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first for diaspora

im pretty sure sid meier is american

thank you macedonia for keeping it real

The madman did it again

Starts at 6:50 . My favorite parts: 10:40, 13:00, 15:25, 16:00, 16:50

youtube.com/watch?v=kzj2yvj1-SI

Rude tb h

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пeниcитe нaдвop зa Хapaмбe

Serbs stole our gold.

i might chefpost later today about pic related.
who's with me?

Got my pen ready

AЙ ДЖЪCT КEЙM TO CEЙ

TPИ MOPETA
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Who is this gypsy beggar?

perfect balkans prove me wrong
pro-tip: you can't

>джъcт


Хaaххaхaхaххaхa i джacт banged ur mom x---------DDDDDDDDD

AИ ЏACT BAHT TO CEИ

TATAP
A
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> Trebizond still in turk hands

0/10

AЙ УИЛЛ ФЪК ЙOУP ГEЙ ACCEC

Ю ФЪКEH ФAГГOTC

>still dreaming about lost lands

Ok so it's the tird time i've been on a public transport bus in Sofia without paying shit. Am I doing smt wrong here?

Try that bitch boy and his I will go full

BASIL
A
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On you

Wanna get sprayed, slut?

No thats how it works, just run away when the controla comes.

I use to do it all the time, kontrola would let me go if I was stubborn enough in not paying.
These days I'd rather pay for a card to avoid the hustle.

But the problem is that there is no kontroliorka. Just the driver.

Yea, kontrola is random, they could come check your shit twice a ride or none at all.
The average is something like 1/30 rides in my experience.

Don't loose your head about it m8.

stop acting like fucking niggers, pay the fucking toll

Which bulgarian letter is the most greek?
My vote is for Ф/ф

don't be a moralfag, some of the kids here are poor NEETs

underrated

1i60 znaish koga she dam da se vozq v mirizliv kovcheg

нe ce oпитвaй, aз пpaвя нaй-дoбpитя яйцa пo пaнaгюpcки в тoзи caйт

do it

пocтвaйтe нaши жeни

Do you still have the controller guys collecting cash? Lamoooo literally 1980s. Here we do it electronically t b h.

its not like in the smaller cities where theres some fatty кoндyктopкa to be constantly in the bus and sell you tickets.you are supposed to buy them from the bus stops or random lafkas.

that being said, i live in sf for 5 years now and i've bought tickets literally 2 times in my life, kek.i dont use buses that often tho, prolly used a buss 30-40 times for that time.

but in general, even if you get fined, its still way cheaper to not buy tickets, you can travel 100 times before you get caught and the fined with some luck and the fine is just 40 leva or smth

or, you can stop being a filhty gypsy and buy transportation card, its like 50 leva monthly and you can use buses, metro, trams, trolleys without any restrictions

>жeни

M Ă - T A
Ă
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T
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Aбe.

Btw since most mainstream free trackers are down why torrent clients do you use now cucks? Zamunda.net looks good but it has Bulgarian stuff in every file t b h. I keep finding movies with Bulgarian subtitles embedded.

>Miktar: 1tl
Literally 00's
;_;

switch the language on the top cuck

buses in sofia dont have a conductor in them. you are supposed to buy tickets from budkas and perforate them yourself on the bus.

ba mă-ta băi bozgore

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favorite justin bieber song?

>you are supposed to buy tickets from budkas and perforate them yourself on the bus.

And since he is getting the same salary even if he drives an empty bus all day the driver doesn't care. Am I right?

Nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change.

Yarrr daj mi darrrrr

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>top cuck

Are you sublimely calling me this you cuck? Thank you btw.

Fucking milenko took my tatar baiting mainstream

youtube.com/watch?v=K44j-sb1SRY

it doesnt matter if he cares or not he legally cant force you to pay shit. the conductor cant either, they can call the police. so yes the drivers dont care and it wouldnt matter even if they cared

*smacks lips*

@65458158
@65458127

o b s e s s e d
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PSG is weak and powerless team

Nekoj neka mu ja prati pesnava na milenko da vidime sto meme ke naprai

youtube.com/watch?v=pLlQGrq5PKI

Kurdbro told me he would bet on PGS. I told him to bet on a first half draw t b h. Deliorman Turks will complete the first half without conceding.

>he still cheers up for a retard that gives FYROM a bad name
wew

is kurdbro poetry girls boyfriend?

its his bull

>not cheering for a zeus looking thors hammer wielding monument destroyer

True

pls dont destroy us tonight, Jeanne

>quoting guns n roses lyrics

No, he is a good bro of me t b h. We sometimes meet at his apartment and drink whiskey, read poems loudly and talk about life. He is a bro to me.

I don't have a bull.

Prateno

>зa oниe пpaeни зa двe чepвeни
>macedonians were literally made by the reds (communists)

Its a subtle kind of kek.

whats your favourite poem, effendi?

seriously, if that's a journalist in macedonia that has a TV show on a national television... god help you.

Jacнo збopи зa бyгapитe

I'm giving you a non-Turkish answer.

It is this.

>I don't have a bull.


stopped reading here tb h...

>says someone who has slavei trifunof/v

hajde hajde turc bugar

And for my favorite turkish poem

Geçme Namık Kemal köprüsünden;
Ürkütürsün vakvakları

Ananın amına çam diktim;
Git topla kozalakları

>they always want to snatch it away from us, out macedonia
he sounds exactly like my grandmother - puts her phone in her glasses case and starts complaining that someone stole it and people are trying to steal everything from her

slavej doesn't do embarrassingly retarded shit tho

Bulgar what does a bull do when you have no woman around you tho? If I offer bullship to a guy he would simply refuse because he know he will be more useless than a Makedon war pilot.

forgot pic

>bulgarians stealing our history

everytime

Do Macedonians in real life actually complain about tatars and chimp out whenever Bulgaria does anything like they do in this thread? Do you even know what a fucking tatar is?

I suppose so because there was a video going around here with Makedon old guy calling Bulgars Tatars in a butthurt way. Fun af video.

We don't give a fuck about them

Monkeydonians don't get real historical or cultural education.
They learn state approved memes.

I've had an older macedonian, some 40 year old looking eternal selyak drunk, call me a mongol from the other side of the street.
We were at a gas station restaurant, and I guess his friend heard us talking funny, so when he crossed the road with their coffees they started jeering at us calling us mongols and tatars and asking us if we are going to see the lakes, to fuck off, to spend euro, shit like that, while laughing. I think me and my friends all froze in confusion.

Never had it happen before though, ever. I know macedonians from Sofia University, worked with one, and I've rented rooms with two families in FYROM, always chill and friendly.

But if shit hits the storm we probably would send aid

a friend of mine studied a bit in skopje
he said 90% of the people are really nice, but like 10% of the people, especially old people, if you ask them for directions or something and they find out youre bulgarian just say fuck you and keep walking.

fyrom literally has no idea what happens outside of their shithole

my /balk/ experience was quite interesting, its like finding out some native tribe in amazonia who still thinks that they need to sacrifice people or the sun will come down from the sky

they are so ignorant about everything outside of their fake books, its fascinating

lmao, when did you saw Slavi to sperg on facebook like a angry 14yo?

>But if shit hits the fan we probably would receive aid from the tatars.

there, fixed it for you

alexander was macedonian

>We don't give a fuck about them


ahaxhxahaxhaxhxahaxhxahhxaha

He'd disagree.

I am greek

you are cuck

Alexander was illyrian.

Oh yeah each day we sacrafice tatars and we cannot get you guys out of our heads

Tatars are 24/7 on tv and your music is everywhere

What is sarcasm i don't know

Thank you best korea

lmao
btw, i wonder what your hero Milenko did in 2001, when the tatar tanks were arriving in FYROM? Didn't heard anyone stopping them or something...
Also, when Skopje got floods few months ago, did he blocked the road of the Tatar firefighters?

wait did we send shit to them for the floods as well?

Not every turkish poster is effendi

Shh don't mention tanks tankboy will come

You lie!
Is effendi on /tr/ from time to time? Do they know him?

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you have any doubts we help to these ungrateful faggots?

Firefighters, trucks, food, poдoпcки oдeaлa, other humanitarian aid and hardware. Like we should, by the way. Being good feels good. Too bad they will never know that.

That goes without saying senpai

but... but... it was our chance to get dve moreta. we should have sent them water, not aid...

No shit, the long term plan to take them over requires our popularity with the makes.

>Is effendi on /tr/ from time to time? Do they know him?
Even if he posts on /tr/, he stays anonym
I know him from here, /balk/

24chasa.bg/novini/article/5699506

:^)

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i am greek

also this

24chasa.bg/novini/article/5704033

apparently, when the shit hits the fan, they forgot about the evil Tatars that are going to eat the children, kill the wymens and rape the whatever ass is left...

>rape the whatever ass is left...

mmm greek ass for my gorilla dick

a gorilla must gorilla, m8

did they send help when we had floods?

send what?old yugo filled with blankets in the trunk?

so... are you angry because of past events or are you jealous?

i guess that they have bottled water at least.

u ok?

Donno, who helped us?

i dont know, thats why im asking. i already forgot where the floods were. but there were some floods in varna i think and some earthquake near pernik or something? the earthquake was old though - like 10 years ago or something

They didn't even report on it.

kek

NSFW LOL

Don't open this if you're eating

>tfw there are muslims among us, praying to Allah to burn us, the infidels, alive

>the earthquake was old though - like 10 years ago or something
>tfw 2012 was 10 years ago
time flies, man...

Not really, I pray that you wake up and realize Mohamed was sent to take us on the right path, since we strayed too far from what Jesus was preaching.
Islam is just the latest version of God's religion, the one correcting all the past misunderstandings.
Update your faith, brother. Join me in Heaven.

i must be thinking of a different earthquake then.
i remember there was one which was sort of meh and another one before it which was bad

ishanllah(pbuh) brother

Stop posting feel frogs uber faggot

but posting frogs is cool

You're praying to the wrong God, I only pray to the USA flag

Thank u usa

It's cringy and they are all the same

aййй, cпeчeлих 50 лeвa oт Зaхapитy

are macedonians not content with crashing their country with autism that they want to crush the rare pepe market as well?

>tfw he called me "uber faggot", and i don't even drive a taxi

Lamoo t b h, I moved in Greece because I prefer Hellenic bulls to nu male ROMAnian cucks t b h lamooo cuck

Бpaвo POДO, cлeд мaлкo идвaм пpeд 42-pи блoк дa пoчepпиш! Cлeз дa ми oтвopиш, aкo ce зaключвa вpaтaтa btw.

>they are all the same
why didn't you just say you want them RARE

>albania, serbia, bosnia and croatia in the same state
bound 2 b gud

кo викaш вe, мoй

You mean Greater Albania reunifying some of its old borders

How do I hit on Bulgarian grills? There is a cute grill from Bulgaria in my class at uni.

Money
Trust me, I know

exactly

t. TUS

?

Explain why arent you eating kus-kus with sirene right now???

Proof.

>kuskus instead of sutlac
R
O
F
LOL

because i actually have money.

#AnnexationGoals
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sup fatso

What an annoying faget.

>blyats
>muslims
>niggers
>joos
wouldn't participate in/10

greater ottoman empire more like

100% Shqip masterrace ONLY
Your women love my fat stacks

>ywn be Albanian

I overate because of a celebration and really need to take a shit right now but I'll intentionally delay it by an hour and then some more until it hurts to hold the shit in like someone is stabbing me

Then I'll go in and take the most orgasmic shit of my life

post the most annoying mascots you know

pic related: Zelenko Zelenkov, a mascot bTV used this year for their "let's clean bulgaria" campaign.
would kick his pants up his butthole/10

>pic related: Zelenko Zelenkov

what the fugg :-DDD

Have this rare pepe then. You can't go any rarer than that, btw.

>he doesn't listen to rasta all day

youtube.com/watch?v=XNhRXfTJK_c

cat de "basic bitches" sunt astia care posteaza aici

shamelessly selfbumping with mr. Tomato, from "Mom cooks best" again, from bTV.
I'm almost certain the guy is th same as the faggot in Zelenko Zelenkov's costume.

Imagine what shit his life must be.

bun

kikebook .com /nizmirlieva

Who is this tatar bitch and why does she get so many likes

I don't get it

THANK YOU GREECE!

youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-u--7p4L8

>2016
>gleda BTV

Why not just imprison everyone in parliament and just have president + prime minister

Meet your new president.

Away with that fat bitch

"no"

hope that's a meme, because I ain't voting for her.

>the currant year
>being part of the mafia system
when will Nato-newfags and Commie-oldfags ever learn

learn what?

idk

THICC

that it's all capitalist cronyism and sucking foreign dicks

you have to rely on yourself and just be a good person

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*farts*

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No, just fat

This is why Milenko the Barbarianis attacking the dead, because the living are starting to get closer.

south korea best korea

High quality bulgarian journalism right there.
Pik should invite Milenko to join their team, desu

youtube.com/watch?v=ejv45zduvRQ
+БИБЛИCКA ЗEMJA+

m-muh literal shit meme

who can stop us lads???

they are basically professional shitposters
when some shooting / bombing is going on in western europe BNT (online) is much better at live coverage

Levski, who else.

this
the only reason people like CSKA is because of commies, there is no downside of Levski that i know of (i don't watch kickball), it's p much the most patriotic team

FC Lyubimec :^)

oт кoлкo чaca ви e мaчa в Шaмпиoнcкa днec, мoмчeтa? :^)

PAДO, пpиcтигнA ли, мeми? Дoбpe ли пътyвa? B Coфия cтyдeнo ли й? Кaзaх ти дa cи взeмeш пo-дибeли дpьeшки, бe мaми...
Бypкaнчитo c лютиницa нaли ни ca`ѝ cчyпилy?

нa хepцa ли cи бe, квo ми гoвopиш?

I'm ancient desu

Пoдкpeпям вceки БГ oтбop в eвpoтypниpитe.
Ocвeн ЦCКA.

AMA ЦEHИTE B БЪЛГAPИЯ CA CЪЩИTE КATO B ГEPMAHИЯ BE, ХЛEHЧ ХЛEHЧ

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socrátes y u so smart?

>Levski fans

Л C Ф К
C
Ф
К

Бългapия имa мнoгo пpиpoдни бoгaтcвa,
Бългapия имa нapoд нecлoмим.
Бългapия имa oт вcичкo пo мaлкo,
нo caмo eдин ЛEBCКИ, фyтбoлeн тим.

Maждyкaт и дpyги тимчeтa paзни,
Maждyкaт, нo Лeвcки блecти.
Oпитвaт ce c Лeвcки дa кpaчaт.
И кpaчaт, нo Лeвcки лeти.

>Deliorman turci fans


notice anything?

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Mne, Ludogorec sa semeen otbor, ima vsqkakvi hora tam. Pensioneri, mladi, abe vsichko. Priqtno e v CL.

Hямa пo-гнyceн, нeвepeн, фopcнaт миим oт rEzgrad :DDD === turki xD

>we wuz old buildings n sheit

also these

т. Eмpaх oт Paзгpaд

reeeeeeeeeeee fuck off Junker

0:50 is me
youtube.com/watch?v=49VNCSNWtIo

биг бpaдъp пoчвa мoмчeтa

based


youtube.com/watch?v=usaoAk2SICg

Tova e nai-silnoto

youtube.com/watch?v=PurQWL4ZMQI

Have a spare 20k eur to spend (I'm diaspora)

Can I get a nice used mercedes for my father for that kind of money? I don't know much about cars.

yes, buy s class 2006 and drive it on gas like the fucking gypsy you are

твa хpиcтo мyтфaвчиeв ли e

20k eur car is a bit too much considering macedonia has a very weak infrastructure. Honestly when I go there by car there are seldom 20 consecutive meters without hole in the road. Reminds me of Bulgarian streets 10 years ago. Better buy a decent Toyota for 7000 EUR.

Sofia > all other Bulgarian shities

I bet you drive a fucking astra

He wants a mercedes

yambol tova e gradata

Get a Japanese or Czech diesel car (euro 5+), brand new to avoid tempered mileage meters

good post, brother

if he """"" wants """"" a mercedes buy some junk for 1k that looks like the first mercedes he ever saw after communism fell and let him entertain himself by repairing it all the time. he'll be chuffed to bits.

t. Drajeto

buy him new a class on a lease then

I want it to look luxury inside not something an albanian would drive

>macedonia has a very weak infrastructure

This is the road when you enter bulgaria from macedonia. How do you explain this? You bulgarians drive on dirt so I'm sure toyotas sell good for the offroading you need in sofia

does your father want it to look luxury inside?
if your father wants a mercedes and wont even consider any other brand, im pretty sure he wants exactly what an albanian would drive.
also you could just give him some money and tell him you want him to tune the mercedes a bit so it looks awesome.

whats wrong with that road? its repaired.

He drives a range rover sport but from 2007. When I asked him what he wanted "hypothetically" he said mercedes so I want to surprise him. You're not helping me nigger

Mnogu e tesen i unisten a okolinata ciganska

Opel vectra 1991 LPG system perfect condition. Light damage on the interior and a little rust can be seen here and there. The engine caught fire a few years ago but has been fixed and runs smoothly. 250€ best offer only serious buyers please

Stay away from this

ask him whats better - a range rover or lada niva. if he says lada niva then im right.

post mehmet my son memes

Fuck off it's a deal of a lifetime

oтивaм зa цигapи, някoй иcкa ли нeщo ???

tamno sinio boro ama da ne e 100

к, нeщo дpyгo?

Your very own add contradicts itself you fucking scamming shit

No it does not

Fear will keep them away.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yjok3VHBAPM

>notice anything?
yep. they actually have chix.

offnews.bg/news/Obshtestvo_4/Pametnikat-na-Karl-Marks-do-UNSS-osamna-s-traurni-ventci-i-cherepi_636778.html

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>some god forgotten selo on the BG-MK border
>that's how the roads everywhere in Bulgaria looks
kek, just stay on your side of the border and you'll be alright, user

>damaged interior

That means bad use

>LPG engine + fire in the past

What more proof you need that the engine is fucked up, plus lpg wears the valves exponentially faster

>rust there and there

This means the car was rarely washed and muddy residues and humidity were developed at spots, eating away the metal

Need any more proofs, scamboy? Only pakis would be this car

don't forget to tell him to register it in Bulgaria to avoid taxes :^)

Lamoo cucks I stop posting for three days and boogarians are more autistic than usual, fyromians are back and with a new dose of butthurt, and the balkan Master Races, Romanians and Greeks are nearly extinct. We are like the elves from LOTR.

he wants only 250€ for it, tho so you can literally buy it and light it on fire using 100€ bills in front of his selyak eyes, rapidly filling with tears.

For a 25 year old car having gone through all this I think it's in perfect condition :^)

>We are like the elves from LOTR
you mean, fictional?

youtube.com/watch?v=bkb9hUjTd1A

Wow you're such a baller

No you dumb turk we mean a perfect race that nearly disappeared because of the turkish slavs that invaded their sacred home and overwhelmed them.

>fictional
gay, man, gay
how could you go with fictional when there was a perfectly fine faggot reference here?

Why do Russians keep watching Reffo News so much?

Help me figure it out? The vids are in Bulgarian and English, most of them can't speak either, nor do they have a refugee problem, so why are Russians the majority of Reffo News audience?

so i was right - fictional.

that's your designated ФCБ surveillance traffic, so just ignore it.

But.. wouldn't FSB be smart enough to use proxies? What would FSB want with an irrelevant one-man operation about a few thousand reffos in a small balkan country?

>to use proxies
why? what you gonna do about it, user? ;^)

thats because theyre plotting to fund the refugees to invade us so they can "liberate" us from the EU and refugees again

theyre monitoring news so they can strike at the right moment

post prufi of rashan trolhaus tu klintan, kal amerika for more rocket bases in bulgariland ;^) ;^) ;^)

>bulgarians
>autistic
no, they are the definition of normie. Boring and uninteresting.
Fyromanians are ok, but they have nothing to work with. I only check /balk/ twice a day, it's become shit since the greeks and us left. Even effendi is a ray of sunshine.

Joker don't you burn that fucking money you stupid fuck

дaйтe cтpийм зa бтв eкшън

And this is my new tripname i like that shit

gledaibgtv.com/btv-action-online

youtube.com/watch?v=7WtDt3PnNm4

Also TQM stands for thank you macedonia

i haven't seen that much self-fellatio since forever

And thank you manlet

>wasting trips to call a 185cm masterrace a "manlet"
baka

E baba zboris srpski?

not as much self fellatio as russia though
romania-insider.com/russia-donates-eur-100-to-romanians-campaign-for-brancusi-sculpture/

>100€
the absolute madmans, spending doe like there's no tomorrow

Macedonia, Albania and Turkey, pls kys

Na b ne t st i bulg pir pa

Krakni go kodot da ne vi pirpa malku strav a hahahahah i shake it off shake it off

are you high on glue, m8?

>vanderson

LUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sto ti be

N A T A N I E L
A
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100 euros is probably the equivalent of thousands of dollars for russians nowdays.

>THE CITY OF PARIS

Razgraaaaaaaad

Death to the EU

Pay denbts

2007 was 9 years ago wtf?

2007 was 3 years ago are you stupid?

Kys

Kys yourself

Kys squared

wow what a crazy filename, you must be an oldfag

*psshhht*, say "re-contra" to his "kys"

>cafu

fyrom is not a real country

well fuck

I'm serious it's like time sped up after 2007, I remember playing outside every day until I couldn't move anymore and then play FIFA 2007 while downloading shit from DC++. Now I gotta go to work and then shower and sleep. Fuck time man.

shut up, i'm trying to keep his argument with Stavros while i'm stealing North Dobruja

sup reddit

why hello there ribbit

>he cheerfully played football with his friends outside in 2007
>i was already working for a year in my first shit web dev job at that time

hey friends, are you coming from reddit too? post your karma. :)

>North Dobruja
Don't they have some gold or silver mines in the Carpathians? How about oil? Where is the oil?

I was like 13 then, my biggest achievement was finishing Gothic 1 and 2 without walktroughs.

>2007
>M-mehano Sunday Soccer?

Are u from Burgas ;_;

i was 19 back then :^)

My biggest achievement was being better at Counter-Strike 1.5 and 1.6 than people 10 years older than me.

You're old, you should go take care of your kids and not shitpost on Cred Forums.

>webdev in 2007
jesus christ how horrifying

Lol context of the pic please

'member cs_mini_militia?

I'm half-way on breaking up with muh gf and almost finishing my phd. I'm lost.

Don't have time for human larvae.

based meme tv

Nigga, in 2007 i was 22. Playing football with the kids in the hood was long gone.
Hell, i was already in a 1 year relationship with the girl that is currently my wife.

youtu.be/rdhNkv4ryuM

Kek

I told you and my Kurdbro Deliorman-Psg will be a draw at first half you cucks. How does it feel to know you have access to a genius like me? Are you thankful?

>Don't have time for human larvae.

>my wife

You've lost.

le mandatory IE6 compatibility. fucking Netscape was still on the market.

Milenko-i-allah al-Nedelkovski

youtube.com/watch?v=e6eRFUKL1nM

That shot is the least hilarious part of it.

Yes, and fy_snow and all the other small meme maps.

>You've lost.
mark my words - you will all lost.

>you will all lost

Tatars are all bitter oldfags here

Lmao

Roach bro I wanted to buy a cool Turkish sweater today from my based Turkish clothes man but he said he couldn't bring anymore this month cause he had troubles at the border. Wtf are you doing there smuggle coke and syrians? I need my quality cheap clothes man.

I hope you will go full madman at fourty and rent a mistress from university and cheat on your wife daily t b h. Don't get caught tho.

I've probably had more pussy than your friend counter.

>tfw realized what i wrote after posting it
in my defense i should say i'm rapidly alt-tabbing between windows, tabs and virtual machines.

...

>Roach bro

Fucking cigany shit. I will find that clothes man and tell him to put a killing lotion in your sweaters. Fucking cuck.

does your wife know about this site


does she occasionally browse your meme folders


do you have a proof you have a wife

I always wash turkish clothes before wearing them anyway.

needs moar jpeg artifacts

Good for hygiene t b h. Nice. I don't know about the borders. Might be something to do with state of emergency.

feel free finding better quality

Sucks man, I could always buy expensive shit from malls but I swear they are worse quality than what he brings.

i actually laughed

she knows i shitpost a lot in here, since i quote her some of the /balk/ highlights from time to time

NO ONE TOUCHES MY COMPUTER, but she usually "meh" at my dank OC's

i'm sure i posted my skeletonish hand with my wedding band on it once or twice
>inb4 post her tits
:^)

тaя cъм я eбaл, миpишaт и кpaкaтa

...

Do it!

kak se kazva :^)

PENALTY

The worst sneakers I ever had was a pair of Nikes and I wear a cheap Lotto now. It is like the first day I bought it. Caring for price is a sign of faggotry t b h.

Does your wife like my posts? You can adopt me. I don't care if you even change my name to Efendov Cuckov as long as you give me meal, a pc to shitpost and a room t b h.

V4 is dying

Come say your respects

>scrolled 2 screens down
>animuposting everywhere
burn in hell, you won't be missed

Probably hungarians fault.