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Jan Johnston's edition

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korean pop

Moving to Aus in less than a month lads

lads

>in the middle of a nap
>Housekeeper just barges in

Rude.

which game lad?

Is she Slavic or Asian?

ya know how the alt-right want trump to win and a hard brexit for "liberal tears"

i feel that way about immigrants

Right wing gf where?

had a wank but still horny

she looks depressed and lonely

Ah yes, Yoga 710

youtube.com/watch?v=cMzP_zsf2Sk

Cromwell was a traitor

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>tfw the right resort to third world mentalities in the face of minor adversity from minorities
YOU are the reason we can't have nice things
we should stick by our values

we prefer the term 'room attendant'
don't like being called a housekeeper or a maid

you want more immigrants in?

Ingest bleach my famalam

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He wants a hard immigrant willy up his bum

She's only the vocal queen of trance, jung.
Straight outta Salford.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Johnston
Go for it and or regret missing the opportunity.

lads how do you register with a new GP? do you just walk in the practice and fill out a form or is a right faff on?

>chinese flatmate comes into room to say hello
>leave /brit/ open on the laptop accidentally
>she asks what it is
>say it's a reddit skin
haha she'll never know

yeah haha, they're good for the economy but mainly i just want to see rorkes whining

Usually rightwing people can see beyond the next 24 hours and realise the immigration policies we have are going to end with us being the minorities

*barges in*

"YOU ALRIGHT LAD? HAHAHA"

*starts hovering*

Just fuck off and clean my toilet when I'm not there ok?

I know this is satire but people actually think like this

Yes just pop in

just walk on in senpai
you'll wanna bring the address of your old gp though for medical records

not memeing lad
i literally want more visible minorities here to piss rorkes off

What hope have you got?

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just got a new tat 14/88 lads

It's not just the right wing, tho

I'm a marxist and don't agree at all with the refugee policies in europe and there are plenty more like me

>chinese flatmate comes into room to say hello
She is checking the house for pets lad. I hope you don't have any.

so you want poor people to suffer then essentially

Do you like my hat?

is workingn in a call center that grim

FOP

no i want even poorer people to have a good chance at a good life in the uk

little england bennies scroungers are not my main concern

>I'm a marxist

fuck off paddy twat

>I want to destroy the social fabric of my neighbourhood so I can hopefully see a few more posts maligning migrants in /brit/
>not memeing lad

think you are lad

No, it's fine. He was just an entitled middle class cunt who thought his three degrees meant he DESERVED a job in his academic field

yaaaaaassssssss
lit af

arguing with trannies on /lgbt/ again

Listening to Isis (The band which predates the terrorist group GCHQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCeLupY2-uQ

yaaaaaaas queen SLAAAAAAY

>i'm a marxist
yeah the contrarian children from both sides of the spectrum then

>social fabric
hope you're not being serious senpai

hello onehallyu

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u fuckin wot m8

ill put you in the fucking ground for lumping me with the potato men

kek
I was going to get a tattoo of 3 interlinked triangles but apparently its used by neo nazis

faggot

DAILY REMINDER JEREMY CORBYN and his socialist ideas are inherently un-british

we've had that social experiment running for half a century. I don't think you can call what has happened to Luton or Bradford success stories

>little england bennies scroungers are not my main concern

fuck off we're full

fucking hell haven't been able to do a proper shite in days lads
been underachieving

>yeah the contrarian children from both sides of the spectrum then
>only contrarian children want fewer immigrants
kys (know your stuff)

indians are doing teir ting

Corbyn's an unironic republican

He can fuck right off

Why do leftards think wealth is a zero sum game?

Reminder that you can't be an environmentalist and pro immigration at the same time

why do right tards think wealth is a zero sum game desu?

>muh immigrants stealin urr jawbs

why?

>speaking only one language
HOWLING at the thought of this
how can you be SO stupid

who are you trying to strawman jamal? Repeating the same lie that ethnic minorities are hard working and in labour will never make it true

Immigration is bad for the environment

you really don't have a clue what you're on about

Already got a citizenship and a passport la, dad is Aussie ;)

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>K–pop fags b.t.f.o.

wtf i hate immigration now!

I can speak Spanish and Korean

n.a.a.

Considering going on a year abroad for 3rd year lads (Texas)

You're the only one who can make my dick hard

I'm confused, the fuck you want my heart for?

A few of my mates went to Texas A&M for their third year and had a great time
do it lad

>Learning another language when you already speak English
HOWLING at the thought of this
how can you be SO beta

your previous reply was a false equivalency
(not an argument!)

>the potato men
that's not very socialistic of you, spouting national or ethnic stereotypes like that.

This. Just point and speak slower.

Caption competition

this
we didnt abandon our mother tongue just to learn another language

and louder

youtube.com/watch?v=doedi2MI-iM

>we have a Marxist ITT

my bollocks stank
but stank so good

Need a high tory gf 2bqh lads

what state you moving to m8

don't like University if i was being somewhat honest with you

Interesting

purchased fifa for the first time in 3 years

>tfw regressing back in a man child

I can't take going to the job centre anymore.

In hindsight, I have made a terrible mistake

enjoy your significantly lower pay lad xx

I would if I had the choice in school, it's unpractic due to its users already knowing English and lack of numbers to noticeably spread it beyond its heartlands.

just trimmed my pubes and now my cock looks massive

*drains the pacific ocean and annexes the new land*

wish fifa had a good career mode
dreaming of a manager mode like FM but with the gameplay of fifa

theory of labour != not being a horrible bigot

Melbourne but may move around if I don't like it

>go to /eire/
>they're speaking english
wtf ireland

apparently so do I

like a vienna sausage

>tfw paddy that can't speak irish
fuck my parents
fuck my school for not offering it

Wew

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fuck off rasheed

wtf I love Ireland now

vice.com/en_ca/read/the-straight-mans-guide-to-receiving-anal-sex

A really enlightening read lads

>cultural appropriation

Not impressed with the Paddies 2bqh. What next? Them reading Shakespeare?

>dave schilling
hmm..

>fell
>fell
>jumped
>fell
fucking journalists can't even be consistent within their own article

I don't care about board games lad.

shan't be opening this I can assure you

Melbourne is good m8. Sporting and fashion capital of Australia.

t. melbournian who lives in perth

something pongs

What if he fell but then realised he wanted to kill himself?

going to start dressing like Javi from Narcos and running around everywhere really fast

>the daily mail
>journalists

just thought id let you all know im masturbating to kpop dance practice vids
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lads
Lads
LADS

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>A desperate search is under way for an endangered African penguin "freed" by activists who may have unwittingly sent the bird to his death.

>Buddy was stolen from a South African marine park by two students who claim it was a demonstration against animals being kept in captivity.

>But Buddy was born in the park, and has no idea how to survive in the wild.

>Experts say the penguin could last for just two more weeks before he will starve to death.


Ah yes, the ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''progressive''''''''''''''''''''''' left

rasheed and jamal have just got back from school and joined this thread

Is he laying the groundwork,
are we building a movement,
is she twisting the willy,
did I kill the Billy?

another day spent alone, naked in my bed, while normies frolic happily outside

can the doctor give me drugs to fix this? Either something that makes me non-autistic or just a suicide pill would do

dailymail? i think you mean dailyFAIL haha

sweet merciful fuck

ah yes

Nonce

daily mail a paper for fascists and bigots and racist so much misogyny grrr

Wish I never fell for the engineering meme, wish I'd just done maths instead

will be doing this tomorrow too except there will be a girl next to me (also naked)

gf won't shut up

Is there any board that's easier to trigger than Cred Forums?

3000ug of rectally administered LSD

need a cute nazi bf lads

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>this is what is left of the people who conquered half the world

the working class and the north truly are a disgusting hive of scum and villainy.

engineering is GOAT lad
you are more useful than maths autists

>kfapping

>junghwa in tight jeans

more like daily HEIL heh

It's compulsory in secondary schools to read 1 of his texts at junior level and 1 for senior level.
t. school that did “The Merchant of Venice” and “Othello”.

>black lipstick

why do non-goth girls do this

hi :3

anyone have the original "getting my daily dose of molyneaux and sargon lads webm"

jesus

whats the clown got all over her mouth

even the jannies on Cred Forums are easily triggered. I got a three-day ban for posting this pic in a filename thread.

Good 2bqh

Shakespeare was a top bloke and Irish children shouldn't be deprived of him.

MODS

eating one (1) steak and kidney pie

Would pay good money to see their fucking faces KEK

wish we could turn back tiiiiiiiiiiime

good idea that, encourage more mass migration then tell people who dislike it the most that we're going to build blocks of flats full of rasheed and jamals right on their doorstep

real vote winner and think maker

Cred Forums but Cred Forums is very close

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why do they all have bodies like 12 year old boys?!
whats the appeal ?

hope you enjoy being angry at brown people

maybe your family should have worked a bit harder and not been poor?

don't worry lads found it

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Oh no they're brown it's the end of the world! Fuck off idiot

there's a webm?

>/his/ never comes up when discussing butthurt boards
Make a /brit/his/ thread and they shit themselves in rage

>people living on greenbelt land are poor

hmm really makes me think

i howl every time i watch it

Business idea: say we won't do this to get votes then do it anyway

smash the fash! refugees welcome!

racists and bigots out!

howling

good spot for a pipe bomb

i think the "i love mosques" sign is to wind up rorkes to be honest

alri paddy

t. Edgy autistic twat with no mates who blames all his problems on muh immigrants and muh joooos

playing crusader kings 2 lads

huh look at that
they were right about the kgb

what country lad

That Zaffer on L.B.C. has a noice voice, I particularly like the bit where he says “We will put a brand–new set of teeth in your mouth.”
What else can he put in my mouth?

>playing crusader kings 2 lads

"more minarets for Switzerland" gets me everytime

What's so bad about that?

how do you ask a girl out who is your friend without it sounding like you just want to fuck her

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brits have their own language

so many new words and slang

it's amazing

absolutely woofing at you lot

spain

you must have some strange looking 12 year olds running about

positively barking at this thread

>it's edgy to want a reduction in migration and not open borders like these jobless teenagers and students are advocating

are you sure that's the case shlomi?

is farage actually british

I thought a referendum's result prohibited the construction of new minarets?
Scotland is named after Jessica Alba in its own language.

>french name
>german wife

dont think so tbhfam

Might buy a pack of Pokemon cards lads.

is one of the requirements to being far left or far right that you need to dress like an absolute prick all the time

me on the right in the background

>by purposefully mispelling jew I am winning the argument

why do you do this to yourself?

there is no way you can ask her out without risking the friendship, it is all down to her discretion
suck it up and be a man

Would love to see her get Sheik'd

>Oh no I saw a BROWN face on the bus mummy help me

Sheltered home counties twats aren't welcome here, fuck off to your local conservative youth meeting Tarquin

hmmmmmmmmm

Huguenots are more British than the British themselves, la

catlicks raus

@65460226
This post literally enrages me. Dumb yanks don't know English is our language and they bastardised it
Cunt

Far right look stylish as fuck tbf

look at these pretentious leftie twats

>antifa

>totally not Nazis you guys

does it always have to risk the relationship? I'd like to remain friends, even if she doesn't want to be more than friends.

The home counties are full of white people who left London in the last two decades because of the people you like to pretend aren't a problem

he's a Huguenot.

ask her what food she likes, when she tells you, be like "Oh really?! that's one of my favourites, any excuse to go out and eat that, we should go eat it together sometime"

gauge her interest, potentially make arrangements on the spot

Long may he reign!

Howling at butt blasted Cred Forumsirgins

>I thought a referendum's result prohibited the construction of new minarets?
are you seriously asking this?

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kek england BTFO by france once again

You may be severely autistic

just see if it happens naturally, don't try to push or pressure her into it, if you start making her uncomfortable it'll be awkward and she won't want to remain friends

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Fuck off Harlaus you cunt. I captured that fucking castle stop giving it to yourself you fucking shit.

god i'm a pathetic mess
what the fuck is wrong with me

>browsing Cred Forums
>ever

>be antifa
>steal the look of neo fascists
>resort to violence if someone has an opinion different to theirs (like fascists)
>wants Palestine to be free from Israeli occupation

Really makes you ponder

is this your thread

everything

actually good advice

you're a labour supporter

They left London making a tonne of money in the process because house prices have gone up so much, hardly people to feel sorry for

well it's a spoiler for a game that isn't coming out in English until February

not really, they were protestants fleeing the tyranny and intolerance of a french catholic monarch.

Of coursh

>one of the slags at work has taken to wearing chokers at work everyday

Not sure my benis can take any more of this lads.

just seen that nationwide advert with the fresh off the boat wog

doing a think about it. got me thinking cap on

>failed my btec in pe

Dumb runt

no they didn't, the house price differential has only increased since then, and it's ethnic minorities who benefit far more by right to buy than working and middle class whites

daily reminder that stoicism is the only true path for a man

Fight for worst factions get the worst king

Why don't they just take the Palestinians and put them somewhere else?

LAAAAAAADS

janny deleted it

REALLY fucking sick of uni lecturers who are shit because they can barely speak English

I see you janny

Janny is a fucking LEAF

A FUCKING LEAF

its globalism bro dont complain you chose it bro

How do I become a hardened man of strong will and high merit?

is this what the british music scene has become?

youtube.com/watch?v=PxbzujA69DA

wasn't me, he probably found it because of the post though

>Paying 27,000 to go to cultural marxist indoctrination camps

Really makes my fungus tingle

Ah right, bit of a cuntish thing to do then desu

Yes they did you silly cunt, if you bought a house in London a couple of decades ago or inherited it and sold it recently you will have made a lot of money

Yes right to buy, another shit tory policy

what accent?
The footie talk makes me think Manchester, but even southerners shamelessly support Man. U.
The Corsa makes me think it's Essex.

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My programming lecturer was a chink and his Engrish is thick as fuck. To the point where sometimes I can't tell if he's actually speaking chink or English. Another one of my lecturers was a paki Algerian who was so shit at speaking English that people stopped going to his class and the university sent people to go and watch some of his lectures to work out why people weren't going.

by conquering an african country in the name of the queen

me in the middle

I'm reading meditations and it's not that good iah

youtube.com/watch?v=9gHvivfsloU
good song lads

recommend me a Theroux doccy lads

would if I could x

>Meditations

Cicero?

Would destroy every single one of them in a fight without a second thought

holy mother of christ
and you say yanks butcher the english language

Weird weekends the alien one

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you're welcome.

negates the crap the other user said about risking the friendship too. your interest could still just as easily be platonic by asking that, therefor not risking friendship. but if she agrees to go, she's probably into you even if only a little bit

The tbf (twink bf) has the cutest willy ever :3

Apparently there's a new one this Sunday about Jimmy Saville

file a complaint to their superior persons.
They don't get paid to not educate.

t. Zhang

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Just had a bowl of ramen lads

we invented it we're allowed to fuck about with it

nazi one is fairly good
also the one with those crazy christian yanks

shut it gaz you melt haha #banter

Marcus Aurelius you SPASTIC

scotch egg for tea imo

haha you student you

baka desu senpai

steak and kidney pie rating: solid 9/10 would absolutely eat another one if i had one and was even more of a tubb

25p from home bargins
wonder if I can get it cheaper

shit song

youtube.com/watch?v=SVf7NBncUy0

>tea
Fuck off northern twat

hmmm

*launches you out of the window*
*stands shirtless and poses on your crumpled body*

Fuck off racist twat

Fuck off southern twat
Tea is a perfectly fine name

Hmm

Entertain me

Can England and Wales ask for independence from Scotland

it's going to be absolutely hilarious to see Labour capitulate at the next GE

*sharts in all your marts*

enjoying a cup of coffee(that's tea to you)

11p asda smart price

t. pajeet pooinloo

No it isn't, tea is a drink not a fucking meal.

Good post for a yank

youtube.com/watch?v=msK107WI8yk

might join the real ale society

>Paying 27,000 to go to cultural marxist indoctrination camps

>Really makes my fungus tingle

ran out of beer lads

You're wrong Rasheed

agadajubamuba

idiot

>asda
>home bargains
Full of poverty ITT

Egg and Soldiers = Pengaleng desu familia

does that come with chicken or lamb?

Wanking to pictures of black men and women as we speak lads

What do you think he meant by this?

No, I said I'll have the Vindaloo.

it's a little thing called stoicism sweetie :) x

who's that one on the right. would love to be crushed by those legs oompf

t. northern twat on holiday

>he doesn't watch Frenchkino flicks

that's are adele

Born here la, and it's tea

Ian Frizell

>kino flicks
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are you six years old?

eww I've just realised it's that girl from blue is the warmest colour. the ugly one not the bond one

Don't think I learned anything in year 7, 8 and 9 2bh lads, mad that they make little cunts go there 35 hours a week

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tfw jewtube keeps going after the redpillfu
youtube.com/watch?v=9jeilaikcbk

No, had my 7th birthday party last week idiot

say goodnight

*decks you out cold*

>#205 presale sells out in seconds

>$100 tickets now going for $800 on viagogo


kill me

Stirner proposes that most commonly accepted social institutions – including the notion of State, property as a right, natural rights in general, and the very notion of society – were mere illusions, "spooks" or ghosts in the mind.

Really makes my fondue react

Shə-Shə-Shə-Shə
Shaŋhai, Shaŋhai
He meant “Say, Say, Sayonara, don't stop.”
youtube.com/watch?v=R5hSbYqJ2qY

>Watching The Link
>50 year old white woman with a black girl
>"and this is my daughter"

hmm really makes you think

>Started live chat with company
>Go to shitpost
>Completely forget about live chat
>Disconnected me

Ffs this has happened too many times

>my

i'm seeing a link between you and racism laddy

Sorry fightfan lad

Hopefully you'll get to see based Bigbong in person somehow

*Kicks him in the head*

*Does a big poo on the floor*

Are they illusions as well mate pmsl mug

How can property be anything other than a right when it's a relationship between individuals and scarce resources?

imagine actually having women like these in your presence

>white women

*violates the NAP by nicking your bird*

ironically went into a HMV today lads

Stirner is just a way to justify autistic wants

it's a "look at me waheyyy" philosophy

he would have shot up a school if he could

so what

Stirner was very much 'pro-might', if you will. He thought property shouldn't be guaranteed by the state but by your strength :)

If nothing belongs to you then whats the point of doing anything?

youtube.com/watch?v=tegb6WbK94g

>Really makes my fondue react

if anyone ever pulls the 'migrant' card just give them one of these

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civic_virtue

then proceed to ascend, shirtless atop the highest mountain to meditate and exercise and read Marcus Aurelius

>whats the point of doing anything?

exactly

*Kicks sand in your face and gets off with your mum*

Later dweeb

so he's basically a philosopher for edgy 18 year olds who used to self-identify as communists but want to go one step further into edgyness?

no wonder /lit/ loves him

went through on my promise and did a poo

I'm going to shag your dad

good description x

thank you iron pill

serotonin levels are drooping

love cute little willies desu
like to play with the cute little ones with my fingers
tease them with a lick or two, feel them grow inside my mouth
watch their faces light up when you accept them for who they are and assure them their small penis isn't a problem
actually like cute shy guys in general

yeah but they only come in chicken flavour
I'd rather pay the extra 5p for 4 flavours

if you don't practice virtuousness i will kick your arse right now

nonce

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that is the most bent/nonce thing i've ever read

MI5 has been alerted

in need of a celtic name (person is asian-french tho) that has 7 (seven) letters and starts on F and has O A N in it
it ends on e
i believe it ends on "onne"

post feet and a knee in return

no, it isn't now.

it's clearly a girl you idiots

also how the fuck is it noncy? idiots

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You don't really get my Stirnirites these days. But his work is bretty influential. Nietzsche ripped him off quite heavily.

plot twist
it's actually a female poster

Fuck Celts

>not wanting your neghole pozzed

What are you, some kind of bigot?

>mfw i befriend a lonely neet twink
>mfw i abuse him
>mfw he'll keep coming back for seconds because i'm the only friend he has

?

>a girl on the Mongolian basket–weaving forum without posting any proof.

Ever thought it's not actually a celtic name but just some stupid fucking made up "European" name like most Asians have

worthless Saxon.
soz, "Fionne" was my best guess. try asking in /éire/.

i know its celtic mister conspirasy

been told by the person whose name im trying to find it sounds like "fiyoanne", so why dont u back off . . .

this is basically me
except im the one being abused by a girl who friendzoned me

Celts out

>them
Fionne is a name, never seen it with an A though

eire is dead as potato (lol!)

it has 7 letters tho, thanks for the however, cheers

it has 7 letters
and it has a "semi-vowel" whatever the fuck that is (???)

obliged for response,,

Just wait. It'll be some gibberish made up by her Asian parent. I'd even put money on it.

Alfred liked the Welsh
his biographer and closest friend was a Welsh monk

>except im the one being abused by a girl who friendzoned me
ah yes the british """man"""

65461957
i wont even give you a you, except when i will say that YOU are a twat!ahah alright

Feanor like from Lord of the Rings? It's pronounced Faeanor so maybe that's how they spelt it

Was thoughtlessly referring to the Celts with only the Irish in mind.
Quite like the Welsh and glad that Alf and the Welsh had a friendly relationship. Sorry

this is the most beta post ive read all week

oh its a female time sorry
thanks for the try!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BIG HORNED SHEEP

fucking having a shit day lads

>time
name* hah

The Welsh do

why? :(

The bigger the horns the easier to grab hold of

having a lovely bit of gravy with my crisps

I am British

do a poo

have a wank

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You'll never be British lad