/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

>tfw latvia enters /cum/

youtu.be/aBNKkLTYk6g

that's degenerate shit user

High school gyms are out of control with the funding these days. My coach would have made me "run the hill" 5 times if I pulled shit like this. Pic related, the hill.

what are you fucking gay
hello

why do you have a giant pipeline right next to school grounds

It pumps some of the water we steal from Northern California to LA. Part of the California Aqueduct.

GIVE IT BACK, YOU THIEVES

hi

čau

Wait, no.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Aqueduct

We steal this water from Kern County. There was that whole crazy thing where we drained a lake. A lot of Indians were really pissed. Good think they weren't considered real people in the early 1900's.

cau=ciao?

yeah we stole the word from italians

Over my dead body will those injun fucks be considered human

They have a Casino in Bishop now. Everyone won.

i like black music and they are awesome sport genius but i guess black people dislike koreans because of l.a riot

>27 gigs of lossless eurobeat finished downloading
its happening buds

not really

Take the test

politicalcompass.org/test

What would I fall under?

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cant be asked to take it again

last time I did it it was a little more towards the center

Tourist here: whats the general opinion about trader joe's here?
Went to it for the first time today and it appeared to me like an expensive hipster store

No one likes K*reans.

its a health food store

kinda pricey

Had that impression as well
Good for you fatties i guess

>trying to boss me around

3 words:

Two Buck Chuck

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Will this get me a gf?

okay

I just ate three bags of these and two bags of salt and vinegar chips and my tongue is peeling

Trader Joe's sells the best junk food on the planet though.

It's not a hipster store. It's a soccer mom store. Hipsters exclusively shop at Whole Foods.

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hipsters cant afford whole foods

CalArts kiddos can. It's always brimming with those artsy weirdos.

I really want to find some sort of constructive hobby buds, but I don't know what
I was thinking about getting a Raspberry Pi and doing some sort of project with that, but I don't know what
I was also thinking about learning more about electronics and how to solder, but I don't know what I'd make

I buy my food from the CVS store.

A loaf of bread, cheese slices, and peanut butter.

I wish I had money.

My hot neighbor apparently has a brain tumor. Jackpot.

thats about the same as what I buy for the pantry in my dorm

What about something like gardening, or general handymans stuff? Or cooking? Those things are relatively usefull, eventhough I can't really enjoy cooking.

>text girlfriend
>she replies with lol
>gets asshurt when I haven't replied in over an hour
women

youtube.com/watch?v=1KeAZho8TKo

Why won't Michael Moore just die already? How much more self righteous can this guy get?

I'm way too anal to be good at cooking. I always make sure my measurements are exact, even though it isn't really necessary, and it sucks the fun out.

I wouldn't mind doing something like woodworking, but I really don't have the money to invest in the hardware for that

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why do you care about Micheal Moore at all

True, I haven't thought about that.

Goodnight sweet prince

This in no way prevents me from getting a gf.

I live an artificial life

ask a Canadian currently in America anything

JIDF pls leave

are you trying to steal our maple syrup reserves?

Have you been in one?
Also,
>the buffet isn't free if you're willing to steal

Stopped caring a long time ago.

>all these lefties in /cum/
I'm not suprised

No, I just like to drive around different parts of the US and see different places.

>I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly do-able. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing, but that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester and certainly cyber is one of them.

Why is he so retarded?

Have you infiltrated them brother? You know what you must do.

You would have more money if you didn't shop at CVS.

Fucking drink, frosh.

I ate too many microwavable taquitos and drank too much chocolate milk now I don't feel good guys :(

He's right

There's nowhere cheaper, aside from Lucky's, but that's far as fuck.

That pain you feel? It's Freedom.

Not yet, but Indiana seems pretty harmless at the moment.

Honestly, I think the test is inaccurate. They had one for german parties and the classification was all fucked up.

The hell kind of food desert do you live in?

I hate California. I want a simple life in Red Deer Alberta

No it's exact

well maybe we hate you too

the valley

Do you have anything against the point he's actually trying to make, though?

*literally gets the heebie jeebies*

oh god, you poor bastard

why would you stay there

I hate Ontario. I want a simple life in Syracuse New York

can I borrow a bit of self-control from y'all?

>tfw sick

Sure thing, slut

Maybe for the american system, for the german one, it's not, so I'd rather stick to the wahl-o-mat at least when it comes to german politics.

There is no point except that we need better cybersecurity which everyone already agrees with. The point is that he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about beyond spewing one liners.

bad case of the sniffles?

can't be a slut if you're an incel

wew lad, had to google that one

Am I too late for one of these?

damn straight

Do not weep for me, for I am already dead

Hitomi Tanaka is fucking disgusting.

I want to make you some honey, ginger, and lemon tea and tuck you in with a hot towel on your forehead :3

what motto do you live by, /cum/?

Hi

3 wise monkeys.

Out of fear.

Carry a bigger stick

just as Big Teddy wouldve wanted it

You don't get drunk by not drinkin.

Find a way to not do something no matter how much more time it takes.

what are my 'nillas doin tonight

t-thanks

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gonna move to billings, montana

>itunes cant remember my login information for more than 1 hour before asking me for it again

>using itunes

any Texans ITT?

I live in DC and for some reason get hit on by girls from Texas who are on vacation seemingly moreso than girls from other places

Hey senpai, I love in Missoula :3

ehhh its just easier to use

trump promised to block immigration from countries that have terrorism. so question, does this mean he will block immigration from france?

Hopefully.

idk.

is it though?

youtube.com/watch?v=qtjqh6IpIbU

ehhhhh

Is Missoula comfy?

youtube.com/watch?v=FqURRsNLxB4

Hello Moldova

thinking about wtf to do about this

Pretty comfy. I live slightly north of Missoula and I like it a lot.
Billings is pretty comfy too. It's just a little big.
>t. oregon fag

my red Make America Great Again hat is on the way lads

thankfully i live in a conservative small town that's 95% white so i don't have to worry about being accosted for wearing it in public

youtube.com/watch?v=wbZuBDJVHEI

life's like a dull horror movie

Good lad

Explain

with no hot chicks

D:

youtube.com/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA

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Chihuahua is where the beheadings happen.

>the most indian mexican states are the safest, and the whitest are the most dangerous
racists btfo

>baja california
>a mexican indian state
that's white people paradise though...

what will you do with it if clinton wins

spooky how well they predicted the future

also the gayest state along with sinaloa

Janny is a fucking cuck

Gay

break the barriers of thought if you don't mind to die

It didn't predict it, its always been an issue
It's just amazing how well it still holds up with people currently almost 1:1 reenacting what was supposed to be a very obvious parody and mockery during its airing

Wear it every single day

Let people know that The Movement™ is only just beginning

I'm an unironic montanaboo 2bh. Looks like a really nice place, plus muh guns.

how do I get a qt American girl to like me desu?

i want to go to Sudbury or london ontario during the winter

Convince her you're not Canadian

money

Jus bee urself

the mormon church is all fucked up

how do I get a qt Canadian girl to like me desu?

money

>tfw no qt French gf

Kill me

sexist pig

at least they preserve swedish families church records for posterity

french are terrorists, also nice quads

>tfw no gf
Kill me

financial security is what you need in order to have a stable relationship

I feel bad for you...
a French qt is best qt

I'm starting to really feel like I don't need women

You're stronger than most

but she's here in Canada right now

how do we know this isn't just Jap/Jewish propaganda?

I think as long as I have porn, weed, and my right hand, I'm set for life

/cum/ - Misery & Homosexuality

same.
I blame my sisters friends for this. All the shit they are constantly throwing at eachother and others, their attitude towards relationships etc makes me believe I'm better off alone.

Because the jews fear the samurai and abe's number 1 plan is to get otakus to fuck already

you need a bro to cuddle ;)

Chihuahuas are vicious little dogs.

Wouldn't mind desu as long as we don't bang 'cause that'd be gay (not that there's wrong with that)

>want to stay up and be comfy but can feel the life slipping out from me

youtube.com/watch?v=MTBMRHCfYkE

The scariest moments are when you realize how little it takes for you to end yourself and you think about it for a split second.

Current cartel battleground

All of the safest states are the ones where a single cartel managed to gain control

>You will never be an Italian-American
>You will never wake up in Jersey City at 11 AM every day
>You will never guzzle down a quick Jägerbomb to get yourself awake
>You will never drive a shitty muscle car to the local gym
>You will never work out for a blistering 3 hours straight with da boyz
>You will never cry "mamma mia" when you find your car was taken by a bunch of mooleys
>You will never have to dodge Gionni "Johnny-Boy" Mortadella as you walk home because you're pretty sure you called his gf a grenade last night
>You will never chow down on some pasta just before going to bed and starting the cycle anew

being italian australian is more fun if you can handle it

>wanting to live in New Jersey

you poor soul

Come through, gurl

>being italian australian is more fun if you can handle it

Redpill me on life as a wogstralian Barry "Bazza" Abatescianni

New Jersey is the festering asshole of this country

people call you wog sometimes

other than that i mean i'm more or less accepted lol

>new anime season started
>I'm still completely unprepared
gotta love it

youtube.com/watch?v=xKiosNV2jFA

>These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA
Well why the fuck not

Hey /cum/, you ever been to the top?

Yes

I was a turbonormie in highschool
Football player, cheerleader gf, partied non stop

Now I'm a NEET loser living with his parents haha

I don't think so, but at least I'm not at the bottom again.

How did you go so wrong?

Are you superstitious?

Sounds like you need to get out of town

Why

I browsed /x/ for a few years.
My ma raised me on Georgian folktales.

how do gay guys decide who will be fucking who?

Don't look behind you.

Just stretched by ball skin out and put a flash light under it too see all my veins

They probably take turns

can I get a peak?

yer mum can

Fucked up hard at uni like so many of my kind do
Didn't even bother going to class at all cause I was partying literally 7 days a week
My life was so fucking great I never even thought about the consequences of my actions

I'm planning on moving out west and becoming a roughneck come the new year
My uncle is the lead engineer for an exploratory drilling company so he's giving me he hookup

>tfw your country's posters on Cred Forums are either CTR shills, unironic natsoc traitors, or just retarded in general

why does it have to be this way

I have mental disabilities and only post on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

Teach me ur ways ph@m

I pretty much agree with a lot of what Cred Forums says but holy shit it gets really depressing at times to the point that I actually feel stupid compared to other people, or at least, that is how they look at me that way.

Well now that you're back on the rocks you gotta keep your mind together
You gotta go and live forever

just be aware you're only dreaming

>just be aware you're only dreaming

I-I hope so.. I just sometimes wish the shitty parts of my life were nothing but a bad dream. But I'm just getting older by the days and I can't feel like the helpless child I am deep down inside again.

Why Black guys so fit

hey haha

hi hahha

>Been on bed for 4~5 hours doing nothing, unable to fall asleep
Somebody kill me

>somebody kill me

well thats unprodictive

Already tried it before, causes several pain for a week or two.

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hahah AAAAAHHHHH
WHYYYYYY

xd

>nasa releases new super hi-def moon map
>lunar lander and rover easily visible

Fucking /x/ lied to me again.

>implying they wouldn't take the time to shoop them in
Do you believe everything you see and hear, user?

yes everything I don't respect insane people who think outside the box

/cum/-chan ohayou~

your dad must be proud

sup mah nigga, this maad city I run my nigga

MILF > Woman of your age

This is correct

How much is too much to pay for shoes

I found some shoes that I liked but cost about $500
I don't think I'd ever pay that much for a pair of shoes

lol now what do you say about THAT huh..

>tfw haven't bought shoes cheaper than 400$ in years

what shoes though

Nvm I found some that look similar for way less

what shoes though

he loves me uncondtionally

what did you mean by this?

They were just some boots. I've been looking for a nice pair.

Also is it tacky to wear old military boots

just b urself

They were these
viberg.com/collections/footwear/products/service-boot-natural-bison?variant=5785042308
I think it's a ridiculous price

AMERICA AMERICA
GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE

just get the LL Bean Katahdin

Did you mean: SHART HIS GRACE ON THEE

>710USD
jesus christ user

>tfw PC turned half-dead and I shitpost with an integrated GPU and 2 gigs of RAM
>can't even use chrome anymore so had to switch to Opera because it's not as demanding when it comes to RAM
JUST

would be cute if japanese people didn't look like deformed children

>tfw my monitor is finally p much dead and has a huge white tint to it now
>have to shitpost on my second smaller monitor
hmmmmmmm

h-how old is it? RIP
my Samsung 17" monitor is pretty old, was manufactured in 2006 and I bought it in 2007, a VGA socket broke like a year ago, other than that it's been functioning perfectly fine to this very day

Anime

New business idea:
Call Canadians candyboys because they're just that sweet :3

get those fucking brit gimmicks out of this american thread

What? I thought that was a Cred Forums meme 7 years ago or some shit.

I am Canadian, American, Mexican

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youtube.com/watch?v=wihaFybOrKw

>tfw probably going to vote for Clinton

>why, yes I do plan in voting for a corrupt middle-aged woman to run my country

Because of reasons...

i have no goals or direction in life

she is older than that

just end my life

Good evening guys i think i need some help. Can u guys give me example how group interests shape us foreign policy through lobbying (iron triangle)

>what? Of course my funny memes alone completely justify my voting for someone

This passive aggressive replying to someone without replying to them has to stop

>i take voting seriously
lmao @ ur lyfez

I don't like Europeans desu

>This passive aggressive replying to someone without replying to them has to stop

Hi Latvia

Why is gentrification bad again?

Israel lad
AIPAC n shit

Fapped to this
Ty

You can't lump them all together mate
Estonians are ok

Sorry but i have been browsing for hours on AIPAC, on what cases they are clearly lobbying the US?

What country is better to live in, Germany or USA?

USA for bydlo
Germany for pidor

USA

But I'm neither of those. What do?

They're pretty much just pro-israel on every policy concerning Israel. Does just throwing money at them work? Could talk about Netanyahu and other jews encouraging us to take out Saddam and lying about all the "positive reverberations" we would see as a result. Could also talk about Netenyahu coming to our congress to protest iran deal although it hasnt had any real effect yet
cnn.com/2016/09/13/politics/us-israel-military-aid-package-mou/

come to America anyway, I have never met a Russian in real life

Sounds strange. Where are you from?

Virginia

I have contact with a fresh Russian immigrant. They're cool people, but i don't think they understand that this nation will collapse in a decade or two

>WASHINGTON (AP) - The Senate has rejected President Barack Obama's veto of legislation that would allow the families of Sept. 11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia for the kingdom's alleged backing of the attackers.

>Senators voted 97-1 Wednesday to override Obama's decision to scuttle the bill.

L M A O
M
A
O

No it won't

>will collapse in a decade or two
Kek. It will not happened.

Wew lads

*happen

Saudi Arabia is going to have to pay for those towers

>tfw you ride the bus just to bump and jostle with girls
I'm so lonely...

hi greatest ally

Is it real to live in US without a car?

No

There is not a single store close enough for me to walk to

In a few cities you can do fine, but the other 99% of the country you need a car

Can I get my dog high by blowing smoke in her face

Dunno
Report back with results

Yes

Maybe

What would life in the US be like under a Washington dynasty?

yes

i saw it happen in high school with some beagles

How can I tell if she's high? She seems to be acting a bit differently but I'm high too so I can't really tell

...

what phenotype is this?

...

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Gay as fuck

the cats got higher than the dogs when i did it

kittens got the highest tho

The class autist in front of me is browsing /r/Cred Forums again

>going to reddit to browse Cred Forums

i bet he vapes

what is the purpose of r/Cred Forums

why wouldnt you just use Cred Forums?

>want chik fil a
>only go to chik fil a in mall food court with limited menu and pickles on everything

it baffles me

Because using Cred Forums requires you to learn about board culture and take an active role in the community to understand half the jokes whereas /r/Cred Forums just shows easily accessible lol so random greentext stories
Yeah, he even has screencaps of reddit posts greentexting. I didnt even know this was a thing. Not screencaps of Cred Forums on reddit, screencaps of greentexts made on reddit

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delet

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some guy i know follows "the best of Cred Forums" twitter
his reasoning is pretty much "Cred Forums is full of disgusting pedophiles and fucking anime anyways have you seen this shitty relationship greentext story from 2009?"

so the focus is entirely on green text stories?

so few of those are good

delet now

I know lad
I know

Swedes out

It's not even greentext stories
Its just completely normal posts that redditors lose their shit over
Pic related has 1.2k upvotes and is at the top of the sub

4.2k upvotes and over 500k views

What the fuck is wrong with redditors?

Links for comments
reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/54t5ga/user_lives_a_very_nonnormie_life/
reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/54vtxs/user_on_women_and_traps/

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I'm a filthy socialist

"Yeah you'd think so but wat'cha gonna do?"

last bamp to bamp limit