How Girls Have Sex in Different Countries

>beta

Fucking kill yourself /r9k/

t. beta canacuck

Is posting that the bravest thing you've ever done?

>ifunny
>236x214
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From 2005 sex survey, annual frequency of sex by nationality.

Same survey, average age people lose their virginity by nationality

>USA
more like: Hmmm your black cock is so fucking big, fuck this thight little white pussy aww yeah fuck fuck oh my gooooood fuck me FUCK ME!!!! do you like it? do you like-...etc etc etc

Argentina would know.

Calm down Argentina, you are way too stressed about this. Take some time off, maybe a vacation in the Falklands or something.

"'Shut up and fuck me."

Two days later, "was I raped?"

wtf i love finland now

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Please delete this shit

>Russia
that's really insulting
reported video

Fuggg bring back my teenage years i need to lose my virginity and be normal

cant you pay a whore legally in Finland

Well..

>113 times a year
>lose virginity at 16.9 years
>tfw you realize people your age have had sex over a thousand times and you still haven't kissed a girl

>youtube "comedy"
That was about as dumb as the clickbait thumbnail in the OP made it seem like. Please advertise your shitty channel elsewhere.

These sorts of stereotypes are offensive, and I'm concerned with how sexually explicit this video is.

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Are we really that out of touch

>yanks think that "tea time" means a time when you drink tea
everytime

Agreed. My Russian gf prefers beer, wouldn't be able to talk with my cock in her mouth, and would be wearing a garter belt and stockings, not a shirt. wtf?

Average number of sexual partners, by nationality.

Don't look, it will only hurt you.

no, it's the women who are wrong

>france is not a slut
what

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>Turkey
N-n-nOooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!!!

Did you think she was pure?

kek

Hint: that photo was taken under a black light.

much less than this when i was getting ass
lost it about a year early
3x the national average at 28y/o, been on a dry streak for years though...thus why i hang around this shithole

do you have more graph like this?

I need to learn more

Germany learning how to service migrants from an early age

data360.org/pdf/20070416064139.Global Sex Survey.pdf

is this self reported?

if so it's probably inaccurate as fuck

I cringed.

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>survey about teenage sexual activity
>"is this self reported?"
Actually the Clinton Foundation paid for donors to travel the world filming it all.

Except I was talking about the one on sexual education in which an actual curriculum may be in place for certain grades, and with that you can assume that age.

honestly kinda cringey

not any good jokes hidden in it, only poor stereotypes.

maybe Cred Forums ruined me for this humor.

I want to go back and not squander every opportunity.

When will it be my turn

If only the sex ed teacher had told the truth:

In 3 years it will be illegal to fuck girls like this, so get all you can before you regret it for the rest of your life. Throw your Xbox out the window and start doing pushups.

NZ always gets me.

You've been cheated, mate. Cheated out of your 13.3 women.

I was 9 when i was in my first sex ed class

DELET

Camping with your uncle is not sex ed class.

you lucky dog, you must be drowning in pussy huh?

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women """"humor""""

don't all norwegians go on an end of high school trip with schoolmates to the forest and it's basically a massive orgy?

all except the kid who forgot his permission slip

the fuck?

skewed by roasties

if it was only men oh boy

Swedish and German women have sex the same way, with black men while you watch

>Average people lose their virginity at 17 years old

wtf I want girlfriend vietnam now

>no sex in Russia

it's okay cirno

no one is really sure how Russians reproduce

no one can ever remember anything

No, not average people.

Normal people.

Kinda yeah, it's a month of driving around in vans and partying mostly in the middle of nowhere, so a lot of that stuff happens.

I was close to finally doing it during that period, but I fucked it up by being way too drunk.
Didn't think of it as a big deal at the time.

>Didn't think of it as a big deal at the time.
so much this

always thought "meeh it's prone to happen, I shouldn't care that much"

>That high frequency in Serbia
>haven't had sex in 6 years
the strangest thing, it correlates with the time I came to Cred Forums

wow I paused my 10hr music loop for this
Horrible.

>durex
you know these surveys are bullshit

*cringe*

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Normies man
Yet another reason to drink

>germany
>not a brown man

inaccurate

I don't know it seems low

I had sex 400 times in 8 months

>germany

The women are lying. I even the ugliest ones I know had about 7 partners.

Pretty racist

>wasn't an autist
>knew how to talk to girls
>never lost virginity in high school because i wasn't close to any girls/didn't like many of them

This. Later boinked three girls that had liked me in high school all along but was oblivious towards.

You didnt miss out, I wasnt very good at talking to girls but ended up getting the gall to talk to one I thought was pretty when I was in high school
She laid things out pretty clearly eventually after small talk and spending time together, so we started dating. Things were good for a while but I could never get any time to myself, and she would actually be troubled if I did want time to myself which I thought might be normal that she wants to spend time with me
Eventually I got frustrated and told her I needed time to myself, so she ended up stabbing me in the hand because I chose to bring it up in the kitchen
Things didnt last

So much lying in that data. The difference between male and female cannot mathematically be.

>but muh homosexuality
that's not sex.

But what is sex?

>tfw had the chance to lost my virginity at age 15
>got invited to a party because I managed to make friends at school
>at the party is very awkward because I don't know how to interact socially outside of set parameters
>class slag suddenly comes over and starts talking to me
>manage to realise she is making sexually aroused eyes
>she smiles and says something like
>''user I've never really spoken to you, we should go somewhere quiet and have a conversation''
>know what she means
>get nervous as fuck and start to panic
>don't know how to have sex
>get angry at her for suggesting it
>shout as loud as I can 'IF YOU NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE QUIET DON'T GO TO YOUR DESK DURING GEOGRAPHY BECAUSE ALL YOU FIND THERE IS A FAT GIRL TALKING AND NOT LEARNING'
>people turn to look at me
>she rolls her eyes and walks off
>next week in Geography someone throws a condom at me

I want to have sex now, let me go back

If there is a god, he will have to beg for my forgiveness.

what the fuck is this garbage.

I lost it around the average age. Paid :>)

>>next week in Geography someone throws a condom at me
bit late for that

She's nice boobies.

this is terrible
i want the minutes you stole from me back

fake

accept tragedy, become grand master in the art of wizardry, young man.

I can already move objects with the power of mind.

had a cheeky giggle desu

bad humor is bretty gud

I'd fuck her desu, wouldn't care if she's bored as long as I'd see the tits jiggling and get to nut in her.

Ugly women often have more partners. The most beautiful girls I met still were with their first boyfriend.

tits are fake so they wouldn't jiggle

>she ended up stabbing me in the hand because I chose to bring it up in the kitchen

yeah no way, she'd be in jail right now if this was true

some girls have sex with random guys even if they're married you know

>No, not average people.
>Normal people.

Is this the extent of women's imagination?

It's the extent of stereotypes

>can clearly tell this video is bullshit
>still struggling to resist watching it

Is this what it's like to be a moth near a flame?

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!!!
Barbarians get on our level

I used to watch this daily when I was like 10 years old. Made my dick hard as fuck.

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Hardest fake boobs i've ever seen

It's still beyond me how people manage to lose their virginity to a non prostitute...

It's sad, she had like D's or something naturally but got them enlarged to ridiculous size for attention. Literally ruined perfectly good big titties. She's still hot though as long as it's pics and not videos where you see how rock hard her stapled on tits are.

Is this a loss edit?

>he doesn't know girls like to do it with older guys, which magically explains that difference

>she had like D's or something
Really? She just destroyed herself with that terrible decision, she looks gross now, literally any small boob size would look good on her

I thought you krauts were pretty methodical and expertise-driven. Just read some books about it, read Bang or something.

>japan
this cant be real....

Yeah she only did it because she wanted more attention. But she could've been a successful model if she kept the more modest chest, now she's more like a fetish model which is a more niche market. It's weird.

delet this

:(

Her shitty French got me rock hard, to be honest.

What the hell is wrong with turkey...

>will soon be approaching 20 in 3 months
>these stats
w-will I finally be able to do it?
I dont want to do it with anyone though just the one Im going to be with forever

Welp, looks like I'm never having sex again..

How does sex feel like?

the time I did it, I was disappointed.

Lost it at 18. Now looking back at it, it was the best age. Not too young and not too old

India.

Must be all the B.O. and curry stank.

Thanks, that was really bad

Isnt that something you can ask your parents for?

lol we are lower than China

> Russia
I can't stop laughing

Welp I guess we're the sluts of the world. Anyone want a free blowjob?

>hehe pooles always steal amirite xDD
>no nazi jokes at germany
Why do burgers always identify themselves with Germany and the German view on Europe? Is it muh heritage or something else?

>I AM OF GERMAN HERITAGE , MY GRANDPARENTS IMMIGRATED HERE AND FED ME HOTDOGS AND BEER . PRAISE OKTOBERFEST :DDDDD

>German """"""""""humour"""""""""""""

I meant that seriously.
Just because he is on Cred Forums does not mean he and his family have a western mentality.

god damn those tits are massive

it can feel really good. Feel really warm and wet and if it's tight oh lawwwwwwwwd

She's actually German though

Hmmmm

And by St. Patrick's day they turn irish

Are women capable of producing any sort of humour except MUH VAGINA