/brit/

Honestly wishing for the day some rasheed can get rude to me so i can put him in intensive care

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boys thanks for the prayers

here is the funniest image ive got

if youd likepost the funniest image you've got saved

the custom rom I installed on my phone deleted my texts

Wasn't sure what time my driving lesson was today so I just checked the street around the time that I thought it was

When I approached the car, I realised my instructor was in the car with my brother.

could have sworn my driving lesson was at 11.30 today, guess that was just me mixing up my times, 11.30 was the time of the original lesson and I forgot the time of the re-arranged lesson, though I think he's lying.
Showed me his book but I think he made an error
I mumbled something like "you texted me" and "but the text" a few times

He smiling and it wasn't that awkward but I felt terrible afterwards, tried to block it out but when I couldn't, I'd repeat certain and somewhat random words to myself out loud

he just can't hack it

>he probably took hundreds of pictures
>this was the best one he took

I'd kill myself 2bh

I wonder how tight that snout is..

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I love Prince George, can't wait till he's king.

ned a 4d gf

Would you rather
>Go to prison for 15 years
or
>have every post you've made on Cred Forums made public

...

>option B encompasses option A
pretty sneaky sis

runt edition

nonce

i mean 15 years in prison is absolutely shit
i dont want my shitposting to be public but jesus theres worse thing than being known as a shitposter

Anyone who wouldn't take the prison sentence is a filthy normo.

i'd take the public posts

just said paki a lot and pretended to be gay and also occasionally impersonated my friends and family

day #7459 of no gf

the only effective striking martial arts are boxing, muay thai and dutch style/k1 kickboxing

everything else is spray

You now remember lembit opik

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37496318

is it really so fucking hard to set up account verification?
especially if you're going to upload personal pictures

these idiots deserve to lose their privacy

Do brits like me?

> 9374 days since i had a gf
> 63 days since i had a bf

one on the right looks like an older version of my gf

god no

no

who the fuck calls his child pippa

About to be one minute since you were last knocked the fuck out if you don't stop posting anime

would honestly quite like an anime posting Australian bf

Pippa's dad

you will like me.

...

...

washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/09/20/hillary-clintons-it-guy-asked-reddit-for-help-altering-emails-a-twitter-sleuth-claims/

Face is really letting the rest of the body down there

ugly cow

your gf is an ugly cow

fuck english girls have dud faces

all of em look like smashed crabs or dropped meat pies or spilt weetbix

...

he is supposed to stand before congress about 24 hours from now but i doubt he will show up

youtube.com/watch?v=NNfefPEdjyU good song

i like u

shes fat

easily weighs about 11.5 stone

back from the gym lads

got myself a nice red thai curry for lunch

would be much more attractive if she ditched the chavvy hoop earrings, the horrible hair style and the bad make up
basically she looks common and tacky af

who /bags under eyes/ here?
had them for years now, dont know if I'll ever get rid of them

>checking sc every 2-3 mins waiting for his reply

>stone
Easily the worst weight measurement system

It's Philippa m8

Timeless tune desu
youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOA

Housemates have all made a big celebratory meal for a housemate's birthday today and they're all in the kitchen eating and laughing together and I'm hiding in my bedroom pretending to be in town

Need to take a shit too but I can't leave my room or flush the toilet or the gig's up (if it's not already)

me too lad

put anti bags thing
don't care if it's for benders you're going to look 100x better

lmao check out this eejit

>pretended

fleshlight coming on friday lads

whats that meme called with wojack at a party and he's like "I want to go home, my feet hurt"

OOH
AAH
AAH
OOH

I could never do these
what is it?

It's called "wojack at a party and he's like 'I want to go home, my feet hurt'"

not sure
have a mind hacc

just pretend you came back in or something

Haha

neighbour is making fun of me again because of my sisters thongs on the clothes line

big fan of romantic nationalism

think it could have a major comeback after Brexit

nah, doubt it

> haha hey lads, just back from town - decided to climb in through my bedroom window instead of using the front door! hahaha mental, classic me

me too lad, me too
we're too far gone though

good idea
climb out the window then knock on the door, simples

well obviously a German sees a return to nationalism as unlikely, you've been told for seventy years that nationalism is the worst sin there is

poz my neg hole

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

lmgtfy.com/?q=wojak at a party

it is though

nationalism is dumb

romanticising it is even dumber

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got called rasheed in asdas

I'm not a chubby chaser, but there are a couple shapely fat girls at my work that I wouldn't mind plowing, 2bh

got called a peasant in waitroses

got called a yank in brit

nationalism is dumb though

wish time flew away slower

>art student acts surprised when they can't get a job after finishing their "degree"
BIG fan of this degree, especially when i live near goldsmiths

wtf Americans go back to sleep!!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIL38se8nzM&feature=youtu.be

it's happening lads

do you hate your culture?
why is it dumb to take pride in it? your culture's history, art, music, people, values, literature, law, language...these are things worth preserving

>plowing
fuck off yank

she cancelled on me tonight surprise surprise
I wonder what the excuse will be tomorrow

Hmm and now you wonder why good art is not made anymore

what things? I tried cucumbers before but it didnt seem to do much good

snap

>doing what you want in life? what a ridiculous concept! you should do what the major corporations want you to do which is stem or finance

cancelled on some runt that i met on tinder

shut up nasty american pig?

I hope so lad, Otherwise we're 30 years away from looking more like Africa than Europe

whats going on here
is it anything normal people should be interested in or is it just sexually appealing to alt right yank autists

...

roll on

god the irish are thick

really, REALLY, gets the mind thinking lads

punchin above

Why should I be proud of a culture I was arbitrarily born into?

>cosmetics
runt

it's pretty important tbhdude

why

because ours is one of the best, objectivley

>loading banter modules............done
>tuning gimmicks..........done
>loading arse, smeg, sleg, slag, kipper, lad, FOY FOY FOY.....done
>promoting -ise for -ize....done
>clearing runts........done
>entering /brit/.......

Smoke me a kipper, lads, feel like a full english this mornin!

sauce

Why in Futurama did the gang express vocal protest over Bender's plan to eat nachos while taking a shit?

that just makes you sound like a turbororke

you forgot to reticulate splines

why does a robot need to eat food and take a shit?

haha alright paki

Because the culture you were "arbitrarily born into" has brought great things to the world, from works of beautiful art to concepts of philosophy and law and faith. These are things many cultures cannot claim to have so you should be proud you were born into this one

You could tell me they were getting on it or coming off it and I'd believe you

What did she mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezaw-g6TIQI

not an argument

do you think some cultures are far superior than other cultures?

bit shallow
probably why you're single
shit personality

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Western culture is objectively better. Even lefties promote the idea of equality and liberty which was born in the west.

Parts of the world stone (very rich parts) women to death and hang gays in public.

or I don't want the company

>/I WANNA KISS BRITISH BOYS/

Darmok
and Jalad
at Tanagra.

>Heh! silly Nationalists. I'm far too enlightened to enjoy the company of people from the same background as myself.

ah yes being born in a region means that that it is automatically superior and deserves your loyalty

This tbqh
With western civilization came civil rights
Europeans were the first to decide slavery was wrong

>Parts of the world stone (very rich parts) women to death and hang gays in public.
we support this through direct and indirect interference

we are no better

Temba, his arms wide open!

of course they are
arab culture is among the worst in the world and they're ruining France
French culture is so much better than it too so its a real shame

someone told me they wanted to arse fuck my sister

I wouldn't say "far", but yes, some cultures are definitely much richer than others and have contributed much more to the world. In a manner of speaking, superior.

This isn't even just a European thing. It's universal. For example, I'd say the culture of the Persians is much richer and changed the world a lot more than say, Native Americans

>the person who witnessed the murder is as guilty as the murderer
No

told this paddy that i wanted to arse fuck his sister

>anal with girls

never got this meme

post a pic of her lad

>Dumb Nationalists. One so enlightened as myself could thrive in any culture. Thus there is no superior, or inferior culture.

>doesn't like to hear them squeal

you gay, son?

I explain how I am the 'Silenced Singer' - showing how by evicting me from my flat they are forcing me into a corner where I have to sign a Tenancy agreement for a flat in High Wycombe with a years rent in advance through Chancellors estate agents - and the problems I am being caused in trying to move such as moving my Piano ...

SQUEAL! SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGIE

Europeans also picked up on slavery very early. Ancient greeks and romans had slaves for example

humm okay mate

agree with you. but I think we should be less eurocentred when speaking about culture.

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37493165

wtf?

>the person who instilled the murderer in a position of power is evil
yes

good choice of pepe pic for the headline

more like flumperise spines

overheard a nonce telling a rather large autist that he wanted to fuck his (i,e, the autist's) sister in the arse

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ah yes, Tchaikovsky and Wordsworth must be thick mongs like Andy the white van man because all nationalists are stupid

But ancient Greeks and Romans were the proto cultures that later developed into modern European culture

There are some cultures that never developed that far

tchaikovsky is russian dumbass

Forged in fire is ultimate comfy

wtf i hate pepe now

...

I was talking about romantic nationalism in general. And Tchaikovsky was most definitely a nationalist.

are you fucking retarded?

nah should have been this one. This one still is so smuggish even after 6 months of constant posting

we dead

if you're not a nationalist, what are you?

a humanist?
an internationalist?
dare i say it...a globalist?

well most brits are at work I imagine

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a hedonist

Help lads, in the space of two weeks my life has gone to shit and it's stressing me out

I left for uni (3rd year) two weeks ago, and my girlfriend moved on her year abroad about a month
I also have a job where I work at home, so when I left for uni I carried on the role
Anyway, I came to uni and it was all just so much pressure keeping everything going, I sort of cracked and ignored everything, now my girlfriends on the verge of breaking up with me, my boss has been trying to get a hold of me for two weeks, my mums calling because he just told her and my dads threatening to drive up, what do? why do I think avoiding all my problems is a good idea, I just get trapped in a cycle of ignoring it and then the problems even worse so I go back to ignoring it for even longer

im not a spook that labels himself with arbitrary words like some idiotic swine

Wish I had a beautiful voice lads.

I would kill to be able to serenade women.

What is it about Mexicans that makes them so barbaric?

Some of the most fucked up shit I've seen has been done by Mexicans.

Saw a vid on Cred Forums yesterday of a man who had had his hands cut off, skin taken off his face and they were cutting head off, very slowly, with a stanley knife all the while he's screaming in agony, with no face and the guys in the video are laughing and joking about it.

Fucking hell. Im dead.

thats one smug frog

I believe in nothing, not in religion or state or any flavor of the month philosophers

it's like i died 3 or 4 years ago and my brain is just coming up with all of this shit at it shuts down hahahaha this cant be real life

both of these are forms of ethical egoism

so you're egotists.

well done you self-centred bastards

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im a communist

having a wank lads pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108

How long, do you reckon, until the first arrest for having a hard drive full of memes is?

I'm wagering it'll be in 2017.

>le nihilist

>le corbynista

Why did it 404?

what do you expect when the only idiots who use it outside of Cred Forums are racist losers

>im a communist

dunno, this pepe is VERY smug

ah yes, the (((anti defamation league)))

im a racist nationalist capitalist jingoist fascist catalyst

...

all me

VERY racist

nah it would have went full normie but Cred Forums started making so many racist versions of it

>implying this isn't the smuggest peep

lads
really into milfs
Would you be upset if I got with your mum?

dastardly gimmick idea: get kev turned into a hate speech icon

>Corbyn: vote for me and we'll invite even more pakis and wogs to this island!

a real vote winner that lads

yeah m8 would come round yours and do your knackers in with a crowbar

>Nick Clegg to present first episode of new series of Have I Got News For You

what

It's in the episode where he becomes human

Don't wanna go to class

Don't wanna interact with my group members

would you rather have a cock 1 metre long or 1 cm long?

Could you do mine as well x

can I be a woman instead?

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I would class myself as a firm member of the upper working lower upper middle class

What about you?

>14:44:44
hmm

class-fluid proletariatkin

Memeing aside, what's actually wrong with wanting Britain to be full of white people and not pakis?

pakis make lovely curries

BIGOT

doesn't have to be one or the other lol

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Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

starting to destroy the pepes lads

because we brutally colonised the world spreading war, famine and genocide to all we came into contact with

>Jo Cox's murder

oh yeh hahaha. They actually killed her and still lost lol

collateral damage

pretty sure it does though mate

just look at Africa post-apartheid

>Thinking the sacrifice of a single cunt could overpower our meme magic
They have NO fucking idea

do you actually think the remain globalists killed her?

pretty sure it doesn't senpai
black and white thinking is a symptom of autism you know

>what's wrong with being a massive racist

rorke

If I was born in Japan to white parents from England am I Japanese? Why is it that people from around the world are considered nationals when it's a European country?

There is no reason for it not to be.

saved a lot of new pepes today

if you have japanese papers then yes you are japanese

*de facto abolishes the Prussian State*

pretty much yeah. don't appeal to memes and emotions, give me some solid reasons why I should want my country full of stinking pakis and somalians

>If I was born in Japan to white parents from England am I Japanese?

no because you wouldn't be eligible for Japanese citizenship

If anybody can be British, then it doesn't matter how many shitskins get imported because they will become British. Genocide by deception

well, what is wrong with it?

*strong-arms you*

WITHOUT A SINGLE BULLET BEING FIRED

absolutely they did, do you honestly think it was a coincidence that leave was +7 in the polls and it happened out of nowhere? what was his rationale for doing it then?

Took a pyrazolam in work out of desperation on day 5 without benzos
Anxiety was so high that I've vomited in the toilet 3 times despite being too ill to eat

Need a fatal seizure NOW

SCOTLAND FOREVER

Even if I have no Japanese ancestry? They wouldn't consider me Japanese

I hate uni

Reddit

>Government austerity policy a breach of international human rights, says UN report

morons here will still carry on voting them in

>pyrazolam

Why do you think I know what this is? We aren't americans where these drugs are shoved in our faces by all forms of media 24/7

Cred Forums

Then they're racist and you need to remind them that your passport makes you as Japanese as them

as long as you consider yourself japanese, have japanese papers (by being born there or whatever, don't know how it works there) and lives by japanese culture then you're japanese

that'll be £30,000 for the privilege please

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Why don't we have a Britain without any of the working class racist scroungers?

people don't know what austerity means so they just think it's a big smart word for smart people and assume it's a good idea

>do you think it was a coincidence
no i think it was an attack carried out by a loon during a time of heated political tension when literal spergs decided they were politicians and heroes

business idea: cut corporation tax in the hope that corporations will take on more wageslaves

it's way cheaper in australia, like a sixth of that, probably is in canada too but i'm too lazy to check

Learned to drive 8 years ago. Never had a car in uni and used public transport until recently for work and such.
Having a car has changed my life. A supermarket run that used to take an hour on the bus now takes 20 minutes. Getting to work takes less time and is comfy when it's raining or scorching hot.
Never knew what I was missing.

>get rid of the working class
Hmm I wonder what would happen

Love getting drunk and the social life though

My name is Ahmed. My parents came from Pakistan 20 years ago. I am British.

Agreed. Jamal and Winston and Mohammed need to go back. These creatures despise the indigenous white population of the UK, yet they want a share of everything we and our ancestors have built.

Japanese nationality, English ethnicity is probably the best way to put it.

business plan: taxi the bankers bonuses to 100%, give single mums footballers wagers and footballers receive the bankers bonuses taxation which will then be taxed to 100%

not like any of them have jobs, just sit around smoking fags and watching sky TV with their benefits money

who the fuck is winston

>not stated: 292

Why?

My name is Rex. My parents were dogs who came to a stable 2.86 human years ago. I am a horse.

You can't be working class if you don't have a job you snivelling mongoloid.

My name is Ugluk. I moved to Britain 7 years ago from Bangladesh and I am as British as fish and chips mate

Why aren't you in school?

Don't try to make apples into oranges. Nationality is a political and social construct, not a biological one. Asians and Caucasians are still all people.

Winston reid

Why is Chinatsu so shit?
She's responsible for the Hillsborough disaster!

my ancestors emigrated from scotland 300 years ago

i am british

>Don't try to make apples into oranges
Don't try to make pakis into brits then

The tbf (twink bf) keeps sending me cute dog face snapchats

Guess the name of the editor of National Geographic

hmm really makes me think

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I don't give a shit about ancestry because I'm not a dumb american.

how much would you need to move to a melbourne suburb?

>updated: Apr 2011

why use his name alongside jamal and mohammed? it's not exactly indicative of an ethnicity

why do you expect me to know some rando footballers name

>96

They call me the bender-ender

I'm known to make gay pricks never want to take a dick

racism is a buzzword for white genocide lad

You have to go back

Chaim Horowitz

It has nothing to do with football you underage shit.

If you said winston, most people would picture a middle aged jamaican

the sunshine coast is objectively the comfiest part of australia

>Lewis Hamilton isn't one of Britian's finest sportsmen

I love ıt when Jez Corbs calls them “Sport Direct”.
[tips fedora]

There aren't any white people called Winston any more you thick twat. It's a black name

friend talked me into playing wow again
2 days in and I'm filled with regret
this was a mistake
£40 wasted

then churchill or john lennon? both of whom are white???

ive literally never met anyone called winston

>Ah yes....hmmm.....

ah yes
day /brit/
where the net drains on tax revenue in the UK complain about net contributors to tax revenue

>Dumb racist those stats are 5 years old
>Don't forget the holohoax you stupid racists

Close enough

>driving a car is a sport

CHILL WINSTAAAAAAAN

Its a meme from before your time kiddo

>there are people itt that think Joe cox wasn't murdered by the remain side
bluepilled af

>editor
>or
>a woman

would they? When I hear with stone I think of:
>Winston Churchill
>Winston McKenzie
>Winston from 1984
>Winston Reid
so 1 wog

He drives a Formula One car m8 not exactly taking the Ford Mondeo to work is it?

anyone have a job here?
i don't but i sure am VERY angry about all these dole-scrounging pakis

just bought some borg lined jogging bottoms
bretty comfy

>breaking the speed limit is a sport

if they were employed you'd be complaining about them stealing all the jobs

share

did the man turn the wheel?

please respond

yeah posting from work right now looool

i keep coming here on my days off for some reason, daytime brit is utter wank

i dont believe you

need a new winter coat boys
recs please thank you

>being proud of being a wageslave

they come over here and pollute our cities with their stink

>spending money on games

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before i give you a reccy, ill need you to answer 1 question

are you a chink

anyone want a book signed by mosley, i'm skint lads

bloody poles
comin over ere...

he turned it into oblivion.

soylent green is people

Do you guys like me??

Shekel goldstein

HOO CAL!

ARR ROOK SEM!!

they come over here and enrich our lives with their new religions and smells and takeaways. imagine how boring it would all be without them

about 50% chink

lads need recommendations for my new crepes

need you lads to put aside the memes and emotions and rhetoric for a sec and just explain to me why i shouldn't burn down a refugee centre

imagine having 10 megabyte broadband.

we NEED diversity I don't experience day to day but benefit from in elections

#2 & #4

no reason not to
they're invaders after all

get yasen one of these pal

Literally me on the left if Corbyn gets into power

Are you 5'10 or above? Overcoats are comfy but can look a bit weird on midgets

I'm 32 and pursuing a girl who is 23
is that weird?
she's pretty into me

Because then they'd run out to the countryside and start raping women all over

Keep them in the containment center

if you get done for arson you'll be NEET for life :^)

I don't like the way you look, so I'll treat you like a crook

alri get a North Face jacket, its like a requirement to being truly chinese

put a donk on it?

>corbyn
>in power
pull the other one lad, it's got bells on

get the north face out innit haha

5'11
already have one in grey

pretty badass that he used a sword to kill him

get the stone island out haha

arse is sweaty

post your ideal type

was going to cook a yummy beef stew for dinner tonight lads but I'm too anxious to go in the kitchen because there's other people in there and I don't want anyone to see me or interact with me

for FUCK'S sake why am I such a mess
what drugs do I need to fix myself?

fucking fed up

>tfw 5mb broadband
just end my contract senpai

>11PM release
ITS BEEN INSTALLED ON MY COMPUTER FOR FIVE DAYS ALREADY. FUCKING LET ME PLAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

new 1 here

Racists and bigots out; third world migrants in to spite them haha

ah yes I know what I'll do I'll ram a fucking metal ring through the skin of my nostril that'll really be a great addition to my life

....that's really low

>will you START the FANS PLEASE

How is that a sword