/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Bring that processed cheese to my house and i'll kill a motherfucker. Absolutely disgusting.

We are stronger and more capable than them

Let them talk big they know they can't take us in a full-scale war

Give me your address and I'll send some American Kraft singles your way

Can anyone vocaroo themselves doing this arabic tongue twister?

lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur-rasūlu-llāh

>No Velveeta

Are you just being nice?

Ugh my fat as fatass uncle made that with mashed potatoes, absolutely disgusting.

is this true?

America: Africa Lite

Kraft singles are actually pretty good desu

its more like this

They're acceptable on breakfast sandwiches and thats it

youtube.com/watch?v=6eblFOXlHDs

lads I need help

I have to make an infographic about "physics behind a biological process" but I don't know what biological process to choose.

What about burger

Gee, it sure is BORING around here.

Ye

Ejaculation

youtube.com/watch?v=wo9KedPA8Z0&t=827s

sex

Id give CDI zelda the johnson

youtu.be/N_lCmBvYMRs

>all of those dislikes
>those comments

like to see you try, fatso
probably can't even fit in the cockpit of a jet

digestion

Who is your favorite JAV star /cum/?

mine is Ooshima Mio

>wanting to be in a cockpit
faggot

>JAV

Cutting out the dubstep shit would have made the song alright

flatulence
heh

Literally nothing wrong with jav

just you wait until we bring back zeppelins and drop mechanically augmented fatsos onto london, they'll be like living bombs

they never should have got rid of zepps

>tfw video games aren't fun anymore

Ampicillin resistance mechanisms from engineered E. coli bacterium.

if you like the sound of women being raped, sure

I was like that for 3 months. You need to take a good long break for them otherwise you'll burn out and will hate everything

>if you like the sound of cats being raped, sure
FTFY

from them*

>I was like that for 3 months. You need to take a good long break for them otherwise you'll burn out and will hate everything
But I've used them as a substitute for all meaningful relationships the past 5 years. What will I do?

It's not as bad as finnish pop music

you need to pick up another hobby

Reading, watch movies, ride a bike, learn an instrument, go outside. Thats what I did

>tfw job and wish i had no job

I used to love going full ham on a game for 2-7 days and finish
Now I play videogames maybe 10 hours a week. Then again I have schoolwork and wagecuckery

use molecular motors like the flagella on cells

>ywn be a luchador or be the next Tiger Mask

If he goes into the biochemistry and physics of that it would be cool. If its just dude flagellum lmao it would be lame.

so called "cana chan"

that looks so wrong

>Being drunk in an art museum and slowly sobering up while looking at all sorts of different art

Wow San Francisconis such a degenerate city
>arrive there today
>rainbow flags everywhere
>gay couples roaming the streets
>first waiter to serve me was a faggot called Igor

Why did i even move there

where were you, the castro? I go there all the time and rarely see many gay couples

The thing is, the infographic has to be understood by people who don't know shit about physics nor biology. It's supposed to make people (specially kids and teenagers) more interested in science, so it has to be striking.

>Why did I even move there
Because ur gay

because LA is worser

>He thinks spamming the catalog and ironically pretending to be an autist from /r9k/ is the pinnacle of humor

Make it about urine poop or farts then, lowest common denominator

>going to a grant event hosted by MIT, drink free beer then pitching your idea for a phone sex hotline for the recently widowed

I'm in Haight-Ashbury
Pier 39 was also full of fags
Maybe
True

why the fuck would you want to live in the H/A. Its expensive as fuck and full of degenerates and pot smoking hippie wannabes

>choosing the gayest part
user, are you bi or gay?

Cause im rich baby
Also i dont want to live next to homeless or niggers/spics

...

W-why do you want to know

so you moved right next to the Panhandle and the park

brilliant

>Mothman
coolest
>Skinwalker
wut

im racis

No homeless in my street so far

>Skinwalker
I wouldn't worry about it.

>Tfw live in Frogman territory

>Frogman

w-why

Champ is real

frogman ain't one you want fuck with

this statement seems disingenuous

Should I move to Santa Fe?

The west coast has a lot of sea monsters 2bh senpai

>be /fit/ level chad
>I have had enough +8/10 pussy
>I'm tired of people liking me and having a fulfilling social life
>What's this Cred Forums?
>There's a """"politics"""" board!
>This is much better!

More like Santa Gay lmao

Sometimes I forget Cincinnati exists.

No.
Come to SanFran

hope you have some lube with you bud

woohooo

>no guns
>over priced houses
>gay hipster faggots

Not even America, sounds like the worst possible Canada.

Sounds pretty comfy to be honest.

Also,

>Unironically using the word degenerate

Does Santa Fe have a lot of gay people or something? I just want to move to a smaller city but still stay in the southwest.

Fuck San Fransisco with a rusty knife.

...

>unironically being a degenerate

degenerate

(You)

>look up houses in San Fran
>a 2 bedroom shack is half a million

...

in the ghetto too

San Francisco's actually pretty neat

just avoid Market street and never go near the park when the sun goes down

t. shlong gobbler

I'm LITERALLY the most heterosexual person in /cum/

>California
lmano

?

But that's me?

>Canada
I have nothing to say
It's pretty damn qt
Fuck the desert so fuck New Mexico
>not owning a full victorian house
Look at that poorfag over there
Do you want to fugg?

no, thatd be gay

/Cred Forums and the """"alt right""" phenomenon = the natural response to the hyper politically correct, racially over-sensitive society in which we live today. At the core it is not about racism. What goes up must come down. Where is leftist indoctrination most prevalent? Where are most of the Cred Forums tier posters from? Do the math. The media pushed it too far, this is the response from some angsty, bitter dudes that were part of a generation that had it crammed down their throats. Of course, shut-in Cred Forumsaks and genuine stormfags are nobodies in actual society...but the right is genuinely on the rise again, which isn't necessary a bad thing. And you wouldn't be here making memes about it if I were wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbnHxls8X64
>I threw away the papers, real niggas get blunted
damn...

This house is less than 15 miles north of downtown in my city and it's $480k. The house is also in one of the whitest suburbs in the whole state (there is a major golf tournament held in this town every year).

This would be several million in San Fran

Why do you even live here then
Everyone seems to be gay

>24 years old and I've never shot a gun

I want to shoot a gun. How do you Americans know so much about guns?

I dont live there nigga, Im broke as fuck. I just visit

Why do japanese women always look / sound like a nine year old boy being tortured when they fuck? Never smile, never groan, never seem to enjoy it. Do all jap men into rape? Women too?

And wtf is with all the nipple torture and lactation shit? Jap nipple fetish is a thing for both sexes. Ouch!

THE CREAM OF THE COB

get a farmer friend

I challenge you to a xiaolin showdown

Literally just go to any range and ask to rent a gun

They probably have instructional courses if you want to actually learn to shoot too

Is a life without Angie a life worth living?

You can stay in my basement for sexual favors

>How do you Americans know so much about guns?
Guns are just really common here. I've never shot a gun, and I've still got like 6 of them in my house. I've just accumulated them over the years from family members

How can someone go that far in life without shooting a gun?

Fucking cityfags

what a fucking rip off california is

MURDER RATE IS UP

SUPPLY, DEMAND, LOCATION

Nigga, what you saying? I know all about Cred Forums I just don't think many fit Chads are posting there. It's my main board now but I'm b& again and it's a hassle to use proxies.

It's a beautiful state and has perfect weather, too bad it has Californians living in it

Do they not have the internet where you live?

Good; more America for me.

Shut up and stop telling the Californians they are getting gyped. Do you want them to move to the nice states?

I WAS AGAINST THE IRAQ WAR

just thought I'd sperg on you.

I mean I would like them to go to other places and learn that California is not the center of the universe, also that any state can be beautiful

ASK HOWARD STERN

Want to see why I was b&? Mod got pissed for no reason.

>want to start driving 10wheelers for a living
>scared of learning the pattern of a Eaton transmission
All I only drove was a stupid 6-gear Freight M2

Reckon I'm going to the range for the first time tomorrow buds. I don't have any ear or eye protection, gun ranges usually sell that type of stuff right?

WRONG

>10wheeler

I'd rather they think they are the center of the universe they have another fucking californian move to my state.

lel sure

I don't know about "sell", but I would imagine they would have some spare ear protection lying around.

Just go buy some before, just in case

>gun ranges usually sell that type of stuff right?
Go to the hardware store and get some Z87+ rated safety glasses and some foam earplugs; the gun range will probably rip you off on that stuff.

death is not a bad thing
why do modern people think it is?

>tfw no racist gf

Do I need a gun license to shoot a gun at a range or can I just show up and rent a gun and shoot some targets?

>tfw my shitposting is too powerful

The latter.

>tfw no racist bf

Alright
They make safety glasses for people with glasses right?

>Leaf power only grows stronger

modern people are super depressed fuck you talking about

No you don't need a lisence to shoot a gun as long as someone with a lisence is accompanying you.

Not sure how ranges work (Never been to one, I just shoot on Crown land), but I'm pretty sure they don't allow people without licenses to rent a gun.

I'm assuming you are talking about Canadian ranges though

Fack. Alright. I found one range like 1 hour away from me but I have no one to go with.

>perfect weather

"No"

cheeky cunt

a.pomf.cat/rsoyms
i love this song
>waah murder is bad
>lets cure cancer guys
>like five people died from ebola. this is a terrible thing which can NEVER happen again

Never trust them.

>tfw got bullied and laughed at so much that whenever a group of people are laughing and having fun I get an anxiety attack and flashback to being humiliated
No it's ok user they'll be the ones having a hard time when they get older and you'll be stronger for it :^)

didnt mean to say murder is bad
meant to say "high murder rates are bad we need to stop this :("
oh poor vous. my hearts fucking bleeding listening to you

Yes, though many pairs of safety glasses will fit over yours unless you have those fuckhueg lenses.

Where do you live?

Gun people in Canada are some of the nicest people around. There are a few forums you can go on and ask if anyone would be willing to take you with them, I'm sure someone will be happy to show you the ropes

Did so poorly on my test today

I live in Southern Ontario, specifically durham

>tfw no friends

I'm gonna look into this

So study harder mi amigo(a?).

How so?
>dry
>sunny the vast majority of the year
>never too hot, never too cold

my dream is to create a blackjack team that rivals the MIT team

i would like to have the best members from the following countries to join my team, one from each country:

China
Japan
Korea
America
Britain
Germany
France
Russia
Brazil
Australia

What did you get?

>dry
like your ma's vagina
>sunny
ew
>never too hot
WRONG
>never too cold
cant handle a bit of snow lol

forgot to include Mexico.

Blackjack is entirely luck, no skill or talent tho

>Southern Ontario
oh yeah you'll have no issue finding someone to take you.

I would suggest asking on /r/canadaguns (Yes I know reddit is gay blah blah, but it's a solid place full of solid people)

If you have no luck there go on CGN, although it's a mess of site.

I'll know by tomorrow

>tfw you know you are failing it but you keep going

retard

>sunny all the time
>almost never rains
>never get to see snow unless you lat least 2000ft up ive in the mountains or want to be stuck in traffic driving up to the mountains
>sweltering dry heat
>only cold in San Francisco/Marin/Napa county unless its mid/late october
>summer is hazy and full of smog
>brownouts everywhere

The weather sucks

>Gun people in Canada are some of the nicest people around.

This, Canadian gun forums and ranges are comfy because we don't want our guns b&. I hated that Orlando shooting even more because Parliament was debating reclassifying the AR-15 right after it happened. Of course every politician even the one who proposed it hate le scary black gun.

Dry heat is infinitely better than the sticky humid heat you get in the south and midwest

I live in the midwest, I can handle a bit of snow

Dry heat is better than southern humidity but its still horrible. It was 111/112 during the summer last year, and its still getting up to 95F in the bay area even in september

Pretty much.

We have to be as nice and welcoming to newcomers as possible because our shit is always getting attacked. Gotta win the public over or else we are fucked

the perfect weather is that of the alps
prove me wrong
nothing comfier than a late night fön in summer

youtube.com/watch?v=dAdkbaGgcXY

France looks so comfy, it's one of the few countries I would live in aside from the US

So you could have done well, don't worry user. I'm sure you did fine

Watching the episode of Family Guy where Peter starts the Fonzie church and it reminds me too much of Cred Forums and kek.

Good luck assembling a team for a game that's entirely luck

Bring a rabbits foot or something

...

blackjack used to be a game of chance during the medieval ages where people just "guessed" the correct play.

but nowadays, you can mathematically ascertain the best play per hand.

with basic strategy fluency you are still technically disadvantaged by -0.6%. This makes it more a less an even game.

>blackjack is a game of entirely luck, no skill or talent

the difference between you and me playing in a casino is that you would be disadvantaged by 100-300% during your play and I would be disadvantaged by 1-5% .

Can you use chance to explain this 300% power gap between you and I?

I don't think you can. Because I am better than you not due to chance.

I am a statistically significant better player than you.

t. Da Professionalz

>paella
>france
>pepe

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_Blackjack_Team
not him but youre retarded

real pros understand that players are not at war with the casino. they are at war with luck. and they will do whatever they can do to minimize luck in their calculations.

>muh mathematics
You can do pretty well in blackjack just by having a good instinct. IE don't double down on a 15

>in chemistry class
>learn that molecule shapes are due to negatively charged electrons repelling each other
>suddenly curious as to why like repels like
>google "why do opposites attract"
>every single result is about why you should date people who are completely different from you

I don't have any reaction images saved but if I did I'd be uploading the "rly fgt" Pepe face.

*hard 15 I should specify

I want Toronto .

>tfw i lost all my money and won all $150,000 of it back in one night.

im wild!

Yeah I know Pepe is from Spain just like paella, but whatever, one of the chefs is still French and they are in France.

Still comfy af

No, only retards play blackjack

It's a kiddy game bud, you going to go okay connect 4 too?

Because positively charged and negatively charged particles (not that electrons are necessarily particles) want to get their charge to 0

you guys think penguin tastes good?

>It's a kiddy game bud, you going to go okay connect 4 too?

your a tier question

but no

how come?

Should I become a welder once I pay back my student loans if I end up not liking this computer information systems shit? I really enjoy working with my hands

Doesn't it have a lot of fat to handle the cold af temperatures? It could be very good or disgusting

I've tried flamingo, which tastes like turkey
I think penguins taste like flamingo so it most likely tastes like turkey

too fatty

gamey like duck I would imagine

stop impersonating me

No
Napa is perfect

Nuke plz

or Make Northern Ontario it's own province, I would 100% support that so at least some people don't have to suffer Wynne's tyranny.

t. Toronto

Kek

northern pennsylvania?

no
duck is dank

Why can't these faggots dress themselves?

Napa Valley / Bay Area
It's a bit too windy and cool in San Francisco for my taste

well another welcome mat stolen

wait a fucking second youre not getting the upper peninsula before wisconsin or my name isnt bruce rauner

Napa is pretty comfy, but I like Petaluma more

How is this not child abuse? Nuke plz, maybe we can start again in a few years.

And I like dicks more

I knew one girl who had lesbian parents. She looked like a hormonal mess. Her body was too bottom heavy and she had this weird speech impediment that made her sound English. I'm a lesbian myself but I would never try to force my beliefs on any kids I adopt.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78

"niggers"

What is the purpose of a pride parade?

"If I was president, I would kill that gorilla at the Cincinnati city zoo."

WRONG

As tall as lions is a great band tb h
>youtube.com/watch?v=W7fl4mbhDS4

also, what are you listening to /cum/?

If I rub my nose it means the true count is @ 2
if I touch my forehead it means the true count is @ 3
if i jump on the table and ejaculate while jerking off on the dealer's face it means to get the fuck out of there while i distract Management

They like to call me the big dick daddy from Cincinnati

shut up

Faggots feed off of attention, they enjoy doing them more then making a political statement.
T. Has a flamer brother

if i pull a grenade out of my pocket, that means you should leave

lord that was great to watch

youtube.com/watch?v=iWEoK-isTrg

Found some Mexican punk

I want to spread my gaping pussy hole for your big, Canadian cook.

time 2 give kisses 2 daddy

God I cannot wait for this man to be our President.

>also, what are you listening to /cum/?
youtube.com/watch?v=KQPbpKhaUp4

*kisses you* Mmm, daddy, you look tired after work. Want a massage? :3

youtube.com/watch?v=DEsqGOHo0nI

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjy7uUn7fc
i have no image to show my reaction to this

Americans everybody

And people say Americans make shitty TV

>out of alcohol
what do I do

Any CNY anons here?

thnx 4 the (You)
*smooches you*

no one says this except braindead butthurt Cred Forums faggots
everyone in europe watches american tv. i grew up watching duck tales dubbed in german

youtube.com/watch?v=XvqyY3muiW8

Megacuck janitors doing it for free detected

What good american shows are currently airing?

...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78

Hmm.. I'm not quite sure. I'll have to think about that.

you mean in krautland? how would i know i dont live there
i havent had television in like 9 years anyway

>so butt blasted about our GOP nominee you bleach and behead anyone who has a square shaped head
lol

Ether you are from Central New York or not, bretty simple question m8.

>At the core it is not about racism
Maybe 7 years ago. There are definitely legitimate white supremacists in the movement now.

>that dog

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g450eyrN7Pg

No, I mean in general. I never watch network television. So I have no idea.

Really wish someone made a plush Pepe.

Hmm.. too good too bad, I suppose.

DUDE

>album's called ''matando gueros''
>has the picture of a mexican man's head

neither do i
i cant even use a remote control anymore.

Call me when they leave and actually take to the streets aka never. BLM is not inherently racist but look at any of their protests and you will see many black supremacist symbols.

You can be a white supremacist without ever doing anything.

I want a weed pentagram shirt wtf that's sick

>I want a weed pentagram shirt wtf that's sick

Thats why I said call me when they do something. It's like when the media hyped up white supremacists doing something crazy over Obama. Yeah, some people on the internet got butthurt but aside from a couple lone wolves no one did shit.

>dad's going to die within 2-3 years, if not next year
>childhood dog's going to die within 2-3 years
>won't even be considered a teenager in a year, let alone a kid
can time just stop

Dude, don't worry.
Two very, very short years ago I was 19.
Freaked out when I was 20, but it really means nothing once you're past 18.
Apologies for everything else, I've lost many of my pets recently, since they've gotten old together.
And sorry to hear about your father, I've had many sleepless nights myself because of my own father's condition.

>tfw turn 22 next month
>tfw the last birthday worth looking forward to has passed
>tfw only 5 or so more years before I physically start to decline

>can time just stop
Why would it, seems to be pwning your family pretty hard.

Hehe catch me if you can kiddo!

Listening to adagio for string, desu

just ate a hamburger lol

A hard boiled egg

Why are these threads so much slower now?

With mayo

What facade is China building, semi-Australian Mexican?

I just ate a cheeseburger but I'm cultured too so I'm drinking tea with milk and about to watch Hamlet inshallah.

did you do your civic duty and go to In n Out?

It's midnight you fucking NEET scum

Also, Mexican posters have been in decline.

Vote for Cuba to replace Mexico.

>implying he lives in best state

Never had this before, never even considered it

Seems kind of redundant tbqh, eggs emulsified in oil on an egg

No, I made it. More of a Habit guy, desu.

good morning lads

Yummy

join the flag botnet, bud

Ive only been to a Habit once, and that was years ago

I'd say it's on par with In-N-Out but I prefer the habits fries.

click bait from fb
>beta.nameless.tv/video/china-is-building-fake-versions-of-paris-london-and-venice-but-no-one-wants-to-live-there-54440

Watching America: The World Without Her atm tbqh

Really thinking hard rn

It's just deconstructed egg salad sandwich. Hipsters in New York would pay 12 bucks for that if it was served on a plank of wood.

In n out is only mediocre

I laugh every time I hear the word "deconstructed"

It's like the memes about hipster cooking have come full circle

kys, my man

Without whom?

America

we have pizza hut, subway, kfc, mcdonalds

but no in n out

Five Guys > In N Out

I wanna try it too Latviabro..

>deconstructed egg salad sandwich.

dont worry, wherever there is lack of burgers, we will come

America if we don't get rid of trudeau pls invade us and install trump dictatorship

Oh. I understand now.

>pizza hut when bankrupt like 10 years ago in my town
still miss them

it depends

5 guys tastes better, but its more expensive. In n Out costs less, but you cant get all the different toppings

dog bless :DDDDDD

I'm sure I'll visit Commiefornia someday and see what all this hype is about

Culvers is better than Five Guys, and I went up north to Akron a couple months ago. I got some Swenson's there and it was so much better than Five Guys.

Five Guys is always too greasy and the buns are always a soggy mess

In-N-Out is the best price to quality ratio on the planet.

Are they trying to trick me here?

really only california has it so it cant be that good

When I had Swenson's a couple months back it was pretty cheap as well

burger's priest>in n out>>five guys

If I ever go to Ohio I'll check it out. Kinda want to take a train ride cross country.

its starting to spread

shit bread

>burger's priest

americans

>Canadian burger joints

It's ridiculously good. I wish they would spread outside of Akron and open a place in Columbus already

Will you guys join me if I go make a thread criticizing the EU?

no. I rather not get a vacation.

what about carl's jr.?
we only have mcdonald's, burbeger king and carl's in my town, carl's being the best by far

I live in some weird zone where we don't have Carl's Jr or Hardee's

Dunno what I'm missing tbqh

i just watched the world of kanako cummies
it was a good movie but kinda depressing :(
i think i should go to sleep now though

nite

I donwloaded it last wknd, still waitiing for a moment to watch it

here they accept glasses as eye pro

How do you guys trick yourselves into finding anything meaningful? What drives you? Especially in Canada. I feel dead inside. Maybe I should go to the gym more. Or move somewhere with a different culture.