God Bless Australia

God Bless Australia.

Ahh yes a runt who's "job" is to turn a sign around periodically

a job is a job mate you're probably some university of melbourne wanker.

I am but i also work

...For Buzzfeed.

we have those here too

That's already automated, kind of seems pointless

Why do you have development? What's wrong with paying someone 19 Ozzie bucks an hour instead of applying for permits and the cost of establishing a temporary traffic light?

They're mobile, on wheels and require no permit

Much more econimically sound

Someone has to do it because I've seen how you fucking Melbournians drive. You fucks would turn the wrong way at roundabouts if it wasnt for the little arrows telling you where to go.

>round stop sign

is that unusual or something?

Think they use triangles or diamonds in bizarro australia

they also say YIELD instead of STOP because americans are constantly fed subliminal messages to yield to the government

this is a really good thread thus far, pls keep this up.

I love australia when it attempts to be genuine

Nah yield is for give way. Still fucking stupid although it is nice usage of the word yield

Lol

In my city, there is an on-ramp where the ganados frequently ignore a blatantly obvious YIELD triangle when merging into the on-ramp.

really tightens my jaws

...

Im a young liberal so nice try sweetie x

I don't understand this I thought women liked to meet up and talk shit in the toilet, they can't do that if the toilet is open to everyone

>americans are constantly fed subliminal messages to yield to the government

This from an already defeated leftwing nanny state.

>young liberal

Is there any other type?
Oh that's right ... homo, brown and female.

>he has to pay tax on lottery winnings
>corporate tax rate is 38%
>state AND federal income tax
>Australia ranks well above the US in terms of economic freedom (heritage foundation's ranking of all places)

alri

liberal means classical liberal here. Not obama liberal.

lol

>nanny state
sorry mate I forgot how much freedom americans have with their illegal prostitution and gamblimg, curfews, dry states and 21 year old drinking age

liberal over here is actually conservative lol

don't blame you for making the mistake because it makes no sense anyway

>state tax

Not living in Florida Aussie user, pls stop

I don't get why bogans get proud of shit like this?

genetic memories of the chain gangs from forebears

>liberal over here is actually conservative
This hurt to read, what do you call conservatives then?

The Conservative party is called Liberal, we call conservative people conservatives or a liberal. It's confusing I know.

I like how they had to have it so high so not only can it not be graffiti-ed, but passerby's wont even see it.

I once got assigned to do this. People were mean,.

>be me
>do construction work for my county
>get assigned to the late night crew for a big project
>we're doing some asphalt repairing at an intersection for a heavily used road that truckers/smart people use to avoid highway traffic
>because there's no stop/lights at the intersection they assign me to control traffic
>it's a really busy night
>literally hundreds of cars trying to turn to left road (pic related)
>my chief tells me to do 10 cars each switch
>everything is going smoothly, I feel like spongebob from that hall monitor episode
>then it happens
>there's a line of 10+ 18 wheelers coming down south trying to turn in to the left lane
>to avoid jack knifing they have to force the cars from the left road and the cars heading north to backup
>each one takes over 3 minutes trying to bully through the other cars
>people start honking
>yelling/cursing at me after every 18 wheeler passes
>it took over 20 minutes to get 10 trucks through
>this would happen through the rest of the night
>radio the chief
>ask him for a solution
>yells "It's fine" and rambles about something about the drivers
>do this for 3 hours

wtf I was just doing my job you guys