I just wanna be a normie!! I wanna have some friends to go to bars with, a nice girlfriend to share tings with...

I just wanna be a normie!! I wanna have some friends to go to bars with, a nice girlfriend to share tings with, a decent job with a decent salary...

Is that really much to ask?? ;_;
Are you guys normies?

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>Are you guys normies?
no i spend all my government money on alcohol and premium pornography

If you want to be a normie, you are actually a normie. You just really suck at it.

Fucking normie.

I hate to agree with the burger, but he is right. As long as you want to be one you are a normie.
Accept your NEET life, you little faggot.

I fucking hate being a fucking loser. You have to be 6'4 chad with a 9 inch dick to get any girl.

>Is that really much to ask?? ;_;

Pretty much, I'd say 2/3 are attainable. Most of my normy friends had bad jobs, but friends and girlfriends. Now they have good jobs, but spend all their time with that and their girlfriend.

a-at least that's what they tell me

>5'8"
>microscopic benis
>have a pure gf

just b urslef breh

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No.
I tried being "normie" for a while and it wasn't for me. I am 100% satisfied not being one and don't intend to be ever.

You're not going to become a normie on Cred Forums

You need to start going outside and working at it little by little

>tfw not socially adjusted enough to hang out with normies
>Also not autistic enough to hang out with complete spergs

>tfw you wasted your early life being a normie

>college instructor has us fill out a questionnaire
>next class puts us into groups based on it
>see there's a table of chads and stacys
>get put at a table with a trenchcoat wearing conspiracy theorist

Did he tell you about The Jews and how the government puts fluoride in the water to control people?

I thought all hispanics were normies because muh machismo

This is exactly what happens to me...

I used to have some friends but they moved on with their lifes and i got stuck, i even envy those nerd and otaku guys at leats they have some group of people who understands them, and some of them have pretty nerdy girlfriends and shit...
Fuck my life.

Why don't you just change your life instead of crying?

Go outside and make friends, whining wont improve your situation

no, but he said voting is pointless because the results are pre determined
don't even really disagree but got to hide your power level

he was getting a communications degree so he could wake people up better

it just makes the alpha males stand out more

Nah, believe it or nor the number of feminazis is growing fast around here.

>Nah, believe it or nor the number of feminazis is growing fast around here.

LATIN AMERICA WAS THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PRESERVE WESTERN CIVILISATION AFTER WE DESTROYED IT, NOT FOLLOW US

Yeah man i know and im trying but im really full of shit, i longest relationship was for like 3 months , i cant keep a job for more than 6 months and i cant get any real friend only "job" friends so i know i need to change something but i dont find the way..

This.

You're just lazy and undisciplined

Write down what you want then look at what you need to do to get there. Approach the problem pragmatically

Figure out why you can't get a job over 6 months. Ask yourself - Am I bored/disinterested? Did I make a mistake - if so what was it and how can I avoid it, whwt can I improve on. Shit like that

Making threads attached with sad pepes wont get you anywhere

Try this, make a handful of goals for yourself.

Answer these 4 questions for each one. Write them down on a piece of paper as a reminder, you don't need to post it.

What you want

Why do you want it?

How you will get it?

Are you doing the right thing each day to get closer to your goal? - if not, what are you doing right now in that area?

How will you know when you have it?

Do that for your relationship shit, job/financial status etc

>tfw wasted time trying to help this /r9k/ fag when he doesn't care or want to change

>waste my early years being a WoW playing full sperglord
>suddenly 26 years old
>want to sleep around
>no social skills

am I fucked?