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Bumping because i hate monkeys

>I'll never marry anyone other than a native grill
By choice or because that's your only option?

post una vela

for king and country

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that was una vela post

What is the relation between Spanish speaking natives and English speaking natives?

Are they like Turkics with their Turan stuff?

natives aren't allowed to marry non-natives

post more

this one is much better

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You are a third worlder

we're ok with gringos.

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>brit daytime hours

We need a fascist Latino poster in /brit/ then everything will be balanced

the soviet union imported africans to fuck russian women

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

t. prison colony

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says the country who has more niggers

its true that dumping more money won't solve things, but neither will cutting them off or taking direct control of reservations.

Ironically I think US laws towards natives are better than our own, and reservations have much more independence and generally less corruption.

here they are impossibly corrupt.

I support Casinos as a viable and often successful option though

lads, is possible for someone to hate reading literature but enjoy listening audiobooks?

LOL soviet KEKsia

dumb pirate

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eres un niño

I introduced the word yanny to brit

also i started the mexicanposting gimmick

cooking up some Kransky sausage lads

the gf has arisen

>neither will cutting them off or taking direct control of reservations
Nah, I wasn't saying to cut them off, just that dumping money into reservations doesn't tend to fix them.

How exactly are the Canadian natives corrupt though?

>I support Casinos as a viable and often successful option though
The Casinos don't help the reservations, only the family(ies) that controls it. They almost always just tell the other natives to fuck off back to their shitty towns

what?

>"more gimmicky"

youtu.be/ayv7ZEtSQgY

reservations here are as corrupt as it gets with all the casino profits going straight into the chiefs' pockets

with that independence comes almost no oversight whatsoever which means the chiefs can do as they please

oftentimes they'll use the reservation police as their own personal gang of enforcers and run the reservation as a mafia boss would his immigrant enclave

Yes it's called being a cretin

that arse is fucking rancid lad

Si senor I have horrible attention span but following along the audiobook helps.

not really, I'm more a visual person.

dunno.

now a donkey shagger is here

Imagine the SMELL

Creh-tin

>Pepe and the Alt-Right in media
>NEETs now being discussed

grim generation we'll be remembered as

Meh, some are very corrupt, some are not. We still have our own elections.

Only 30% of us live on reservations these days anyway

>Only 30% of us live on reservations these days anyway
What's the fucking point then

come mierda beto.

white guilt

eres el de 27 años jajajaa

howling. What a waste of a pretty face

Do you live on one? If so, what are the schools there like?

so what kinda sick benefits do you get being native american

If they give benefits to hispanics and blacks for just being who they are I know you faggots must get even better shit

I saw this shit in my Facebook feed today. Some normie girl liked an article about the alt right abandoning trump after the debate. Had Pepe in the image. Really made me think

do we have an actual native american in here?

i like native americans

This is a Fedora tier image desu

le mexicain est pas très drôle

same reason as said
Chiefs run them as their own little gangland's more often than not, especially for small tribes.

the bigger tribes are generally better off (like the Iroquois again) but most of the rest of them suffer.

still I don't think the Government stepping in to police reservations and take away power from native councils/chiefs will help at all.

honestly if I had power in Government I'd push to set up a national pan-tribal council and basically force the tribal leaders to attend yearly, from there they can work together to set their own codes of ethics and practices as well as achieve some unity.

basically treat them like proper nations

hi x

speak english

>he doesnt have insurance against alien abduction and impregnation

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance

never forget the jamestown, VA massacre where barbarian native indians slaughtered 340 innocent british settlers

what if I want to be abducted by aliens

Do brits really care to that extent?
Granted there was talk about brexit after it passed but only after the voice of britain john oliver told the normies how horrible it was.

mais je suis

It doesnt prevent you from being abducted, its just a pay out in case it happens. win-win

are you the canadian who used to be my best ally in /cum/

also Roanoke
CROATOAN

tfw my ancestor came here in the 1600s from Wales, befriended a number of tribes, used his friendship to work as a guide for the British, and was then killed by a violent tribe.

jesus christ. obviously just browsing Cred Forums for articles to shit out.

The BBC keeps saying how bad Trump is so they hate him now LOL

>john oliver
absolute cunt

hello

i think your culture is very romantic desu x

(do you hate brits?)

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>welsh

they were doing the rest of the settlers a favour innit

hahaha

Is BBC the only TV channel/provider/whatever you have? I've never even heard of other British TV providers

John Oliver is a literally who over here. Only reason anyone possibly heard of him is social media.

Trump was never popular here because of his golf course a few years ago. But yeah, your election is big news here, and normies hate Drumpf

Huh I would think british normies would see the BBC as boring. Is it the BBC 3 or one of the trendier BBCS they like?

what core is this?

normie but i think im different core?

me topping up the water

Sky and ITV hate him too

Obviously not. But the beeb is probably the most well known media company of anywhere in the world, so I'm not surprised that even a tank had heard of it

doing a fucking poo cunts

sore throat

hopefully a hot cuppa with some honey will remedy this

Yeah I know, he was a literally who here up until he became current year man.

Every British millennial becomes an anti-fascist anti-racist socialist Tory hater as soon as they turn 18

would Xena be considered a light skinned latina?

I don't want to racemix with whites sempai.

>Is BBC the only TV channel/provider/whatever you have?
no you absolute joey

why, they're filthy subhumans lad

The mainstream media is constantly pushing vacuous yank shit, no idea why

She's a kiwi

Brits are starting to sound like yanks as a result

Found myself saying noo for new instead of nyoo

>I'm not surprised that even a yank had heard of it
We have BBC here

I didn't know if all of the stations were just owned by the BBC and they just served as your version of the FCC

I've seen latinas like her.
Like I said, I don't want to racemix.
I'm brown mestizo, I'm looking for light skinned mestizas.

anal sex is a disgusting abomination

27 years old.............

US elections have always been big news. And the UK is hardly unique in that. This one is just more memetastic than most.

yeah okay. fuck off

She would have been the perfect wonder woman.
Could act too.
Shame.

my cock

November 8 on Cred Forums is going to be glorious. Simply glorious.

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le mexicain est âgé de 30 ans ...

Our FCC = ofcom.
The BBC own the BBC channels (duh) and channel 4. Sky is probably the biggest broadcaster, owned by Murdoch, same hit who owns fox

Only when men do it.
As part of a heterosexual relationship it's fucking great.

le memes are so le funny

degenerate

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dumb frogposters are deplorable peoples

america jajajajajajaskjaskjaskjaskjaskkakakskaakakajaja

Xena was a better version of wonder woman because she wasn't a yank and she got to fight Greek gods

Post culo

>tfw Hillary is STILL in freefall
lol DIRE

Not usually this much this early, this election is just full on gold though

Father Time spares no one...

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might poo on a canadian to get them to leave

>A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

>this election is just full on gold though
You should see the immense levels of asshurt it produces here

I'm pretty sure we can weaponize it

Amazing how a 5p charge on carrier bags can force so many people to attempt to juggle their lunch back to their desks

me

>police in his country don't just shoot black people for no reason
I honestly don't understand why you're laughing at us.
It's good to be as cucked as you?

I N C E L

t. Yank

Lad, sometimes a grill wants it up the pipe.
Get a dildo in the vag, a little vib on her clit she can mess with and she's screaming and leg spasms all over the show in minutes.
She moves the vibe to your balls and you're emptied with balls throbbing.

>p
>yank flag

Hmmm somethings not right

>image.jpg

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Why are their no bins on the tube?

How do you even know that image.jpg is related to reddit without being a redditor yourself? Can you even host images on reddit? i thought those fags used imgur

It's actually an amazing policy. I bought my first 5p bag the other day because is forgotten mine. Wonder how much landfill it's saved so far.

don't think any girl except emo or scene bitches who hate themselves want something up their poo hole

the mexican will like this...

the trotskyists have taken control of the UK labour party in turn making it unelectable
jajaja

>she wasn't a yank
Israeli
That scrawny barely literate thing with no character is better apparently.

You're already more cucked than us

if she wants it "up the pipe" as you so eloquently put it, then she's a degenerate too and I will have our marriage annulled immediately

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Iktf

Having to type this from beyond the grave after the look the M&S food cashier gave me when I packed my shopping into a Poundland bag.

i like how he called you a degenerate and then you proceed to describe highly degenerate sex

Why don't you recycle them?

trotskyists were jerking off with thatcher speechs when the hag was saying shit against russia

The best thing about this picture is that you can see the lads eye in the top right corner looking at the camera

>sex is degenerate between a husband and wife
>once you're married you lose all inventiveness missionary for procreation
No wonder faggots are divorced.

Birmingham New Street station has really improved

communists are retarded

I do user, after I've reused them and they've died anyway, but proles gon prole. Even I've for less lazy about it and I was always pretty good

>You're already more cucked than us

Paki toilets.
Bit strange.

PRE
NUP

Just watched Lakeview Terrace for the first time, how the FUCK did I not see this masterpiece before.

youtube.com/watch?v=qDyneKkdvDs

Southern Poverty Law Center is run by kikes

why did he come here though?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJcvJMwJOI

might move to asia

they dont want you

Maybe he wants to watch a black man do it.

Always howl at this

LMFAO

The US law system with reserves is very fucked up.

theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/02/on-indian-land-criminals-can-get-away-with-almost-anything/273391/

Also in many cases Casino profits lead to the casino owner and not the reserve only really benefiting because the Casino owner is the guy who brought the Casino in the first place and he has more power then the local leader since his closing of the casino means that the locals lose their jobs. Also other cases the lcoal leader gets corrupt.

In Canada Natives only have power over their lands in name only. Asides form that it's basically a meme since the provincial or federal government can easily bypass it whether it's the reserve saying "NO don't do that" or "yes do that please".

say garlic bread in a Bolton Accent.

I'm moving to Asia
wanna come with me?

post jomer y barto

Why don't the SNP get called out for being a LITERAL national socialists?!

Absolute disgrace
Scotchish privilege in action

Make them a weird province nation hybrid.

Civic nationalism is different from ethnic nationalism

There's a fucking statue of Peter Kay in the centre of Bolton,

Morcambe gets the legendary Eric Morcambe and we get Peter fucking Kay.

US reservations already are

And amir khan

There are people in Scotland that are voting for the SNP because they think they are an actual nationalist party when they are actually DemSocs that love refugees and mass immigration LOL

>find new scottish asmr lass
>she does a Q&A video where she not only says she has an irish bf but she also voted to stay in the EU and will vote for scottish independence if there's another indyref so we can rejoin the EU
women were a mistake lads

here in mexico we need a duterte

I just want them to sort themselves out without direct Government interference.

basically like how the Soviets managed communes, and gathered them together for pan-soviet meetings to discuss policy and make new rules.

the Government should facilitate but not legislate, same as how they should work for everyone.

Why

pussy money and weed is literally all i need!!!

>There are people in Scotland that are voting for the SNP because they think they are an actual nationalist
have you met a Scot before?

to clean the house from the filth

Scots were a mistake

duerte would ruin your growin economy

Preach brotha!!

mexicans are too cucked to vote for duterte
look how they hate drumpf LOL

got acne lads

65449016
t. CIA :0)

>playing ww2 game
>germans are the baddies
hmm yes i see

lol you're a chicANO

>your growin economy
You mean he would prevent the US from moving manufacturing centers from China to Mexico? I don't think anyone can stop that

trotskyists think the kurds are the good guys...

when the pirates and nazis gave support to trotskyists in the Soviet Union

Germans are a bunch of losers

>>playing ww2 game
>>germans are the baddies
>hmm yes i see

t. Ronald Drumpf

>Germans allowed the US and the Soviets to take global superpower status from the Brits
>good guys

It's Chico time

Cred Forums is full of a lot of mentally ill people

patrish grand strategy

m8 the US utterly fucked Britain over

Cred Forums is full of extremely well adjusted and successful human beings

t. Adolf Hitler

And who weakened the Brits enough for us to do that?

/lgbt/ /soc/ /r9k/ and /cgl/ are the real loony bins

it took me three tries to actually make decent gains as France.

currently the war is over and I'm in the NWO scenario as basically the only powerful European state left and a sort of mediator between Soviet and American influence.

>giving superpower status to russia

lgbt is OK user

>not Cred Forums

the USA

this thread needs more gimmicks, less canadians

making an arrangement

being Canadian is my gimmick

/lgbt/ is full of proper mentallers

look at any office the tranny threads

trotskyists want to kill this

having a wank

thread needs more girl canadians and less runt canadians

for gf purposes

>the USA did the Blitz
>the USA shut off international shipping to the Isles

doing a poo

no they did worse.

>girls
>on Cred Forums
lol

You're damn right we do

We cannot have despots like Bashar Assad and those who support him hanging around by anything other than a lamp post if the worldwide revolution is to succeed

having a think about you

Noice. You've reminded me that I've got a pretty fun game going as the Free French forces. I've got basically the entire french navy minus some destroyer flotillas I've lost and about 15 or so regiments I evacuated after the fall of france.

Its 1943 and the allies are preparing to invade the mainland while I harass german u-boats off the norwegian coast.

The USA is responsible for decolonisation and the current mess in the third world

Trotskyists supported this man

but hitler was based

poos and wanks and fuck off yanks

Shut up and look at this cat.

Once Hitler destroyed Stalin the conditions would be perfect for the worldwide revolution to succeed and Hitler would've been decapitated in the town square

>the next rising storm is set in vietnam

I thought about doing that when I collapsed but I decided I wanted to try and hold on as France and remain powerful in the post-war so I started again.

And the Germans weakened you enough to let us do it

>TW have openly acknowledged the asymmetrical warfare side of it

it's going to take 6 months + to make a playable game and not a constant nerf/buff fest desu

Not really an excuse lad

>it ain't me starts playing

>tfw you can fly helicopters
what the fuck were they thinking

having a rest and doing my best

dumb frogposter

I didn't mean it as an excuse

It just means that the Germans are the baddies

the pirate is angry because his country is not a powerful empire anymore hahahahaha

neither is Mexico

Fair enough but it was a bit naughty to actively encourage the dismantling of the greatest empires to ever exist

as long as you don't pre-order it and buy it on sale, you're fine. TW are lazy as fuck and have collective ADHD. KF2 was supposed to be out in full a year ago, and they're still working on classes which haven't even been designed yet while secretly working on the next RO hahaha

business idea: don't go to sleep, thus saving 6-8 hours of wasted time every day

we've never been a powerful empire btw

>decolonisation is bad

I'm about to dismantle the greatest ballbag to ever exist
*takes a scalpel to your bits*

No way, I don't believe you.

The Yanks pirated any hope away from you

epitome of runt

pirate scumbags

>it was a bit naughty to actively encourage the dismantling of the greatest empires to ever exist
You should have kept your policy of salutary neglect before the war for independence and allowed us to settle the Ohio River basin and take the Mississippi River system. We would still be British subjects and you would have a fuckheug economy at your beck and call

and Canada never was

SUN NEVER SETS

>watching femdom JOI on pornhub
>"DO NOT CUM UNTIL I TELL YOU TO"
>cum anyway

the collapse of the Spanish Empire directly caused all of Latin America to become shitholes today

Northern Mexico (modern Western US) had a substantial population and many cities due to the Spanish army being highly skilled at taking on Comanche and other native raiders.
when they left, the North was depopulated due to raids and collapse of trade networks and the Yanks moved in.


Mexico used to be very wealthy with a well connected upper-class/growing industry, not its a shithole.

madman

plz be the cool venezuelan

Hijodeputa maricon

Why haven't you collapsed yet

Canada was part of the British Empire, on of the greatest ever known.

based pro-pirate venezuela poster

hahhaha el chicANO de miami

>Northern Mexico (modern Western US) had a substantial population and many cities
[citation needed]

pengting messaged me back on tinder in the end
really want to put my willy in her but I'm dating someone haha

the mexicans state name is that of a small dog.......

>DO NOT REMOVE tag on mattress
>pull it off

What is dead may never die

We're all cool

I can't remember the last time I bought something other than food

going after chinese slags again?

too far lad

But rises again, harder and stronger

You should make a thread tomorrow and farm (You)s from people asking about the toilet paper shortages

hmm hmm hmm
an okay post for a yank

>But rises again, harder and stronger
me

>using your real name and face on tinder

check out "War of a Thousand Deserts: Indian Raids and the U.S.-Mexican War"
and "Troublesome Border"

as well look up the Comanche/Apache wars

they DECIMATED northern Mexico, and many cities/successful towns just collapsed once the trade networks did.

this was all due to the Spanish being kicked out and the Mexicans being unable to maintain control as they had.

thanks mate

thanks all me

there are tons of gibsme dat venezuelans in Cred Forums

I'd like to inform you guys but filling captchas is annoying af

Cred Forums went to hell last years

>check out "War of a Thousand Deserts: Indian Raids and the U.S.-Mexican War"
>and "Troublesome Border"

this is not how a citation works

>$2 of your dollars for this burger will be donated to BLM, thanks!

Fucking sick of this shit

>when you check up on a thread you made hours ago and thought would just die, then see it's blossomed while you were away

*sits down*
ahhh.

>Decimated

fuck off.

snap

>decimate - kill one in every ten of (a group of soldiers or others) as a punishment for the whole group
Lrn 2 language paki scum

lol do you want me to post the text of the book for you big baby?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comanche–Mexico_Wars

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache–Mexico_Wars

because of this they invited white settlers to colonize the depopulated land, which they did and fought off the natives successfully like in Texas. But then they figured that since they were basically fighting on their own they would just secede rather than be part of Mexico.

there is a chicANO, a mexicANO, and a venezuelANO here

ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajaja

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uh oh
reddit grammar thugs on the march
get fucked you know very well decimate has multiple meanings now in english.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

fucking bored out of my mind
have been for 2 days

Have you tried wanking?

do a wank

snap

>youtube video about Cred Forums
>all the meme-tier comments have anime avatars
why are weebs such a biological dead end

hmm ah yes

wank it

I've got nothing then

already did

louis come out

do another wank

Do it again

A man can only wank so much, you guys can go out at night right? Go out

have another

CANADA

I shall gain access to your room via the window

anybody else gonna play star citizen when it launches :^)

snap

Wank me off

looks shit

wish I was a bit taller, maybe one or two inches
I'm 19, is there still hope?

>A man can only wank so much
This is a falsehood perpetrated by communists and communist sympathizers

I hope you enjoy your stay in hell

AUSTRALIA

SNAP-CHAT

wish i was shorter, 5'7 is too tall

(kill me)

wish I was a baller

My limit is thrice a day but that is just wasting so much energy that could go to literally anything else

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Ever seen a commie drink water?

>thrice a day

Lightweight

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Yes

>yanks

Haha

call
a bender

>he doesn't rate chukkas
Bitchnigga detected

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how long have you been on Cred Forums for lads

coming up on 3 years in january.

might have a yank

2 years in march

Whenever the robot was reimplemented into /r9k/

ne

since the day the board was lauched