never wanted to cuck anyone in my life.

And karma attacked back. After cucking a guy my family was nearly destroyed. Thankfully things are normal now and please don't resurrect the cuck shit. I'm happy this way.

>arranged marriage
how the fuck is that still a thing
lucky you lmao

>grozni

Tazi ako za teb e grozna ne znam

Then why don't you form a pro-Turkish political party in Serbia? You would get support from Ankara and with a rival like that smug faced cuck Vucic you will have some chance.

>I'm not a cuck.

stopped reading again

I do something far better, I spread good things about the Ottoman Sultanate to change historical consciousness so the people readily accept new Ottoman state.

Cutremur?

Nice t b h. I appoint you as my Grand Vezir in Belgrade Sultanate t b h. You can raid villages and snatch brides as you wish my friend.

And for Poetrygirl there wasn't a single activity of cuckoldry. I loved her. Spent too much time trying to friend her instead of acting like a real man and got friendzoned af and you called me a cuck again for lulz. My only mistake in this situation was the pic related which was a bad game of luck.

un haiduc,prost?

da

hoşşş

Someone will screencap your posts

>yfw the romanians had a ruler whose name was literally "praznaglava" (empty head)

i already did

>name
*nickname

ce faci pizda bueu prostak

siktir git orospu

ba

Good night cucks. I will watch some Seinfeld for lulz and sleep. I'm lamoing at your lifes ofc Romanians who are first world and a potential superpower by 2030.

>tfw next balkanic empire will be romanian

Let them. Greeks are the only ones who use any of my OCs. I've never seen a Bulgarian using them.

>praznaglava
Maan keep forgetting how close is Serbian to Bulgarian.

praznaglava was romanian tho

why is there a roach posting here?

Sterge asta

>praznaglava was romanian tho
He probably got memed and thought it meant something good :^)

>why is there a roach posting here?
I have no idea. I try to drive the roaches away every time they start posting here but now i'm here for a few minutes only so no time to police the thread.

nu mă face să spun despre ciobanul mircea

prolly means something like crazy

Mircea Ciobanul was great, you shut your whore mouth

great taxpayer that's for sure :↑)

mirca the sheepherd
so lordly xDDdd

Not my fault you were too poor to buy your freedums.

He was called shepherd because he sold a lot of sheep before being crowned. He also killed a shitton of nobles, which is always good. The nobles who fled to Transylvania came back with sz*kely mercenaries and hoped they'd start a civil rebellion/revolt, but the population sided with him and hanged every single one of them.

Thiqq women with big buttes, thicc thighs and optionally with big boobers, handholding and kissing with lips touching.

>implying any one lives in kosovo
its diaspora ofc

Ciobanul/Ciobanu is one of the most common romanian names.

is that pronounced цiobanul or чiobanul

thats cuz ur all sheep fuckers

чoбaн paп хд
I think c is always a k in Romanian

Better than a dog spinner.

кoбaнyл??

fucking dumb shits i swear

translate.google.bg/?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob#auto/en/cioban

C is pronounced like K normally unless put next to i or e in which case it becomes ch like in church.

tenk u now i know

чoбaн
чoбaнyл?

i thought its pronounced k if its pronounced k itd be кoбaнyл

romanian "c" is like a combination of slavic Ć,Č,K, all depending on the following vocal or if "h" follows.

romanian cioban is pronounced ćoban

slavic k in romanian is ch

Yo did you guys who write in russian characters learn both latin alphabet and cyrillic at the same time?


its č u prostak

>RUSSIAN CHARACTERS

No, the normal accent sounds with ć, but people also say it like this čeoban or čoban, depending on the accent.

Please answer i'm curious.

yes, latin is in ads, maybe billboards and western cartoons and shit

we learn it in first grade if i remember
first cyr then latin

I started studying a Western language in the third or fourth year of school, I think? Exclusively Cyrillic before that.

Yeah but i mean in schools did they teach latin alphabet along with cyrillic?

dont remember 2bh i dont think so but even then u have to be retarded to not learn cyrillic > latin its something u can learn by looking into a chart for 20 mins

in English class, which I think started in second grade.

Cool thanks.