/brit/

going to bed in a minute but I'll leave you lads with this audiovisual gem
youtube.com/watch?v=wjYAsVfJE8c

what's your favourite Duran Duran tune lads?

Ex gf:
>half Filipino
>midget, thicc but will probably just end up fat
>wonderful arse but no tits
>boring, wannabe kardashian who didn't speak to me nicely at times and really only looked hot after 2 hours of getting ready
>doesn't want anything to do with me anymore but says she still loves whilst chatting to other people

Current girl I'm speaking to:
>white
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>taller, seems funnier and replies within seconds even when I take an hour
>seems like a nice person

Why do I miss the first one so much lads? Barely want anything to do with the current girl desu

Chicken Oriental please, lad

how do i get a gf lads

Janna

Why does the bottom of my eyelid twitch lads

Heard it has something to do with being tired?

Used to play it and think, "there's no way life can be that horrible, it's blatantly exaggerated".

Now I can without a doubt say that life is indeed that horrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

the so-called gf literally hasn't texted me all day

sometimes i feel like throwing my hands up in the air 2bh

Show her your 3" willy and helicopter it

>get home from work
>spend what little time you have knackered and moping around

Ahh yes

so cold

Business idea: Cornish independence

sorry mate I'll give her back in a bit aha ;)

Fuck off normies

proto-gf said she was going to come around after work and cheer me up

Got inspired to make an omelette because of earlier posts but i fucked it boys

Rio

in the D

absolute disgrace lad

I was in the same situation lad. I fucked up and got back with my ex. biggest mistake I ever made. don't fuck it up.

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How the fuck do we s'posed to keep peace

did you try to flip it like a pancake?

absolute spoon

think im literally unemployable

Jaysus laddo

It's stress

>bondi-beach rescue
FOY

How do you fuck up an omelette you spacker?

on the bus

What are the odds Big Sam rescues Sunderland's season now?

starting to think that boy in da corner is the best british album of all time

>Pokemon wedding vows

Fucking kill me

you're being dead nasty to me tonight bruce

>tfw my post inspired this mess

looks like perfect runt slop to me

>Asuka.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474955120429.webm

>REAL POODRID

miss me yet?

My life.

Feels bad.

Was she an actual midget or just short?

youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY

>went to uni instead of picking up a trade
>my good friend is already planning on buying a home for him and his wife at the young age of 21
>I'm going to be nearly 60k in debt

is norwich a good city?

youtube.com/watch?v=zKA0GUJ3E2g

super highways
coast to coast
easy to get
anywhere

Ipswich is better

starting to think women are literally incapable of thinking about anything other than themselves

ah I see the runts are putting on their own little show
*takes notes*
truly fascinating

Milton Keynes is better

Enjoyed this very much.

why is bath so expensive ree

if you like inbreeding

business idea: buy PPI and then say you weren't aware of it

Brits are disgusting animals, and they, frankly speaking, deserve everything that's going on in their homeland.

No fuck off you cunt

anything north of plymouth is 'the north'

FACT

Trying not to mate, just hurts seeing her tart herself up and post pictures and seeing people fawn all over her but that's probably why she's doing it desu. Like, I start thinking 'bloody hell I'll never meet anyone that good looking again' despite the fact she never really looked that attractive outside of her rehearsed photos. I'm just being immature and falling in love with the idea of her as opposed to the reality of her.

I'm picking up good vibrations

Because it's better than York in every way

>is norwich a good city?

everything about this video is amazing

its like the EPL webm but 5 minutes long and with sound

>deserve everything that's going on in their homeland

what bad things are happening again?

just have a shower lad

>deserve everything that's going on in their homeland
what would that be exactly

child

MILTON KEYNES MENTIONED

Meet me at the Buddhist Temple in Willen Lake and we'll have a bum.

twitter.com/JoshMalina/status/780590171708207104?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

i wish i lived there

track3.mixtape.moe/hnorlv.webm

absolute CHOOOON lads

Isn't that all of England though?

GO
HOME
SLIMEY
LIMEY

5'2 ish so pretty much a legal midget

is durham a good city? i see that it's pretty far north and probably fits into the "poortherner" category

Me and the lads

>plymouth

...

and this world feels so distant

My mum is 4'10"

it's so dense
there's so much to unpack
the venue choice looks exactly like I'd imagine a runt pen to look like

>what's wrong with Norwich?

>it's a "triggered bath wog feels insecure about york" episode
seem to be replaying this one a lot desu

your genocide

>Studies showed that people who regularly watched the popular Japanese anime series K-On had a 46.4% higher chance of being a nonce

what is he doing

pepin would slap you

where is this questionnaire? i'd like to participate

It is possible this person will be killed by a Russian bomb within the next few years
Bit crazy

I found you

do one jf

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white genocidal suicide

youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

bath is whiter than york

rasheeds

Post halftime slags lads

why did they pick a literal fucking child to perform an awful rendition of all of me

Everything doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things

Trumpshills FUCK off

I am so pissed off at Trump I am literally seething with anger now after his piss poor debate performance. Did this fucking imbecile think that this one of his rallies? He totally just winged it; let Trump be Trump is akin to saying let retards be retards. Nearly 81 MILLION people saw Trump's NAKED RETARDATION laid bare on the world stage and this fucking phony pompous fuck has the audacity to not prepare for the biggest debate in American presidential history and declare himself winner? Enough is enough. If you are still a Trump supporter after his horrible debate performance you don't deserve the right to vote. Putting aside Hillary's issues, she is at least capable, experienced, and prepared for the job. Trump's 4th grade level antics will not cut it.

Everybody in that debate hall burst into laughter after Trump said his biggest strength was his temperament. Face it. Your candidate has become a caricature of his own doing. The sad part is he will not learn and admit defeat. Instead he believes in the fake manipulated polls saying he won thanks to you trumpfags. You are the real shills. You are setting yourselves up for a colossal ass whooping come November 8th by being yes men. Fuck you /brit/ you built up this retarded manbaby clown.

nypost.com/2016/09/27/trumps-debate-incompetence-a-slap-in-the-face-to-his-supporters/

scribd.com/document/325456792/National-Poll-September-26-2016-Post-Debate-Poll

already finished I'm afraid

>tfw used to watch mlp

Kill me now

ill do a woman m8 something you're likely incapable of

I wish there was a webm of it.

the only way to counter white genocide is to make white babies
yet the ones ranting about white genocide are pathetic virgins
bit weird

>white genocidal suicide

what did he mean by this

My ex was 5'2"
Polish though

Only girl I've ever been with

I am queen of vagina
Queen of vagagaina
Vagina
Penis penis penis penis
Promiscuous

british contract law is the best in the world lads

they're both 94% white

lol he's doing better than ever now

Hillary looked like a smug plastic snake reading pre-packaged soundbites off of a teleprompter.

Trump dominated the debate to the point they only ever talked about him.

is it one of the ones that pol brigaded

>not watching anime

*cages the runts*

much better now

What's her name, lads?

proofs???

Might have to start battering you lot 'til you learn your place

Right, who's first?

Come and have sex
Have sex with my vagina

actually got a gf m8 hence the post about women only thinking about themselves innit x

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

got no real will to live atm lads haha just being dramatic ignore me

anthony

i'm feeling sexual

found a really greasy 5p in my pocket

what's that all about?

This guy

E20 was a bit sad

This is the first /brit/ thread that I am browsing from my new laptop lads

You should all feel honoured

>white genocide

Shan't be reading a word of this

living like a god amongst men

it's looking like people have already made up their minds for this election, and hillary has lost

im built like an egyptian snake charmer m8

come ahead

Catherine

bath is 97, york is 92

most international contracts are based on english contract law

Choon

youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

Ellie

good little monty python song lad give it a chance

youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

prefer not to say

Tired of Canadians supporting trump

Literal cucks wanting to vote in a man who will wreck our economy with negation of free trade agreements because DUDE EBIN ALT-RIGHT PEPE KEK

this
Hillary acted exactly like she has been this entire election and its exactly because of that attitude why she is losing.

no one wants some political phony, Trump was genuine.

If we raise the minimum wage to £100 an hour we would have no more poverty.

i don't really care about your postcode

The only reason cities and towns are over 80-90% white in this day and age is because they're boring cesspools
Fact.

>Bath
>94.6% white
>York
>94.3% white
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_districts_and_their_ethnic_composition

living like a man amongst gods

>Hillary is bad

Agreed
*strokes chin*

>cuckada

youtube.com/watch?v=C5sosSHLt_c

Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith/Sa Majesté Elizabeth Deux, par la grâce de Dieu Reine du Royaume-Uni, du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth, Défenseur de la Foi

Fuck off shitposter

youtube.com/watch?v=drfqjiigGIs

me and the lads

Anna

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this image would be banned under hillary's rule

lads i think funk is some of the most enjoyable music ever made

why don't clubs play it?

> sub 98% white
whelps

>Martin Scorsese's film that took 2 decades to make will be released this year
actually quite interesting, that

>starring Liam Neeson, Andrew Garfield, and Adam Driver
never mind

CU󠀀C󠀀K
U
C
K

COME ON SEATTLE

FIGHT

AND WIN

I ordered my second MAGA hat last night after the debate finish

I already have the white with gold lettering but I got the iconic red with white lettering this time
It will definitely stand out more
You can't even really tell the white with gold lettering is a MAGA hat until your up close

And it won't get dirty nearly as fast
A big reason why I haven't worn my white one so much is because I don't want it to get dirty so I've worn it only during special occasions

is a threesome (with another girl) a good idea to do when you're seven months into a relationship?

or do you have to be going out for longer before you try to enact spicy fantasies like that?

bet you would have no problem if some limp wristed losers were spouting on about Hillary though

look at this giant jaffa biscuit

My neurons... They're firing at an increased rate...

???

why is shaving such a fucking chore

i want her
youtube.com/watch?v=RZYJj3Ddg1A

wow this really got my noggin clonkin

America's Brave Jordan Morris is the future of Yankee footy lad

True enough and you don't even have to raise the price of goods to cover it all you have to do is make the rich pay their fair share

hummmm mate i think its breakbeat but ok x

bought some knockoff german jaffa cobs today

the sooner the better

the longer you go into a relationship the more trust there will be

my dinner

Republicans are scum

Don't even try it

Moyez isn't a girl

@65433607
Almost

wrong

>mfw Cred Forums's new owner lets non-countries get their own flag on Cred Forums now

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Will be hosting an AMA in this thread for the next ten minutes.
Fire away.

>I ordered my second MAGA hat last night after the debate finish

>I already have the white with gold lettering but I got the iconic red with white lettering this time
>It will definitely stand out more
>You can't even really tell the white with gold lettering is a MAGA hat until your up close

>And it won't get dirty nearly as fast
>A big reason why I haven't worn my white one so much is because I don't want it to get dirty so I've worn it only during special occasions

>aldi Nord
>aldi Sud

Why are they different literally only just found out about this

i bet this is somewhere in canada but i have no way to prove it so this comment is pointless

Is he here?

>2016
>Being a monarchist

those seem to be conflicting statements haha

buy a beard trimmer lad
easy as fuck, no razor burn and you have stubble all the time

I wanna live in USA or UK. What do?

that looks disgusting. I like ramen and doriots but not together

The guy wearing the MAGA hat is exactly what I imagine Cred Forums posters look like

Why would you want Trump to win? How stupid and ignorant can you be to want some opportunist billionaire to become president of our largest trading partner and fuck us over?

Jesus Christ these trumpbots are irritate me

It's called Nu Disco now famafam

youtu.be/gJ5YaApfSdQ

do girls have hairy arseholes irl

Haven't shaved in years la'

Just take the clippers no guard and trim the stubble back down whenever it's starting to get a little thick

Saves a lot of money on razor blades and I don't have to deal with razor burn or itching or ingrown hairs

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

how so?

The entry fee is one Ukrainian qt, payable to me

>2016
>Being a republican

Move to America, the UK is shit

if you aren't black we don't want you

yes

>tfw helping someone from the ex-USSR emigrate here

>USA
>UK
It's called Canada, lots of Ukranians already figured this out

i don't understand why hillary wants to go to war with russia so badly

i thought we were warming up to russia. i really like them personally.

that's in mexico xx

That lad looks like Jon Hamm

neither, stay put

Would a boy do?

my gf has a few tufts of hair on her crack

gets properly smelly when we're sweaty haha

Yes :(

Good lad

>i don't understand why hillary wants to go to war with russia so badly

>i thought we were warming up to russia. i really like them personally.

had a threesome before and it was never the same after

wouldn't recommend if you actually like the current gf

65433816
>Canada

It's Mexico, my friend.
Americans just appropriate Mexican culture (e.g. sombreros, tacos, taquitos) but none of the beheadings.

yes but they can shave them I think

or they will if you ask

Any tory scum here? I wanna kick your ass

>Aldi chocolate digestives with tea

yes but not that much

It sounds like I'm missing out on an ebin maymay here desu la

If there's more trust the longer you date, why is it sooner the better?

I keep suspecting this would happen

>ass
fuck off yank

Gotta get dat money boi

youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM

>ass

foy

umm hillary doesn't

What's Aldi like? They're building one in my town

Really, really bored lads. Need something to do. Any suggestions?

Are you Latino, preferably of almost exclusively Amerindian descent?
Or Muslim?
Or black?

If not you'll have to go elsewhere sorry
Try Canada I think they accept white people

nearly got my dick sucked by the cleaner at work today but she didn't go through with it because my bellend smelt of fish

why didn't i have a shower this morning

Post pictures of your bum

i will gay marry you and get you in on the condition that we divorce after and i get to marry your sister

i'm genuinely afraid of nuclear war now

looking at videos of my city from the 70s/80s

time travel would be really fun

>tea
>at 20:50

come over to my house and kill me

/s/ is honestly the best board for black gf fetish

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laughed at this 'dora post

good stuff

>inb4 i get 'dorad

Police have killed more Americans than ISIS

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british aldi is pretty good

It's alright, handy when there's a life close by because they do cheap offers for separate things so you can whack out a shop for cheap if you mix and match

hmmmmmmmmm
not sure i thought my post through

*retracts my statement*

Excuse me lads. Gonna need you to stop posting those hate symbols in this thread.

>wrong
just posted evidence to support my claim m8

don't think saying "wrong" counts as evidence to support yours x

Why does English have such handicapped syntax, and the whole language's so primitive and constrained?

By that logic, black people have killed more Americans than ISIS and the police combined

>not having at least 2 cups of tea before bed
hallmark runt behaviour

duolingo

>getting btfo by a senile old lady

Any normie scum here? I wanna kick your ass

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>Why would you want Trump to win?
because things have been dire for a long time and another political insider will not lead to any sort of change.

Hillary is a warmonger interventionist and will continue the "sensible" policies that have lead America into the doghouse.

Trump is an isolationist and a protectionist, two things America needs right now, it has to pull back and cut its addiction to international intervention.

if NATO allies get hurt as a result its entirely their own fault for being too reliant on America for too long.

America needs desperately to focus on re-arranging its domestic situation, if that comes at the cost of pulling back internationally then so be it, it will be ion a strong position in the long run.

even if Trump is not experiences, his cabinet and VP are, making a very balanced house as opposed to yet another corporate stooge in Hillary.

people who say they support Hillary because she's "sensible" are the biggest useful idiots around, just parroting soundbites from "good" mainstream sources.

left emoji is best emoji

>blacks
>americans

ahh yes

the polish cleaner? we have one of them. she's cute in that large jaw/blonde blue eye'd way that polish girls often are but she smokes so It's a bit shameful

lidl*

I've already done my duolingo for the day desu.

Got a bit of the old jungle fever going on right now lads

paul kalkbrenner fucking sucks

>laughed at this 'dora post

>good stuff

>>inb4 i get 'dorad

good

Good and really cheap.

*Puts on blue rosette*

*Watches you slink off with your tail between your legs*

I live in Bath and that doesn't take into account all the fucking Asian tourists.

read a book you philistine

snort ket

which language lad

youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

the choon of all chooooons

Fuck off

any qt girls here?

I wanna lick your arse

awful attempt

she pretty openly was antagonizing Russia the entire debate.

she wants the slack jawed """middle class""" baby boomer vote and you can tell.

hmm yes

where do you work

Unfortunately I don't have one, but I agree to marrying you.

can't stop watching amateur 9/11 stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=iwEPNZ3ZV00

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oh you just finished the great gatsby mate? fucking top bruv fucking top

i like the concept but I'm not a fan of the execution

probably because you have an American flag, reckon I'd give a chuckle if you had a union jack flag

Irish lad. Don't test me though, it's early days.

Not reading a single word of this you fucking proto-yank

jess phillips is the worse person in the world

>tfw not sat in college listening to this with my hood up anymore with that weird emo girl who was hot as fuck

Punjabi so I can talk with the local Paki shop owner without imposing my cultural imperialism on him by speaking English

But tump is a corporate stooge he already spoke about cutting bankers taxes and raising import costs

hate left wing screamo. enter shikari are literal shit too

would rather listen to you me at six than this shit

can't believe it's been 15 years since them slags smashed into the towers

still does my nut in to this day

it was a clever twist on the played out fedora trope lad
it's not my fault you're such a spacker you can't understand my offbeat sense of humor

too much caffeine you mong, enjoy your subpar sleep

I usually take a cup of warm milk before bed and sleep like a baby

Not an argument, try harder.

if one country has to be in charge, and that appears to be the case, then i want it to be liberal democracy america, not authoritarian shitholes china and russia

>tfw no cute emo/mosher girls anymore
>tfw they're all slags now

fuck sake

first good leaf post i've read in a good long while

you're a breath of fresh air in a hyperbaric chamber filled with farts

need a British black gf to cuddle

>I usually take a cup of warm milk before bed and sleep like a baby

bet you do you dirty bugger lmao

>>Why would you want Trump to win?
>because things have been dire for a long time and another political insider will not lead to any sort of change.
>Hillary is a warmonger interventionist and will continue the "sensible" policies that have lead America into the doghouse.
>Trump is an isolationist and a protectionist, two things America needs right now, it has to pull back and cut its addiction to international intervention.
>if NATO allies get hurt as a result its entirely their own fault for being too reliant on America for too long.
>America needs desperately to focus on re-arranging its domestic situation, if that comes at the cost of pulling back internationally then so be it, it will be ion a strong position in the long run.
>even if Trump is not experiences, his cabinet and VP are, making a very balanced house as opposed to yet another corporate stooge in Hillary.
>people who say they support Hillary because she's "sensible" are the biggest useful idiots around, just parroting soundbites from "good" mainstream sources.

he's cutting everyone's taxes

Hillary will put in a slightly higher tax for the rich which will do absolutely nothing anyways because all their money is overseas as Trump said, just as the Democrats have been doing for 8 years now and yet things are getting worse.

>milk
enjoy your heart attack at 40 my lad

they're pseudo-yanks not proto-yanks

proto-yanks are poms

How did fucking tesco and the other cunts like asda get so big when they're all inferior to aldi by miles lads

whats it like in germany

0141

new

Are you slow?

I care about CANADA, not yankland you stupid shit

Him turning America into an isolationist state is terrible, absolutely HORRID for us

I mean, canadians, because you're clearly a yank who only cares about yankland

FO

How are they inferior

what's left wing screamo?
desu this bad sounds like nu-metal shit anyways

>british
>black
fuck off with these memes

Better looking than everyone here

almond milk is top. not a fan of the rest

the feeling is we don't want to be in charge anymore. go ahead and build your own military while we step back and heal our wounds. my country is falling apart.

ijktf

at least our language doesnt sound like cock gargling

That photo made me barf. Why?