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up the south armagh brigade
why is it /brit/ and not /uk/?
>Janny didnt make this one
He wont be happy
you're all smarmy little shits aren't you but i could easily kick the shit out of anyone here
give me a film to watch lads
because we are british not ukranian
The Wind that Shakes the Barley
erase please
serenity (2005)
crank
>erase
FOY
the codeine is kicking in lads
The Creep
it's about a once famous oldfag that lives in the London youtube system
>the codeine is kicking in lads
whats the london youtube system?
>the London youtube system
>pastebin
what are these codes lad? magnet links?
film or kino?
>brits
bunch of cunts making videos because they're scared of talking to real people for fear of being shanked/martyrd
>London youtube system
>the London youtube system
mega.nz links
the games there are all translated
bully victim
are there any new decent metal bands coming out of the UK lately
Imagine being ugly
would like to start posting on that rp board but I feel like my descriptive skills aren't good enough and people will laugh at me so I'm just going to sit here and cry instead
Yoga 710?
i bet you've made quite a bit of /brit/ feel bad, that lad is probably better than the average here
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>I listen to metal
he's in the london youtube system
>are there any new decent metal bands
no
nor are there any old decent metal bands
or any decent current metal bands
what I am saying is that metal is shit
yeah, try Bloody Guitar and Forward Unto Ashes
bully victim
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t. tropical house benders
>are there any new decent metal bands coming out of the UK lately
...
>are there any decent metal bands
no there are not
>i listen to metal
Fuck off Salvatore
I doubt it
t. bully victim
Hardcore Henry
gonna dust off an old gimmick in 5 minutes lads
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>I find fedoraposting funny
?
is this an accurate representation of the average northern irish person?
Creep is a good movie though
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like you guys won't look behind you after watching this trailer
TELL ME ABOUT BANE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Lads.
My dad's sister's husband divorced her.
Is he still my uncle?
reminder that there are more Irish in America than there are in Ireland
my life be like..
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
Christ couldn't find the thread lads
What the fuck happened?
Bane?
>the London youtube system
nice victoria westwood he has there desu
Pissing off Trump spastics on Cred Forums is jokes tb h
Pretty good for a buzzfeed video
lrn2use the catalogue you melt
Wasn't showing up you utterly spasticated twat
>Pretty good for a buzzfeed video
Shut the fuck up you ruminant
Why is every man at Buzzfeed such a beta nu male bender?
Wrist is still spastic , might stop browsing the chons
Nobody cares micky mouse
just stop mincing about like a fookin fairy
mind is still spastic
might stop browsing the chons
going bald is some heavy shit
career ending injury?
>plastic paddies
>tfw come on brit to post
>get told to fuck off yank
>they act like I don't hate "yanks" more than any other nationality in the world
>yes nationality
>could be born any race in the world
>born native american
IM NOT A FUCKING YANK
slow
you are a yank desu,
you'll all cowards and you know it
If an alpha scouser squared up to you rn you would flap and apologise and beg for mercy
yous talk a big but y'all aint shit
fuck off yank
it's here
ALBA GU BRÁTH
Hey everyone.
fuck.
off.
yank.
How big is your casino?
didn't read, foy
If you were a native wouldn't brits be just as hated as yanks?
hey
guess what
come here lad I'm not gonna bite
oi
yeah you
*puts my lips to your ear*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
how do i make a gf in london
>someone outbids you on ebay
Are you the 1/64th injun type
>>the codeine is kicking in lads
>Britain isn't European
love bald fannies
Just did my motorcycle insurance
£70 a year fully comp
how do you get the final push from wanting to kill yourself to actually doing it
what sort?
have you ever read sherman alexie books?
I've never seen one IRL that wasn't and I've seen many
Watching the Futurama where Fry is his own grandpa
>motorcycle
ah yes, I too am monumentally stupid and enjoy having a death wish
i've seen a fair few bushes not going to lie
prefer shaven but I honestly don't care at all
>>motorcycle
>ah yes, I too am monumentally stupid and enjoy having a death wish
tell em don't waste my time
the normies need to go to sleep right now or i will put them to sleep myself
>ah yes, I too am monumentally stupid and enjoy having a death wish
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Wish I could come across a bush t b h I think it could be pretty hot
Seems like every woman here shaves though
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Notice anything funny lads?
PEE'D
Everything wrong with Yankland in one image
yeah mate, your face
It's there to account for the substantial hispanic population
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Notice anything funny lads?
SPAIN'D
will yanks ever recover?
also poled, monaco'd, indonesiad, and almost chile'd
That's actually the tiny star of David
Just isn't high enough resolution
tell me about fort william and its scenery and local mcdonalds
right gunna smoe dis spliff than prolly collapse in a heap
wish me luck x
upside down netherlands'd as well
bit dead up in here
>feel unbelievably tired, ready to sleep at any moment
>brush teeth
>can't sleep for the next hour
ah yes
and lest we forget, serbia and montenegro'd
Guess my ethnicity lads
afghan
half spic half eskimo
Khan
Popular music from North Korea.
lidl aisle with the anticonceptives and cat food
Terrorist, or perhaps only random checked at airports
Guess my ethnicity too lads
Meh, a little bush is fine on a younger girl. It gets down right hairy after a while and really isn't good munching, unless you polish your knob to that kind of thing.
currently not in possession of a gf lads
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Facial hair says cartel member but the nose suggests terrorist
hmm
definitely swarthy dago
1/4 nigger, 1/4 white, 1/2 spic
roach
korean mexican
It's bloody strawberry you cunthanded slip! I asked for mint straight vanilla with a flake you bloody arab!
nigger
give a profile shot
get to sit with the jocks tomorrow at school lunch
fuck working lads
do american schools really have cliques and all that bollix
>school
your man
call the cops i'm off me chops
lot of my countrymen at your school are there?
Unfortunately not as much anymore now that being a bully isnt something that is cool and.
odds loli evens jav
Yes. It's not as dramatic as movies but people have their little autism groups that they cling to
t.was an outcast
fuck it right in the pussy
gizza deep fried mars bar la
it was never cool
lads i need 7 letter female celtic name starting on F
it has f, ,a, e, n and o
ends on "e" too
it also has a "semi vowel", whatever the fuck that means (guessing R or w? y?)
will post feet if u provide.
Bit dead
kill all brits
Yeah bullying is hilarious. Nothing better than calling on the kid that you knew couldn't read to read the next section in class
Me and all the mates would crack up at him.
It was made out to be a lot cooler in movies than it actually was 2bh, never understood that
fioyane
somewhere descended from nomadic peoples of the steppe, not quite turkic but not quite mongol either
I'll single handedly liven it up
>me and all the mates
t. bully victims
me and my bros would've swirlied you the second you showed your meek face in the halls.
Would've stuffed you in a locker as well
Here you go, I'm making quite a good post here
Do you enjoy roleplaying as something you never were
baked the salmon too long, tastes a bit dry.
Best way to cook salmon?
Doesnt have "i" or "u"
nice try tho, obliged
>its another yank trying to be funny episode
Okay lads, time to exit and go to the underground /brit/
I save the role playing for your nan
>tfw sex dream
>go and wash dick in dream first
>tiny bit of 69 and then end up licking her pussy till she has a huge orgasm
>go to stick it in raw and she makes me throw a Johnny on (jokingly) calling me a dirty bastard
>wake up with a huge boner needing a piss
JUST. To add insult to injury it was proper 'first time with that person' awkward sex, and probably the worst I've ever had even by that standard. Can't believe I was cucked by my subconscious desu.
just stopping by to say that any Americans who use britishisms on Cred Forums are fucking pathetic
you know this guy is an ardent furry and had porn of his (fox) fursona fucking an anthropomorphized version of that fox, right?
and that ronron wasn't fixed
right?
Terrific post but fuck off yank
yeah i just saw the end of the video
what the fuck
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think she's a bit unhinged
Whenever I have sex in a dream it's always either great or I wake up before i cum
>make a well-written post
>/brit/ adopts my diction for the next week
How dumb are you people?
Thinking of switching to brit English in my writing instead of the yank one. Will work on the accent later. Being a French speaker it's actually comfier. So far it doesn't seem like a big change, writing words like 'colour' and 'realise', and not saying faggot and other things I could gather thanks to the Foy gimmick. What else should I be careful about? Redpill me on British vs American english please
tru dat
and she retweeted this just before
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crikey what is her problem?
dont do it
My dream sex life is generally terrible, can only remember spunking like twice before, but this took first prize. I'm now wide awake too cos it was a raging boner and I had to will it to go away, couldn't just waddle to and from the toilet half asleep and climb back into bed. This is a girl who's advances I've rejected irl too. FML.
just did a cum to elsa jean getting blacked
Could someone tell me about tourism spending standards in the british islands? I'd spend 2 weeks there, and I'm thinking around £ 2,000 as somehow 'average' spending.
Is it enough for having bed abd breakfast during 13 - 14 days ?
If you aren't a nationalist, you NEED to fuck off.
shut up you twat
would say its somewhat probable that she just got her feelings hurt by a male
yeah easy
you could get 2 weeks (or even more) in a really nice hotel for that not just a bed and breakfast
I did NOT come to Cred Forums to get cyber bullied user. Maybe think before you hit that post button next time?
Rorke
Yes, definitely. More than enough.
I write for work and believe or not manuscripts in my field have a higher chance of being accepted when written in brit English. It also makes more sense geographically. I am closer to britain.
where are you going lad? bnb is about 20-40 quid a night usually so that'll be fine, use megabus if you want to get around cheaply, go to the lake district, bristol and bath
rasheed
THIS
Thoughts?
@65445955
fuck off yank
Tickets to museums and other attractions (the meme ones, like London Tower, Stonehenge, etc) will burden me? And as to eating, countryside is cheaper or more expensive than London and nearby ?
Ignore these poortheners. It's not huge budget but do-able, although a stretch for private accommodation I think. You could get away with less if you used hostels, which are perfectly OK in the UK 2bh.
museums are free I'M sure, but yeah 2000 should do you for the trip
Ignore this paki.
Dude don't be rude
countryside near london will be almost as expensive, will be cheap around stonehenge
also ignore the london twat, you'll be fine if you spend 3-4 days in london
err what is this thread about?
Feel like my penis is shrinking
White people. How about trying to walk a mile in my shoes?
Nah? Didn't think so. That right there admits theres a problem.
Americans basically bastardised English
rasheed
he could do a BnB no problem don't be silly
Thanks for the tips. I'm going February, not really looking for exclusive sightseeing, thinking more of museums and pubs/nightlife. But I'd be doing Wales and Scotland as well, but knowing that the weather in February might spoil some sightseeing...
*zed
where are you going in wales?
RASHEED AND RORKE
SITTING IN A TREE
alri
>destroys civilization
Tower is about 30 squids mate. Worth seeing though.
Stonehenge is a pain to get to I'd you're not renting a car, I think most tourist get a coach.
Food in London is same as outside. Factor a fiver (street food) to 40s (actual meal) depending on what you're planning to eat.
women were a mistake lads
feb is legit one of the worst weather-wise
Business idea: /brit/ meetup with the Brazilian
If you like football, stadiums are expensive as hell. T. Spent 1500€ for a one week vacation in London.
ahh cool
edinburgh is a lush city, i don't know what you'd really want to do in wales except climb snowdon
avoid glasgow, it's shit
pubs and nightlife = bristol and manchester
>€
what are you doing
40?! better be a pretty fucking good meal
you can stay with me in birmingham if you want senpai :3
>birmingham
don't do it, he's a paki rapist
converting on the fly
how did you manage that
hating de-gen-er-ac-y
I don't believe that I'll have more than 3 days in London. I'm all about the stuff we don't have here (old castles, fancy booze, so on), probably Liverpool and shit because my wife would love to see Beatles stuff.
Are there many hostels with double rooms and bathrooms? I really don't fancy shared bathrooms, specially going with wife and stuff...
Pub grub is between 10 and 20. Actual meal at an upmarket-ish place is 40 at least once you've had a couple of drinks (masons around 20)
r8 my gf lads
Nightlife and football
>wife
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rorkesheed
Ah I see, with a couple drinks not so bad
bet you support arsenal
fantastic tatas
we got decent science/history museum also a maratime museum in Liverpool and some old buildings and shiet.
theres a tonne of beatles stuff too
waterfront is quite nice
Can I cuck you, mate? Can I shag your wife in front of you?
>£40
>a good meal
barely lad
>castles
edinburgh and york will be up your street then
yorks quite pricey (for the north) though
dunno what the best actual castles are in the uk though
Gimmycke ideaghe: Overcomplycǣtede Ænglysse speallinge foare þe sake oef ǽsðetices
>listening to this on the ride home from the Gym
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Brits add unnecessary vowels to sound more posh
Brits actually have the lowest literacy rate out of any advanced country, so you probably speak british english better than most.
get a cheap hotel like a travel lodge or something. they only charge like £30-40 a night
Is the 2 grand budget for both of you? And no, hotels all have ensuite even the shitty ones, and all have double needs unlike mainland Europe. Liverpool is unironically a good choice for a night or two and I day this as a Londoner
chebs/10
>this is a dish from one of the """"best"""" restaurants in britain
>it's called "Escalope de Foie Gras Chaud et Pastilla à la Cannelle"
brexit was a good thing
Can I get mugged in Manchester? What if I wear a random British soccer team colors?
>it's this guy again
doesn't he know we wouldn't read his posts even if we were able to
Might learn about British History
Ken Burns does great 10 part series on American History and they are like the only well filmed historical films that are done by americans.
Got anything like that for british history?
rasheed
kek
@65446229
>Brits actually have the lowest literacy rate out of any advanced country
That's not true. In fact, we have a higher literacy rate than you. Fuck off yank.
No went to see Tottenham at the time. But visited all major stadia in London (minus the London Olympic Stadium)
i'd ask for my money back Tbh
Business idea: We take /brit/ on tour
Heard there're lots of castles and I'd love to hear that alien language they speak there...
Holy shit, 40 is quite expensive! Exchanging to reais, here I go to a five-star all-you-can-eat barbecue (churrascaria rodizío) with the finest meats and steaks!
Fog and rain? I don't care too much as I live in a city that rains 200 days a year...
Nah, might go to Manchester because my brother is a red devil worshipper, and bring him some trinket...
Why all the hate of Glasgow? I'd like to see where they filmed 'Trainspotting', wasn't it filmed there?
Thanks but I don't want to mean any trouble for anyone. But if people would like to have some beers somehow, I'd gladly accept.
+1 for York. Fairly near Liverpool on the train too I think. Also book your train tickets off thetrainline.com well in advance to save cash
I'm going to fuck your wife.
ah yes
Are you a prince?
Sorry, should've been specific. Your young people do
Just a sign of where your country is headed.
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>retweeted
twitter.com
quality
Do people unironically go to fancy restaurants just to eat an overpriced tiny """meal""" that only takes up 10% of the plate or is it just a meme
>Fog and rain? I don't care too much as I live in a city that rains 200 days a year...
you being from brazil It might be a bit cold for you
What colour are your wife's nipples?
what do you think tapas is
The added U to words like humour, colour, favour usually denote French words I think. It's actually easier for a French speaker. Centre and words like that are written the same in french too.
trainspotting was filmed (and based) in edinburgh famalam
>Why all the hate of Glasgow? I'd like to see where they filmed 'Trainspotting', wasn't it filmed there?
How can you watch Trainspotting and think "Boy, I'd sure like to go there!"
oh wait, I just noticed your flag
They justify it by saying it taste good but desu it only tastes good for the 30 seconds it takes to eat it
free food you get with your drinks
what do YOU think tapas is
Doing an in thread strawpoll cause i cbf making one
(You) me if you say 'film'
Pseudo-(You) me if you say 'movie'
>headed
lmao
It's headING you retard
Please be polite, I'm straightforward normie, so shits'n'giggles must be limited to that...
Good to know, will pay more attention to Liverpool
I'll definetely spend two days in York. But it depends if I manage to go to Ireland as well...
It's good to know that average of price per night, noted!
Yes it's for two. We're kind of frugal while traveling, we'd prefer confortable night over expensive eating. More points for Liverpool.
...
Anyone?
fuckin lazy convicts shitting up the thread
heres one i made for you
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>Please be polite, I'm straightforward normie
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>more better
Why do yanks do this?
I dunno about UK but here in the US you go to an overpriced stake house and the price of a meal could be anything from $30 to $100+ depending on location. But steak is not that good, I mean it is OK but not super I could do better myself plus I can buy Prime cheaper than I pay there for Choice
Its not even that good. My sister loves dragging us to these places
Im the skinniest fuck i know and im never full when leaving. Mcdonalds is FAR better tasting imo.
There plenty of food priced between, I was giving you a realistic baseline to budget for. 30 a head is very achievable for good food. Recommend tripadvisor to find places.
Castles: not sure desu. I think there quite a few in the west country and wales? York is very old/impressive as others have said. Hampton court and Windsor are both very easy from London.
Edinburgh too actually but I've not been. Meant to be much nice than Glasgow
tiny overpriced portions that usually don't taste nice
>retarded foreign tourists will buy these all day long while we harvest their money
BBC
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Tragic individual
>overpriced
you do NOT pay for tapas in spain lad
do they even exist here?
makes morer sense
When I worked at maccas there were always a lot of people in suits and nice dresses in the drive-thru at night coming from the restaurant around the corner lel
6/10
I've dealt with -10°C quite confortably. Does it get any colder in northern Scotland? Also since I don't plan to do major hiking, there won't be a problem there...
Oh ok...
I don't mean to say it's the prettiest thing, it's more of a cultural tourism - and yes, I don't think I'd be seeing Glasgow favelas, if there is such things in there...
there are tapas bars all over the uk lad, they just usually don't serve spanish food
yea
read a book
like Canterbury Tales
The Allegory of Love by CS Lewis
The Isles By Norman Davies
Roman Britain by Peter Salway
Anglo-Saxon England by Frank Stenton
Dreadnought
Churchill's History of the English Speaking Peoples
plus Churchill other books covering different portions of English history.
for TV there's Andrew Marr's "The Making of Modern Britain", and Simon Schama's "A History of Britain"
T B H British History doesn't get enough credit.
I forgot to mention that I'm gay (lesbian). Will that affect my stay in any way? What ia the attitude towards gay people in the UK? Here in Brazil it is very controversial and gay marriage was only introduced a couple years ago.
if you can deal with -10 you will be fine
it is incredibly rare to go below that in the UK
>not getting pleasure from good food. Sad.
You da type of niggad to eat at a gourmet budget """restaurant"""
It's the retard version where poor spelling is acceptable
Reply to this post or you'll have terrible nightmares
people won't treat you any different
they certainly won't comment
And thus it began...
Maccas in australia is better than anywhere else for 2 reasons
A) better quality food
b) higher qt density that work there
Wish the portions were bigger but NOOOO that dumb lefty yank had to go and make a documentary about the size that was about to come here and head management got scared and removed it all together.
Ah, got it. Hopefully then Tripadvisor is believable in UK (in Brazil, not that much...).
.
hungry
how do we revive our great anglo past?
you'll be fine
generally expressing strong affection in public is discouraged so if someone tells you to "get a room" it's likely to be because you're making out in public, not because you're lesbian x
If you're letting your sexuality define you, you've got bigger problems m8
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The sharia police will lynch you
take active interest in it and promote it.
even a good number of cities have "gay quarters" now, I know liverpool and manchester do, not too sure about other places. Non-gays go there too thought because people party hard down those ends.
Simon Schama's it is. Very good post lad thanks
they go there to get their negholes pozzed
>btw im a gril lol
dammit
feel like i've been slighted
>Here in Brazil it is very controversial
Oh fuck off, only poorfags think I'll of gay people
What don't straight people like to party?
No snowstorms there?
But anyways is it prohibitive to go outside for hiking in Februar.
Oh wow, heeeeeeeere we go!
Ah yes, very believable and realistic that a married lesbian brazilian is posting on /brit/
Very good awareness
it's only cold at night
will just be wet in the daytime, almost guaranteed to rain every day
Nobody will care.
Yes it's believable. Also as a tourist I recommend bath which nobody has mentioned.
why are brazillians on this website girls?
There seems to be more than one Brazilian here
It's half 3 in the morning here.
It takes all kinds...
its VERY broad and mostly character profiles of people he finds interesting, which he admits, but its a good intro if you don't care about a specific era.
>he doesn't samefag his posts to make other people interested in them
fucking casuals
If you're talking about , then it was my first post itt. /Brit/ is a fun place to lurk, though
Brazilians are weird.
yeh haha what kind of loser wouldnt
literally this
nah only joking fuck off you pleb, no one wants to listen to your shit posts
Don't spoil the fun. I've been for years in the chan, and knew the risks of saying 'I'm married and bringing wife' in such a thread. But it's fun to see the shitstorm...
Whelp, will have to tour on scotchs and pubs then...
Bath, added to list. Also are these cities worth the visit theculturetrip.com
Haha, who would do such a thing!
Certainly not me! Certainly not now!
fuck off you nigger
>-10
Do you live in the highlands or something
>tfw trying to remember the name of an 80s Japanese singer who sung about sexy ladies in a sultry voice
Anyone else know this feel? i need to hear the cheesy song again
new
>gf is studying in Ibiza for 3 months
>hasn't contacted me for 5 days
Starting to get worried at this point but I know she's faithful
Love it when non anglos post in here thinking /brit/ is actually for the discussion of british culture / country.
York from that list. Not been to Oxford but it's a meme tourist place and meant to be nice. Ludlow/Shropshire is beautiful and by iron bridge, but a mission without a car. I'm assuming you're using public transport?
do any of: oxford, knaresborough, york
winchester is close-ish to stonehenge i think you could couple those up
don't bother with the others imo, see london and edinburgh properly
unless you live in a northern rural area during winter, shit was at -14 in the mornings and at night
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