/brit/

SIGH

just arrived back from ibiza. Fucked this mad yank
bookworm lass who was texting her boyfriend at the time of insertion

speaking from experience ?

yes

would give theresa may a proper ride Tbh lads

haha homo lol

ME
going mental for it atm

youtube.com/watch?v=hpuInTWHijY

youtube.com/watch?v=k5oJC9FP2Tg

man why are Japs so patrician but Gooks are just shit?

this 2bh

She's ancient you bizarro-nonce

>tfw born barely too late to be able to explore space

fuck this

for brazildyke:

the lads have no idea a black woman is among them...

I'm not

fuck off nonce

I do very well lmao

need a grown ass woman to sit on my face and call me a evil racist honkey

>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=hDfFxTkGw7E

all right wingers are mouthbreathers desu

Didn't know you posted on /Brit/, Trump

CHOON
youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw
CHOON

>man why are Japs so patrician but Gooks are just shit?

I think its just the 80s and Synth music. Or the fact that Jazz (or things inspired by it) seems to be much bigger in Japan for some reason

I breath through my nose sweetie x

>tfw no negress gf

>Jada's tiny little bare bum on babestation
Nice, don't get to see that much any more

>babestation
big fan of this gimmick

>Britanon tells me that Brits are the biggest Ameriboos
>come to Cred Forums
>Brits literally hate Americans more than any other country on this board
Really sparks up the 'ole noggin

I breathe through my proud Teuton nose.

Pirate scumbags

> all right wingers are mouthbreathers desu

what ever helps you sleep at night lad

FOY

SpaceX video makes me depressed. Wish I could see the universe when we are expanding to other planets

Its banter you thick cunt

>all right wingers are mouthbreathers desu

>winchester is near Stonehenge
Not really. Also it's nice but not worth the visit IMO anyway. Bath is combine able with Stonehenge though perhaps.

desu I'm a big Jazz fan and love Jap synth/Jazz/pop fusion stuff.

If i ever get control of a spaceship im nudging an asteroid into the atmosphere to kill all you fucking Yanks

>hate
no

it's over.

una vela......................

I mean what can I even do to fight back? There's like a couple things I can say but they can go all night with talking shit.

Is it banter when they flat out say they hate Americans?

Look up galapagos syndrome, explains a lot about japs

I might be renting a car, but what about the costs? I'd even rent a larger car so I could sleep in it...

I'm about to give up Glasgow then, if people are agreeing on it.

Does it rain the same in south as in the north of the islands ? I mean, if there's a forecast of three or four days of rain in London, in Edinburgh it'll rain the same one or two days later?

about the same distance as the crow flies, bath is probably nicer though so i concede

the right wing mouthbreathers that inhabit this cesspit hate everyone i wouldn't worry

fuck off yank

Japan is a nation in decay

Business idea: Every post can only use 140 characters from this point onwards

havin a think lol :P

>Musk has suggested dropping nukes on the Martian poles to melt the ice caps.

hmm. why does this seem like a bad idea?

Sam Allardyce was being paid £3 million per year as England manager, not to mention the untold millions he had already earned as a club manager over the years. Why would he ruin his reputation and lose one of top jobs in English football just for £400,000? Pure greed?

get some high level STEM degree and join the military

America seems so apathetic towards space exploration now though.

:P

:)

>white piggu go home
its nice to know even nations with absolutely fuck all immigrants are still buttblasted as much as the uk

maybe people are just angry about the financial crisis and stagnating wages
it's pretty common to suddenly hate immigrants when things r going badly

Teeth jokes
Devon jokes
Bath jokes

:D

hope i win the short story competition

probably won't though

haha

Yeah they are definitely more apathetic. NASA still works with SpaceX fortunately

No, my dogger protects me from nightmares

It wouldn't matter anyway, whatever CO2 they managed to get into the atmosphere would gradually be leached away by solar wind

Fallout really isn't a problem on Mars

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1141182966

i heard that the NASA is still using russian made rockets hahahaha

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What's your story about?

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Lad, unless it's run by the Paris Review, Oxford Uni or some huge organization it doesn't matter if you win or not. Just keep writing and you'll get better.

Japan has always been passionate even when Europe became so passive.

chinese monkey

Post more melancholic music from the 80s. I am enjoying this thread's taste.
youtu.be/-DuovlZQSEo
This is Isabelle Antena, the White Sade.

dunno how the weather works desu

and yeah it's a bit of a meme that glasgow is shit i'm just struggling to see what it'd offer a tourist, especially if you want history and stuff, edinburgh is like this beautiful old city and glasgow is comparatively a concrete shithole

i've heard it's a laugh to go out there and some cool stuff goes on it's just not very pretty, like birmingham

Why did he deserve to be sacked? I don't see what he did that was so wrong

>Babestation

howling. does this come as a standard channel or is there some subscription fee to get it?

Jada is a right munter.

What is that woman? Looks like Pocahontas from the Disney film.

2bh knowing you live in that country, it's your own fault for not having insurance

hard to believe our ancestors had 40 grand to spare every time they popped out a new sprog

how did people give birth 500 years ago or just before the NHS?

freeview fám

just letting everyone know i'd fuck both of these women

based on the poem 'In the Desert' by Steven Crane

thank you anime

old but gold

Fuck off desert yank

Google it. 20-40 a day I reckon. You won't get fucked for your deposit like in other countries and there no shady firms so go for whatever's cheapest.

It would definitely make more things feasible (seeing little villages and stopping in their comfy pubs and to see their churches etc) IMO, but you could get away without. For the cities you don't need.

Maybe rent a car from London, do the comfy stuff castles Stonehenge and wales etc in car for a 5 days - week or so, then train to liverpool/York -> edinburgh -> plane back to London and home

Pretty sure its just one of the free digital stations. Used to get a good laugh of switching it to Babestation at a mates house then leave the room before his mum walks in and catches him confused

In the Desert is literally my favourite poem of all time

home birth

Sky has at least 10 channels that comes with any TV package

ummmmmmmmmmmm good lad x

doing a cheeky nandos you lads want owt?

>sky
profligate parents pinpointed

They did the smart thing and had a home birth

>'In the Desert' by Steven Crane
Great choice

Birmingham added then...

I'll research on the weather dynamics there... here is always south to north, probably that's inverted there, so I'd need to know the average progression of fronts in there...

what is this 2015?

cornetto

poof

The thing about third party ownership was more scandalous tbdesu. A lot of actuve managers have speaking-consulting engagements on top of their manager job.

Going to be in a Buzzfeed video

It's going to be titled Guys Watch Their Girlfriends Have Sex With Black Men For the First Time

No I'm not a nigget

a monkey and a rapist

rorke

Good luck to you

business idea:

form a white mercenary company in Africa willing to work for anyone and commit any sort of atrocity.

they have an obession with trump

sorry i didn't make it clear
don't go to birmingham
i live here and it's not a city you'd want to come to as a tourist, it's just a good place to live as a young person lol, and if you were gonna do a big uk city, just go to manchester desu, it's got better nightlife

business idea: canadians out

Jada from babestation

She looks kind of azn but doesn't sound it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566d5f02a000b

It is inverted but it's so prone to change especially in February do not bank on anything, and pack for damp/cold.

Do not add Birmingham to your list.

Is it finish

business idea: start a business

Noted! Will google more on these tips!

I can almost not believe that there they don't ask deposits for car rentals !!!!

why don't people do home births now?
you really don't need to go to the doctor unless there is a complication.

>tbdesu

rasheed

thanks lad, I'm skeptical of such competitions though - I always imagine it's a "choose by the first paragraph and too hell with the rest" sort of affair

good lad

Michelle Jenneke is still not my girlfriend. sheeeeeiittt

bananas

Be sure to go to York. It's beautiful.

Rorke

It's actually increasingly popular, usually among the type of people who use a doula.

epidural is standard practice these days senpai

went there for uni. made loads of british friends

I'm a slow typer, and didn't pay attention to what he meant with Birmingham.

Well, so much for hiking in the highlands then... the idea of renting a car sounds more logical now...

Literature is always subjective like that, but at least your trying and writing

he is going to rape all your girls ahahaha

Of course they do mate lol. Probably 200 or so. What in saying is you won't get jewed out of it like other places.

meant to

Viking stuff appeals to me, wouldn't miss it...

Because epidurals are really common

Women also tend to feel safer when they give birth in a hospital

>replying to the post about jada from babestation
lel

you can hike the highlands anytime
scafell pike in the north is good
ben nevis is pretty but a shite walk
snowdon you will see basically nothing as it's almost always cloudy

Business idea: strike deals with a Chinese factory to that produces furniture and sell the furniture at a profit

Honestly if you're going to go to Europe go anywhere else over Britain

People are going to get mad in here, but it's the worst country I visited in Western Europe. There are just so many more interesting and beautiful things in France, Italy, and Spain, hell even Germany.

UK has only one world famous city for a reason.

I love british people and culture, but if I go back to Europe I would tell people to avoid the UK

*sad face*

Well, it'll be weird to drive in the left side...

>18 questions Jews have for white cuckolds

hahahhahahaha

Fyi

Why do yanks store jam in the refrigerator?

Isn't this what the Chinese did with Venezuelan crude

Just entered. From lad?
Had a mate from Sao Paulo.
Sounded insane.

I NEED A FUCKING JOB

Reminder that Yanks are clueless and taking advice from them is absolutely mental.

So what in saying to be clear: they put 200 on your credit cars when you rent it but you will get it returned as long as you don't crash. The chances of crashing are low too, the standard of driving is one of the best in the world here.

Because it makes it taste different

Don't be rude

what that, like painkiller?
I've read stories where women giving birth at home was apparently much more comfortable

(you)

invest in oil

I don't disagree with what you've written, but there plenty to do for a fortnight here.

Can you suck penis?

>UK has only one world famous city
>american education

yeah it's a fatty dose of painkiller straight to the spine

Business idea get à Cred Forums pass. Not à fan of clicking on hundreds of store fronts and road signs a day.

>investing in Oil now and not months ago
clueless

walk into a business, ask to see the manager, then introduce yourself with a firm handshake and tell him you're a hard worker and available to start immediately

It only does that for some countries.
boat boat boat done

This.

>Tuscany is better than any of the regions in the UK
>italy also has the 2nd best food and wine in the world.

>France has the better major city in Paris. It also has much more diverse landscapes for hiking and other things
>Also the best food in the world

I disagree with Spain and Germany though. I preferred the UK, to those two. Scotland is beautiful. If we were just talking england, than yeah I'd agree.

women are such babies lol
its just like a big poo

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you're welcome rasheed

>americanpregnancy.org/labor-and-birth/epidural/
They feel more comfortable giving birth in a familiar environment than they do in a sterile delivery room

A lot of them tend to go to the hospital just in case something does go wrong though

fast dog

I already did you little runt. I am genuinely making thousands off it

Computer load up /shit/ please

Canada is not /brit/

>Paris better than London
Umm OK then sweetie. I'm not disputing anything else you've written though.

your dog looks weird

To be fair, Algeria at a glance looks Paki but, they tend to be decent lads.

>I already did you little runt

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Paris is fucking shit what are you on about?

Been to Ireland twice and Scotland once but never to England. Idk, even though those two were my favorite in Western Europe I feel traveling to England would just feel too...familiar in both a good and bad way.

Neither is Russia

>A lot of them tend to go to the hospital just in case something does go wrong though
no problem with this, but most births don't have issues that need a doctor.

Business idea: urinals you can shit in

haha alri thailad

ngl tuscany is insanely pretty and probably cheaper than the uk, with good food

paris is worse than london though, and spain and germany are defo shit

A wild biphasic appears

>never been to England

It's literally the only part of the UK worth visiting

Why the fuck would you go to Ireland?

alri haha

Business idea: yanks you can shit in

>not a single (You) for the Mexican

Go to a clothing store, try on some clothes, then strut around and pose in the store. I tried it, and now I am a professional model!!

Why are British posters the most intelligent posters on this board?

Business idea: a place where you sell things

curly blonde girls get me going

business idea: kill myself

Lol ur nuts.
I get a huge culture shock going to america, more so than Europe proper. Also Ireland is meme Britain. (No offence to them, they're good lads)

they know that i do not want (you)s

>Why the fuck would you go to Ireland?
To see what white people look like lol.
England ids ruined.
Can't send them back now.. They're here to stay.

alri thailad

>that nose
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>but most births don't have issues that need a doctor
They still go there just to feel safe

Business idea: beds that turn into chairs

what the fuck did he show to her

>I get a huge culture shock going to america
lol wat

>Ireland
>white

business idea: a pill that makes you go to sleep within 15 minutes for 7 1/2 hours max and doesn't leave you groggy in the morning

What are the most /brit/ countries in order?

Id say

UK
Ireland
Australia
NZ
Canada
US
---- power gap ----
Netherlands
????

Dad has a house there and muh heritage.

Business idea: canadians that turn into chairs

chocolate

chocolate

>Ireland
>Canada
>US

What's so British about them?

denmarks quite close behind nederland

a 500GB SSD filled with pictures of fedoras

our media is shilling so hard for hillary clinton

They speak English.
That's basically it.

Well, I don't want to be rude, saying it is your opinion. See that things that tourists appreciate in Spain or Italy I can find in South America, and even here. In a next trip we'll try to go Scandinavia and Baltic countries, but for now, we're really into going to UK (and probably Ireland, if cost and time effective)

Not from SP. Lived there some years though...

That's also different from what I'm used to in car rentals, when they say insurance is """optional""" , but almost impossible to get the car without it...

Are you retarded? Ireland is the most british country besides the UK

Far more than us. Also i said in order you uneducated mong

now they are using the misogynist card against trump

was in dublin yesterday, the amount of foreigners, not even blacks is disturbing

i hardly ever see foreigners outside dublin

Have you been
It's very different even if the language throws you off. He was saying he lived Ireland and Scotland but some how expects England to be like America, that's lol wat

>Australia above Canada

Try again when you force millions of Frenchmen to liver under Her Majesty's reign. That's the single most Anglo thing in the Commonwealth

There's a million Brits living full time in Spain

Hardly ever see foreigners outside of London 2bqh

We all use English Common Law

Ireland and NZ are the most Brit. Least untouched by multiculturalism.
We're unidentifiable from what we were.

>drives on the wrong side of the road
>doesn't have banterstamp on flag
>speaks with yank accent

fuck the fuck off

You have to go back

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all geriatric
all still voting
cunts

no shit, now they are saying that women in america are oppresed

Most untouched*

ITT: things we've known for years

If I were the US president I'd give the Native Americans their own state (under the USA of course)

Is that cucked lads?

holy shit wtf. paris is so much better than london

lmao. paris is fucking gorgeous

Depends how you mean.

I assume you mean culturally, but systemically Canada and Australia are above Ireland.
>Have you been
Yeah, a few times, I have family there. Feels less foreign than European countries imo

Fuck off Paddy that's literally untrue

you weren't alive then lad
let go

Yeah swap aus and nz then

You can take optional insurance but I wouldn't bother. Obviously you're insured anyway, it just protects you from the excess (they charge probably a grand over the deposit) in case of an accident, which is unlikely.

they already have one it's called oklahoma

We'd just drink ourselves to death and end up killing ourselves out desu.

They already have one its called the casinos

Hey boo.

Why?

They'd just drive down the rest of the country when the federal govt has to bail them out

hahahahah now the cunt is saying that trump is a racist misogynist

>drives on the wrong side of the road
Too many moose on the other side of the road
>doesn't have banterstamp on flag
Pic is my city's flag
>speaks with yank accent
Lolno

Reservations are pretty much autonomous from the state governments already

Visiting Ireland is the most comfy thing. Everyone is white. Depressing af flying into Birmingham or London and it's fucking Pakistan again. Ninjas everywhere.

>Australia
>Borderline Republican
>Basiclaly 100% yank aside from accent and drinking culture
>no freedom
>no heritage
>all shitty post-modern buildings, no classic architecture.

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You can take optional insurance but I wouldn't bother. Obviously you're insured anyway, it just protects you from the excess (they charge probably a grand over the deposit) in case of an accident, which is unlikely.

I recommend doing some variation of what I posted earlier -- London, comfy shit and Wales with the car, then turn it in and get trains/planes for city breaks up north/Scotland. Reckon that's the best of both worlds.

Bit mental that the Yanks civilised the natives to death.

That's going a bit too far.

Any of you sluts try absinthe?

What's it like?

>tfw can be born any race
>born native american

JUSTTTTT. But nah our settlements are fucking shit, at least we get into uni for free no matter what

It's like anise, not especially good.

I wouldn't go to Birmingham or London even if they were 100% white mate

>t. literally doesn't know anything about australia besides Cred Forums memes

westernized natives are disgusting, they used to work hard in the past, and now they are worst than niggers

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Do people mistake you for a Mexican?

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should start a campaign or maybe war to send all the foreign invaders home to europe desu

Sorry, that's London THEN comfy shit with car. You don't need a car in London, kek

>ALL natives get shoved into one state probably in the middle of the plains or desert

imagine natives from Upstate NY or something would not be a fan of that.
there isn;t really a lot that can be done for the natives without taking their rights and powers away.

Reservations are basically Vassal-countries as is, maybe give them more rights and allow them to buy more land.

It's just a spirit. Nothing special about it.
Melting the sugarcube thing is just a hipster meme.
You don't trip or shit.

They were wiped out already, we were just cleaning up

>can't drink because natives cannot into alcohol
>can't do drugs because natives cannot into drugs
>most likely born on a shitty 3rd world reservation
Why do you think God hates the natives?

savage

>grtting things subsidised or free because you're a minority

Disgusting. Would end that in a heartbeat if i was world emporer

you dont have a healthy self-esteem, pablo

do you have one of those weird injun adjective names like "shitposts on Cred Forums"?

Will try to figure it that way too.

Well, thanks to you and all the other ones that got my (You)s!

Time to go now

my name is chief raging semi

I'm 1/4th Australian
could be worse, could be a native 200 years ago, or 50 years ago

at least things seem to be looking up even if the nation doesn't give a shit about you anymore. Native culture is seeing a resurgence and birth rates are high.

>I'm 1/4th Australian
this is the most pathetic muh heritaging I've ever seen

bye bye gril x

Ciao. You for some good answers ITT. Best response I've ever seen a JF get in /brit/ desu.

What kind of Native American? Do you speak a Native language? Why don't you like being Native American?

Native Americans have great facial features and genetics though, don't they?

>muh heritage

Agreed to be fair.
Why would you say that as a canuck?

I thought it was hilarious 2bh

Proud New South Walesian blood in my veins

become a doctor lol

it's new south welsh you twat

>birth rates are high.

There are no pure-blooded native ams left

Want to see what the future holds for the white race?
Take a look at that Native Americans... that's how our descendants will be living in 200 years

haha

Why do you do this?

>There are no pure-blooded native ams
there are loads here

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youtube.com/watch?v=xVAHKFx7M-o

me

laughed desu

Yep. Although if you already knew I was a native you could see that I actually look way more native than mexican

Our campaigns barely get any attention due to our tiny population and the fact that we've been campaigning for a few hundred years

Not sure desu. We drink a shit ton, we just all become insanely addicted to it and end up committing suicide

No my name is Grant. Have older family members named some odd ones like Friend of Winds

True, but even 200 years ago we had a culture and a large population. Our culture was actually something people talked about when they talked about Americans. We were feared and even sometimes believe it or not respected.

2bh NSW isn't australia

>and genetics though
They're all raging alcoholics because they can't metabolize alcohol. It ruins any chance they have of making the reservation or their lives better.

Cred Forums pls go with your sensationalist faggotry

>tfw can be born any race
>born native Englishman

JUSTTTTT. But nah our settlements are fucking shit, the Pakis and their 6 kids get mansions for free while all we can do is drink and wait to go extinct

don't see a problem with this desu

their club, their rules

Every club is the same.
Chelsea are cunts though.

Well he's not a Canadian native am is he?

Also whatever bastardized version of their original culture that you claim is making a resurgence is just a pathetic attempt getting tax dollars

The Native Americans are wiped the fuck out
They have no culture and their race is a sickening mix of multiple continents

Your great grandchildren will live how they do now
Alcoholic, suicidal, third world levels of poverty

That's what happens when you destroy a people and their culture

I still use gay as a synonym for stupid, rolls off the tongue well.

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t. butthurt jock with his skirt in a twist

Do natives hate

>whites
>blacks
>Asians
>pakis
>latinos
>other natives

>No my name is Grant
Shit luck

You should name your kids some weird shit

What tribe and where are you from?
I want a cute native girlfriend

>white people aren't facing extinction

t. Chaim Goldstein

I'm incredibly ugly. All of my family looks like a bunch of mutts, we have no distinct racial features unfortunately.

Unfortunately a high amount of Native Americans say we are Cherokee or Navajo even when that isn't true. Why? A lot of tribes do not get any governmental support by the BIA. We have to prove our tribes existence through the 20th century to get recognized. THE US GUBMENT rejects most federal petitions to be recognized as a recognized tribe.

we still get cucked is what im saying

>We were feared and even sometimes believe it or not respected.
I guess that is true
I should have said late 19th century because that was a very bad time.
>they can't metabolize alcohol
some can, the more successful ones in current times like the Pueblo and Iroquois because they brewed alcohol in the past.

semi-nomadic peoples were hit really hard.

honestly I think Natives in America are a bit fucked, in Canada though they still have a large population, better organization, and generally more influence. their birth rates here are insane as well meaning this will only grow.

They should have their own countrys

kikes everywhere

American gf comes with free fries and the fanny produces ketchup for dippin'

Bit fucked NSFW is a term we use for stuff

We literally dick around at work so much that it's used so often

>I can't prove that the current trend is anything more than the natural decline in birth rates during a prosperous time so I'll call it extinction and label anyone that criticizes me a Jew

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This girl is a literal 10

new
new

no toot?

Also, fyi. Most of us don't live in reservations. Only 30% of us do.

I probably will because there are some things that come in handy, and I will never be able to marry anyone other than a native girl.

fake as fuck, bet you got that off facebook. fake, dont waste my time.

>semi-nomadic peoples were hit really hard.
I was talking about the Plains Indians because I don't know what any of the others are like, probably should have said that

Yeah, the Natives here are pretty fucked. It's sad, but no one really seems to know what to do other than throw money at them(which from what Canadians on Cred Forums say, it just makes the whites bitter and the Indians even more dependent)

toot poster is not here

They love all races except whites. Pretty sure they like blacks.

My best mate is Chocktaw. Originating Florida or somewhere. Odd chap but I love him.

>not wanting to be navajo

@65447947
janny's gonna flip

>They love all races
they hate everyone

thread that will more likely survive yanny's wrath

fat bottomed girls

They already do essentially, but its in their best interests to stay as a reservation. Easier to make money off of the white man.

>fake as fuck

no it isnt you utter want

Reminds of the time our Liberal Democrats leader told feminist ABC reporters to "fuck off"

Imagine you had straya abos. How would those casinos work?

mbongo would likely just open a gas huffing tent. or white guilt liberals would build and run it for them because they were just too traumatized to accomplish something on their own.