/mena/

Salam alaikum /MENA/ ^_^

Wa'alaikum.

I'm here for another hour, you may all bug me with questions.

Alikom Salam
> Bug me with qs
well all-knowing wizard, I'd like to know if I'll be happy in my life ^w^

:3 waalaikum as salaam wa rahmatullah
Is there any meaning to different colors of shemags
Thanks I like the black ones better but I never saw one irl

You must become a rhizome to become happy. Uproot and reterritorialize yourself!

Hello /mena/

Will Mona ever be my wife?

There are also different shapes (e.g. Yemeni). It is a thing of tradition, but no there is no other significance to the color - it is personal choice. Though you will not see many green checkered kuffiyahs.

You have yet to learn about love, young grasshopper.

>sword forks

Swork?

It's called zulfiqar it's a sword Muhammad gave to Ali
Shia worship Ali so they use it as a symbol for their religion

>Shia worship Ali
They believe he's Mohammad's rightful successor, but they don't worship him.
Worshipping any being other than Allah is forbidden in Islam. If anything, some Muslims on both sides are guilty for basically worshipping the prophet, but even in Shia Islam Ali is less important than Mohammad by far.

What's the purpose of the forked tip?

Killing two Meccan assassins at once

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don't they pray directly to ali
to look cool

>don't they pray directly to ali
No they don't. Idol worship is strictly forbidden in Shia Islam at least. I'm less knowledgeable in Sunni Islam but I'm pretty sure it's the same rule.

Hello, what is this general for?

Fun fact: Wahhabists spread all sorts of lies about the Shia.

This. Most Muslims in America (Shia or Sunni) don't really care about it and consider one another Muslims over everything else.
Shia vs Sunni today is just a political battle between Saudi Arabia and Iran sold to the masses as a religious battle.

>tfw Ismaili

Praise the Aga Khan

Nizari state when?

not /mena/ but hello

Is Hezbollah an Iranian conspiracy being pushed to further geopolitical motives under the guise of a religious conflict

When will the middle east wake up to this blatant trojan horse

Yes pretty much

>tfw no sunni qt3.14 waif to make sushi babies

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AMAZIGHT MENTIONED!!!!1!!!!!

You'll find her user

>hijaz
>english help al-saoud rise to power and genocoide all opposing tribes
>Mohamad i in abed al wahab founder of wahabism and thus takfirism
>wahabies wanted to destroy the prophets grave with the "SAHABAS" grave bzz muh idol worship
>over 80% of islamic historical artifacts/ruins abolished in saudy arabia for same reason
>America has a problem with soviet union
>jihad fatwa against
>syrian regime only arab regime actually fighting israel
>fatwa against syria
>Saudy king theatens to burn all the oil if palestine not freed (the only saudy king I EVER admired)
>gets killed and replaced within a week
>result : the kingdom of good مملكة الخير
>hezbollah only arab military force to ever win a war against israel
>kuffar, iranians, majoos, rawafed, trojan horse ect.
>pic related: arab rulers bow down to iran's shah when iran was american colony
Why are we like this?

nice

I'm so confused

i don't like arabs

Shoo roach shoo

Morning habibis

i dislike ar*bs

Hello MENa, missed you guys :)

حقا
يجعلك
تفكر

I bet he conquered her muawiya with his trustworthy imam Husein

Takfirism goes back to ibn taymiyya but yes it's the Saudi wabhhabi who fund it now

The issues of graves and tawassul confuses me there's contradictory hadith 2bh I kind of avoid it, I just want to be Muslim not get involved fighting

Oh never mind just realized they got a little mudlet in btw

Truly the soarest sight one could ever have come accross

Reminder to never mix with Sunnis

Hellu

knock knock

L3awd ?

Yeah :)

How it's going with Ntikhabat? lol

Shwia ou safi

3lamen ghatsewet ?

PJD ol Yasar (la2i7a l watania).

L Yasar bach yhedro 3la l malakia l barlamania chwia o hta ila kano fl mo3arada mzyan.

Nta?

المنظر***
يا علي

I really like this us election.

How do you feel about this???

>hhhhh
Some troll attention whore.I bet she's not even actually from Iraq >~

mostly feel nothing, yet another retard
but what's the context?
i'm on 3g this internet is garbage
will be home soon

youtube.com/watch?v=3KnH2t3Gjio

am i supposed to feel something? idk what you want me to feel

omg she's such an evil traitor i'm so ashamed that i share a country with her thus she fowls my honor by being a fellow iraqi citizen that says that
my god , the shame i'm feeling
you cornered me
how can that 12 year old say that
and on a youtube comment nontheless
now i'll go murder her to clean my honor and then commit Sudoku
>palastinian shitter just discovered youtube's comment function

Commit sudoku, such a foul thing...
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Also i never thought you still believe

above post, and generally everything i post here, should be assumed sarcasm

Hey Palestinians? Could you please help me seek this Palestine qt's hand in marriage?

youtu.be/qqLtPbEmbJs

Mazal ma3reft tbqh

I much rather believe you you're religous than you have the shitty sense of humor diplaied here

I'd much rather believe you're religulous than you having the dead sense of humor displayes here

Was Ali a warlike person?

all arabs are warmongering pedos

Wasn't Ali Persian?

I just want a qt brown arab girl to be my gf and teach me arabic and call me 3omri and 7abibi
why is this too much to ask for
hundreds of millions of arab men have arab gfs, plenty of non-arab men have arab gfs too
why not me?
who and what have I so awfully wronged to deserve such miserable karma?

all persians are warmongering shotacons

>plenty of non-arab men have arab gfs too
>why not me?

Because you are ugly, fat, boring and a neet

Tgis is why I fuxking hate /mena/. Too many asshole European manlets crying about how they can't get with brown girls.
NEWSFLASH average sandnigger woman is ugly.
Also, they do not age well

بئختصار
ئنتة ئبن زنة

>ugly
>fat
describes like 80% of the arab male population though Ibrahim el-Morisco
>european
I'm of your kin shlomo :^)
>manlet
6'3
>average sandnigger woman is ugly
you're gay.
literally gay.
arab women are goddesses
brown skinned black haired goddesses to be worshipped and adored

asalamu aleykum brothers!

How do I get arranged marriage?

I don't care if she's ugly, smelly or bearded, I am too autistic for dating and my parrents are geitng worried about me being still unmarried.

Hello
You and your family should convert

>and your family

That woudl be hard, my mother thinks all muslims are rapists.

slay the kafir

I am Arabic

Mes condoléances

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ILoveRain

What does the OP picture say?

Shias are pretty cool. My brother is a convert. The poetry gathering shit they do is pretty awesome. Isn't Muharram soon?

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baghdad

delete post pls ;_;

My sister in law is from nedjef

noice people, too religious and conservative for my taste but eh
thanks for deleting : 3
where are you from? iran i think?

No, white American. My brother is a convert to Shi'ism and I have an interest in it too

aha
i'm not the best to ask about religion as i'm agnostic
but if you wanna convert ,go for any marja3/school of thought/sub-sect
except this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardianship_of_the_Islamic_Jurist

Thanks bro. And stay safe. Sorry about bush destroying your country.

not your fault

I know.

بابا انت لازم يهتوك ينيجوك يسوي تيزك منهولا

Fucking cringe

هذا المتكلم هندي نجفي لان يدور ولد

كسم النجف، وكسمك

انت وين تكضي وكتك هنا؟ بس على /int?

ئلو مكتب ئلسيد
هذة ئبن زنة يغلط علة ئلنجف مدينة اليمام

how do this many Iraqis have internet

your tax dollars at work

yesh
i go on Cred Forums when there's a shitstorm, especially syrian war general, no more than once a month
and when there's a game of throne season you'll find me on Cred Forums

ISIS isn't just a terrorist group, they have statehood ambitions and they do infrastructure like internet as well

can't you just look out the window for your Syrian civil war fix (. . )

Wowww cute definitely a slut tho

I know I sometimes wonder if Islamic State may become a real country
forcing Syria break up and possibly cede the Golan Heights to Israel

ما الومك الوم الخالقك و فرحان بنفسه خالق..كس اختك و اخت جاكي شان

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huffpostarabi.com/2016/08/31/story_n_11792218.html

Obviously a troll, this is all i'm giving your sad autist ass

ar.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/الاتصالات_العراق

I don't know Arabic :( I want to learn tho

Aren't they assuming for the whole Sykes-Picot

Golan Heights seems unambitious and a confrontation with Israel at this point in time would probably spell the end of ISIS

PS look at this muslimah's qt smile :3

i did a magic trick and translated the article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_in_Iraq

telecommunications AND magic too?

triggered
the way he's leaning he would fall forward
his center of gravity is in front of his feet
his hips should be further back to compensate for the weight of his upper body pulling him forward

butiful music for a butiful autist
youtube.com/watch?v=TkRekfaUFA0

>shorter than a woman
what a fucking manlet

what a qt on the right

ALI ALI ALI

>a fucking tree

wtf how degenerate and privileged can you get

youtu.be/sf08YHhYkFQ?t=2259

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HE IS THE HULK HIS FEET ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE IMBALANCE IN WEIGHT

THERE IS A REASON WE KILL MURTADOON

I guarantee it

Not even Muslim, but 100% SHIA OF ALI:

youtube.com/watch?v=NuS-bf_FK6g

youtube.com/watch?v=V_yVpOTOn8w

>a fucking hospital sign

youtube.com/watch?v=EfLkh4aZQPg

youtube.com/watch?v=-QClExpYXAc

youtube.com/watch?v=6EY-PFIPnWE

الكفر ملة واحدة

I went on a date yesterday (lasting until this morning ಠ_ಠ) with a really beautiful guy. Fuck it was amazing.

Are you happy for me /mena/?

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YOu should be killed for being a fag.

We need REAL sharia in al-maghrib

I would love to have first row tickets when we finally chuck you off a building

Jelly as fuck a zamel ;----;

>with a really beautiful guy
>guy
>m*ghribi flag

Clearly you can't triforce

I'm a girl
(>_>)

See above
(

Are you the chluh grill :0 ?

Homosexuality is legal according to the Jordanian constitution. You faggots even have the Arab worlds only gay magazine, MyKali

Not to mention your king is a dayooth, I have jerked off quite few times while thinking of Queen Rania

I am assuming you are a West Bankcuck, and therefore a Jordancuck.

Rannsaka dig själv

Look at the name,

also the only two moroccan grills here were bullied away.

RIP H.

BTW I said we went on a date not did anything harams

>Clearly you can't triforce
I copied and pasted from WBC's twitter. Those guys are awesome

>I'm a girl
Post your samra tits and face pls. Also feet

a female zani is worse than a looti buttfucker desu

GODDAMIT

>BTW I said we went on a date not did anything harams
First you go on a date and the next thing you know you are sucking cock like mad.

Its incredibly stupid for Arab girls to be sluts because Arab men have no problem ignoring sluts for marriage

I'm a girl

ZOMG SHIT ON MY FACE XDSADAKWSJÖFASDFÅ9WEFASDFJKHSDFawsädkASLDKASLDKSDKLFJASDÄÖLFKASDFNSADLÖFNASKDNFASDKLÖNFASDKLÖFNASD

Kill yourself you fucking faggot

rude desu

If you stopped bullying girls maybe you wouldnt be such a virgin

Hang yourself you fucking normalfag piece of shit

how do I get a moro gf?
please tell me
I want her to be brown
with black hair
and black eyes

I thought secular Arab guys would be much more welcoming to the opposite sex

guess I was wrong. What a shame

>Be Muslim
>Go to remote village
>Buy a qt samra village girl as your bride

Fuck off back to tumblr or whatever goddamn shithole you came from you fucking faggot

>Be Muslim
can we skip that step samrafag?

You werent even on here when the grills from Morocco and Mathilda and the other euro grills were about, right?

H posted pictures of her sexy cozine for me. Very spicy check out archives.

>implying I am the woman

reported to CIA enjoy guantanamo traitor

>mfw literally having a conversation with a hezbollah fighter as we speak

fuck off i live in an isolated village without goddess

>le virgin four eyed persian sperg
LOL

I thought Lebanese were very progressive and women friendly

why so rude? I just want to learn more about middle eastern culture in a progressive and secular environment

No, you're not.
He's lying to you about being a hezbollah fighter.

Is that you joo
>buy
Pls this is not Pakistan (india the daughter's family pay for you to take her kek)

he's a fucking pedophile paki born in usa

Oh, then kill yourself back to r/mena or whatever garbage they browse there.
We don't want pieces of garbage like you on this website.

t7eb nraka7lek tofla user

Well, you could. But getting a non-religious maghrebi is exactly the same as getting some Western girl. You got to be hot, and don't expect her to be a pure waifu or anything. She would just be a Western thot with brown skin.

>implying I am the woman
You are a girl tho

If Israel took out Nasrallah, I would celebrate by putting an Israeli flag in front of my house

Why so cranky?

I fucking hate normalfaggots and people that doesn't lurk or read the rules before posting.

At least I am not a pali faggot who sucks Jordanian cock

Plus, I dont need to get laid when I can just get a truck and run over a fag pride parade

are any of the Americans here in dearborn? I am a white man who lives relatively close and would like to marry your sister.

it's on chatroulette
not samrafag I know who that is

yeah it is
are you a qt brown girl?
are you sure?

>Pls this is not Pakistan
I am talking about the villages, not the big cities

Yes.
>doesn't
don't*

>when I can just get a truck and run over a fag pride parade
I am still wondering why they haven't visited you yet

ic

>or read the rules before posting
pic
post funny caps desu

y so rude?

So you are just sperging out with a tantrum? How cute!

You just need a hug, dont you?

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Hey Lebanon anons.

Got a question. I keep hearing rumours from my friends in the UK that Tammar plans to start making citizens out of Syrian refugees in hope of getting new voters and outvoting Hezbollah.

Any truth to that? Thank you.

>not samrafag I know who that is
I am not a paki tho, so he was not talking about me. Also a sunni persian, so no hezbollah for me

>I am still wondering why they haven't visited you yet
Like Jerseybro, I am too autistic and shy for authorities to register me as a serious threat

Also this:
youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs

I took only one cap
do you like my drawing btw?
he said he's a shia too

You are so adorable

no idea

but yeah nah it'll happen, syrians are extremely segregated against nowadays

even the nignogs in the us were getting treated better in the 18th century than the syrians are here

that entire conversation..fucking lol
9/10 drawing

never happen*
Fuck off already faggot

>admitting he's just an autistic kid screaming
lol

r-rude

I am not going anywere, sweetiepie

Are you sure about that?

ikr?

Thanks.

Well I didn't say he wanted to treat them fairly, just that he wanted to outvote hezbollah with their help.

Anyway I'll need to tell them to me more careful with any info they get and double check....god they are useless without me..

>Also a sunni persian
wonder what you did in your past life do deserve this
this is why i'm agnostic, no fair god could create a Persian and make him sunni, no human deserves to be this shit

Is it illegal to be murtad in Ordon? Because I would love to kill you

They killed some atheist cartoonists a few days ago.

We are hunting you down one by one. Dont think my autism means we are harmless.

You think you are edgy for insulting our religion, wait till we kill you all

I have a few other ones

how is she still alive
that drawing isn't realistic at all

that looks delish desu

post em all t.b.h i'm bored to hell

actually I just found this other one
I'll try to find any others

i don't think that made him smile at all t b h
post some rage

Persian are a superior race. We were scientists, mathematicians, and we created modern Arabic grammar

Arabs are subhuman filth. The Prophet (peace be upon him) was a gold brick in a sea of mud.

The only good thing about Arabs is that their women are hot and brown

Nasty shit happens all the time, this is no way negates the reality of God. We are not sheltered whites who think God is Santa Clause and then start becoming fedoras once we realize how nasty life can be

I made a tunisian girl scream at me in arabic by repeatedly writing "mibounisia"
unfortunately I didn't cap it
I'll try to draw something nice write now and cap it

She isnt, her head is uncooked as decoration for the meal

Was she HOT AND BROWN?

>I made a tunisian girl scream at me in arabic by repeatedly writing "mibounisia"
my sides are in physical pain

she was kinda hot but not brown :/

freshly made

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anyone wanna play dota2?
waiting 5 min desu

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>i don't understand
it can't get clearer

Fuark

Shadow the edgehog here guize
fucking faggot

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I'm not Arab. I'm [spoiler]Iranian[/spoiler]
Pls no bully
>never mix with Sunnis
But then how else will I get a qt Egyptian Muslim wife?

>wanting normalfags such as yourself to fuck off is bad

stop. i'm embarassed for you. 18+ only here plz.

I've been here longer than any of you, you fucking mongoloid.

>hates arabs
>still believes mohammed wasn't a shit

Shia's should drop Islam and actually become a real civilization again. You're SO close already

Pls stop. Persians, Arabs, basically everyone from /mena/ are close to the same race. You're giving the rest of us Iranians a bad name here by sperging out with your diaspora shit.

From day 1 you were a faggot though

how common is that hardcore flagellation shit iraqi shias do? Is it just like a small regional thing or what?

As if you know what day one was like, it wasn't like the garbage posted here

It only happens among the extremely poor and uneducated faggots here, all other shia don't do as it's haram

amazon link please, want to buy.

The other day I was doing roofing with this arab/iraqi/whatever coworker. We we working shirtless bc it was hot and I noticed the scars all over his back and I immediately remembered hearing about this

elitist oldfag or not, at the end of the day you're still a cringy edgy faggot and out of all the shitposts here ITT I cringed most at your shitpost. Cry hard faggot and bend over.

it's more of a paki thing
few do it here

le cringe xD

that guy is high on smth

@65474861
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did he also have scars on his dick while you were doing "roofing"

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28 days nofap

just had a wank lads

Egyptian faggots, get in here.