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/PLYMOUTH/ reporting in
boipucci
>Martin Scorsese's film that took 2 decades to make will be released this year
actually quite interesting, that
>starring Liam Neeson, Andrew Garfield, and Adam Driver
never mind
TARS.... activate spin
>janny blocks me for 15 minutes for no reason
cant wait till he gets sacked desu, hes abusing his power.
What type of girlfriend will I get?
1. Mental
2. Sexy
3. Kinky
4. Fat
5. Skinny
6. Bitch
7. Feminist
8. Terminal cancer
9. Slag
0. No gf
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>he thinks sex is purely physical
bit sad tbqh
noice
(roll)
rolling
The other half is what, astral?
to be honest if you can't make a film in 5 years it's shit
going to North Hill with the lads x
poo
>talking shit about Liam Neeson
Could you have less taste?
what did he do this time?
want to see bollock posting come back lads
Can I get some (you)s, lads?
Thinking about the ex gf lads
Remembering when she told all her friends how my cock was too big for her mouth haha
Good times
found this gasket on the floor lads, anyone know where it belongs?
lloR
Why are southerners so violent?
waheyyyy
o-oh :(
(fortunately I already possess an gf)
did one earlier and it got ignored
REFUSE to work for free.
All women are 1 though.
good excuse to long off going to drinks with the plebs from work tomorrow lads?
literally not even doing this from an autistic abnormie standpoint, they are the biggest fucking melts ever and cringe to spend 5 minutes with
see you in jesters at the end of the night haha x
think i might be a schizo
cheated on the gf again lads
rollin'
Ahh yes let me enjoy that deep emotional connection as I take a big load of spunk in my arse
when will hiro remove the 2bh filter its been on long enough
Alri
this one's on the house
thinking of learning german, lads
thoughts?
WOW...
>tfw fat fetish
was aimed more at the other two desu
NOT a fan of the Taken films though, if I'm being entirely honest
was it the alton towers smiler one
I gave you a (you) lad, really appreciated it
I like desu better desu
he probably doesn't even know what it is
Sex is animalistic and dirty. 'love' is faggoty bullshit that doesn't exist.
finland looks like a willy
yeah it was
cheers lad but I've got leccy keys to top up, I can't get by on 1 (You)
finland looks like a ballsack
:DDD
First Taken is GOAT. The rest not so much.
LADS I have a serious issue. All my desu have turned to desu's. How the fuck do i fix this.
>pic related
If she dropped a stone she'd be thick, but this is disaster territory
>that
>fat
Pick one.
She's absolutely perfect.
gonna be honest with you, lads
I'm rather severely in love
>>that
>>fat
>Pick one.
>She's absolutely perfect.
t. fat fetishist
looks more like a man surfing
oc do not steal
[undesu][/undesu]
LADS SERIOUSLY HOW DO I FIX THIS
tbqh lads
Normie cunt
impressive post
t. Tyrone Jimenez, average yank citizen
works on my machine :)
thanks
don't really like yanks though so please don't reply to me unless it's an emergency thanks
she's thicc, not fat you mong
haha may be naughty and go to temptations lads hah xx
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*replies to you*
fucking hell when did pink ladies become so e xpensive?
£2.5 for 4
>She's absolutely perfect.
I know lad, but /brit/ is full of homos who think she's fat.
*dabs on u*
*chains it into a nae-nae*
huaaahhhh
Could do with a boyfriend iah
>he believed the meme
Just realised i spend £160 a month on petrol haha
dont think i could fit my willy in her
all your what have turned to what lad hahaha
...
she's clearly fat you nignogs
doing a think
Why would someone with this kind of facial hair grow it out?
cagers haha
death grips
Any interesting /brit/ bets taking place?
Like when the japaboolad had his little date in Japan?
Doing what?
t. never seen a real woman
it's 2016 monger
Spanish
>kurds are the good guys
LOL
...
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bit gay and pathetic
love
upon conversing with the gf, I have come to the conclusion that
>no u
have you tried willy fertilizer
Yoga 710?
wait, i just got it
dubstep is called dubstep because the sounds are like you're saying the word 'dub'
wtf I love charity now!
fills me with sickening dread when i think what a poor example ive set for my siblings
chess only join if you're decent at it
best position 3bh
don't get this yoga 710 gimmick
no
You'll have to stop forcing this gimmick soon. It's not very creative and hasn't taken off like you'd imagined it would.
autism
my house is gone lads
reckon a tornado took it while I was asleep
Just half inched some yank's house haha
it's confusing because lenovo laptops are shit tier as far as i know
it almost seems like a shitty marketing gimmick
jog on
kek
genuinely rolling in (you)'s tonight lads
keep them coming
no, just autism. he posts it all day, just inserting into other gimmicks.
ffs I'm literally looking for the guy who said he has one
I wonder how much power the brain has. If my tummy says I need to throw up I wonder if my brain can veto it. Wonder about these things a bit
piss off mate
dinner tonight
sigh
your thoughts, lads?
ebin mate
lucky you you were about to get ruined
me getting my belly rubbed
spread some nutella on with the peanut butter
it's lush x
racist
what
what is this
creasing at the thought of a fucking Yank saying that
Yank voice is one of the least intimidating in the world, embarrassing
I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
i've seen worse, but that is pretty dismal la.
Bulgarian turbororke.
*spreads some nutella over my ballsack*
>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)
just got called fat
bretty funny
don't know why but this image has me absolutely rattled
got stomach cramp from laughing so hard
is this /leftypol/s new favorite artist or somehting?
he's ben garrison tier desu
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
piss off mate
just called some yank fat
According to my recent downloads, 1981/1982 was the best period in modern history for music.
Gayboys gayboys
I'll batter you with your gran's sex toys
Think I give a fuck
That's where you're wrong
You think you're big but you're a fucking mong
I tell ya what you're all Pete Tong
Your face, your trainers
Air micks direct from Hong Kong
Think twice before stepping to me
Bournemouth's most feared MC
I'll leave you on the floor, your jaw will be dust
Get cocky online? 1v1 me on rust
vocaroo
doing a poo
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump
never seen someone post as consistently as bradleyposter without being annoying
he's truly talented
baka desu senpai
did a think about this post today and I was crying vocaroo.com
just wanna race
also doing a poo
Flumps are top tier
Absolutely CREASING just thinking about the kind of utter leveret that would listen to metal "music"
Fave crimbo songs:
>Fairytale of New York
>Merry Christmas everyone
>Last Christmas
wanna nibble on my flump?
Don't mind me
Just Goovin
isn't that the bloke running for president hehehehe
metal synchronizes my neural pathways
big fan of Carol of the Bells
Please don't reply to my posts if you have nothing worthwhile to say, thanks :)
The feshers are being annoying cunts thinking they're funny again lads baka
VERY good choon
Unrelated side note: the woman I fancy at work but is a single mother 15 years my senior wore a leather skirt and boots to work today, had a bonray all day. Got a family event coming up and she's invited lads, might ply her with alcohol
stfu
desu Metal is too patrician for the average homunculus like those ITT
Anyone else here liked the /brit/ facebook page?
youtube.com
I'm driving home from Dublin
Oh, I gon' see if I can get some food
I'm driving home from Dublin, yea
Well I'm in the Enfield service station
And it's bit cold out
But I will be there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Driving in my car
Driving home from Dublin
HOW could I forget this
>183,398 people
sore all over
took a real battering yesterday haha
I'll turn your spine into a fucking curly wurly m8
>morbid angel
There are leafs in my thread
all me thanks
>/brit/
Pretty sure he's just edited 'God save our gracious meme'
Which is basically just outdated /brit/ gimmicks but still
repulsive
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
What's that one Christmas song that when you hear it for the first time each year it makes you think "well, I guess it's Christmas time"
For me it's Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas
in your bumhole ? :3
>He doesn't live in Vermont
dunno why people do this
last christmas
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
excellent post
Is you xx
Any of them, as long as they're played in a shop on a loop
looks just like a puzzle i did when i was a kid
snap
Fairytale of New York
Sigh
distant echoes of "We Wish You a Happy Holiday" is how i know it's Holiday season again
>he lives in new england
cuck XD
REALLY enjoyed this post
>not Nervous Nip
It seems so unreal to me
So much hate and so mouch pity
I can't take another day
It's such a bore
It gets me really sore
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
Looking forward to death
same background picture i admit, also same profile picture, and a GSOGM meme.
IS suspicious
Be honest, how many of you found out about /brit/ from this page?
*gets on my knees and slowly licks your bumhole in a circular motion before moving up your taint, over your balls and up to your tip*
*a small bit of nutella sticks to the end of my nose and you laugh at me, so i nuzzle my nose onto your willy to get it off*
Done a paint
No I can't find it
>posting Alt right racist grinch
Dont do that
>are you winning lad?
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>Alt right racist grinch
how much?
*buys this for 600 billion pounds*
really defibrillators the cerebral cortex
Honestly if I ever met some wanker like you irl I'd crack your head open like a Terry's chocolate orange
*puts it on the fridge*
>3MB
the aussies will never see this
how is a green fictional meme frog a white supremacist
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump
ROARING
Oh come off it you absolute tosser.
Absolute bellend
>orange
fuck off willie ulsterman
why do runts love waterparks?
normies
So, my gfs sister is having a party that I have to go to, and she just told me there will be lots of black people there as her sister "loves the blacks"
Not sure how to feel about this desu
can see my deepest and darkest visions in this x
Do they know it's christmas
mainstream left progressive santa
fuck off yank
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>caring what japs want to be called
TIL that brits celebrate christmas as well
you will never see me smoking a cigarette
>tfw this thread is literally all me
;)
>(3.04 MB
When did our image limit get increased?
>It will never come home
honestly looks like Kev in his kitchen.
abnormies spamming nazi pepes on twitter
can I come?
aussies celebrate christmas in the middle of summer
very interesting
Ready for my tinder date lads
If you asked me whether I rate Pogba, the answer you would receive is no.
/brit came first but that chap's memes are better than any made here
little drummer boy
poofter
billy no mates
utter mong
spacker
absolute weapon
Any yanks here?
gonna turn your spine into a flump
*does the air guitar to Easy Lover*
Met two trannies today. Are they becoming more common or is it just me?
what's a flump
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gonna ask some bitches on tinder if I can have some of their hair and teeth to make my own female sex doll
List of posts i have NOT read
me playing with the gf
*sets my tinder anthem to easy lover*
Ah yes this will get des gals
going to take my g-bag to work tomorrow
how do you turn your female friend into your sexbuddy?
Hey, look lads!
Car was sat outside my house for 10 mins with the engine running then just left.
What's it all about.
>do you want to have sex?
ask nicely
*at a concert*
*band finishes final song*
FRREEEEEEEEE BIIIRDDDD
can someone please tell me what this post says,
I don't understand
it's just a door
nobody barges in at a-oh
LADS.
Housing choices:
>4 other male tenants ages 22-29. 1 bathroom. 1 mile from train station I'd use to commute to work.
OR
>2 other tenants. Woman age 34, and man age 32. 1 bathroom. 0.3 miles from train station I would use to commute.
Isn't this basically every bloke with a lady friend's dream.
Me and every other guys I know would shag pretty much every girl friend we had.
Not sure why women don't feel the same way desu, sex is sex.
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enjoying waking up dead tomorrow
>gizza go then love
>all my regular torrent sites are down
wtf am I supposed to do now for music?
The new receptionist at work's voice really triggers me for Asmr. Everytime she transfers a call to me I try and delay the transfer for as long as possible because the tingles are intense and long lasting, I must seem like a right bellend but idgaf.
break up with her then
pay?
>5 people using the same bathroom
Finally.
4 lads, you'll have years of banter if you become mates with them
The woman and man are probably fucking so you'll feel awkward
LOOK AT ME I'M RICH AND FAMOUS SO I CAN RUIN YOUR PHOTOGRAPH AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT APART FROM LOOK HAPPY LOL
other tenants.
This one, unless you know the lads in house 1
Youtube it
both suck
tfw the girls in the office call you sweetie pie
Scratched my head and a giant flake of dandruff fell off and landed directly on my left eyeball, turning everything a milky white. Fuck sake.
>going on the lash with the L A D S every weekend
or
>grumpy middle aged bastards
hm yes a very difficult decision
cunt
pirateproxy.red
bf cheated on me again lads
Why dont uni brits ever live with their friends? basically every yank in uni gets a house or apartment with their friends until they graduate
you lot all go in alone with strangers.
*to the tune of parklife*
runt life
LOOK RIGHT NOW
>1 bathroom
look elsewhere
cheated on the irish bf again
Youtube mp3 you stupid fucking pleb
I want to download it in decent quality though
not youtube rips
>pay
Lads can be a pain in the arse to live with. Everything will be messy as fuck and if you're planning on getting any sleep forget about it.
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because most women don't see sex as just sex, it's more of an emotional attachment
>you lot all go in alone with strangers.
That's what I did first year because I knew nobody who was going to my uni, but second year me and 3 lads I met in my course moved in together
Gimmick idea: Instead of "hello" we say "As-salamu alaykum" and instead of "bro" we say "Akhi"
C'mon guys it will be funny lol
Both sound total wank, also depends if the man and woman are fucking
I reckon if I was in a 1 on 1 fight with a gorilla I'd kick the shit out of it.
It's got no weapons, no help and I'd just go mental and drop it in about a minute.
I'd start with a headbutt, then just punch and kick it until he stopped responding.
the world of kanako isn't as good everyone said it is but the soundtrack is bangin
imagine sharing a bathroom with four other people
hmm, so all of your friends happen to go to the same university as you...hmmmmm
Legio. X equestris
>Youtube mp3
>sleeping
is there a more runtish activity
Ah yes, that's why they're willing to bend over and spread it as soon as Chad gives them the time of day.
*shakes your hand*
*hugs you*
*kisses you on the cheek*
ah bonjour
ooooookaaaaay
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this is how pissjugs got discovered
listen to the radio
I can't tell if fat, gonna need nother image :DDDDDD
Yes, but I had to relocate to a new city for a job. I'm near the end of my company paid housing allowance, so I have to choose something for the next 3-6 months.
We usually stay in halls of residence for the first year (you get your own room, and share a kitchen). Most people move out and live with friends for the rest. I lived with my bulgarian bro for the last 2 years. Was pretty fun.
this is what most people do
What's the British version of Chad?
number 5 blew my socks off!
ah yes, southampton
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do these work just as well as the branded charger?
Baron Chadlington III, Esquire
THIRTEEEN
THIRTEEEN
*cries a manly tear*
Gazza, the 25 year old white man van in training.
this is bollocks tbf
yeah
mum has one and it works fine
do black americans genuinely believe police officers hunt innocent black people on the streets and shoot them for no reason
Sudan
Adam
duh, when did a black lad ever do anything wrong?
reckon if a shark got brave and started giving it the biggun it would take all of 10 seconds for me to have it lifeless at the bottom of the Mariana Trench
I'd give Billy big bollocks one opportunity to back off and apologise before I unleashed a powerful jab to the cunt's shnoz, followed up with my knuckles getting intimate with the inside of its skull
That is the only image of her I've got.
doubt it
>new season of Seven Deadly Sins in 2017
ah yes very good
nofap cures acne
My mates are trying to get me to move in with them, but I would genuinely loathe living with them.
>I'll turn your spine into a fucking flump mate
That one is fat so im guessing other is too :DDDDDD
Gary, Gaz/Gazza to his mates
Proud newbuild owner, used to do seasons as a rep out in 'beefa but has now found stable employment at the local Audi dealership
might do an Eliot Rodger, reckon I could get quite a few kills tbqh
wish I could be this alpha
stop replying to your own post
nobody else is reading that far up
Just set my tinder anthem to agadoo
simply hasnt been a more based man alive than adolf hitler
just cant be done
I work with a guy who genuinely talks like this, he's 5'4 and built like a child's halloween costume.
it takes 36 minutes to sink to the bottom of the mariana trench
could you really hold your breath that long?
Its interesting, I can literally see the class divide in Southampton. The closer you are to southampton uni the nicer it is. Anywhere near solent uni is much, much worse.
I am the original flump poster and that is not me
Muhammad
legs are fine but the arms oh god. tell her to lift
he tried to save us
You make friends at uni you fuckwit
I'd wallop the cunt so hard he'd go flying down mate
While I accept I'm not a woman, a boring as fuck guy like this sounds just as bad and uninteresting as an anime autist.
I guess they're more likely to look good though.
is it like in the picture?
>he doesn't eat clean
red flag
what's something i can buy for £2 on amazon
need to get free delivery
FUCKING MORON YANK
>tell her to lift
You really think I know who any of these people are?
the gf really does have a remarkably thicc bum
toothpaste
just reading about the Franklin expedition
grim af
you'd have to hit the shark with at least 325lbs of force from a single punch to knock it out or kill it
could you really do that while underwater?
new
Gaz has only the freshest in Zara/H&M clobber on, complimented with the latest Adidas drops. If it's a fancy occasion Gaz opts for 1 of 5 white all-saints shirts his mum got him for Christmas. Seasons in Ibiza have gifted him with a deep tan, which he keeps topped up with regular trips to the sunbed
Yes
Kind of. Imagine the contented dog is southampton uni, and Solent is the log. The triceratops represent the future.
Did Alan Davies die?
I've just arrived in the thread and going through it now matey, calm your chops