/brit/

alri thailad

*bends over*

Why are you so ashamed of being gay?

It's ok user, nobody cares.

alri

So my doctor's just prescribed me this stuff for migraines that increases serotonin
What should I use it to teach my body to enjoy doing?

You're discussing things on a site created by faggots.

Mate of mine has recently had some odd sexual encounters, two of which I know about, he also pays $100 to go to a swingers club every weekend (it's free entry if you bring a girl with you)

First one is he drove to some woman's trailer where he gave her a handle of vodka in exchange for being peed on

Second one is he went over to a couple's house and had dinner with them and their children then after the kids went to bed, he and the couple went into the bedroom and had a 3some that involved lad-on-lad action

Don't know what to make of this bloke anymore
He was one of the quieter and less outspoken lads in school so this behaviour really came out of nowhere

exercise

I'm not though. (haha)

Shant be perusing this

I can make a teabag last 2 weeks

just got back from the rents lads, now enjoying a cheeky drink with you lads x

RIPPED

BLACK

MEN

Abolish the greenbelts desu

YOU KNOW I CAAAAN'T SMIIIILE WITHOUUUUT YOOOU
CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOOOOU

I CAN'T LAUGH
AND I CAN'T SING

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

UDDERS

>It's a user has fatty liver disease from years of binge drinking episode

hahaha my liver bringing the bants amirite lads haha

Started farting a burping a lot more since I stopped taking alcohol

What's that all about??

AND FOR TWENTY FOUR YEARS I WAS LIVIN NEXT DOOR TO THAINONCE

You're gut flora is reacting to your new intake

Doesn't liquor kill the bacteria in your intestines?

>tfw you don't realise the cute guy you like is an autistic freak planning for WW3 as if it were WW2

tune
youtube.com/watch?v=lROruo8G7Yo

why do big youtubers always say they'll do such and such if their video gets 500 likes or some low number when all their videos get in excess of 10,000?

dunno, ask them? Silly twat

youtube literally seems like CBBC for kids these days

THEY NEVER RESPOND

HOLLYWOOD TWATS

worst /brit/ thread in a while tbhummus my laaaaaads

> manlets iTT

twitter.com/LeonKnight_/status/780845214894260224

need more videos like this desu

He was amazing. fucking hell

>Nobody's saying there's anything wrong with being gay,

erm, yes we are you poof

6'1 is manlet these days

No

If it killed your gut flora off you would die very quickly

Just put credit on my phone for the first time in years

*thinks*

unironically eating popcorn while reading your posts haha

probably forced blacks to do it lmao

ahh yes, the "deaf community"

That completely justifies refusing to let your kid have an operation that will allow them to hear

>while
whilst
FOY

Credit? What part of Scunthorpe are you from lad? Did you get it whilst you paid for your leccy?

korean pop

What do you think of grade a under a?
Is his accent really fake as fuck or not
What do you think of him being half brown

> Cred Forums goes down
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

sick of this fucking incompetent gook

Cred Forums goes down more often than your mum these days

>tim has to pay a years rent up-front for his new flat in high wycombe
youtube.com/watch?v=4BUg92ZF3q4

poor tim

I really do well, and I sleep well. It's all good for me, and I don't feel a shred of guilt about the problems other people on the other side of the country have. They may as well be on another planet, I don't owe them or their precious government shit. Whatever I pay in taxes is tolerated for the same reason a Lion tolerates the Hyenas picking on his scraps, it's just fucking easier to let them get away with the small stuff. Those Hyenas get greedier and greedier every decade though, and eventually they're going to get the shit torn out of them.

Cred Forums is going to the bloody dogs

sign of the times... sign of the blimmin times

*Puffs on a sterling*

Wait what the fuck

flats in High Wycombe cost ~£1000 per month to rent?

You could literally rent out two places for that much up north

>years rent up front

gotta be bs. surely that's not a thing

but then you'd be living in the north

>I really do well, and I sleep well. It's all good for me, and I don't feel a shred of guilt about the problems other people on the other side of the country have. They may as well be on another planet, I don't owe them or their precious government shit. Whatever I pay in taxes is tolerated for the same reason a Lion tolerates the Hyenas picking on his scraps, it's just fucking easier to let them get away with the small stuff. Those Hyenas get greedier and greedier every decade though, and eventually they're going to get the shit torn out of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=3G5ALtxIAI0

having a cheeky waltz with the missus to this lads

ah yes, the janny doesnt deserve his 90% raise with this kind of nonsense

>that post you were saving for three hours

what was it lads?

18+

doing an anxiety

adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html#.V-unLvArKhc

hmmmmm....................

Man, I forgot how shit this edition was

if you're deaf do you still hear your own voice inside your head while you're reading?

doing a shit

What do people born blind see in their mind's eye?

CRUSH THE INFIDELS

if you're deaf you wouldn't know what your own voice sounds like though

ist es gross?

No

The blueprints of creation

I've lived in a deprived part of the North (Liverpool) for 4 years and it wasn't even that bad 2bh

still not 3rd world tier despite the memes you can live comfy up there

If you're born deaf*

hiro's a joke, Cred Forums seems to always be down nowadays

I just sneezed chewed up chicken all over my bed
fuck my life

Sold it to SA didn't he?

...

very

nah i bought it haha

>the absolute state of northern irish patter

Probably be best if you just fucked off mate.

...

about to hop in the shower, who wants to join me? x

that image makes me a little flustered tbqh

10 AND A HALF HOURS

just did a very smelly fart

me

*wanks you off*

Until what, lad?

Got my first bonner in a good two weeks lads

felt very celibate since breaking up with the gf haha, hope to start having some normality soon

WHY AM I SO UGLY. I MAKE MYSELF WRETCH

GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

>tfw beautiful

you should try it some time amigo, it's deec

>Uk flag

I dont believe you.

there's a judiciary committee hearing in 1.5hrs if anyone cares

today's guest is the director of the FBI

youtube.com/watch?v=PUQTYNYWKV0

feeling romantic lads

*takes your hand*

t. Bing Nguyen

alri

alri frog

alri crumpet

alri spider

alri bunnings sausage sizzle

I might not be mixed race but my mother is more yellow skinned than brown and my father is more black skinned than brown

I feel really cheated by being born what I am

alri happy little vegemite

alri wallaby

INTRODUCING

the only officially endorsed /brit/ keyboard

this keyboard has all the keys you need for posting on /brit/ condensed into a pocket size so you can post from anywhere

BUY NOW

ONLY £49.99

that pic is me desu

Don't give that shit gimmick any (You)s

but I don't have a CV to control
is that the joke?

alri rorke

alri qt :3c

nice pink top

>implying british men aren't fit

it's our women that are the problem, we're reverse russia

...

will there be a greggs on mars?

just got called racist in mars greggs lads

will they sell mars bars in greggs?

the-american-interest.com/2016/07/10/when-and-why-nationalism-beats-globalism/

doing a ponder

will they sell greggs bars on mars?

without a doubt
it will have toilets too

Laser appointment tomorrow

They always ask what meds I'm taking, I might tell them the truth

They'd be the first people I've told in person that I'm transgender

For starters...most of the English get support from the govt...2nd..u dont even know if that picture comes from a real report..that isnt even your country you stupid fucks...ur in a basement eating ur moms over cooked tuna casserole,,,waiting for the next patch to come out of ur fave game...u couldnt get a woman if u paid ur talking about condoms and "those ppl"....easy to sit in your dark basement with no life or friends spewing out stupid ideals you dont really know about...loud mouth doesnt mean informed...means heres the only place u can not be deleted...u fat keyboard riding pieces of shit...if u had a job u wouldnt be sitting on ur ass posting stupid small brained 9th grader shit...find out the facts first..or would that hurt ur brain too much?..2 much effort to understand someone that isnt like u?....go fuck urself u small minded tat assed no friends lames bitches...ps u smell... I can smell the stench of ur short sighted life from here....pss...RAAAWR .....kill the pipeline ...

Don't reply to it

how will they get the meat for the pasties on mars?

DON'T RESPOND TO IT

IGNORE

do not engage it

>first post back
fuck me you're a loser

Anyone know where to buy this stuff?

My mum brought some round and I've been having it on chicken wraps. It's lush.
Cannot find it in any of the shops I know she goes to.

Getting my car fixed.

snap

This has to be some kind of fucking script

Also why is it acceptable to shitpost and talk about politics but trans issues are a no-no?

>tfw you report a post and it gets deleted a minute later

paki wholesalers

garlic mayo is rank. you can find it in heron foods

@65454580
fuck off poleaboo

remember to ignore and report it

going for a stroll through the valley of the shadow of death

I ain't goin to Hull m8, fuck that

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CONVERSING WITH IT

how old were you when you lost your virginity lads? i was 16 x

ignore and report
it's all we want
release the janny
after the mentally ill runt

Same

I was 14

>shitpost
>people ignore me
>derails the thread anyway
DANCE PUPPETS

14

12

9

10

BINGO

business idea: become a tripfag

DON'T YOU EVEN DABBLE WITH ENGAGING THE STINKY PAKI IN A CONVERSATION

OGNIB

The following link unsubscribe from future emails from this group and the cunt killed by the end up in a few weeks and then you will have a good idea of the day and time for you and I will do it in a bit more about your order is ready for a while ago

4

was non-consensual

I'm counting these as (You)'s

22

But I've always told everyone I lost it when I was 15. The only person who knows I was a virgin was the girl I shagged and her immediate friends

alri coni

ready for the bullies this week?

not sure i believe any of these

fuck off conny

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

I'm a good boy, I hate pakis, support UKIP and acknowledge white people as my superiors and masters

Doing a fucking stinker of a shite lads

>beautiful girl who is exactly my type messages me first on tinder
>already dating someone
hmm this normie gimmick isn't as great as I though it would be

16

with some tranny from southampton

DON'T RESPOND

It's like giving in your CV when they don't have any vacancies, at least you're on the list

having a gf is a gyal magnet swear down

I told you it was our little secret

eating white grapes

You cunts said the shitskin would be looked up by now.

it would be better if she didn't message me though
now the conversation has been and gone

I'm filling out an EDL membership form right now but as a non-white I need 3 white sponsors

Anyone up for it?

You don't need to do anything other than vouch for me

day after 16th birthday with my chink qt.

>switching to Bica
>probably not even sterile now

haha he can't get a proper gf!

ah yes
its another "3 days to write 4000 words on shit i know nothing about" episode
very good

16, with a girl whom resembled a young Anne Hathaway

21 but I tell people 17

alri lids

who is the best Natalie?

ah yes
its another "literal children whining about still having to do homework" episode
very shit

>4000 words
Its nothing

Having a wank if I'm honest

24
>all these normies and liars itt

Imbruglia

I'm losing it next week with pic related

Just got power back, not a fan of state wide blackouts desu

its gotta be gud though

will get it done im sure

t. will never earn more than 30k

ghey

fuck off europe

>gyal
people want what other people have
if you're in a relationship, then it means you have worth and you're desirable in some way or form

BRUSSELS

rare

11 years old, and she was like 24 and a model. And she wanted more. I just didn't wanna commit innit

>living in shitelaide

Thoughts?

Have fun remembering this post when you accept that shelf-stacker job at Aldi
Maybe you can get your £30,000 piece of paper framed and put up in your manager's office

Jaypost bait

apologies
don't know if I could keep it hard looking at this face

trump is up 6 points lol

nah it's just cause girls love drama and stealing someone else's boyfriend is the ultimate drama stirrer

t. gradget at skwl of lyf

16

Why are you on Tinder if you're already dating someone you twat?

>a soft liberal like the Queen in a cabinet like that

>65455013
no one cares, fuck off back to /cum/

who hurt you?

>not 'badelaide' or 'sadelaide'
apply yourself

me
turned his spine into a flump

i can't believe americans would actually vote in a racists businessman as their president lol

Hold me, lads.

i'm the biggest loser here

STANDING
ON THE EDGE

haha no
no one could ever love you
you're a miserable failure

I would but I have a raging boner and I don't want to make things weird between us

just shaved my armpits lads

OF A CRATER

very gay and probably quite itchy

youtube.com/watch?v=xdLiyo0x_BI

respect your masters

gave mine a trim the other day

feels much better

we only started dating

just shaved my arsehole lads

not really m8 i do it because long hair traps sweat beads and they react with bacteria and that's why armpits smell

doesn't happen if you get rid of the hair #lifelessons x

on the percs got me twistin & itchin

>yanks are unironically going to elect a scottish golf course owner as their president

can't take anything someone says seriously when there is fucking ukulele music playing behind them

In other words
>I'm a twink who wants to be fucked hard in the arse

dont you get skin infections from shaving pits
cos its dirty and sweaty anyway

So that's why I got an infection off your mum

if you did then every woman would have a skin infection. it's fine m8, never had a problem with it. if you don't want to full on shave still a good idea to trim it with scissors or sth

waheeeey

twitter.com/jimasher/status/776633213015982080

don't women like the smell of sweaty balls and ass? i thought it turns them on

WHOI DUZ NO ONE KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTAER THEY'VE HAD A SHET

Who here /spine like a flump/

Haven't been the same since the accident

ask a girl mate x

I hope he doesn't accidentally shoot himself in the back of the head 6 times while accidentally snapping his neck with a barbell tonight.

the fuck is this birther shit
are they really not going to elect someone because they're straight? fuck sake, america

unironically like the smell of sweaty unwashed minge
that musky stale sweet sweat smell

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

Women know what turns us on

youtube.com/watch?v=sRo0AnR7wlc

Who would you vote for m8?

*walks towards you*

That's for you, too

>they're straight?

you what?

edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/09/25/clinton-mook-fbi.cnn

might poo later, still thinking about it

theresa may is irish
release your birth certificate you witch

*takes out clipboard*
*scribbles down your name for execution*
A shame, a damn dirty shame.

I can only assume "birther" is some bender slang for people who reproduce

this upsets me immensely

34

21, fucked a twink at uni, getting rimmed is amazing desu

...

you're a fucking mong

just gonna ignore the pengting on tinder for now
come back to her after me and the tickting break up

Trump.
It was a poor bait, I see that now.

no it was a conspiracy that obama wasn't born in the US
don't know why the fuck its a huge debate piece at all

Are Jez

*walks towards u*

which one is the worst

wtf when did /brit/ became a white supremacist hangout??? all this racist frog on everywhere is really not cool man

why?

run straight cunt ill put you to sleep

the tall one

7 followed closely by 2

>no kiwis itt

Odd, there's usually at least one.

2nd on the right
ugly little minger

this

posting frogs on a peruvian tapestry weaving loom isn't nearly as bad as calling the entire country "implicitly racist" as hillary did at the debate

manlet detected

bet you're on eye level with her minge aren't you

2nd from right hahaha absolutely dire she is

see
and it's referring to obama, who was already elected

Bent manlet

...

why?
being jealous of other people seems like a shitty way to live your life
you should just be happy for other people

Step away.

...

There y'go

ah yes taking a group snap in front of a giant rubbish bin

great use of symbolism by the photographer

love the high contrast filter too

dirty cunt

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-28/32yo-man-shot-by-nsw-police-in-cowra/7885080
>Indigenous man shot 'in buttock' by police
lel

not my fault she's abnormally tall

maybe she's a really nice warm person with a great personality?

doing a poo

Thanks lad.

Meeting the twink from Grindr later. Absolutely bricking it.

...

not really she's 6ft tops

probably like 6ft2 in heels but anyone who isn't a manlet would be fine with that

she has the best chebs too

good post
also would absolutely destroy #3 and #5

>Go to a sixth form with no uniform
>Girl in my class adds the entire class into a group chat
>She starts asking about any fundraising ideas to get some money for her terminally ill uncle
>I reply with 'non uniform day' and leave the chat
>The next day my entire class were giving me dirty looks

Good times

gonna have a good reee about how the whole vote was rigged anyway when trump wins lads

(((they))) just aren't ready for a woman president

...

more like easiest shag

>he doesn't like tall girls
best thing about tall girls is the legs and they usually actually eat food, unlike those skinny little midgets

i've never gotten a (You) from bradleyposter

she looks like someone's mum

you know facebook notifies people when you download photos now?

ah yes epic Cred Forumsro

yes its my mum m8

can't wait for another petition calling for a re-election

yeah im sure a trump fan has already made one

wish my mum looked like that
would have a 24/7 boner as a kid

The igf is threatening suicide again lads

Do you honestly think those fat acceptance and health at every size people would remain fat if they were presented with a button that magically could reduced their weight?

>igf

yeah because they're delusional as fuck and actually believe the shit they peddle

...

No of course not, but it would be funny if instead of doing that the button just made them even fatter to the point of heart attack as a trick.

She gonna take her mask off?

threaten to make it a homicide if she doesn't stop

Don't understand the point of even bothering to wear clothes at that point 2bh

>it's my two year anniversary today!
>oh how lovely, of your fist date?
>oh no, of first sending data packets containing the message "hey" to my internet gf

kek
that would be funny

Elvira looking pretty good.

HOW DO I GET A GF?

Might ask my supervisor out.

Wish me luck lads.

talk to a girl

Idiot

quite daft

I get sick way more often since losing nearly 2 stone

niamh

o well thats a bit mean

be charismatic, funny, attractive and wealthy

making an arrangement

go outside
unless you're a 11/10 22 year old man you won't find one on the internet dating websites

bradleyposter is legion
expect him

listening to dr bombay, a famous swedish musician

are niamh

telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/28/acne-sufferers-live-longer--research-suggests/

s-suck it chad

theory: autism is contagious and it's passed by ironic shitposting

haha faggot i haven't been sick this since 2008 and im not even joshing

also, in most cases, being famous trumps all of these

may have caught autism lads
keep shirking responsibilities in order to post with the lads

Yeah well done, big'un

fucking PRAYING for rain tommorrow boys

if you send me one prayer for rain, ill post the funniest image ive got

youtube.com/watch?v=VTn68Qycz0U

because they dont have sex and therefore dont catch hepatitis and die like normies do

niamh was always fairly meh

sent

maybe you lost the weight because you've got aids or something

really makes you sick

new

just said a prayer for you, god bless x

google says rain tomorrow here, i find google is quite often full of shit though

*does a wee into the stratosphere where it gets caught in the polar winds pushed by ocean currents*

it'll be there in a few hours mate hahahahahaha

Bit gay lad.

ugly cow

can anybody else here not be bothered taking driving lessons to get their license