/brit/

top tier chebs

very important poll

strawpoll.me/11321258

pleasing post

where's the bisexual man option?

>no bisexual master race option
Literally laughing at both you faggots and breeders.

Don't they like the Jews

...

>British
>P____A____T____R____I____O____T____S (!)
Who is Peter Oborne,
who is Isabel Oakshot?

ah yes, lets all vote homosexual man even though we're not. classic British humour, ah yes

>there is an average of 0.9 replies for every post
ah yes fantastic conversations in this general i see

>David Beckham shows off his muscular arms
>muscular arms

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3810836/David-Beckham-wears-coral-dragon-shirt-heads-Japan-launching-new-H-M-line.html

anyone know that song "niggers in paris"?

dunno if people are memeing but this shows the majority of /brit/ posters are gay men and lesbians

don't jump little boy
don't jump off that roof

Would knock the little runt on his arse before he knew I was there

>British

Everything is very quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake on memories
These memories can't wait

>everyone's gay

hmm

wheres the straight lesbian option you bigot

delete this thread

Is /brit/ effay?

you can't delete threads on Cred Forums you nigger

>2308▶ /16(Wed)18:03:13 No.65462308▶

bit gay in here

tenner bets the krystal poster is a lesbian

this uh

really made me

uhhhhh

really made me think

uhhh

7 women are i.t.t.?

good post
HOWEVER

delete your country

see for yourself

hi

most of them are irrelevant

ikr
who wants to lick my minge?

Would you Brits miss seriously miss us Northern Irish if we left?

You pour so much money into us and get literally nothing back in return. You should let us go back to the Republic so we cease being a burden on you

Dayum
Lookin sharp

...

hey x

that's how they see themselves.
post bubbly-jubblies.

are you the chinky girl

Why will Playboy feature a Muslim woman on the front cover? What do they mean by this?

yeah me

feck off

I've lost the will to even reply sarcastically to these images now.

>2 women to go round 8 men
supply and demand I guess

yes I'm chinese

dyke

>tfw you will never impregnate a qt english rose while shitposting on the 'chan

Does anyone remember a youtube video from a while back.

It was called something like "tribute to Pippa Middleton's bum" and was just photos of her bum with a really nice acoustic guitar tune over it.

I never figured out where the music was from and now it's been deleted. Anyone know it or the music source?

the gf unironically bought a MacBook
perhaps I will bin her

I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE ROLE–PLAYING FAGGOTS OR REAL.

We wouldn't miss you if you fell into the sea, in fact we'd be pleased

i said yes first nobody else did
hurry up lads only 1 woman left! :^)

posts like this are why im a gayman
women are disgusting

Haha alri Mick O'Paddy, back you go

no, fuck off

whats your ideal type of guy

she's had an injunction taken out cos of those leaked pics lad. vid probably got deleted

this is why i'm a republican, and i strongly urge you all to follow suit

just had a WANK interrupted ffs

>posts like this are why im a gayman
>women are disgusting

bad feel

*starts wanking you off underneath your desk*

>women are disgusting

bet you're a gay boy

Fuck, I really liked that tune, but never got round to saving it

...

this,
we don't need deranged Nazi Unionists fucking up the peace here.

>people who have 1 hour+ wank sessions

I swear Indians must be the most undesired people in the world

youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
a guide to understanding your degenerate vices (no need to thank me)

>i am the only man itt

I easily go for 3 hours, good times

usually just try to get it over and done with as fast as possible

>Shemale porn
really don't understand this shit memes aside

Just when you thought the Irish couldn't be any more pathetic in you come

...

...

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BIG-HORNED SHEEP

>we don't need deranged Nazi Unionists fucking up the peace here.

ya aul west brit

i am triggered beyond belief

Good thing there's a Google talk that explains it then

Really hate the Irish.

Bit embarrassing to be related to them

>some old and irrelevant Israeli PM dies and it's front page news
Ah yes

Mum took my neetbux

...

Why are """"""Celtic"""""""" nations so predisposed to far left politics? Must be genetic imo

>related

they have been exploited the most

can we cool it with the antisemitism?

>right wing governments exploit them
>be surprised when they go against them

Fuck off Paddy, you aren't fooling anyone

>does anybody want to type this up then?
*silence as everybody does not want to*
>yeah I guess I'll do it

We wuz oppressed n sheit. They're no better than the sandniggers in the middle east and africa who immediately jumped on the commie/socialist train the moment they were given independence.

HAHAHAHAHA

AH

YES

E X P L O I T A T I ON is why I love the refugees

*dafydd

Anyone have the Pippa iCloud pics?

I wasn't interested in her, but never finding that tune has made me bitter

>tfw no British best friend for sweet sardonic banter

I think its because the only support our nationalist movements get are with the leftists in the UK
also we arent far left at all, Sinn Fein may be far left but our two biggest parties are centre right

...

Not related
They're like our retarded friend that we feel sorry for though

Reminder to wash and/or change your sheets once a week gents

t. qt grill

Fucking hate this Australian exchange twat in my group

Everything he says is wrong and can't take the hint to shut his bogan ass up

The only funny post by a yank in the entire 2bh

I am related [by blood] to Irish people.

There's nothing quite funnier that taigs who post under the Union Jack all over Cred Forums. Their posts are so obvious

Poor micks are reminded that Brits will always lord it over them, even on a Bhutanese stickleback fishing forum. I bet it physically fucking hurts every time they post and see that glorious red and white blue

fuck off irish scum

Fuck!

Sorry.

Why do Waitrose make you wait literally a decade for your free coffee? Is it just to put you off getting it? Fucking Jews.

Not a single looker in the bunch, amazing

you're one to talk

...

I wish I could understand the hatred desu

My grandpa was from England and really hated the Irish and I just do it for tradition, but I can't feel it on a spiritual level

Can't explain it really. I just find them utterly repulsive.

Guess my ethnicity

they're irish alright, they're al fucking munters

>tfw Other

East Asian

Romanian or some sort of Latin

...

They're Irish. Nothing more has to be said to explain the hatred.

T-minus three hours until I'm bollocks deep inside the twink bf

>yanks

This was on CNN's snapchat

what are like a Cherokee?

Watching Ghost Adventures

Part of me wants to say this is real

This started weeks ago, no one cares

Anyone know much about Keele University?
My school offers study abroad for that or some schools in London, and I'd like to weigh my options

>b-berber a-arab

Might go to the local watering hole later and have a pint of my favourite Anglo-Irish drink Guinness

ailsbrie
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Australia?

More like Arsestralia

>tfw Irish traveler

Fuck Cromwell he killed the king

>The man responsible for Quantitative Easing is complaining about Quantitative Easing
Tories are a joke.

Please stop existing.

I went there. Just above average academically but a very comfy little campus and a nice place.

What do you want to know?

How much does a pint of the ol' G run you at your local?

Pokey scum

>gypsy
You are not human.

does anyone when the Long Term Economic Plan is going to come to its conclusion with the deficit eradicated?

name 1 time travelers did something wrong, without the story being massively over exaggerated, or more likely completely fabricated
>pro tip, you can't
meanwhile you're all getting cucked by niggers and beheaded by pakis and then have a autistic outburst when we park in a field

2173

Hopefully never.

A budget surplus would put the private sector into deficit. Cue financial crisis.

I guess just general thoughts, like maybe it's a bad university or very boring.

Is it known for any particular area of study?

I would be studying chemistry or biology

Also this is probably a dumb question but would it be cheaper than London?

more like cuckinghamshire

literally fuck off

gypsies are the antichrist

Irish Travellers are native Irish without the British influence; ergo the TRUE Irish. Congrats lad

Ỏ̶̴̢̟̜͍͙̹͕͕̭̥̘́̐͒͗̌̀̆ͧ͑̊ͪͤ̀N̗̟̦͇͖͍̆ͧ̋̑̾̈́̾̅͒͋ͧͩͯ̅́͝ ̵̬̣̤͔̼͓̰̠̊ͩ̈́̒̌̽̌͐̈̽̄̓́M̶̘̘̺̪̼͔̺͓ͣ̍̋ͩ̆ͨ̏̇ͦ͢͠Y̸̩͔̳̫̣͎̠̯͈̲̳̙̪̼̠̝̭͑͐̌ͫ̒͊͑ͮ͛ͬ͗ͨ̚̕ͅ ̢̛ͣ͑ͦ̄͢͏̬͈͎̙̬W̧̛̥͍̙̜̬͖̰̼͉̟̫͙̟̾͒̈́̌͛ͦ̈͌̌ͬ̃ͦ͒ͯ͡Ą̛̲̝͔̻͙̊͂̅́̑ͣͭ͌̊̏͢͞͞ͅͅY̷̨̜͖̞͍̌͐ͨ͐̈́̅̀͂̕͞ ̷̺̜̝͇̩̻̯͖̖̗͖̝̮̗̼̟̏̊̃́ͨ͂͒ͪ̚ͅH̢̓͂ͮ͑̿͐͢҉̸̧̱̻̮͉̜͔ͅO̵͉̥̠͚͖͕͉͎̞̞͙̥̖̭̮̗̤̝̎̓̓̀̀ͫ́͢͟͞ͅM̷̞̲̹̹̲̥̦̄̐͗̀͑ͅE̵̡̨̜̳͓̣͉̳̹̟͎̥̦̰̰̘̫̼̫̝͆ͧ̐̽͆̉̎͒͋ ̵̤̳̗̖͖̯̿ͭ͂́́͘͝͡N̵̡̢͕͚̹̲̼̲͇̩͎̻͔̝̭̉͑̆ͪ͛̎̊͂ͣ̑ͯ̌ͧ͆͟͞O̹̟͓̝̲̞̠̫̐̌ͭͮ͟͟Wͫ̾̊͛̈́̊̈̒͑ͣ́̃̒ͦ҉̛͏̲̻̬̺̮͈̥̭̖̭̦ ̵̢̺̦̭͚̞̤͕͈̲̱͚̽͑̀ͯ̅̂ͮ͗͌́͜F̙͉͙̝̲̥͉̜͇͍̞͖͍̀̀̐̄ͦͩͧ̐̍̄̎͘͝R̶̶̨͔̼̼̼̠̼̻͚̙̙̱̥̹̳͇̞̦͇̈́̇͊͐̓͆̆̚̚͘Ǫ̷̢̲͉̻̯̪̞̳̮̰̥̙͋͂̏̒ͩ̉̄̇̐̓ͣͣ̑̎͂̊͒̈͘͡M̵̶͗ͤ͆̄ͩͣ̈́̓̚͘͞͏͓̞̼̯̲͍̻̯̯͈͙̳̤̤̪ͅ ̷̛̯̱̪͉̦̫̻̲̯͈̦̰͖̦͚̲̙ͨ͑̓̾ͅT̶̥̬̟̳̞̩̯̜͈̲̓ͤ̈́̒͌ͬͮ̃̌͐̊̕͞͝H̏̔͒̿ͤͤ̌̇̚̕͘҉̲̞̦͓̜̩̀E̴̡̛ͩ̀̓͗̀͋ͯ̋̽̄ͬͪ͆͐͆͐͏͚͖͙̝͉͓̭̥̙ ̘̝̠̻͙̯ͫͨ͒̔ͭ̋̾̽ͤ̀ͦ̾ͣ͢͡E̱̤͕̝̜̺͓͔ͣ̉̇͗́Ľ̇ͮ̇ͦͩͬͧ̑̉̂̀͑͏̮͎͕̗͕͚̫̞̕͟ͅĘ̴͚̳̞̱̖͎͙̼̬̙ͫ̒ͧ̈̊͊̿̀̒͑̓͊ͯ͢͢͝ͅV̳̞̻͓̞̲͎͕̜͍̺ͨ͗ͤ̿̒̓͌̈́̋͋ͨ́Ẽ̴̙̘͔͖̺̥͈̒̂̅̽̈́̾̆͡ͅN̢̡̄̐̌̑̄̎͑̅̋͂ͫ͟҉͎͇̝̘̝̞̰̩̖̺̻̥̭̩̹͍͕Ţ̶̥̙̤͖͈̭̖̪̥̩͕͎̬͈͗̅̅͆̓͐͗͆̉̊̀̕͢H̔̔̋ͦͦͦ́̉̾̚҉̴̧̬̰̤͎̺̞̫͍͎͙͕͔͘͢ ̴̧̞̫̞̮̥̻̲͙̩͇͕̮͔ͧͤ̇͌ͭ̽̂͐̐ͭP̵̵̷̢̨̠̗͖͎̜̲͉͈̮̮̥̙̱̬̬͚̃ͩͣ̔͌̚̚L̷̵̳̲̙͚̱͔̠͕͕̞͌̆͗ͯ̐͛̉͛̅͌̚̚Aͦ̄̑ͭͫ̄̉ͦ̇͂̅҉͍͓̰̜̪̠̤̗̩̙̟̙̀͘͜N̛̟͓͓̩̙̻̰͈̠̜̜̬̝̿͂̓̉̔̓̎ͭ̌̔͊ͪ̿͢͞E̵̼̳͖͙̼ͮ͂̎͌ͭ͛ͧͤ͛̂̌̎̕͢

>everything gypsies do is just made up XD
yea no

being filthy vagrant thieves breathing my air existing near me failing to kill yourselves

Fuck off Paddy please leave us alone

>A budget surplus would put the private sector into deficit.
Literally what

travelers near me kept fly tipping and letting their horses loose all the time, they even let there kids ride chariots all over the roads

Ỏ̶̴̢̟̜͍͙̹͕͕̭̥̘́̐͒͗̌̀̆ͧ͑̊ͪͤ̀
N̗̟̦͇͖͍̆ͧ̋̑̾̈́̾̅͒͋ͧͩͯ̅́͝ ̵̬̣̤͔̼͓̰̠̊ͩ̈́̒̌̽̌͐̈̽̄̓́
M̶̘̘̺̪̼͔̺͓ͣ̍̋ͩ̆ͨ̏̇ͦ͢͠
Y̸̩͔̳̫̣͎̠̯͈̲̳̙̪̼̠̝̭͑͐̌ͫ̒͊͑ͮ͛ͬ͗ͨ̚̕ͅ
̢̛ͣ͑ͦ̄͢͏̬͈͎̙̬
W̧̛̥͍̙̜̬͖̰̼͉̟̫͙̟̾͒̈́̌͛ͦ̈͌̌ͬ̃ͦ͒ͯ͡
Ą̛̲̝͔̻͙̊͂̅́̑ͣͭ͌̊̏͢͞͞ͅͅ
Y̷̨̜͖̞͍̌͐ͨ͐̈́̅̀͂̕͞
̷̺̜̝͇̩̻̯͖̖̗͖̝̮̗̼̟̏̊̃́ͨ͂͒ͪ̚ͅ
H̢̓͂ͮ͑̿͐͢҉̸̧̱̻̮͉̜͔ͅ
O̵͉̥̠͚͖͕͉͎̞̞͙̥̖̭̮̗̤̝̎̓̓̀̀ͫ́͢͟͞ͅ
M̷̞̲̹̹̲̥̦̄̐͗̀͑ͅ
E̵̡̨̜̳͓̣͉̳̹̟͎̥̦̰̰̘̫̼̫̝͆ͧ̐̽͆̉̎͒͋
̵̤̳̗̖͖̯̿ͭ͂́́͘͝͡
N̵̡̢͕͚̹̲̼̲͇̩͎̻͔̝̭̉͑̆ͪ͛̎̊͂ͣ̑ͯ̌ͧ͆͟͞
O̹̟͓̝̲̞̠̫̐̌ͭͮ͟͟
Wͫ̾̊͛̈́̊̈̒͑ͣ́̃̒ͦ҉̛͏̲̻̬̺̮͈̥̭̖̭̦
̵̢̺̦̭͚̞̤͕͈̲̱͚̽͑̀ͯ̅̂ͮ͗͌́͜
F̙͉͙̝̲̥͉̜͇͍̞͖͍̀̀̐̄ͦͩͧ̐̍̄̎͘͝
R̶̶̨͔̼̼̼̠̼̻͚̙̙̱̥̹̳͇̞̦͇̈́̇͊͐̓͆̆̚̚͘
Ǫ̷̢̲͉̻̯̪̞̳̮̰̥̙͋͂̏̒ͩ̉̄̇̐̓ͣͣ̑̎͂̊͒̈͘͡
M̵̶͗ͤ͆̄ͩͣ̈́̓̚͘͞͏͓̞̼̯̲͍̻̯̯͈͙̳̤̤̪ͅ
̷̛̯̱̪͉̦̫̻̲̯͈̦̰͖̦͚̲̙ͨ͑̓̾ͅ
T̶̥̬̟̳̞̩̯̜͈̲̓ͤ̈́̒͌ͬͮ̃̌͐̊̕͞͝
H̏̔͒̿ͤͤ̌̇̚̕͘҉̲̞̦͓̜̩̀
E̴̡̛ͩ̀̓͗̀͋ͯ̋̽̄ͬͪ͆͐͆͐͏͚͖͙̝͉͓̭̥̙
̘̝̠̻͙̯ͫͨ͒̔ͭ̋̾̽ͤ̀ͦ̾ͣ͢͡
E̱̤͕̝̜̺͓͔ͣ̉̇͗́
Ľ̇ͮ̇ͦͩͬͧ̑̉̂̀͑͏̮͎͕̗͕͚̫̞̕͟ͅ
Ę̴͚̳̞̱̖͎͙̼̬̙ͫ̒ͧ̈̊͊̿̀̒͑̓͊ͯ͢͢͝ͅ
V̳̞̻͓̞̲͎͕̜͍̺ͨ͗ͤ̿̒̓͌̈́̋͋ͨ́
Ẽ̴̙̘͔͖̺̥͈̒̂̅̽̈́̾̆͡ͅ
N̢̡̄̐̌̑̄̎͑̅̋͂ͫ͟҉͎͇̝̘̝̞̰̩̖̺̻̥̭̩̹͍͕
Ţ̶̥̙̤͖͈̭̖̪̥̩͕͎̬͈͗̅̅͆̓͐͗͆̉̊̀̕͢
H̔̔̋ͦͦͦ́̉̾̚҉̴̧̬̰̤͎̺̞̫͍͎͙͕͔͘͢
̴̧̞̫̞̮̥̻̲͙̩͇͕̮͔ͧͤ̇͌ͭ̽̂͐̐ͭ
P̵̵̷̢̨̠̗͖͎̜̲͉͈̮̮̥̙̱̬̬͚̃ͩͣ̔͌̚̚
L̷̵̳̲̙͚̱͔̠͕͕̞͌̆͗ͯ̐͛̉͛̅͌̚̚
Aͦ̄̑ͭͫ̄̉ͦ̇͂̅҉͍͓̰̜̪̠̤̗̩̙̟̙̀͘͜
N̛̟͓͓̩̙̻̰͈̠̜̜̬̝̿͂̓̉̔̓̎ͭ̌̔͊ͪ̿͢͞
E̵̼̳͖͙̼ͮ͂̎͌ͭ͛ͧͤ͛̂̌̎̕͢

>pledge not to wank
>three days into my new nofap lifestyle and I am just casually watching porn and making myself incredibly horny
fuck

what do

very strongly considering changing from my engineering degree to a maths degree. good idea or bad one?

Stop watching porn

get out whilst you still can senpai

t. community support officers

>casually watching porn
problem #1

i swear the next person who says I'm gay is gonna get pounded

Engineering and Maths are both total wasteman degrees.

bit queer that mate

ahh yes

bender

give in lad
>go one day without fapping
>suddenly notice how fantastic of an arse every girl has

When the government runs a deficit, by definition it means the non-government must be in surplus because the money the government has spent but not taxed must go somewhere.

But if you want the government to run a surplus, it means the non-government would have to pay more in taxation than it earns from government spending. Or be in deficit.

The two times America private sector went into deficit, it created two recessions.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectoral_balances

I am a big bit licking deviant who loves to pound my kin

Date tonight lids

I wouldn't say it's boring at all but definitely different to studying at a city university. Rather than go out to clubs all the time you'll more often to go the student union nights, flat parties, raves in the woods on mushies. But Birmingham is very close by, even London is only like two hours away on the train.

I can't think of any subjects they're particularly well known for but most students do dual honours rather than one subject which is unusual for the UK.

Yes, it will be much cheaper than London.

Also fucking loads of rich Chinese students go there. Don't know why.

woke up about two hours ago cos I was having fever dreams all night with a fucking killing migraine so i basically got no sleep
not having a great time lads

...

They're all shit.

Priti Patel is the dumbest person in politics. Ian Hislop tried to explain to her the death penalty causing miscarriages of justice and she couldn't grasp it.

*pounds the lot of you hard*

>When the government runs a deficit, by definition it means the non-government must be in surplus
LITERALLY WHAT

Edge, then dip your balls in a glass of iced water

>caring about British politics

If you love Britain so much, why don't you marry it

good luck buddy

Same. Off to see the twink bf for a spot of bumming.

she really is quite a priti patel

Is there really any point going on if you cannot find any pleasure in life?

hold it down boy, your heads getting blurred
i know you cant stop, thinking of her
by all means you can vibe with this girl
but just dont mug yourself alright? dont mug yourself

boobs

Yeah, but she's a qt

>playright

ah yes, they are certainly qualified to give intelligent and meaningful insights into British politics.

Thanks

Lewd

Always a tiny chance that everything could work out for you.

Lottery odds right enough, but still a chance.

not enjoying uni so much over the past couple of days. If I just stay inside my own head for too long then I end up feeling like shit, need a sort of palet cleanser to level me out a bit. Nothing for that here, just drinking every night. NOT very happy at all, lads

>racist ukippers want to deport THIS

for shame

*sells something on eBay*

>Sun columnist
FUCKING BINNED

THIC

When did Chrome change up its look?

would definitely let her swallow my sausage though

...

what year you in? just started? what are you not enjoying in particular, the social aspect or the academic aspect?

rod liddle upset the 1975 and emma watson this week so i shant be watching. my two fav things in the world

oh fuck off shes dumpy
thick girls look like theyd leak juice if you bit them

Why do alt-right cunts always look like huge plugs?

>gf gradually getting thiccer

Why is my life getting shittier and shittier?
Like, today my dad got fired for being high on coke at work

literally what the fuck
why does this shit always happen to me

who cares about emma watson?

In the good spots or the bad spots?

confirmation bias

When the government spends money, that money becomes the income of the households and businesses. When it taxes money, households and businesses lose money.

So if the government spends more money than it taxes (runs a deficit), it means the non-government (households and businesses) get to keep that income as a saving:

>Government spends £900billion
>Private ector gets £900billion in income
>Government taxes £850billion
>Private sector loses £850illion in income
Private sector must still have £50billion in saving leftover. The government has lost £50billion but the Private sector has gained £50billion.

So the government deficit is equal to the non-government surplus.

...

literally LISTENING to this lads

youtube.com/watch?v=PBCgAatfT9I

guy in the pic looks like a typical uni lefty

rasheeds

thicker*

...

Doubt

Probably just getting chubby, there IS is a difference

speak english

most autistic people post here
go die in a row

wtf i saw lisicki?

flatmate starting shit about us having people round
ah yes of course i forgot she owned this flat and it was her decision whether we have people round

>He couldn't even shag a girl during freshers week

howling. how is that even possible?

successfully avoided a large gas bill

>Canada
>Anglo

>living with females

your own fault m8

>go die in a row
sounds like polish culture

consider the preceding

can we ban ALL images of frogs from /brit/ please

bet she's just getting fat

did you tell her in advance?

>work event in my own tomorrow
>boss expects me to network all day

zzzzz, where the etizolam at?

F-FUCK OFF

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Finally got the new fiver lads

there's a genocide of your people occurring in britain right now lad, what you doing about it?

troubled/

>shag
>freshers
don't do this pls yank

>boris supporting turkey's EU membership

o I am laffin

Sounds like the type that will invite people to stay on the couch.

You'll end up with squatters every weekend, enjoy.

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>Change my DP on Tinder to one of me smiling and holding up a poster
>Get significantly more matches everyday

yeah, about 2 days in advance actually

nice surface mate

Is that a bathymetric table??

Fair enough if you don't do it all the time, or ask her if its very often.

the gf

just self-harmed with one of these

alri rasheed

Girl at work is now visibly pregnant

She went from meh to hot as fuck real quick

more interested in the table

Just trying to ruin you lads

what's the poster lad?

what poster?

going to off meself one of these days

I changed mine to me in a horse mask and am getting fuckloads of matches now.

turbononce

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Note: the poster said 'I browse /brit/'

>The Sun is a shit paper
wew hold the presses

*creates a snack*

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Oh piss off you spacker

we're first years, so I don't really mind having people round, and nor do the rest of the flat apart from this one girl. We all want to meet people cos obviously you're not going to be best mates with your flatmates given that you're just randomly assigned to each other

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The poster said "I like ladyboys"

Canadian posters are legitimate radical centrists

While other countries have autistic ne-cons and alt-right

Jim'll fix it

dont do it lad x

looks good

just have a drink lad, cheer you right up

It was a cinema poster for Straight Outta Compton.

>people who have Tinder, social media and go out clubbing with the LADS (waaahey) coming to /brit/ and posting like they aren't fuckboy normies

Get out, sunshine.

/Brit/ is a tory general

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>have gas included in my rent
>constantly have radiators on full blast
>open a window when it gets a bit hot

hah take that landlord scum

stfu loser

>neocons and pseudo-liberals who think they are alt-right because they hate blacks

oh my haha

FUCK OFF POOSKIN

>/brit/ isn't a normie general

Wait, when you're in a halls 'flat'? Ignore her lmao.

Think you meant to click on /r9k/ lad

place is lad central these days mate

Never had sex so I still win the Loser Olympics ;P

ah yes.

american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>saying fuckboy
>thinking you're not a normie

fuck off to /eire/

fuck off to /cum/

>tinder
yeah but i don't really use it, or when i do I use it just for self-affirmation. Never met a girl from it
>social media
fucking everyone has that you mug
>clubbing with the LADS
nah. Every now and then i'll go to a bar though.
here's the TRUE normie list:
-Doesn't exercise, or if he does it's some dumb fuck brosplit that he barely sticks to
-wears topman
-smokes weed
-has a gf

Jealous af

>gas not included
>no timer on central heating controls
>E energy rating
>1930s original single glazed window

Winter is going to be a hoot, and all for the 680pcm each. #London

Why come to /brit/ though? Fuck off back to your facebook group chat

This

adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html

really funny, laughed lots (RFLL)

Not drinking has got me over-eating to compensate. Not sure if this is better or worse

fuck off to /brit/

dont care

but he's completely right, she's just some shite actor only famous because of a children series millenial mongs grew up with. Yet apparently she's now some "major political figure" what a joke.

going for a shower lads

/brit/ = normie general
and if you don't like it, you can leave

>shave beard
>grows back twice as fast

umm this is a normie general

back to your containment board

make me you stupid cunt

how about you cut the fucking sarcasm mate

yeah.
She made a massive scene last night too, came into the kitchen where everyone was sat around having a laugh and told everyone to leave and said they weren't welcome here any more lol

>wears topman/asos/superdry/Hollister/jack wills

Runt confirmed.

Yanks are the biggest autists, followed by Finns and Brazilians

Count calories and get some willpower you sap. Also cut out sugar entirely.

I'm here to talk about british culture you retard

too much protein mate

>this runt-like aggression
yeah you would fit in with those monkeys

very good post

Get student services on her and say she's making unreasonable demands.

onto my fourth cuppa already i'm going doolally up the bend

tell her to fuck right off, that's not hers to decide especially in a uni flat

if she doesn't like it she can request to move elsewhere

nothing wrong with superdry lad

good jackets

asos is fine

youtube.com/watch?v=3XSuG5aCFGs

mujahid brothers making fun of me again lads :(

Sounds like a nutter tbqh, she should move into a flat with foreign (Chinese) students if she wants peace & quiet.

nah mean it laughed out loud proper ha ha ha HA

literally no better feeling than DOMS

>he doesn't exclusively wear black clothes with white Japanese kanji wrote down the arms
What are you, a normie?

really want to shag an older women ffs

>sat at work on dinner
>phone rings
>gf changed ringtone to some weeb shit
>everyone looking at me like a nonce turbo virgin

Sick of one night stands desu, just want a gf that I can actually just hangout with and not have to fuck her to be entertained by her

that's what I did. Hoping she genuinely does move out

really want to shag some ramen ffs

Oh boy

>nothing wrong with superdry lad

>good jackets

what kind you have m8

me on the left at freshers lad

good post. cos there's two angles to it.

>gf changed ringtone to some weeb shit
>everyone looking at me like a nonce turbo virgin

gonna steal this gimmick

me in the middle

ahahahaha just imagine how that would go too
"u-u-u-ummm hehe whattt my g-g-g-girlfriend changed it hhh-h-h-h-h-h-hehehe" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa theres no getting out of that alive haha how in the world are you posting

Can't, if I don't eat I'll just drink.

chest and triceps and a little bit of cheeky lats. Yesterday was bench press day with a lot of assistance work afterwards

can tell both of these cunts are knobeads by their hair cuts

oh my bad mate thank you

>he doesn't exclusively shop at jacamo

>Ant and Dec reboot the banana splits

is this so-called "gf" perhaps approximately 4 foot tall, shaped like a pillow and is only ever in one pose?

D O N ' T

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new

New thread when

Was off my tits on MDMA and unironically put the Neon Genesis theme on full blast to show my mates. Apparently it's shit and now they think im a weeb faggot.

The Chinese people I shared a floor with were pretty mental. They bought a washing machine for some reason and kept moving it about when the uni came to take it away and they also had a pet hamster in the kitchen for a period.

St. Stephen Lawrence

what's wrong with superdry

t. fat bastard

actually when you think about it, your "gf" is pretty clever
she's made it so other girls think you're a turbonerd and won't want you, thereby keeping you to herself

go ahead mate
it's all yours

At least eat smart

High protein, high fibre foods will keep you full.

Don't buy shitty junk food, or anything excessively salty or sweet (even artificially), will make you hungry.

Caffeine (black coffee or tea) is an appetite suppressant. Or better yet, a small bit of good old speed.

JUST

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JUST

*sniffs around the thread*

think josie may be back again lads

You are still in the eu lad. Do you actually think you will leave?

were doing it lads