Pingstralians

>Pingstralians

It works on multiple levels because chinks and bad internet

poland is the only one that can trigger australia

>Connection Lostralians

>an aussie tells you his ping is rising

TMI you sick fucks

>Telstralians pay more for Internet
>they earn much more
>Internet's still shitty
>cannot shitpost, captcha times out
>go outside to try the some banter
>get glassed

meh, I've got 25Mbps
I'll live

>Poland
>Poland

Lad you are only alive because The Germans where too incompetent in Destroying your land.

LITERALLY LOST A WAR TO BIRDS

oh an american. finally found time away from the Doritos bag, to type something ey? How are your sugar levels? any triple bypasses lately?

Don't waste your school holidays here kid

>>get glassed
always gets me

Fuck of cunt.

>1940
Always gets me

Good thread.

Finland has spoken

What atrocious grammar, are you a bogan?

It is a fucking message board. Why should i have to worry about grammar?

why are people still mad at this are you new

>be australian
>wake up next to your mother
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the local boozer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Cred Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>turn on computer and thread you posted on int 15 hours ago is 25% loaded
>turn on tv, wallabies lose to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>lose to new zealand again
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>Be Irish
>Step outside. Get blown up by car bomb
>Checkout of Hospital. Shot by British soldier
>Go to pub
>Blown up again

Stop trying, dumbass schoolboy

Stop assuming i'm a schoolboy. Are you trying to make up for your short stature.

Yangstralia EXPOSED

>5 KB

*pings*

>It took 26 minutes for the first Australian to load this thread and post

>be australia
>[... loading ...]

>be australian
>can't even save this rare flag

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R A R E

My downloads on steam cap at around 300kb per second. If i lived 2 ks away near me mate id have like 3-5 gig.

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