/brit/

Really Cannot tell if Reviewbrah is sincere or if its all some big ruse

Shipman did nothing wrong

Back to star trek general kid

Lads I'm dying

>star trek

lol and those provinces will have like 10 people each

desu there should be one "province" and several sub-territories within it, with the province as a whole functioning as a federal state almost.

>star trek

me on saturday

>he doesn't have an aga

yanks eh
when will they learn

He's an autist, let's be honest

Guts.

giss a yoke la

You lot using a hot water bottle tonight if it gets a little cold

fucking howling

DO DO DO

PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE

>OP

anyone want a cup of tea? putting the microwave on

youtube.com/watch?v=i5NYMZUYcks

chinese burns don't hurt

>you mean you DON'T watch Trek Wars?

>I have air conditioning in my house even though I don't live in a hot climate
americans everyone

>impling brits have microwaves

You heat yourself with hot water bottles, use separate taps, dont have garbage disposals, and use clothing racks to dry your clothes

anybody need anything from the shop? bout an hour drive so think ahead lads

Captain's log. Stardate 3017. We appear to have crossed into uncharted space, and are observing some rather bizarre cosmological phenomena. A Canadian individual posting on a British general on a Bhutanese egg shell painting forum appears to have reached levels of homosexuality thought impossible by human science. Recommend close monitoring of the situation, and the sending of a distress signal to Starfleet Command if necessary.

i never understood why brits did this.

Sutcliffe did nothing wrong

Its nice for the few days it gets hot. Sorry that we have convenience. I know it must be astonishing to you.

Its not like Air would use that much energy to cool down your tiny little homes

lads

Heeeeey

Heeeeey baby

I wanna knooooooow if you'll be my girl

was taking the piss out of you because you don't have kettles

dum yanks

you're just making a twat out of yourself now

why don't you fuck off

oooh
aaah

Fucking inbred pirate scum

>Mate in the watsapp group going off about how he found this fit bird online and holy fuck she's so fit
>Everyone tells him to post a picture
>It's fucking Rose
Fuck me lads, it's been an hour and I haven't stopped laughing yet. Do I tell him? Do I make them all realise the truth about themselves?

>use separate taps
some people have those meme taps where it's hot and cold in one and you just turn the handle one way or the other to choose the temperature

though they're shit because there's never enough pressure in them

>tfw get shot when you don't have your credit card on you

hate this feeling lads

But the kettle was an american invention.
dumb bongs

Wanking to ladyboy porn again, haha.

such primitive creatures

Brady did nothing wrong

She's not a trap u mango

youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4YH--Xo5I

Fuck off. dont believe you post an image

>She

Shan't be doxxing myself. He pulled a screencap from a "reddit funny compilation" youtube video.

Check out my new tattoo pirate faggots xD

deleted most of my memes off my phone to free up space and in an attempt to use the chon less

tell me about it lad

got shot last week and the cheeky cunts got me straight through the wallet, fucked all my cards up and the ambulance wouldn't even pick me up haha, just left me with a callout bill

small price to pay for a rubbish hole in the sink though (i don't know how to work a bin)

>off my phone

I have a really wierd affinity for alfredo sauce

I have eaten it constantly throughout college for at least the last two years at least three times a week

Wests did nothing wrong

that and pesto are very good

>my phone

Yoga 710?

youtube.com/watch?v=5AztXQjgPk0

#grime

Stop it mate you're not funny

What is the actual point of this meme now?

>tfw got shot today, and the mugger's debit card reader didn't take my card because it had a chip so he shot me again

hate this

*almost lands a yoga 720*

Me and the lads

I'd love for them to try and murder me because I would singlehandedly disembowel both of these utter runts and make them beg for mercy as I strangle them with their entrails

>meme

when was your first hunt?
14 for me

just did a VERY smelly poo

looks quite comfy but i'm not sure killing things for fun is okay

Americans still use swipe readers only
they get personally offended by chips, let alone tap readers

@65442064
'no'

HUNTLEY DID NOTHING WRONG

Let out a massive fart next to the gf, luckily she was asleep.

the gf

I'm sure you and the mexican would get on well

you aren' a real hunter unless you've hunted a man or an apex predator without firearms

basically
you're a shithouse

>brits will never know the feeling of going out for their first hunt with their dad at age 5

>freeroam
>survival
>fps
>vehicles
>preferably post apoc
>single player
>elaborate questlines
what game is this?

fred would heem you with his spastic strength

...

havnt even got a problem with hunting deers and shit but people who kill bears, or go to africa to kill giraffes and rhinos and lions.

I personally would happily kill those people and feel fine about it, because its just not on

is that thing real?

started hunting Runts as soon as i could walk

every game
but also Fallout4 - the questlines

we do lots of hunting actually

just not the same kind as you and it's exclusive to rural areas

As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

I don't give a fuck how spastic he is I would kick the living shit out of him

This month: Tech moneybags promising to cure all known diseases, sending people to die on Mars, and bankrolling trolls to get Trump elected.

youtube.com/watch?v=xdLiyo0x_BI

youtube.com/watch?v=PLpZUI4BZwU

ask beavis I get nothing butthead

you don't have a clue what you're talking about
nothing wrong with hunting within regulations

desu they give out WAY fewer permits than they should because people bitch and moan, which leads to massive overpopulation.

>rural uk
w-what?

I'm white. ask me anything

Dumped the gf, she was just too much of a nutcase and her alcohol problem was ruining everything. I'm going to miss her cute pussy, it was so nice.

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=K6l3szqqJGw

don't think i could actually kill another animal but i'd love to be a tracker helping somebody else hunt

especially in can/us, looks massively comfy

>yoke
Would you like a potato with that mr paddy?

>I've seen more polls this morning than a 40 year old stripper has seen in her entire life

Haha

>vehicles

no you don't know what you're talking about because you are an ignorant yank

hunting an endangered animal for sport is wrong full stop.
And if someone paid me money to do so I would jovially shoot people like you, who do so in your fat yank face

How bad are your dance moves?

Americans are so annoying, for fucks sake

C-walk homie

youtube.com/watch?v=EW-uwNivPvw

>You were warned
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
>Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

oh fuck off janny

majority of the uk is made up of rural towns and villages, m8

>ds9
>DUKAT

holy shit, this is the best edition ever

first for Cardassia!

Now going to tell people whether they're a virgin or not based on the content of their post.

Virgin
Virgin
Virgin
Virgin
Virgin and will die as one
Virgin and a liar
Fat virgin
Not a virgin
Not a virgin
Not a virgin
Couldn't even point to a woman on a map

you can get a vertibird
>hunting an endangered animal
bears aren't endangered

not even close

and hunting provides awareness and money for otherwise failing conservation programs.

makes me laugh when some urbanite mongrel starts flapping their gums about >muh animals when they do far worse than any legal hunter ever has.
maybe if runts like you didn't insist on massive urban sprawl so you can have your little shitbox in the country then there would be less issues.

Kek, what did you post

>high quality posts
>Cred Forums

wrong
i have never penetrated a woman
kys

Why do retards actually trust Online polls when they get swarmed by Cred Forums. Why do people honestly trust an 80% - 20% split? bit delusional desu

been here

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

...

Cred Forums had multiple threads up saying how to manipulate the online polls

i didn't build the houses lad

you did kill those animals
for fun
think you should see a psychologist or something

>you can get a vertibird
what dont you fucking get? i want CARS

doubtful. wyoming has 500k people in it, and is larger than england (which has 53 million people)

liar

now you're just projecting

do people honestly think Cred Forums has even close to that much power to rig every single poll, there are at most a few thousand posters on Cred Forums at any given time, and a load of them won't do shit all.

Sent the gf a fully nude, fully erect, post gym pic earlier today lads

>Couldn't even point to a woman on a map
Jokes on you, I made love to a woman when I was 18, and then repeatedly for the next three years
Then several different women the following year

have had a year long dry spell though

>wrong
>i have never penetrated a woman
>kys

How could there be war crimes if there wasn't a war?

me too x

(it's not far from where i live xx)

the cities are really dense

the rest of the place is fields, farms and villages

accoriding to this I both am and am not a virgin

I publicly denounce this post in its entirety

most if not all of these polls are awfully designed and allow people to either vote multiple times if you change your IP

>you did kill those animals
and?
I eat them after and use their bits.
where do you get your food? from little pre-packaged lunchables in the supermarket? direct from some gigantic factory farm.

I know where my food comes from, and I take responsibility for everything surrounding it unlike you Undermen.

funny how there was some lefty mong posting polls all the way through the debate claiming hilary was winning and trump was losing voters

Why is reviewbrah drawn with the same slime like gleam that lewd artists draw on their characters

They use scripts or change IP. Have you never seen a thread on Cred Forums encouraging people to vote en masse? they are pretty constant after debates and such

what do you mean doubtful you fucking spastic

it's an outright fact that the majority of the uk is countryside

and i don't give a shite about some yank shithole so take your wyoming and wyfuckoff

pic related

even then do people think Cred Forums is some overarching criminal mastermind of the internet, literally able to rig millions of votes?

Democraps are just delusional that no one likes Hillary.

>Undermen.

>implying i'm not a vegetarian

Good morning lids

*le frontiersman gimmick*

this isnt reddit you full of shit dickhead

where do you get your veggies from? are you implying massive destruction of woodland and soil quality for your little soybeans is any better?

don't even talk m8 at least I've got me a herb and veggie garden which fills most of my needs in the warm months.

actually a big fan of the frontiersman gimmick desu

find it very romantic and comfy x

Nicholas

the way spics always say they can't understand portugese is that like yanks being too thick to understand a native brit speaking english or wat

>where do you get your veggies from?
from the local farmers because i live in a village

(not the user you were replying to x)

can't stand when some nu-male welp starts mouthing off about the environment or animals when they've spent their entire lives in a concrete box and filling the world with plastic and chemical runoff.

>the way spics always say they can't understand portugese is that like yanks being too thick to understand a native brit speaking english or wat

>actually eating food
>not sustaining yourself purely off of dew and the energy of the universe

can NOT BELIEVE I have to share a thread with such runts

tired gimmick desu

>can't stand when some nu-male welp starts mouthing off about the environment or animals when they've spent their entire lives in a concrete box and filling the world with plastic and chemical runoff.

ah yes, more projection

ah yes let's eat beef instead which requires a shitload more land for them to live on and also to feed them with

>Despite finding Donald Trump’s performance unsatisfactory, Cred Forums and Reddit users, according to various news reports banded together late on Monday night to manipulate an estimated 70 online polls to make it seem as if the Republican presidential nominee had won the first presidential debate at Hofstra University

>As one user correctly noted on message board Cred Forums, “Cred Forums has enough manpower to change the outcome of a poll with 1.3 million votes,” referring to the site’s politics-focused thread.

>Another user tried to put a better spin on Trump’s excuse for alleging stiffing contractors (“Maybe he didn’t do a good job and I was unsatisfied with his work”) by offering up: “As an alpha [Trump] has no problem with asserting his will. You beta cucks wouldnt understand because when the waiter brings you the wrong order you are too busy shoe gazing at your cell phones to dispute in front of your step-sons mom.”

I dont understand why you think its hard to do it and how you dont know its a thing from being on Cred Forums for 5 minutes

salon.com/2016/09/27/pepes-post-debate-identity-crisis-Cred Forums-ditches-donald-trump-after-his-presidential-debate-fiasco/

do yanks and canucks not realise that rural uk exists or something

why do they think we all live in some central london studio flat and not a nice cosy village

>leftys

>he isn't a hunter-gatherer
sheltered cunts need to leave

>>I said stupid shit and got 'dorad

>tired gimmick desu

>'dorad
FOY

>lefties spelt wrong
>yank terminology
>gif
fuck off

wyoming has more culture than your shitty country can dream to have

>he doesn't believe in ghosts

you arent an alpha male if you respect women

it's not a gif you fucking paki

they literally think the UK is coruscant

do not underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of yanks (this includes cancucks)

>he hasn't seen a ghost
you're missing out on the fun

How so?

>they literally think the UK is coruscant
>do not underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of yanks (this includes cancucks)

>20050712b_5.gif
>it's not a gif
ah yes how impressive

the entirety of your country has no fucking history let alone culture m8

>changing the issue
I eat bison anyways because its a native species and bison herds revitalize the grasslands and light woodland

Bison used to cover almost all of America and can again if we support it

>by shooting it

>yank
>culture
HOWLING

Wyoming is basically Mulgore.

>they literally think the UK is coruscant
y-yeah imagine that h-haha
*hides the door to the alien senate*

>make a post to b8 a fedora
>dont get one
fuck you

>the entirety of your country has no fucking history

objectively false. We have the most action packed history for the amount of time we have existed.

>Sitting in uni talking with a qt about ghosts and shit
>We both adamantly say we don't believe in ghosts and only retards do
>Sitting alone in a computer room later that day with her
>We stop typing to talk about something
>Hear typing
>Both of instantly have that panicked look in our eyes
>Do the whole "Did you hear that?" "Yeah I heard it, what could it be?" spiel for a bit
>Shrug it off and go back to chatting
>Hear the typing again, except it's closer now
>Stand up and walk around the room to make sure nobody else has slipped in unnoticed
>It's empty
>Turn to her and say "I still don't believe in ghosts"
>She says "me neither"
>Typing sound again
>We both immediately log off, grab our shit and leave the room for good
Felt a right willy but it was oddly fun believing in ghosts for a bit.

are you denying that you are entirely ignorant of matters concerning the UK?

no? shut the fuck up then you dickhead

hunting is a big reason for their revival honestly, no one puts as much money into preserving wildlife as hunters here.

hell hunters are the biggest arm of Ducks Unlimited which has done great work bringing back wetlands here.

>why yes I do go hunting, and by using a gun (invented by someone else) and bullets (manufactured elsewhere), I can easily kill many animals and eat them. This makes me much more connected to nature than those ignorant city dwellers

>coruscant

Why was this done away with

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yanks actually believe this

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>yanks actually believe this

honestly why do you idiots even come here, you must have a humiliation fetish, you faggot

Hahahahahaha you stupid fuck

all still used in yorkshire x

whats the difference between a yoghurt and yanks

if you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years it will actually develop a culture

why do nu-males have this "you need to kill it with ur bare hands like a real myn" attitude?

as if using a gun isn't far more human than anything else, and more fun.

>whats the difference between a yoghurt and yanks

>if you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years it will actually develop a culture

howling

>pretends to laugh to deflect sincere embarassment

yank runts everybody

Not entirely wrong. Been at war for most of our existence, fucking things up either good or bad

>whats the difference between a yoghurt and yanks
>if you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years it will actually develop a culture

t. yank on holiday

to be fair animal rights hate it when you use a spear, bow or knife and its often illegal.

yes lads, i have arrived.

>it's a "friend" shares yet another weed post on facebook episode

ahh yes

been warned by janny twice in as many days lads
Why does he do it

embarassing

might adopt a trans-atlantic accent to fit in with the lads better

ITT: former world powers butthurt that they no longer lead the world

so have we

and we've been doing it an awful lot longer than you

>its that yank who does nothing but badly make greentext fedora posts
Great of you to drop by

ITT: insecure shithouse feels the need to inhabit a british thread where he is not liked or wanted

Brits on the chan are incredibly insecure and autistic.

Kennedy's accent is my favourite Yank accent
Upper-class Boston desu

t. George Washington

nice deflection lad

when your country isn't even 300 years old you don't get to talk about """"""history"""""""

you are little an inkblot on the page of european history
a peon in comparison with our vast annals and ancient civilisation

in short you are a yank

declension is for pussies desu lad

the reason is because we had a higher class who spoke french and weren't used to it so they didn't use it

>says the paddy who only ever seems to talk about two topics

1. his personal physical prowess

2. the famine an le evil british

*does another ira post*
ah yes definitely not autistic

T B H Europeans have inherited a lot of high culture, but they've basically exterminated all their "low culture" or vernacular traditions to the point Europe is just full of cosmopolitan pseudo-yanks

*enters the thread*
*looks each and every one of you in the eye*
*strips naked*

>nice deflection lad
>when your country isn't even 300 years old you don't get to talk about """"""history"""""""
>you are little an inkblot on the page of european history
>a peon in comparison with our vast annals and ancient civilisation
>in short you are a yank

>full of pseudo-yanks
>coming from a Canadian

Declension is based

We should bring it back

what a load of nonsense
you don't know what you're talking about

ignorant yank

>Europe is just full of cosmopolitan pseudo-yanks
t. has never been to europe and is the definition of a pseudo-yank

lmao

Because i can use replace them with you and know exactly what they mean
Theyre distinctions that convey nothing.

You don't get to call other peoples pseudo-yanks

Squad goals

having a wank

>tfw American wank bait tv shows
why are they so sexy? they tease you with it so much but show barely anything

>he did it again

this guys fedora posts are a perfect metaphor for the yank grasp on "banter"

totally off base and cringeworthy every single time, but contantly tries its hardest to be counted

laffin

do they have pavements in your country?

*smashes his skull in with a cricket bat*
Fascist scum 2bh, sorry la

they loom like Jedi

me on the left

>65443316
Hahahahahahahahaha

You are so fucking stupid hahahahahahahh

fucking kek you taking it so seriously and getting so mad just make you look like an autistic twat

...

I thought its tw0t for you?

>65443365
Ah yes, the famed "Canadian education"

Is that fucking leaf STILL here?

>everyone of the same nationality must have the same opinion

classic autism

Never understood why they say twot, they even spell it twat
Lesser minds I suppose, we just don't know

t. yank on holiday

look like they came off of DR.WHO

sort of wish we had cheerleaders and that here

Sorry you have to share a "culture" and "history" with this "tw0t"

rasheed

close my eyes a better man

fucking hell, what a mong

Calm down lads

...

yeah wow could you do me another greenpost

wonder if janny will warn me again tomorrow
think he's flirting with me

t. 'sheed
Wouldn't know what a proper gentleman looked like if he slapped you in the face

this yank is possibly the worst yank i have ever seen

an absolute embarrassment to his already embarrassing country

>getting this worked up

"excuse me sir, i clocked you at hot in a lukewarm zone"

nah

Great lads, shame they wanted to genocide all the jews

...

>UR MAD I WIN HAHAHAHAH

you are replying to atleast 2 different people with this tired rhetoric you stupid faggot

go on, accuse me of being mad because I used a naughty word

Not him, but only abnormies and rasheeds dont like yanks

When I studied at York Uni i made loads of british friends easily

>Wouldn't know what a proper gentleman looked like if he slapped you in the face

need anything lads?

first post i've made about this yank desu

Whats Mosley holding in his hand? or does he just have a huge thumb

>york

how can i win when i'm not the one baiting in the first place? you're fucking seething lmao

1 mag please mste

someone's knocking on my front door, shan't be answering them

Guardian pls

don't bash york

can guarantee he never went there x

...

feeling overwhelmed lads

>faggot
FOY

'ok'

a handkerchief , a cigarette case, a knife?

them out of business, sunshine

top tier baiting 2bqh

>not getting the knife ready just in case

>tfw will see the colonisation of Mars within our lifetimes

based Elon Musk

*giggles shyly*

Packet of Brannigans and a Cadbury's Picnic

Tbh I'll be happy just to see a series of successful manned missions

Feels like we've all become overwhelmed by this sense of cynicism and despair where no one wants go bother with stuff like that anymore.

Big Sam did nothing wrong

pot noodle, can of coke zero and a packet of bourbons if you would lad ta

a bf

why dont more places sell brannigans

thought: voldemort was wizard hitler
grindelwald was wizard mussolini

going to try and make a song in a similar fashion to caribou and darkstar

is purple aki being knighted soon?

Mosley was never really antisemitic desu

He was more of an Italian style fascist and probably the softest of all of them

Where's our resident Mexican?

manned missions to mars are pointless

much more efficient to send robots

Hi hon. I did go there though :)

>we

sorry. canadian space program where?

it seems like Musk is the only person in the world actually bothering with this

pirate scumbags.

boring thread

don't really see why so many bongs are getting mad at the fact that the US has more culture than them.. pretty embarrassing lads

strawpoll.me/11317782
strawpoll.me/11317782

they're partnered with NASA

I don't know enough about mosley to say If i agree with him or not, but I can say the average person our age would look at this quote and label him a racist

...

massive leaps in AI in recent years

didn't even know it could be used in half the fields it's being used in today

normies wtf?!?!?!

get out!!

>I will never ever give oral to a qt brit girl

why live lads?

Fuck off back to /britfeel/

not done that, but finger banged one in a hostel in thailand

she was a proper mess though.

>normies wtf?!?!?!

>get out!!

how about you fuck off to bed

Ah yes the old "normies get up for work every morning" gimmick.

would give theresa may a proper seeing to 2bh lads

imagine getting 55 quid a week lads
how do you even survive on that little
must be a boring life

>Google Translate (GOOG) now uses artificial intelligence and scores nearly identically to human translators

only for Chinese now though 2bh

the important distinction being that voldemort was evil and hitler wasn't

imagine judging other people worse off than you to feel some sense of superiority

must be a sad life

(not even on the dole, I just see lots of peole like you and think its pathetic)

He swung the party towards anti semitism in the 1930s but then rejected it after 1945 claiming it was never true.

at last, soon i will be able to play my japanese wank games without having to make sense of the gibberish machine translations

t. on a shitty student loan

>fucked one in the ass
YANKED

what games do you play lid

pineal is on the verge of explosion

Why isn't this /Brit/ + /port/

military edition

wow wrong again sad act

care to make another guess?

maybe I'm just a guywho thinks that coming regularly on Cred Forums just to act like some stuck up cunt when you arent anything special is sad as fuck

which it is. you sad cunt

this desu
best ally
next thread

ghostbin.com/paste/d5ohr

*look lads, the runt is back*

nyoo

>pretending i'm not something special
umm
i have got some BIG stuff goin on

You're willy isn't one of em!

shit lad, sorry
was meant for that JF

kek
saved