/cum/

too much work to do lads, I can't finish it all
Help me

2D MILFs > Everything else > lolishit

>twn be another world war to make life different

Im a bit sore in my back, neck, and my arm hurts sometimes. But now I have to buy a new car and I really want a BRZ but i dont have a job and only 3k in the bank.

how

objectivly wrong

I posted it in other thread

Idk man, I read it on some girls resume in class and I felt dumb and didn't want to ask her

>He doesn't like Thicc childrearing women
Are you gay or a pedophile?

ALEXA

gunviolencearchive.org/last-72-hours

wew lads
didn't realise it was this common

I'm a man of status and culture, unlike you

In what fucking context would it be necessary to write "pansexual" on a resume lmao

More like a man of getting fucked in the ass

Sup yall

Whose fault was it?

things that modern people find enjoyable:
anime
drugs
snapchat

>this weak banter
as expected of someone who puts 2D milfs over loli

It said she was president of the society of some pan sexual shit at our uni famm

...

Macedonia 4 eva

imagine it lads
just IMAGINE it

Fuck off you gay ass childfucker

witnessed

so?

...

>she was president of the society of some pan sexual shit at our uni
finest murrican pottery

nice numbers yanko

Things that make me fappy:
int
fattening food
my waifu
expecting shit in the mail
money

>444444

>gay ass childfucker
A gay who fucks kids in the ass? Rude. Very, very, rude.

kek

checked

lol

Also known as catholic priest

Describes you lolicons nicely

Nice get.

I love kpop but this is just gross desu

...

Whatcha listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5aR10R3Xo

Wtf is a pansexual

Getting arosed on pans for cooking?

so what about that houston shooter then lads?

Wew

well at least they don't fire atom bombs

pan as in all.
To out tumblr it accuse them of not recognizing mtfs and ftms as the gender they say they are.

me. it was a stupid road setup and I wasn't familiar with the area and I drove onto an off ramp instead of the onramp which was like 10 feet after.
There weren't even any do not enter signs like how most onramps have.
I just bought new headlights too and havent had the time to put them in yet.

Fap man I'm genuinely worried about you

Hello lads. Am I allowed in

youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8

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Ok and what the fuck is mfts

male to female transgendered.

Still under 3 this week?
Are you serious?
Renounce your citizenship and apologize for the crimes of colonialism

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmpk4dYJRNk

W-what's it feel like to hug a girl?

Fuck man, sounds like that could have been tragic. So dud you hit anyone else

Yes i am.
Nvm don't tell me i don't wanna waste memory in my brain to know all the wierd shit about genders and stuff

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>crimes of colonialism
bringing civilisation to the world isn't colonialism pal

ba dum tss

Bigot

**a crime
shitpants

Oh yes
Such civilization
Much humanity

Do you renounce your allegiances to the British monarchy?

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civilisation itself is a crime

youtu.be/iTFrCbQGyvM

i will fuck hillary clinton in the butt

"""""civilization"""""

shoulda learned how to fish lol

Pretty good, lad. Being a faggot won't help you find opportunities for that, though. Try not sucking.

Shut up, English people are the most evil people in the world. It's pretty much programmed in your thick heads to steal and take advantage of people.

No apology can erase your Englishness

Why is that bud?

I've never really given Taylor Swift an honest listen until now
I can't get into it tbqh
No I failed yesterday and hit 5
I'm going for under 10 now
lol
this was pretty enjoyable
Nice if the girl is nice
Nice
classic soundtrack

There are two genders and that is male and female

And there shlould be 2 types of WCs

youtube.com/watch?v=f7CW7S0zxv4
I recommend every brit watch this

just me and my buddy in my car. I was practically stopped and the other driver (asian of course) made no attempt to stop or swerve which he easily could have done. And he just plowed me so hard my car basically spun 180 degrees. So im at fault and have a ticket along with my insurance skyrocketing AND i need to buy a new car. Maybe I can afford the downpayment and get a job so I can get me a BRZ or FRS. I need to get a car soon cause im in the national guard and if I miss drill ill be fucked.

>Try not sucking.
Or give up completely and just learn to suck like a full faggot.

are you black or something
you seem very angry

what is each /cum/'s favorite anime

Deng
I'm sure these guys are truly grateful for the civilization western europe brought them
How did they survive before having the HONOR of being genocided and enslaved by Europeans?

Black people love brits

>he fucks septuagenarians in the butt
That's pretty brave, bud.

Welcome to the NHK

howd you like this faplad
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-v7DqfPRi8

D.A.K 16.10.16

Now this is a good meme
youtube.com/watch?v=VSvBzTKj5hk

ask a great grandson of a communist anything

didn't you lads have slaves until the mid 19th century? and literal codified segregation until the 1960s

That too, but I don't like kissing or hugging or anything like that when I fuck men.

I don't watch anime but i liked the movies from shinobi studio i think that was what it was called that movie about plane desiner

Also i liked akira and ghost in shell but anime is not my taste

niggers

I can rewatch Oh My Goddess forever

there is no 16th month wtf

That's dixieland
That's was not America and still isn't. Fuck those cucks

youtube.com/watch?v=9VkmCDUMiKg

Why u racist

We're not a unitary system. What happens in one state does not necessarily apply to others.

nigger

well you see my waifu is a witch and she will probably get mad knowing im doing this behind her back but there's an evil spirit she told me thats trying to take over you and it does want to harm you and i think i saw it the other day post on here. witchs dont like when we let the world know about spirits because its almost a ro

heheh
vice.com/read/the-men-who-fetishise-and-date-mentally-ill-women-depressed-anxiety?utm_source=homepage

I can help you with those goalposts if they're a bit heavy lads

Probaly someone from Utah that just found out about the internet.

People with non-ginger hair but with a ginger beard are disgusting and should be sterilized

t. nigger

>vice.com

>go to read the news
>see this
Fucking lmao

This happens to me and im portugese, what the fuck.

I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

niggers

Looks like a fucking Jihadist

No, I'm just aware of the mistake English people are to this lovely planet.

I bet some mad scientist just wanted to fuck shit up so he decided to program English people.

t. Genderfluid transqueer non anthropoid

niggers

I have black friends in america i will tell them you said nigger they will hunt you

It's not moving the goalposts when you're the descendent of men who died to end slavery on this continent. Fuck the confederacy.

>emancipation proclamation was 1863
jesus lads, that's a bit barbaric isn't it? didn't your declaration of independence have something about all men being equal or something?

>tfw there will never be a Bush and Putin buddy cop movie

keked at area 51

Go to Mexico and speak Spanish then you self hating cunt

>"I felt like I was being accepted," says Rachel of her first boyfriend, Chad
>Chad

You have a ginger heritage.
CUT your dick NOW ! And DON'T have children!

Fuck you, it's multi-colored, and it's sexy.

>tfw i plan on changing my gender into hubble telescope
Why a hubble telescope you ask?
I wanna name as many stars nigger1 nigger2 etc

:^)

White protestants are literally everything wrong with this world

nigger

Should I do my homework tonight buds?
I'm so comfy though...

no i like it. I already knew I was part irish but I wanted attention.

>American protestants are literally everything wrong with this world
FTFY

I have brown hair and a red beard suck my dick nigger

My hero

nigger

>Bored all day long when I'm a NEET
>Have infinite free time but never want to do anything because it feels like im forcing myself to play video games and stuff
>Say fuck it and get a job
>Now I just feel like I'm waiting around for my next workday to begin, never play anything because I'm convinced I wont have enough time to accomplish anything substantial
>Bored to tears when I have a job

Should I just kill myself now or does it get better
Been working for about three months and dont feel any different

Claimed for America

I liked this too
also driving those cars looks like loads of fun

You mean punished fap man?
No need to worry he's harmless and a good bud

Working is a meme
NEETing is a meme
Life is a meme

Are the Brits the worst shitposters?

>Saskatchecucks will literally do hard time in prison for painting their own ladders

LMAO

their shitposting is too abstract for you to understand
only people raised within the english language can see its artistic value

THOSE NUMBERS!

Man jokes aside we shouldn't be racist
I wish black people called themselfs buddy instead of nigger they are being racist to themselfs

Literally Übermensch.

Have you tried drugs?

Teotihuacán

>sexy
Don't reproduce then

i think he is ok but i trust my witch

is he you? I am confused p? Why is he puneshed .

i met a canadian girl at uni she said she likes winnipeg i never heard of that place before so i thought she said i wanna peg you and what happened next felt really really awkward.

European protestants are basically atheists tbf

Fuck, to wrong. I'm getting sloppy
Finnish is the most memetic language is all time. Don't underestimate our skills in memes and shitposting.

Untermensch*
>American education

>she said she likes winnipeg

You're lucky she didn't call the cops and you'd be sitting in the county jail

>believing in a sky man
jesus forgot this was still a thing in yankland

yes, they're awful

Yeah when I was a NEET

Obviously haven't done them in awhile but I wasn't impressed

Who /neet revolution/ here?
yahoo.com/news/why-more-young-men-playing-video-games-instead-171045828.html

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STAHP
My wife likes it, gayface.
Just like American Catholics. Educated Christians usually wind up atheists.

He is my shadow I suppose
he isn't me
He's punished because that's what he chose to call himself
I was going to call him Venom Fap Man

Do you think this is a motherfucki g game

I don't even have an adequate fedora image for this level of smug faux intellectualism

just bought two litres of soda and stuff to make cheese burgers (with processed cheese ofc)

all rook same going on there mate

That's some gross shit

When will you people learn about our women?

So adorable
Sure, why not?

Yeah probably the biggest pain about living here. I just lie and pretend I'm on of those protestants that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

>she likes winnipeg

>i thought she said i wanna peg you
That sounds good

>They're less likely to have a job, more likely to live at home with their parents – and happier than ever.
>and happier than ever.

Your wife is whore and a liar.

ok i believe you fappy i will go against the witches orders but dont let her know she is always around . so how was your day did you have fun

>he's never done DMT
>his only concept of divinity is limited and corporeal

>>
if she's from winnipeg it's probably for the best

they are everywhere tb h, I even have a couple of Yahweh cultists as [spoiler]friends[/spoiler]

Hello. Yes, hi.

a whore*

hi /cum/-chan !!~

did u miss me...

In this wargame, Japan conquered all of East Asia.

Post Indian qt's lads :3 I need some waifus before sleep

Why am I hard?

Why so angry, bud?

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hello english teacher Tanaka san

no

i've done dmt desu, i just don't why you'd believe in a superbeing who controls the weather and occasionally decides to kill a bunch of asians

hope you're memeing about dmt being spiritual as well, it's just a hallucinogen, good fun though

Germany split America with Japan.

What is opinion of Americans for Pearl Harbor and Japan WW2? Besides "two were not enough!".

YESSS

where have u been

Cum is banging tonight buds

I just don't like these people.
They are so disturbing.

bet you are actually unironically a christian

very funny desu lad

**i just don't get why

>I will never be this alpha and cuck someone this hard
Why live

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>why you'd believe in a superbeing who controls the weather and occasionally decides to kill a bunch of asians
I don't believe in an interventionist god. Like I said, most American Catholics are atheists or agnostics.
Not memeing about drugs being useful for meditation.

I'm nor lad
Atheism is pure retardation though

i had 2 go to school..and to the train...im tried

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My beard is black, red, light brown, and mostly blonde. Despite this abomination, I am lawfully wed to a woman.
Deal with it, ya fairy.

>not a christian
>not an atheist
are you one of (((them))) or a pooskin or something?

I bet you're swarthy if you hate red hair features in facial hair

I'm a nondenominational theist

Anyone under 30 was born 40 years after the fact.

Most people are apathetic I think. We had a debate when I was in high school and I remember it came up about 50/50 on whether it was the right call.

is that like a cult or something

you in /brit/ as well lad? just called someone swarthy in there haha

Yes, it's called Monarchism

Find me a better word in the English language than fanfuckingtastic, I dare you

What's your obsession with non-white? Are you a cuck or something ?

I'm not in /brit/. Brown hair red beard master race.

Oh so you're Quebecois. Everything makes sense. You're not white.

English
People
Need
To
Leave

first bit meant for sorry for the confusion

unironically an english republican anyway

Communism

What's your obsession with red facial hair, you a cuck or something?

To germanics, brown hair and a red beard is the pinnacle of masculinity. literally saxon warrior genes 2bqh

**british
don't wanna be rude to the scots, welsh and northern irish people lad

>unironically an english republican anyway

Rasheed

usen't

English Diaspora is allowed
Grandma used to say God save the Queen on Christmas day

Mexicans
Should
Go
Home

Krauts
Get
Out

unelected leaders, however "ceremonial", are for the third world desu

Older men in particular are still mad about hong kong bed spearings, unit 731 and things like that. Most youth can't imagine the horrors of war though and think the use of nuclear weapons on civilians was too far. Oddly enough the thing that most people my generation think was the most unjust were the internment camps we put japanese canadians from BC in for a few years (even though they were treated fairly... go figure.) We also sent back about 4000 people which was probably a mistake in retrospect.

In effect if you visit Canada 95% nobody will even think about it. Most people here are well over WW2.

no they can stay
saxons need to fuck off and die though

Did you just make it because of my anti-ginger post ?
I already answered here

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>however "ceremonial"

You guys wrote the Magna carta specifically for this. The whole point of the monarchy now is ceremonial. Rasheed.

Internment camps were like daycare in comparison to concentration camps but in the US the average weight of the Japanese Americans dropped a good 5 or so pounds after leaving the camps. Kinda spooky 2bh

They're all fine, I actually feel bad for all but the Northern Irish for having to share an island with the English. Seriously, you people are just way too evil. I'm sorry you're English

What happenedin Canada recently ? I stopped watching the news.

Pretty good
Went to school that's about it

No I googled ginger beards. Micheal fassbender has one too.

haha
never understood why people seem to differentiate between english and the rest
scottish are lefty student cucks
welsh are alri, top lads really, just wish they contributed a bit more in taxes really
and the northern irish are literally religious nutbags who still haven't sorted their shit out despite fighting over if for almost a hundred years

this is good bait desu

>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Coppery beard

Ahh yes, Potatonigger-Americans bitching about the English.

Do you at least have fair skin?

>Light brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Coppery beard

Best combination tb h

Pale to fair that burns then tans

I have blue eyes and the other two

I SAID

i just bought two litres of soda and stuff to make cheese burgers (with processed cheese ofc)

>the whole point of the monarchy is now ceremonial
what is the point in a ceremonial figure again?

>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Brown skin

anyone else read this

It's like there is a chip in each one of your English heads that gives you guys random urges to plunder and take advantage of people. I've never met a group of people so proud of it with absolutely no remorse.

I love the Welsh, I'd take in any Welsh who want to escape a rainy island flooded with English people

>what is the point in a ceremonial figure again?

Idk. DUDE fuck a 1000 years of culture and tradition and shit LMAO

yes
literally fuck that
it's unironically 2016, we should be getting rid of shitty old institutions based on ridiculous ideas

you a muh heritage plastic paddy or something? don't know anyone else who is so butthurt by the glorious english, even the actual irish don't care anymore (they're doing better than us now)

Why so many white Americans think they know the problems of non-whites Americans ?

ok thats good i stayed home today but was reading textbook because my prof just reads from it anyways

my dog wripped a plushie i won from a claw machine i was devastated i dont win much in life

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Why would Americans care about the problems of non-white Americans?

buds

lads

Just leave, fucking English

dudes

I don't know. Why do so many non-whites think their problems are some kind of impenetrable rocket science?

Because we Americans too ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉヽ(｀Д´)ﾉヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

faм

calmate amigo, no hay que enfadarse

I dunno,maybe because you can't feel theirs problems or something like that

weyes

Where the fuck am I? I tried to order the new grilled cheese pizza from Pizza Hut online but when I clicked confirm order it redirected me here

buachaillí

Fuck Off Jared

Welcome

MEXICO ! MY BEST FRIEND !!!!! I'm so happy to see you here :3

r8 my gf

It sounds like a thought-terminating cliche.
>you're not the same skin color, therefore your opinion is always invalid, regardless of how cogent of an idea it is on its own terms
Also, I grew up from poverty in an immigrant family.

mine/10

Tits are a bit too big for the body desu

have you ever had fries on your burger, /cum/?

a guy from my history class followed me to the cafeteria and got his burger, then put fries inbetween the patty and the bun

You attacked and used torture. We nuked 2 cities. We helped rebuild.
It's done. The score is settled.

>Mexico
>A """friend"""

since when?

We actually do that here in macedonia alot

I like petite women with petite tits

low test betas

Fuck off you melon head faggot poster

I'm going to shut you down sunshine

I put em on my cheesesteaks sometimes

Maybe they are a little bit right.I don't know, I'm not even American
Since bridge

She will love your petite dick

She needs more THICC is what I was saying you mong

I've tried it. Didn't see the point TßH. Potato salad is a much better condiment.

i put chips on my peanut butter sandwich after seeing a post like this, do it regular now

I like Trudeau

All hope is not lost then, bud

processed cheese is for hill billies. throw that fucking shit out.

don't mind me im just posting so we hit bump limit faster

>I don't know, I'm not even American
Sure, how could you know if you weren't American? (See what I did there?)
>Maybe they are a little bit right.
What are you even saying?

>not making a burger with AMERICAN cheese

Get some good cheese like Cabot or something

>not making a burger with sharp cheddar

It tastes like shit.

it's good. I don't do it every time since I don't even get fries every time I get a burger, but I do it quite a bit. not as good as onion rings on a burger, but still really good.

need yanks out of business

I am literally smarter than all of you inferior mongrels.

Ginger beard are Satanics

New thread :^)

What are listening to /cum/?

youtu.be/PsO6ZnUZI0g

we

new Danny Brown album

gotta

>dat webm
LEL

hit

bump

limit

yes