His country's name ends with "-land"

>poland
>holland
are they bros in denial?

>Burgerland

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>america comes from amerigo
>amerigo comes from emmerich
>it literally means universal power

it's like harry pottery

you better be welsh

wait a minute, wut

Is there a Mexico-named continent?

>calling the Netherland "Holland"

Ill give you a pass because you live in a different dimension

>The earliest recorded use of the word Australia in English was in 1625 in "A note of Australia del Espíritu Santo, written by Sir Richard Hakluyt", published by Samuel Purchas in Hakluytus Posthumus, a corruption of the original Spanish name "Austrialia del Espíritu Santo"

>Australia del Espíritu Santo

ahahahahahahaha austrialians are beaners in denial

>his country's name has a cardinal direction

>he doesnt live in the realm of his people

>his people don't even live in the realm of his people

>united
>king
>dom

>his country is a republic

>his country is a monarchy
>literally cucked by a single family forever

>mentioning of his country doesnt cause butthurt to 50% of world population

*uncreative

Most of todays monarchies are crowned republics anyway

Russians understand us.

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern IreLAND

all of asia hates russia suddenly?

Don't you guys have a figurehead President who serves the exact same purpose as most Monarchs?

Yes but he is elected and not born into his position.

So you elect a career politician to cuck you rather than force someone into the job from birth?

Most presidents are not career politicians. They are literally persons you have never heard of. They are often related to some charity work and shit. Our current president is a priest for example.

>Our current president is a priest for example.

who is clearly a career politician

Only in English

He's not even in a political party.

The land of ire

>tfw your country ends with -reich

You dont need to be in a political party to be a career politician m8.

>COSTA
>R___I___C___A
>
>
>I
>
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>C
>
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>A
Nieuw-Holland

Éire

The Americas are two continents, silly.

I don't get your point. He is a career politician because he is a politician or what ? I mean you don't even apply for the job as president.

> his country isn't named after a black man

Frankreich

theres a wikipedia section about his political career before and after 1989 for example

b-but that is not french

*a transsexual black man*
Trans Jordan

But Netherlands is Holland

>Eng land
>Scot land
>Northern Ire land
Unless you live in Wales, that is.

Fun fact my cunts name comrs from the name the romans gave us (melita).

Alba
Crymru
Éire
England

>Northern Ire land
No such thing

>Be an underground politician in GDR
>Help to dissolve the intelligence of the GDR

Doesn't seem wrong mate. Not your average career politician.

i know that feel

this desu

>Surrenderistan

Dodged a bullet there

btw do you guys all speak english? like as a first language?
Or is it just a second language and nobody know why it's an official language

>th-thanks for response s-senpai

>implying English isn't spoken universally in all of those parts

Also, we have New England, but I don't believe any state has that ending.

Deutschl...Germany.
Lmfao no, faggots.

There is Maryland 2bh.

>>Surrenderistan
France = Frankrig in Danish
Krig = war

Coincidence? I think not

...

Kek

Wtf I love Denmark now

I think literally every language other than some other Germanic languages call you something else tbqh.
French: Allemagne
Polish: Niemcy
English: Germany
Really makes you think.

Swedish: Tyskland
Finnish: Saksa

It is a official language because we liked the brits alot and it was a thing to end all the political strife about what language was to be the national language
People wanted italain/english to be the nayional so the goverment said maltese and english woukd be official

Delet

Indeed; oddly enough, the equivalent of "Saksa" in Irish means the English; really makes you think how far out they were spread. I also have the feeling that the fact that Germany wasn't a single country until 1871 contributes to the diversity of names.

Another country that almost never gets known by its native name is Hungary.

>ThaiLAND
nice try

>Allemagne
Named after some random tribe
>Niemcy
"We don't understand you, therefore you are mute"
>Germany
"We are retarded and confused the Netherlands with Deutschland, uh, let's call them Germanic that's close enough

Really makes you think.

>RyssLAND
Nice try.

>Not Deutsches Reich/Kaiserreich/Heiliges Römischer Reich
You fucked up big time

vgh?

>"We are retarded and confused the Netherlands with Deutschland, uh, let's call them Germanic that's close enough

>Getting your name of a Country from a barbarian tribe
>Not from based Latin

The joke is that Costa Rica's and Thailand's flags look similar, as does Slovenia and Russia's flags.

ending in "ia" means the same as "land".
"australis" is southern.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-ia
it's 1 step beyond being a career–politician, that's an agent turned politician. Imagine Leon Pannetta becoming P.o.t.U.S..
forgot Kernow.
«němec» literally means “German male” from «němoĭ» meaning "mute" or "dumb".

>When the country came about, different languages chose names that were associated with one of the original tribes, and just happened to pick differently. So, "Germany" came from the Latin "Germania", "Allemagne" from the Alemanni tribe, and "Deutschland" from the old High German word "diutisc" meaning "of the people"
Really fires the neurons

>Norland
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nah he wasn't a agent. He was just some priest that said that it is not okay that the state is oppressing the church

>His country's name is one word

>his country isn't actually four countries

it's not though
Konungariket Sverige

Four?

What's the point of having a President that does the exact same thing as a constitutional monarch? The only difference is that you have an irrelevant, unknown person in the position doing nothing and serving no purpose and monarchies have somebody tied to their nation's traditions playing a ceremonial role that brings the nation prestige and tourism.

Republicucks, I swear.

Oh nevermind I forgot Wales
Sorry Wales

Don't worry, we often do too.

Only because THE SWEDES went ahead and told the world we are "Finland" instead of "Suomi" that we have called ourselves since dawn of time.

Is there anything they havent ruined?

We don't have to pay griefy monarchs 50 million+ every year
We can get rid of our president in no time
You are cucked by a 90 year old witch forever

>tfw your cunt's name ends with -russia

>We don't have to pay griefy monarchs 50 million+ every year
That is literally like two pounds per every adult taxpayer in the UK, the US probably pays far more for Obama.

>We can get rid of our president in no time
I know, because he's meaningless and irrelevant and doesn't serve any purpose in the first place.

>cucked
Not sure what that's supposed to mean.

land of the pimples fit honestly

>Holland

It does

>United Kingdomland
Well fuck

FUCK

>it gets worse

Sweland

>his country's literal name isn't also the literal name of its continent

Pretty sure we're the only one

>not switching your own name for your country with a greek name for your country

>gotland
>oster gotland
>vaster gotland

What does this mean?

it means that Ö =/= O
Öster means east, Väster means west.

>Hueland
;_;

I know they're different I just don't know to type weird o because I don't use it

it means germany must fall
youtu.be/kw4bGBDKrPs?list=RDkw4bGBDKrPs

no it doesnt
sweden is our greatest ally

>his country is not mentioned in the Holy Bible

Nothing wrong with that 2bh

And that continent is named after an italian.

Kongeriket Norge/Noreg
Kingdom of Norway

;')

maggotalian*

>the US probably pays far more for Obama.
The President's perks (salary plus travel account plus entertainment bonus plus expense account) come out to be $569k a year; that being said, since the US is such a big country that comes out to less than a cent per American, and in any case the comparison is somewhat skewed by the greatly different levels of power each respective Head of State holds in his or her country.

>Territories ruled by Emirs
[image]
?
please explain or give source.
lel, “Norrland”. Giv to Norge, nú!
>“GASTRIKLAND”

They pay 50+ million because of the magna carta that ensures the royal family their position in return for all the landmass the royal family officially own privately.
The moment there people decide to strip the family of their throne and income, the family can rightfully take back all that property for their own benefit and all its income.

Also the brand that is the royal family is a huge income for the people of Britain in the form of tourism.

The 50+ million is pocket money compared to what the family could actually earn

>Suomi
nope, it doesn't

Republic of Lebanon :^)

Funland pls

Everyone calls you Finland

>weird o
Bınland

Why are you using that swedish name? :

>Oppland
>Nordland

Fucking REEE

Because every land around us besides Sweden(Sverige) and Denmark(Danmark), ends in -land.

Russland, Tyskland, Island, England, Skottland, Nederland, etc...

If it isn't on the keyboard it's weird.

Because Sweden, especially in the Middle Ages, was far more relevant than Finland. Oddly enough, however, the name "Sweden" itself is from an old Dutch dative meaning "to the Swedes".

But it is ;)

Our country ends with Ireland

I don't understand this thread.

Not on mine, Hans.

Kek

Po land

>He can't even do naming stereotypes right.
Try Ole, Ola, or Olav next time

>his cunts name is same in english and native tongue

>United States of America
What a fucked country, they even adopted the English name for their country into the American language

>Unitedstatian education

English in Irish is "sasanach" which i think means Saxon, not necessarily German

They're two continents: North America and South America, separated by the Panama/Colombia border.

True, I meant how spread out the Saxons were, my bad.

>his country is a republic
literally cucked by bureaucrats forever

t. Thailand

wtf I hate Amerikka now!

>Suomi
Nope. No one knows what it means.

Meanwhile sverige literally translates to "swedeland".

lel
e
l

Well that's a nice retort, but come on, you're a 'kingdom'. That's literally thailand-tier.

THIS

>republic
literally congo tier

What country isn't cucked by bureaucrats nowadays, though?

*AmeriKKKa

holy FUCKING kek
life imitates memes as they say

forgot pic

>country has rich in its name
>is dirt poor

Cant make this shit up

No it's not faggot. We have 2 provinces called North-Holland and South-Holland, that's it.

Your country is literally called Holland in all other countries, except yours and the Britlands

>Let me tell you what your country is called
So other countries interpretations of what my country is called, is somehow right?

>Dutch East Indies

epic

yes, holland

>oceania
>australia
mmh

>except yours and the Britlands

we call ourselved holland too and most british people i know say Holland too

Saksamaa

>his country doesn't call the land of the gaul Gallia

>Lettland

aaaaahhhhh fucking krauts

>landS

get fucked mate

No it isn´t. Germany did it right, why can´t you do it right?

Any other countries except for England, Scotland and Ireland?

HOL up.

I got all you guys cornered now.

>his flag consists of less than 3 colors
>his flag is just two different colored rectangles

HAHAHA PATHETIC

In English we often use "Holland" as a shorthand of the Netherlands, much like how Americans sometimes us "England" for the UK.

>thailand
>complaining about country names that end in -land

Having two colours can be really tasteful, nothing wrong with that. It's far worse to have four or even five or more, then it looks tacky and like you can't make up your mind.

thailand, swaziland, aland, POLAND.

>a fucking coast

>Suomi
phew