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British MCs edish
>expecting a pseudo-pom to speak proper english
I concur
what's that
:> hai
pseudo-poms are the irish
we're desert-yanks
More expensive and lower quality
What's a pom??
Im better looking than everyone here
>Are you slow?
>I care about CANADA, not yankland you stupid shit
>Him turning America into an isolationist state is terrible, absolutely HORRID for us
>I mean, canadians, because you're clearly a yank who only cares about yankland
>FO
wonder what her bumhole, fanny and feet smell like
not a fan of the so-called "life"
maybe next one will b a bit more pleasant
glasgow
job interview tomorrow lads!
with that haircut he looks like a gay 90s pornstar
>expecting a post-pom to really know anything about Ireland
>almond milk
Talk about the runt life that lad's got it on lock haha
Wish I had this guy's hair desu
scotland lol
better looking than anyone here
Are you prepared? What job?
east germany doesn't feel like a first world country a lot of the time
dogshit and you believe it
america is the greatest country in the world
yeah but can you time your posts correctly so you dont post in old threads?
Uhhhhh you don't get to bring Yoga 710s
oh
i work in birmingham
Im uglier than everyone here
where abouts lad
live near glasgow x
did a poo in the shape of scotland, lads
Lad, you're a good lad for posting this MONSTROUS choon.
just done a past life regression lads
was a disgusting frog
absolutely dire
since I was a kid I wanted nothing more than to get as far away from my family and friends . the prospect of being friends with people from circumstances that were made for me seemed like hell. always reckoned I deserved better.
Runts jel of me x
Very chavvy post
Ought to have you incarcerated you ingrate
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Honestly think if Hillary wins she's gonna shut down free speech on the internet and that'll give May the excuse to do the same.
Scary times we live in.
look at this dude
Are you the Glasgow hockey lad who supports the Flames?
the band where I went to my first ever gig to
*pops over to your gaff and sucks you off*
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>this is what Cred Forums does to your brain
Do bongs listen to The Boss?
>I care about CANADA
yet I bet you voted for Trudeau, the biggest joke of them all.
and how would that be horrid? its not like we are not going to retain our "special friend" status as always, the US can't ever cut ties with us, we are joined at the hip so I would not worry.
how would Hillary be somehow "better" for Canada?
getting us stuck in-between them and Russia again? antagonizing the middle east with more bungled bombings and funded terrorists?
Canada has our own issues, but we have and always will get stronger as America gets stronger.
the worst thing about a Trump election is mongoloids like you stirring up an "anti-trump" fuss and selling off even more of our freedom here.
good thing I'm leaving this stupid country.
>converts a YouTube video to mp3
>Puts it on my iPod nano
don't ever reply to me again
ah yes the president of a first world nation can ignore their constitution and "shut down free speech on the internet", i see that as very likely to happen
really made me think
YASSSSSSSSSSS HILLARY SLAYYYYYYYYYYY
yanks are making fun of me lads
not a fan
You better not be badmouthing Eurobeat.
only when I'm feeling that wagie life
it's true though
Please be my bf
rate my collection lads
better looking than anyone here
its already what's happening though
FOY
Right wingers don't protest
Post yfw Cred Forums has a collective mental breakdown when Trump loses
fit girl at work was ill the other day now i've got it
really pleased, particles from her have entered and infected me
this is what poz/neg people must feel
#bernieorbust
cold out
Excited for the new NHL season Kev? Only a few weeks to go!
despise faggots as im a good catholic soz x
This one goes out to all you racist knuckleheads
>le I don't even care about American elections unless someone doesn't support Hillary
what a joke.
this is the same country that elected Trudeau
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Y-yeah absolutely no chance of it happening hahaaahahaa.
Please don't arrest me for this post GCHQ.
oh my dayzzz blud dat is some dutty ting baka
I thought this as well desu. He was acting even weirder than usual, kept sniffing... very odd. And he won't release a proper bill of health from his doctor. He's probably on something.
>used to always think this picture was mental
>just realised i've got a collection the same size, if not bigger
fuck
>faggots
fuck off yank
what's he saying to her lads
great thumbnail you dick
>Some autist actually screencapped all of this and made an image in paint with it
>Some autist actually read it all
ugh
get back in side then silly kev
Irak has WMD
did you just download the whole Deviant Art catalog by this one knob?
>This summer, Deutsche Bank, which is a hundred and forty-six years old, has been valued at about eighteen billion dollars—the same as Snapchat.
wew
>reddit
kys
pmsl both sides of the extreme right and left are mostly 16 year olds and limp wristed pussies, maybe except those crazy slav skinheads those lads are hard as fuck
tfw upgraded to XL tshirts
Need a relaxing, comfy game to play lads.
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ahh yes merely trying to get to safety
No Man's Sky
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me on my bike x
RO2 to put you completely on edge and wired and lose all state of relaxation
That Liverpool feel
roller coaster tycoon
netflix and creampie anyone?
hench
immediately dismiss anyone who uses buzzwords
shirts don't fit me properly because my arms and shoulders are snug but then the rest of my body its baggy
only just realised i could what dexter does and follow random people, slash their tyres or even murder them. there are no constraints. mental.
About the same as Airbnb too. wew lad
>It's Everton's year, babe
I said relaxing, not mind-numbing.
Feel you've misunderstood the request.
Nothing more pathetic than this yank posting under a Canadian flag
Might track him down and take his neghole virginity
me riding in the car eating a burger
>yfw the CEO of Deutsche Bank is British
ETERNAL ANGLO
how? does air resistance really have that much of an effect?
Obduction
cosy as fuck
Feeling slightly down at the fact that no girl will ever say anything remotely like this to me desu
>POOTMUND
>Women being overtly sexual
Mingin
what's your opinion on tchaikovsky's 1812 overture
>not the Man Of Steel version
Shit webm
>tfw XXXL
*re-reads your post*
Hmm, maybe a good jigsaw? heh, dont take it personal kid
>yank posting under a Canadian flag
every canadian ever
me on the far right
>chris
you fucking bender
EXPECTO PATRONUM!
*nuts you*
Don't you ever reply to me again.
Rimworld
I'm 5'7 and built like a brick shithouse lads
Come at me if you've got the stones
ASIANS OUT!
r e k t
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me and my gf in the club x
Euro Truck Simulator 2 unironically
love that blushing face emoji
>coming from a desert yank
won't be watching this
Airbnb was a genius idea pretty jealous I didn't think of it
Wew
Youtube taking tips from CHYNA I see.
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I've been playing a lot of that recently. I was hoping for something maybe a bit more RPG-ish.
banished
risk of rain
the banner saga
this war of mine
statistically 3 of those 5 people would be men in their twenties
dont reply to me ever again
closed tab instantly
reckon the people who draw this stuff are proud of themselves?
FIFA 17 Alex Hunta Mode
can you put your property on airbnb if you're only renting it?
do you have to be there to collect/receive the keys?
fulfilling my potential
just so i'm clear - inviting a girl saying "we should go *place* at *time*, ill buy drinks x" after she says she's thinking of doing something else and she literally decides to do that something else TODAY to fit around your plan is a GOOD SIGN, RIGHT?!
>not being from Norf
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>can you put your property on airbnb if you're only renting it?
That's called subletting and your contract will prohibit it
>Banner Saga
What's the gameplay like in this? The art has always caught my eye.
T B H Yanks are the coolest
its like being from Massalia and looking at the Roman Republic at its peak
yanks out
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Fable 2?
The Crew if you treat it like Euro Simulator? It's free atm and lets you drive around Murica
Are you the same autist that was sperging about Uber?
don't think i've ever seen a worse post than this
I have the fantasy of being raped in my fat ass. Face down, ass up, hands held behind my back. I want to be screaming and crying to stop since it'll hurt so badly. No bleeding though. I want my ass to be tramatized by that dick though. I'm a girl by the way :)
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original is good too
"nigger"
same but im not a girl
Was hoping for Engrish and got California "English" instead. Fuck sake. What a waste of time.
*presses alt f4*
some ESSENTIAL choonage for your ears chaps
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Canadians - Snow yanks
Australians - Desert yanks
New Zealanders - Sheep yanks
time to put an end to white genocide by stopping immigration and kicking out any migrants already here
i always find it VERY jarring when foreigners learn American English instead of British desu
The bedroom
Americans - Yank yanks
>hairline starts on the back of her neck
no thanks
*checks a picture of your face against a horrific train crash*
yep, that's your room
Walk up to your house, knock on your door
And blow your ass off
(Drop it off, drop it off) bitch I got a sawed off
>New Zealanders - Sheep yanks
- Australian Welsh
the us is not a white country thougj.
I'm useless at explaining, just watch a youtube video
it's good though
what's that red square thing?
might do a sleep
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better version Tbh
t. Jamal Rodriguez
me
Business idea: Wank with your feet instead of your hands
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really?
why is it so bad
best NERD song is bobby james
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wow grime is such a rewarding genre
love it when the janny destroys this kpop nonce
Don't know why a middle-class person would want to live under communism
Maybe they are just pretending to be edgy instead but no one would ever do that lol
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it's not. if we wanted it to be we should've picked our own fucking cotton. we have no one to blame but ourselves.
the layout, the content, the thought process
it's just a mess, wouldn't read it again even if you paid me
now please don't reply to me ever again
fuck off kpoop nonce
LOL how's uni going fresher?
anglos rule the world
is karl unironically one of us?
HONESTLY could be worse
could be flooded with blacks and Muslims
America has less blacks as a percentage than France.
>EU
Catholic work ethic
business idea: reduce germany to an agrarian shithole through incendiary carpet bombing
This weird old bloke started talking to me at the bus stop today, about how he has diabetes and it's getting worse. Apparently he's been injecting insulin into his leg but now it's calloused over and he has to start doing it into his belly.
Bit grim. Don't get fat lads.
You're right. White brits have an even lower birth rate, while muslims have 6 kids each. Meanwhile in USA hispanic birth rate has dropped significantly.
Aren't whites and blacks staying the same in America, its just that hispanics are growing by like 600x per year?
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ASIANS OUT!
yes that's how these statistics generally work
not religious but do firmly believe a strong family unit is essential to success and prosperity
anglo institutions
free markets, democracy, the legal system
Yeah. Catholics and their emphasis on shitting out kids like there's no tomorrow
Wow Ethan, great moves! Keep it up.
Proud of you
>source: my fat american arse
*gets fat*
>tfw half white/half mexican
Feels good man
beat you to it
the UK is fatter than the USA per capita
source: BBC
*ships you off to the colonies*
Ben and Jerry's is £2.50 at the Tesco Metro lads.
What flavour should I get?
A. Utter Peanut Butter Clutter
B. Some other pleb flavour
ummm no sweetie x
*rolls a cig in the park near my house, coming down from a pill as I think about where my life is going*
*remembers seeing the girl I've been thinking about asking out kissing another, better looking bloke in the club last night*
*takes a deep breath and sighs*
Cookie dough
DUBLIN MUDSLIDE
>Buying synthetic crap for a brand
do you think that will be all tesco stores?
can never find it on offer
get the chocolate fudge one, if it's the cookie core get karamel sutra
Business idea:become a PT and spend my days sitting around on my phone and giving shit advice to beginners
what does upside down smiley face emoji mean?
not happy?
What are some games that don't require a lot of time investment? Shit like FIFA or CoD where you can just hop in and play for an hour and then drop out whenever. I need shit like that, but singleplayer.
need a finngol bf
>not Rossi's
anthrax flavour
Try again.
>thing you would unironically do if you were prime minister
Make obesity and the building of new mosques illegal
>FIFA or CoD
fuck off pleb
business idea: borrow money and invest it in british pounds
The lads
gf just sent me this haha
of course it's not like i'd know anything about family considering i've never had one hahahaha
League of Legends is like that but for multiplayer
>REAL POODRID
>Chelsea's brave Andre Shurrle
had a very sexual dream last night
i got approached in a club by a convincing tranny who took me back to her place, tied me to her bed and just fucked me raw in my arse
she was bent over and i had a very realistic feeling of her breath and hair on my neck, felt amazing and i woke up dripping with pre-cum
>Not demanding all mosques be demolished and all muslims deported
Read the post again lad. I wasn't advocating those games. I was advocating their plug and play nature.
Hate it. Always have.
gf just sent me this
>America
all ben & jerry's is saccharine pleb fodder
>2016
>eating sugar
Manager's discretion based on stock.
We don't get it here.
Was my old favourite until peanut butter came out.
wasnt a dream haha
What? What's wrong with you that you can't control yourself and simply stop playing when you need to? Jesus Christ the absolute states of runts itt
nice graph
can really extrapolate conclusive evidence from it
Back to re*dit you go
>yanks will never know what it feels like to pull back your foreskin and have it smell like skips
howling at the thought
please come visit me soon x
Bit gay this mate, have a word
*turns away and awkwardly sips pint*
>16.10.16
are you from the future
bit gay
literally this
*Vapes loudly*
stroking the ol' willy lads
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don't ever reply to me again you backwards spanners
get your heads in the 21st century
It's not that I physically can't stop playing, it's that some games require you to sit down and play for a longer amount of time to progress. No point in playing Witcher 3 for a half hour, for example.
I don't have a fedora big enough for this desu
>detroit is 7% white
fascinating
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soon brother
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>mexilards
*retreats to the rectory in order to ponder this further*
Lads help I've got an addiction problem. I can't stop getting (you)'s. I feel like I need (you)'s every single moment of every single day. Help me. I need to go cold turkey
That's just the Lions' practice team.
>Brexit
Took you long enough. Didn't much care for the whole "taxation without representation" shit either, did you?
nah not a fan
Nice try
@65435846
that bit from superbad actually happened to a mate of mine before
>65435846
Snap out of it you junkie bastard
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Doing a Frog music listen, lads
business idea: spend £100 buying 100 each of 100 different penny stocks
>seeing the qt tomorrow
comfy
will i ever be happy
life's a big nothing lads
haven't been happy in years
might end it all soon
no
*drops my pj bottoms and stays bent over*
pretty safe indexed fund
youd probably make profit
>user has addiction to (you)s
>give him (you) when he's trying to quit
What the fuck is your problem, lads?
start with the Greeks laddo
Spoiler: penny stocks don't cost a penny each.
gagging for a global race war lads
no mate
good work lads
>1-5
Yes
>6-9
No
>0
I'll bum ye
pics? x
ONWARD COMRADES
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ah yes, america
shan't be watching this
>ASTON POOLLA
thinking of learning german
gonna ask her out?
Find pyjamas to be quite sexy desu
and no I'm not a nonce
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literally do not care what the underclasses on /brit/ get up to
hope he ODs
>start a fight with one nignog
>end up fighting 10
Ahh yes.
the gf is getting used to anal sex now
very impressed
some do
anyway the point was merely to spend an insignificant amount to get exposure to a lot of shit companies in the hope one of them might dig itself out of shittiness
shall be watching this
Sounds like a loose slag desu
got a 4" penis and the gf never mentioned my size
overheard one of her friends mention that I wasn't very large
she's still with me but I don't know how I feel about it
had a bit of a thought about time and mortality and that
kids got stones, would NOT start a fight with a black kid when he has a fucking army backing him up, you're going to lose every time
>mfw I am actually the user addicted to (you)s
>ywn get down on your knees in front of a hot lad, undo his belt, pull down his trousers, then his pants and let his big fat cock fall out and slap on you on the face
:(
my dick's got a girth of 6.5 inches
literally scares girls off
>I don't know how I feel about it
Probably like an emasculated manchild
don't be one of them insecure bitches
she's obviously into you
just chill
How?
a world covered in cum would be heaven on earth
Niggers. What'cha gonna do? The fucking brits brought them over. Now we're stuck with them.
Enjoy your muzzies.
oh, we are going out I guess.
why does everyone in /brit/ suddenly have a gf? find it a bit hard to believe
L O N D O N
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However, he did choose the natural chokepoint of a bus aisle in a show of tactical nouse
You'll cowards
Wow sad
>overheard one of her friends mention that I wasn't very large
how do her friends know how big you are?
why the sad face?
overrun with normies
everyone moved to the secret board
pretend normies (reee)
his gf is chatting shit
kek
yeah shot himself in the foot a bit there, even had fucking blacks coming up from behind, came out of it alright tbf, bloody nose but he didn't get heem'd
she obviously told them
You gotta fake it till you make it
Degenerate, sexually obsessed people are the most disgusting people on this planet.
>putting your PENIS into slimy HOLES is the BEST THING EVER and the ULTIMATE PURPOSE OF LIFE! AND IF YOU DONT AGREE YOU'RE A REPRESSED KEK! UGGAAA UGAAAAA!
You're literally a monkey.
tanlines
they're copying me
laffin
Worth resharing.
new
who wants to get smacked
>if you work harder you'll get more money
Don't see the problem with this
Oh wait the person working is black so that's bad LOL
Virgin
tanlines are a good fetish imo
t. ugly manlet permavirgin
me bottom right
>tfwnogf
>Page 1
Janny. Gasket. Blown.
That guy had multiple chances to avoid a beatdown, but he kept being a cunt. Zero sympathy.
yes but did you also see that the person paying her (i.e doing NO work whatsoever) is... WHITE!?!?
man I WISH I got overtime pay
I'd actually put in some effort.
imagine getting an EXTRA 20 a day for actually putting effort in? that would be mental
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