Why does it exist?

Thank you for giving me a fresh breath

It exists to give Pakistan nuke blueprints, which in turn ended up with North Korea

By the time of 2036 Germany and Russia won't even exist anymore kek.

whoa.

THANK YOU HOLLAND

Don't forget Iran.

the dutch are subhumans

You are single handedly responsible for ww3. You literally gave away nukes to terrorists

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

tell me about this

I am a Greek

Imagine a world where all Jews, Muslims and Asians nuke each other. It would be heaven on earth. Nirvana. The world would reach enlightenment.

they would nuke europe too

Dutch equipment is part of the anti-missile shield. Plus we're surrounded by France, Germany and the UK. We're the safest place on the planet.

Russia is too big to not exist anymore.

Plus the fact that you'd have a bunch of other nations having their nukes is a bitch nobody would want to deal with.

Germany hasn't existed since 1945
from 1991 it just became a USA satellite state.

>100 trillion arabs and terrorist attacks in the capitals
>neighbours are literally main targets of the whole world
sure

I am Greek

>Russia is too big to not exist anymore.
It can always collapse into small pieces.

>surounded by the most muslim infested countries in europe
>We're the safest place on the planet

I am a Greek, you are a shitskin.

russian apes will try to kill everything before they give somthing away

If you read what I wrote, you'd understand why every single nation in the fucking world wouldn't allow that to happen.

Then you'd get a bunch of random nations with nukes.

Nobody wants that.

Even when USSR fell apart and Warsaw Pact, Russia took back all it's nukes, with the help and pressure from the rest of the world.

Germany, Belgium, France and the UK can all explode. But nothing happens here. The terrorists have already exploded before they reach us.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Qadeer_Khan

>Iran
>terrorists

Never forget.

>muslim
>not terrorist
you have learn nothing

Well I meant Pakistan, should have been more specific

...

you have 2000 signs available to explain it in short 2 me

This is what we do with terrorists.

youtube.com/watch?v=QWnNOJKv05g

edgy ex-muslim?

you yell at them in durkha durkha and then run slowly behind them?

The running guy is a vlogger. He made a meme video where he send a news crew away out of his street while recording the news crew with his phone.

And suddenly all politicians started crying how terrible it was. How Turks should leave the country. And the police started cracking down on the city. In that video some durka started chasing him as well. I think he even got sentenced by a judge for instigation or something. It's kind of silly.

Our politicians call them street terrorists.

youtube.com/watch?v=w9omWa2r0mU

youtube.com/watch?v=tP8Jicws-mY

wow

Not true. They invented Stroopwaffels, weird ass Spyker cars, and they managed to have a lot of colonies for such a small country.
Leave the Kaasköppe alone.

>we

No. France and UK did. If you were bordering Spain you would be spanish or french. It was a pain in the ass to send trops to Holland and we were fighting everybody at that point thanks to the Habsburgers. I wonder if german/austrians have a gangrape feitshism or something.

That's what they all say. It's just loser talk.

hello I exist

>It never contributed to anything.
invented modern capitalism

Without the Netherlands, Russia would never have become a Great Power and sodomized Poland for the next 300 years. So they have contributed in some way to the good of mankind.

It's a fact. Rocroi was a french victory. France and UK had the most powerful army and navy respectively and we were fighting the portuguese, the catalans, the ottomans and the whole protestant world. It was basically like the World against Spain. Nobody remember a single battle against Holland. Just saying.

Rocroi was a Spanish movie. I have watched that movie with Viggo Mortensen.

*Spanish victory

We defeated an invasion by the UK, France and half of Germany at the same time. So that's a terrible excuse.

I don't care what other faggots did. Considering the germans ran away like little girls in Rocroi and the spaniards got a surrender conditions only given to a fucking fortress under a siege. Even when we lost it's fucking epic.

What the kanker is that pic in the bottom left
I have never seen a nigger on iceskates

Ze zullen wel moeten als ze Wendy willen vangen.

They do all the technical work, and then their neighbours take it off em

the iceskater is bavarian anyways.

What did Poland contribute? cheap plumbers is not a valid answer.

You know he's prolly a proxy, right?

twoja stara to proxy lamusie.
nie ma nic złego w banter chlebie.

ale mi pojechałeś cwaniaczku ojoj

pies cię jebał, pewnie zaraz będziesz płakał thread dalej, że polska to gówno

do gazu

nie jestem marcelkiem.
to ja zrobiłem kompilacje jego gównopostów, której używacie.

The VOC was not only the first multinational in history it is also the largest multinational to have ever existed.

>Because we defeated
>Russia
Why didn't we notice that sensational fact? I remember about Dutch-Spain. Dutch-France, Dutch-GB wars... But Dutch-Russian war???

We actually invaded them together with Britain. Not a big force, sure, but still

When have we fought?

then they beat you!

>inventing the literal devil
Good job Toothpaste

In todays integrated world, Holland should be annexed by Germany.

No wonder, Anglo was in charge.

Napoleon. Though, he was defeated by Russia+GB+Austria&Prussia. May be 3.5 dutch soldiers also were there, but this is top kek.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

14 longest page on all of Wikipedia coming through

that's because DIDF took enough time to make this page LMOA

The Franco-Dutch (1672-1678) war was one of them.
France, England, Sweden, and two German states decided to gang up on the richest country in the world, the Netherlands. They failed, naturally.

We have now won this mighty battle on Cred Forums

viva holandia

Idk man, I like the dutch. The city I live in was very much influenced by dutch and english merchants in the previous three - four centuries; parts of it might aswell have been ripped straight from Holland.

They're a smug but pleasant people.

looks like a french victory desu

This sounds interesting... Which city if I may ask?

Gothenburg

Thought so. I did indeed feel pretty much at home there when I lived in sweden, more so than the rest of the country (which is also just a more mountainous version of Holland to me)

Balkanization of Russia is inevitable, it's not up to anybody allowing it.

You guys can suck my superior, white dick. While you cockmonglers are struggling to obtain a shred of freedom I can do literally anything here without repercussion. Stay jelly, gayfags.

I wouldn't say nothing. Collectivization serves as a signpost to overarching government power of zealots.

Socialist realism in film was interesting as well. Gotta love that pram rolling down the Odessa steps. It's as famous as the Wilhelm Scream.

USSR was always a good adversary. Let's home the Chinese will be as based.

>contributed to nothing

If you consider the lives of your smarter countrymen as 'nothing' then I suppose you're right.

How about you contribute Danzig back to Germany, Pavel?

>Franco-Dutch
How so? France, together with 4 other nations failed to conquer us. Your fleets were soundly defeated and you gained no territory.
I call that major failure.

why are dutch rapebabies always have this reddish skin, its disgusting

oh shut up, "conquer us" "conquer us" since when all wars are about conquering whole countries? We wanted franche comté and parts of the spanish netherlands clay and we got them, you were allied with the HRE, spain, denmark and prussia. we killed your Michiel de Ruyter. It was a clear victory, france came out of the top dog, spain was even more fucked and it triggered the loss of influence of the dutch. of course it was a victory for france.