/brit/

noice

(roll)

rolling

The other half is what, astral?

to be honest if you can't make a film in 5 years it's shit

going to North Hill with the lads x

poo

>talking shit about Liam Neeson
Could you have less taste?

what did he do this time?

want to see bollock posting come back lads

Can I get some (you)s, lads?

Thinking about the ex gf lads

Remembering when she told all her friends how my cock was too big for her mouth haha

Good times

found this gasket on the floor lads, anyone know where it belongs?

lloR

Why are southerners so violent?

waheyyyy

o-oh :(
(fortunately I already possess an gf)

did one earlier and it got ignored

REFUSE to work for free.

All women are 1 though.

good excuse to long off going to drinks with the plebs from work tomorrow lads?

literally not even doing this from an autistic abnormie standpoint, they are the biggest fucking melts ever and cringe to spend 5 minutes with

see you in jesters at the end of the night haha x

think i might be a schizo

cheated on the gf again lads

rollin'

Ahh yes let me enjoy that deep emotional connection as I take a big load of spunk in my arse

when will hiro remove the 2bh filter its been on long enough

Alri

this one's on the house

thinking of learning german, lads
thoughts?

WOW...

>tfw fat fetish

was aimed more at the other two desu
NOT a fan of the Taken films though, if I'm being entirely honest

was it the alton towers smiler one

I gave you a (you) lad, really appreciated it

I like desu better desu

he probably doesn't even know what it is

Sex is animalistic and dirty. 'love' is faggoty bullshit that doesn't exist.

finland looks like a willy

yeah it was

cheers lad but I've got leccy keys to top up, I can't get by on 1 (You)

finland looks like a ballsack

:DDD

First Taken is GOAT. The rest not so much.

LADS I have a serious issue. All my desu have turned to desu's. How the fuck do i fix this.

>pic related

If she dropped a stone she'd be thick, but this is disaster territory

>that
>fat
Pick one.
She's absolutely perfect.

gonna be honest with you, lads
I'm rather severely in love

youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM&feature=youtu.be

>>that
>>fat
>Pick one.
>She's absolutely perfect.

t. fat fetishist

looks more like a man surfing

oc do not steal

[undesu][/undesu]

LADS SERIOUSLY HOW DO I FIX THIS

tbqh lads

Normie cunt

impressive post

t. Tyrone Jimenez, average yank citizen

works on my machine :)

thanks

don't really like yanks though so please don't reply to me unless it's an emergency thanks

she's thicc, not fat you mong

haha may be naughty and go to temptations lads hah xx

...

*replies to you*

fucking hell when did pink ladies become so e xpensive?
£2.5 for 4

>She's absolutely perfect.
I know lad, but /brit/ is full of homos who think she's fat.

*dabs on u*
*chains it into a nae-nae*

huaaahhhh

Could do with a boyfriend iah

>he believed the meme

Just realised i spend £160 a month on petrol haha

dont think i could fit my willy in her

all your what have turned to what lad hahaha

...

she's clearly fat you nignogs

doing a think

Why would someone with this kind of facial hair grow it out?

cagers haha

death grips

Any interesting /brit/ bets taking place?

Like when the japaboolad had his little date in Japan?

Doing what?

t. never seen a real woman

it's 2016 monger

Spanish

>kurds are the good guys

LOL

...

...

bit gay and pathetic

love

upon conversing with the gf, I have come to the conclusion that
>no u

have you tried willy fertilizer

Yoga 710?

wait, i just got it

dubstep is called dubstep because the sounds are like you're saying the word 'dub'

wtf I love charity now!

fills me with sickening dread when i think what a poor example ive set for my siblings

lichess.org/8q1sC54U

chess only join if you're decent at it

best position 3bh

don't get this yoga 710 gimmick

no

You'll have to stop forcing this gimmick soon. It's not very creative and hasn't taken off like you'd imagined it would.

autism

my house is gone lads

reckon a tornado took it while I was asleep

Just half inched some yank's house haha

it's confusing because lenovo laptops are shit tier as far as i know

it almost seems like a shitty marketing gimmick

jog on

kek

genuinely rolling in (you)'s tonight lads

keep them coming

no, just autism. he posts it all day, just inserting into other gimmicks.

ffs I'm literally looking for the guy who said he has one

I wonder how much power the brain has. If my tummy says I need to throw up I wonder if my brain can veto it. Wonder about these things a bit

piss off mate

dinner tonight

sigh

your thoughts, lads?

ebin mate

lucky you you were about to get ruined

me getting my belly rubbed

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474853199059.webm

spread some nutella on with the peanut butter

it's lush x

racist

what
what is this

creasing at the thought of a fucking Yank saying that

Yank voice is one of the least intimidating in the world, embarrassing

I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate

i've seen worse, but that is pretty dismal la.

Bulgarian turbororke.

*spreads some nutella over my ballsack*

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

just got called fat

bretty funny

don't know why but this image has me absolutely rattled

got stomach cramp from laughing so hard

is this /leftypol/s new favorite artist or somehting?
he's ben garrison tier desu

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate

piss off mate

just called some yank fat

According to my recent downloads, 1981/1982 was the best period in modern history for music.

Gayboys gayboys
I'll batter you with your gran's sex toys
Think I give a fuck
That's where you're wrong
You think you're big but you're a fucking mong
I tell ya what you're all Pete Tong
Your face, your trainers
Air micks direct from Hong Kong
Think twice before stepping to me
Bournemouth's most feared MC
I'll leave you on the floor, your jaw will be dust
Get cocky online? 1v1 me on rust

vocaroo

doing a poo

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump

never seen someone post as consistently as bradleyposter without being annoying

he's truly talented

baka desu senpai

did a think about this post today and I was crying vocaroo.com/i/s0cRDr4QVyZN

just wanna race

also doing a poo

Flumps are top tier

Absolutely CREASING just thinking about the kind of utter leveret that would listen to metal "music"

Fave crimbo songs:
>Fairytale of New York
>Merry Christmas everyone
>Last Christmas

wanna nibble on my flump?

Don't mind me
Just Goovin

youtube.com/watch?v=-2WfYYBuBgs

isn't that the bloke running for president hehehehe

youtube.com/watch?v=0mg7ok8dmDU

metal synchronizes my neural pathways

big fan of Carol of the Bells

youtu.be/2gmiSPMHrWQ

youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E

Please don't reply to my posts if you have nothing worthwhile to say, thanks :)

The feshers are being annoying cunts thinking they're funny again lads baka

VERY good choon

Unrelated side note: the woman I fancy at work but is a single mother 15 years my senior wore a leather skirt and boots to work today, had a bonray all day. Got a family event coming up and she's invited lads, might ply her with alcohol

stfu

desu Metal is too patrician for the average homunculus like those ITT

Anyone else here liked the /brit/ facebook page?

youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI

I'm driving home from Dublin
Oh, I gon' see if I can get some food
I'm driving home from Dublin, yea
Well I'm in the Enfield service station
And it's bit cold out
But I will be there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Driving in my car
Driving home from Dublin

youtube.com/watch?v=oPi_ifScn0w

HOW could I forget this

youtube.com/watch?v=EvDxSW8mzvU

>183,398 people

sore all over

took a real battering yesterday haha

I'll turn your spine into a fucking curly wurly m8

>morbid angel

There are leafs in my thread

all me thanks

>/brit/

Pretty sure he's just edited 'God save our gracious meme'

Which is basically just outdated /brit/ gimmicks but still

repulsive

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate

What's that one Christmas song that when you hear it for the first time each year it makes you think "well, I guess it's Christmas time"
For me it's Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas

in your bumhole ? :3

>He doesn't live in Vermont

dunno why people do this

last christmas

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
excellent post

Is you xx

Any of them, as long as they're played in a shop on a loop

Pogues
youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

looks just like a puzzle i did when i was a kid

snap

Fairytale of New York

Sigh

distant echoes of "We Wish You a Happy Holiday" is how i know it's Holiday season again

>he lives in new england
cuck XD

REALLY enjoyed this post

>not Nervous Nip

It seems so unreal to me
So much hate and so mouch pity
I can't take another day
It's such a bore
It gets me really sore
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
Looking forward to death

same background picture i admit, also same profile picture, and a GSOGM meme.
IS suspicious

Be honest, how many of you found out about /brit/ from this page?

*gets on my knees and slowly licks your bumhole in a circular motion before moving up your taint, over your balls and up to your tip*

*a small bit of nutella sticks to the end of my nose and you laugh at me, so i nuzzle my nose onto your willy to get it off*

Done a paint

No I can't find it

>posting Alt right racist grinch

Dont do that

>are you winning lad?

...

>Alt right racist grinch

how much?

*buys this for 600 billion pounds*

youtu.be/Kwz0Q8_q9yo

really defibrillators the cerebral cortex

Honestly if I ever met some wanker like you irl I'd crack your head open like a Terry's chocolate orange

*puts it on the fridge*

>3MB

the aussies will never see this

how is a green fictional meme frog a white supremacist

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump

ROARING

Oh come off it you absolute tosser.

Absolute bellend

>orange
fuck off willie ulsterman

why do runts love waterparks?

normies

So, my gfs sister is having a party that I have to go to, and she just told me there will be lots of black people there as her sister "loves the blacks"

Not sure how to feel about this desu

can see my deepest and darkest visions in this x

Do they know it's christmas

mainstream left progressive santa

fuck off yank

...

>caring what japs want to be called

TIL that brits celebrate christmas as well

you will never see me smoking a cigarette

>tfw this thread is literally all me
;)

>(3.04 MB

When did our image limit get increased?

>It will never come home

honestly looks like Kev in his kitchen.

abnormies spamming nazi pepes on twitter

can I come?

aussies celebrate christmas in the middle of summer

very interesting

Ready for my tinder date lads

If you asked me whether I rate Pogba, the answer you would receive is no.

/brit came first but that chap's memes are better than any made here

little drummer boy

poofter

billy no mates

utter mong

spacker

absolute weapon

youtube.com/watch?v=sTOL58OmE5g

Any yanks here?

gonna turn your spine into a flump

*does the air guitar to Easy Lover*

Met two trannies today. Are they becoming more common or is it just me?

what's a flump

...

gonna ask some bitches on tinder if I can have some of their hair and teeth to make my own female sex doll

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY

List of posts i have NOT read

me playing with the gf

*sets my tinder anthem to easy lover*

Ah yes this will get des gals

going to take my g-bag to work tomorrow

how do you turn your female friend into your sexbuddy?

Hey, look lads!

Car was sat outside my house for 10 mins with the engine running then just left.

What's it all about.

>do you want to have sex?

ask nicely

*at a concert*
*band finishes final song*

FRREEEEEEEEE BIIIRDDDD

can someone please tell me what this post says,

I don't understand
it's just a door
nobody barges in at a-oh

LADS.
Housing choices:
>4 other male tenants ages 22-29. 1 bathroom. 1 mile from train station I'd use to commute to work.
OR
>2 other tenants. Woman age 34, and man age 32. 1 bathroom. 0.3 miles from train station I would use to commute.

Isn't this basically every bloke with a lady friend's dream.

Me and every other guys I know would shag pretty much every girl friend we had.

Not sure why women don't feel the same way desu, sex is sex.

...

enjoying waking up dead tomorrow

>gizza go then love

>all my regular torrent sites are down
wtf am I supposed to do now for music?

The new receptionist at work's voice really triggers me for Asmr. Everytime she transfers a call to me I try and delay the transfer for as long as possible because the tingles are intense and long lasting, I must seem like a right bellend but idgaf.

break up with her then

pay?

>5 people using the same bathroom

Finally.

4 lads, you'll have years of banter if you become mates with them

The woman and man are probably fucking so you'll feel awkward

LOOK AT ME I'M RICH AND FAMOUS SO I CAN RUIN YOUR PHOTOGRAPH AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT APART FROM LOOK HAPPY LOL

other tenants.
This one, unless you know the lads in house 1

Youtube it

both suck

tfw the girls in the office call you sweetie pie

Scratched my head and a giant flake of dandruff fell off and landed directly on my left eyeball, turning everything a milky white. Fuck sake.

>going on the lash with the L A D S every weekend
or
>grumpy middle aged bastards

hm yes a very difficult decision

cunt
pirateproxy.red/

bf cheated on me again lads

Why dont uni brits ever live with their friends? basically every yank in uni gets a house or apartment with their friends until they graduate

you lot all go in alone with strangers.

*to the tune of parklife*
runt life

LOOK RIGHT NOW

>1 bathroom
look elsewhere

cheated on the irish bf again

Youtube mp3 you stupid fucking pleb

I want to download it in decent quality though
not youtube rips
>pay

Lads can be a pain in the arse to live with. Everything will be messy as fuck and if you're planning on getting any sleep forget about it.

...

because most women don't see sex as just sex, it's more of an emotional attachment

>you lot all go in alone with strangers.

That's what I did first year because I knew nobody who was going to my uni, but second year me and 3 lads I met in my course moved in together

Gimmick idea: Instead of "hello" we say "As-salamu alaykum" and instead of "bro" we say "Akhi"

C'mon guys it will be funny lol

Both sound total wank, also depends if the man and woman are fucking

I reckon if I was in a 1 on 1 fight with a gorilla I'd kick the shit out of it.

It's got no weapons, no help and I'd just go mental and drop it in about a minute.

I'd start with a headbutt, then just punch and kick it until he stopped responding.

the world of kanako isn't as good everyone said it is but the soundtrack is bangin

imagine sharing a bathroom with four other people

hmm, so all of your friends happen to go to the same university as you...hmmmmm

Legio. X equestris

>Youtube mp3

>sleeping
is there a more runtish activity

Ah yes, that's why they're willing to bend over and spread it as soon as Chad gives them the time of day.

*shakes your hand*
*hugs you*
*kisses you on the cheek*

ah bonjour

ooooookaaaaay

...

this is how pissjugs got discovered

listen to the radio

I can't tell if fat, gonna need nother image :DDDDDD

Yes, but I had to relocate to a new city for a job. I'm near the end of my company paid housing allowance, so I have to choose something for the next 3-6 months.
We usually stay in halls of residence for the first year (you get your own room, and share a kitchen). Most people move out and live with friends for the rest. I lived with my bulgarian bro for the last 2 years. Was pretty fun.

this is what most people do

What's the British version of Chad?

number 5 blew my socks off!

ah yes, southampton

...

do these work just as well as the branded charger?

Baron Chadlington III, Esquire

THIRTEEEN

THIRTEEEN

*cries a manly tear*

Gazza, the 25 year old white man van in training.

this is bollocks tbf

yeah
mum has one and it works fine

do black americans genuinely believe police officers hunt innocent black people on the streets and shoot them for no reason

Sudan

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474966322437.webm

youtube.com/watch?v=LGrjC_axWoA

Adam

duh, when did a black lad ever do anything wrong?

reckon if a shark got brave and started giving it the biggun it would take all of 10 seconds for me to have it lifeless at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I'd give Billy big bollocks one opportunity to back off and apologise before I unleashed a powerful jab to the cunt's shnoz, followed up with my knuckles getting intimate with the inside of its skull

That is the only image of her I've got.

doubt it

>new season of Seven Deadly Sins in 2017

ah yes very good

nofap cures acne

My mates are trying to get me to move in with them, but I would genuinely loathe living with them.

>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate

That one is fat so im guessing other is too :DDDDDD

Gary, Gaz/Gazza to his mates

Proud newbuild owner, used to do seasons as a rep out in 'beefa but has now found stable employment at the local Audi dealership

might do an Eliot Rodger, reckon I could get quite a few kills tbqh

wish I could be this alpha

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474930405128.webm

stop replying to your own post

nobody else is reading that far up

Just set my tinder anthem to agadoo

simply hasnt been a more based man alive than adolf hitler

just cant be done

I work with a guy who genuinely talks like this, he's 5'4 and built like a child's halloween costume.

it takes 36 minutes to sink to the bottom of the mariana trench

could you really hold your breath that long?

Its interesting, I can literally see the class divide in Southampton. The closer you are to southampton uni the nicer it is. Anywhere near solent uni is much, much worse.

I am the original flump poster and that is not me

Muhammad

legs are fine but the arms oh god. tell her to lift

he tried to save us

You make friends at uni you fuckwit

I'd wallop the cunt so hard he'd go flying down mate

While I accept I'm not a woman, a boring as fuck guy like this sounds just as bad and uninteresting as an anime autist.

I guess they're more likely to look good though.

is it like in the picture?

>he doesn't eat clean

red flag

what's something i can buy for £2 on amazon

need to get free delivery

FUCKING MORON YANK

>tell her to lift
You really think I know who any of these people are?

the gf really does have a remarkably thicc bum

toothpaste

just reading about the Franklin expedition

grim af

you'd have to hit the shark with at least 325lbs of force from a single punch to knock it out or kill it

could you really do that while underwater?

new

Gaz has only the freshest in Zara/H&M clobber on, complimented with the latest Adidas drops. If it's a fancy occasion Gaz opts for 1 of 5 white all-saints shirts his mum got him for Christmas. Seasons in Ibiza have gifted him with a deep tan, which he keeps topped up with regular trips to the sunbed

Yes

Kind of. Imagine the contented dog is southampton uni, and Solent is the log. The triceratops represent the future.

Did Alan Davies die?

I've just arrived in the thread and going through it now matey, calm your chops