/brit/

Edition shit

halalalala Madrid

Pakis repatriated this instant

never even had them but all i want is companionship iahf (in all honesty pham)

Qt Japanese women

think there is one potential. Need to see her sober though, can't tell if she's good looking or not.

good post

Want a doggo lads

Get my shoes from Sports Direct/JD
Get my tops/shirts from Officers Club
Get my jackets/jeans/leggings from USC

not a runt

do you not have her on facebook?

don't want to talk about it
*bursts out in tears and runs off*

I've only had a few. Had a fwb but she dropped me when I started catching feelings.

I didnt really even like her, it was just nice having a girl to hangout with and do gf stuff with. Never had that before

Not anti semetic or anything, why don't people find it weird that a religion can have their own country?

>leggings

why mate?

We lasted 67 days :(

howling. I once showed some turbonormie mates the stone roses when i was off my face and they gave me shit for that, can't imagine how they would've reacted to a fucking anime track

>may have something starting
>she's approx. 5000km away
why bother

>leggings
>male

>leggings

Hahaha don't ISIS hate the UAE?

I'll box yer ears m'laddo

is she coming back?

Looks like my train might be in time for fucking once, arrives in 3 mins and I have to leg irt 400m to another platform for another. Wish me luck haha

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nah she was at my flat last night (i'm the one with the mental flatmate). My phone was charging at the time so i couldn't get her number but we live in the same building so i'll see her about

can you pay your national insurance contributions in advance ?

...

Shimon Peres was one of the last Israeli founders of the occupation, his death marks the end of an era in the history of the Israeli occupation.

>not being /comfy/

poofters

train ponce

Try it dickhead

I get everything from Mr Porter and Liberty desu

she was born there

where do you get your tampons

Got a 3500 dollar cheque waiting for me in the post lads

>leggings
not even making fun of you for this. If i wasn't so self concious about my willy i'd wear leggings at least at the gym to show off my siq legs

bit ironic mate

london

>Sports Direct
hyper runt

lads where do you buy all your shit?

I used to just use amazon but feel I should use one of the top lad online stores etc..

Like the look of the word 'caribou'

Yes, you can buy years in advance, but if you eventually earn over 35 then the ones you bought will be wasted

>leggings

leggings are comfy

I blame the exgf for introducing me to them

the closest to a proper relationship right now is regularly messaging this Brazilian girl I knocked up

Me in my new car lads

fb.com/skinsandneedlesclub/videos/1528681394077269/

Why don't you wear the fitted soccer sweats? Those are hella comfy and not gay at all

good lad

21yo college student here. rawdogged a 5.5/10 slut two weeks ago, started getting an itch inside my urethra last week. got some STD tests done yesterday and found out this morning I got chlamydia. already done treating with some antibiotics. anyone else here like to roll the dice and hit it raw?

>tfw need to start wearing condoms with new grills
>tfw no qt wholesome gf to rawdog
feelsbadman

condom recommendations would be appreciated

use amazon and second hand shops desu. Got some nice finds in some of them, copped a good burberry jacket the other day for a tenner

RACE WARS ARE HAPPENING IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/20/up-to-100-schoolchildren-involved-in-mass-brawl-in-bexley/
archive.fo/ar5Bs
>Riot police were called to south-east London after around 100 schoolchildren believed to have been armed with bats and knives were involved in a mass brawl.
>Sharon McHattie, a landlady at the Duchess of Kent pub, said many of the children - some of whom were reportedly as young as seven - were armed with knives and bats, while there were also reports that some were brandishing concrete slabs as weapons.

>men wearing leggings

these tears may fall
but they crash in anger

Me on the left at freshers

hmmm............
*puts bucks into the bin along with cornwall*

this loneliness is starting to make me feel physically ill

wish we could re-introduce the Eastern Elk

Update: made the train lads, get in.

fuck off this is old news you Cred Forums spacker

either that or baiting but I dont care

i thought clap didn't have any symptoms

IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIIIIIIINN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

that was 8 days ago ya melt

:(

but i havent got a ticket

happy for you x

bexley is one of the whitest areas of london m8

and then we can bring them back to Ireland and the UK as well

as in clothes?
I wear primark shirts, jeans, underwear, and socks
only my shoes, watch, wallet and phone aren't primark

Actually quite like that Arabs still dress traditionally. You can literally go across the world and see people wearing tshirts and jeans and its kind of sad.

This makes me feel ill

2 top boys in a silver corsa one with a bat and one with a bar but theres another got a 9 mili 9 milimeter tucked into he top of my tracky trouser diga do digi da

>I wear primark shirts, jeans, underwear, and socks

so lonely

Jew conspiracies, while wrong, play a valuable role in society.

>feel I should use one of the top lad online stores
yeah if you like the whole "I'm a massive bellend and generic lad #324234234236543634 with no style of my own"

can't finish this pizza
anyone want the last few slices?

cheated on the gf again

ASOS is alri for brands that aren't ASOS.

>Actually quite like that Arabs still dress traditionally. You can literally go across the world and see people wearing tshirts and jeans and its kind of sad

it's all you need you spackers

>primark

>he doesn't shop from obscure streetwear websites
>he doesn't post-ironically wear vintage anime shirts
>he doesn't buy vintage 90s/early 2000's japanese vidya/corporate logo clothing from ebay
>he doesn't own a MAGA hat
>he doesn't own at least one garishly tacky 1990s nike tracksuit jacket
>he doesn't own any clothing items with japanese kanji wrote on them

lol, you guys are massive plebs
You cant handle my neo-geek vapourwave-esque sadboy aesthetic

were really doing it lads

What kind is it?

>He doesn't shop at Next and George

millionaires out

>Actually quite like that Arabs still dress traditionally. You can literally go across the world and see people wearing tshirts and jeans and its kind of sad.
>Jew conspiracies, while wrong, play a valuable role in society.

The Waifu just sent me this.

pineapple and mushroom w/ hotdog crust

>tfw bears used to cover the whole continent
>now they're only in Canada

and that's not because we're good at conservation or anything, urban sprawl is arguably even worse here especially in Ontario where we have exploding animal populations, and expanding human settlement at the same time.

next is much more expensive than primark

Hate when people make posts like "can't finish this pizza anyone want the last few slices?"

Ah yes, that was the extant of your creativity to get (You)s?

Absolutely everybody you come across thinks you're a generic turbo runt and chinks laugh at you for having 'bellend' written in Japanese on your shirt

>hotdog crust
wat?

is posting pepe really considered racist now?

>so user, what's the longest relationship you've had

Nowt wrong with a bit primarni

he's right
Europeans look like Yanks and have no vernacular tradition anymore, at least not serious ones.

even though she was a shit gf, at least she gave me a degree of warmth and was attractive and we had regular sex

are jac

>never had a gf
>"Aww, thats so cute ;3"

who asked you that

Sending you cretins over was a mistake

>Taking any of your fashion advice

Fucking howling. You're all shut-ins that post on Cred Forums all fucking day. None of you have the slightest clue how to look good.

Especially with your skinnyfat or skeleton bodies. Can just picture you ordering new clothes with the dole money you received. Then deluding yourself into thinking that you actually look good, meanwhile everyone still thinks your unattractive or completely unnoticeable.

>Europeans look like Yanks

other way round you stupid leaf melt

>he's right
Europeans look like Yanks and have no vernacular tradition anymore, at least not serious ones.

hotdog in the crust
you want it or not? it's getting cold

why do 16-18 year olds who stay on at school get NI paid on their behalf? was it my parents

girl on a date

Naw, I'll pass

Thanks tho

jus brought the gf a peng Jane Norman dress ahaaa

Love her to bits lads

Nah you lot all wear fucking blue jeans now. That's american as it comes

>when your mate mentions you in a facebook comment and your name is listed last because youre the least important of the squad

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>Europeans look like Yanks and have no vernacular tradition anymore, at least not serious ones

Youtube replies are worth more than (You)s fyi

link it mate
I might buy it

>not getting everything from h&m, river island and topshop
hmm...

Not really lad. A lot of typical items like baseball caps and jeans are from America.

Ran out of rolling papers at work today, had to use A4 paper instead. Not a fan.

they really aren't
the fact you can get upthumbed drastically reduces the value of a (You)

runtest post of the day

Really pathetic desu laddo

>go onto any video involving t*rks
>make a post involving armenia
>roll in the youtube (You)s

>this is how Europeans used to dress

also reminder that the "suit" is an anglo cultural dress.

>the real victims of depression are their friends and family members

ah yes

hahaha did you fucking glue it down or something

Normies think im a runt, but real niggas understand the nostalgia and depression that has been captured by my aesthetic

youtube.com/watch?v=gEFj6zQsiYg

literally the best choon ever

>dutch
>anglo

To Canadians, anywhere can be Anglo!
Even Quebec is anglo

Preferred the days when they showed the downvotes 2bh

just showed my dad this thread

going to do it lads

dad might come along but i'll go regardless

north korea new years is ON

>Runt tries to impress me with a normal polymer £5 note
>Doesn't realise I have one from the Clydesdale Bank test run
Really wish the guy who had it before me didn't fold it.

it's typical leftie pandering
they're making sure everyone wins

the gf

Nah, I just held it really tight at the filter

What the fuck, how is it? I didn't know I picked up the skin box with only 2 skins left

wouldnt even shag this runt

fucking ugly cunt

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Shan't be opening this

>being thick
alright pakilad
maybe learn english syntax

>Scottish monopoly money

>scottish """"""""""""""""""""""""""money""""""""""""""""""""""

>being so addicted that you resort to using office stationery

>mexicans will unironically roll joints in receipts or paper because rolling papers are a reason to search you for the police

lel

gay

imagine being a NEET who sits on his arse shitposting on Cred Forums al day wew

dazzley doo
dazzley day
hey hey we're the dazzle girls and we like boys
oh behave

>being so addicted he can't walk to the corner store and buy another pack
>being so addicted he has to get his fix at work

why

good lad
im going to asia too but not NK hahahahahaha

just rolled a joint with pages from the bible, because fuck religion!

cracks me up how shit northern ireland is desu

still fighting over the sky man literally almost a hundred years later

t. runt

All ive eaten today is 5 packs of custard cremes, which I bought from tesco for 70p. How am I not dead? My diet is so fucked up

typical Australian post

>That's legal tender pal
>It doesn't have to be from the bank of england to be real money
>it even has the queen's face on it

Quebec is anglo

Favorite brand of fags?

inb4 my dad

drum rollups with a roach

you're the runt here
non-runts shag everything

Hope Celtic get dicked tonight lads

I wish the Queen would just stop messing about and finally die so we can have a King

benzos are lethal

Quebec is in desperate need of a good nuking tbqh

lowest of the low

>Shan't

Amber Leaf
Can't beat 10g tobacco + skins and filters for £4, mate

...

>king
>spelling "republic" THIS incorrectly
jesus

wow that's a really pretty bio-survival token

just doing a read about james wolfe pal

The ULTIMATE Rasheed post of the ENTIRE YEAR

really doing a think about how i can trick bradleyposter into giving me a (You)

>queen dies
>charles abdicates
>william abolishes the monarchy

>Quebec
youtube.com/watch?v=UCK04SzPvUs

same tbqhapffwyl (to be quite honest and fucking frank with you lads)

working on it, progress has been made

only started speaking to her a week ago

>some english uni of edinburhg runt tries to give me a Bank of England £10 note
>tell him we only accept scottish notes
>he panicks and starts asking other people in the queue
>no one wants his paki note
>he walks out disgruntled

when will the english ponces learn

fuck off back down to your paki runt infested shitholes

top tier qt on the chase yesterday

yeah i like his video game reviews too

>cracks me up how shit northern ireland is desu

>still fighting over the sky man literally almost a hundred years later

starting to get a bit surreal being in my last year of uni having made no friends and sat in my room every night for the last three years

might just kill myself haha lads

good luck m8

Daily reminder that if James Wolfe hadn't saved their sorry arses, the Quebecois would still be uncivilised frogs to this very day

never seen a runtier post than this

fascinating

>friends know full well i'm prone to anger
>they act shocked when they give me shit and I go full blown autistic meltdown mode
Normies..

It's funny because scottish notes are not legal tender, they're promissory notes but people just misunderstand what legal tender actually means

reported to the local SNP chapter

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Most definitely shan't be opening this image

suddenly it becomes clear why the jocks are so poor

dont ever reply to me again runt

>an unelected leader of foreign blood taking my money and making decisions for me? no! i say brexit!
>an unelected leader of foreign blood taking my money and giving me nothing in return? yes! i say continue the monarchy!

Cost me 40p to use the toilet in Glasgow Central For that price I expected to also see a guy with a selection of aftershaves, deoderants and chewing gum

doing a read on the metis people lads

thanks lad

what has she led lately

Anglos are too pussy to do something like this even when you have 3 generations of pakis who don't speak english living in your city.

was considering it with lupine but i'm not going if you are. going to petra instead.

2bh I'd pay if it meant avoiding walking into one of those toilets

the queen is the best part of britain

my image posts are taking 10 minutes to post and my flags not showing up
VERY distressed, will be writing lots of shitty letters to head office

got called a big spender in tescos lads

spent £90

mostly on alcohol

Amazing how a 5p charge on carrier bags can force so many people to attempt to juggle their lunch back to their desks

only reddit twats use runt/rorke

>supports a meritocracy
>supports a monarchy
hmm yes very good carry on

oh yeah?

choose from the list, runt boy

:^)

reminds me of when i was an alcoholic and i bought $100 worth of vodka and the cashier asked "big party huh?" and i replied "nope just my months supply haha"

A constitutional monarchy is literally the best form of government

embarrassing post

Rorke's at it again. It's a full-time job for him this lark!

I went to Edinburgh mate and I KNOW that this is a lie

realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/27/cruz_praises_trump_offers_to_help_in_debate_prep_i_will_do_whatever_i_can_to_defeat_hillary_clinton.html

what higher merit is there than being chosen by God?

A constitutional monarchy is literally the best form of government

Prince George is too Aryan looking for my liking. Doesn't really represent modern day Britain

i'll take an unelected german wasting my money to go please feller

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/593317831854395392
tasty

hmmm petra ah yes looks very good

What's your BMI lad?
Mine's 18.8

reddit

Wish I had a shotgun tbf

>1.7 min
would prefer something much quicker than this
with a higher success rate also

Someone from Wolverhampton just insulted my accent.

Niggers

being chosen by people that exist irl

there's 3 yobs outside trying to kick start a scooter
sounds like poor compression so they'll be at it for a good while

If we elect Labour they can make him marry a black muslim transman

thank you hungry skellington

19.7

tell him the yam yam army are a bunch of poofs. he'll scarper

good, fuck off you cacophonous yank atrocity

proper lonely

even my one good mate I never see more than once per month

>English jealous of my debt free education and free pills

just end your life english runts

pretty sure that must be until clinical brain death
you're effectively dead instantly

trying to kick start a scooter outside some lad's house

so God?

don't need his help t-b-h

Was it this chap?

Black country accent is the worst in the country by far

The real brummie accent isn't as bad

post fucking machines

how the fuck does he keep track of the hours
they need to fucking hurry up and evict this lizard

VERY fair post

become a suicide bomber akhi

15.7

Saw my brother-in-law give his son a smack for being naughty lads.

Where do I report him?

FUCKING HELL

I found the comic that perfectly describes me

great choice of insult
>effectively
not effective enough

wish the ukraine conflict would flare up again

How am I good friends with the same people that used to severely bully me in school?

post fucking machines

go on then

>Got to Scottish uni
>Scots get it free
>Slavs get it free
>Non-Scottish Britons have to pay

jeans are franco-italian you stupid yank

Reminder that Edinburgh is English clay

hmm

just ordered 2 chicken burgers with fries mates

I only eat when I feel hungry and I'm pretty tall

>Scotchmen jealous of real English and Welsh money

Nothing to get worked up about jock, I'm sure it's just like the real thing.

>take scotlands oil
>give them some free education to catch up with the developed bit of the uk

seems fair to me lads

>Levi Strauss (/ˌliːvaJ ˈstraʊs/, born Löb Strauß, German: [loːp ˈʃtʁaʊs]; February 26, 1829 – September 26, 1902) was an American Jewish businessman of German origin who founded the first company to manufacture blue jeans.

Don't the Welsh & Northern Irish get it partially subsidised, no matter where in the UK they go?

17.0

>my wife and her boyfriend

wew me too haha

12.4

I'm 18.6 and I eat all the time

bit outdated but shant be disclosing any more

Everybody's gonna be happy, which means you and me, my love.

fuck off retard. nearly every post of yours is wrong. you are literally the dumbest poster in /brit/

Depressions back lads
Feel like fucking off uni and staying at home getting high all day instead desu

>that empty feeling
ugh

what trousers have the british invented

>age 19
>female

>Polish government paid for my BSc in Poland
>EU government paid for my MSc in the UK
>British government paid for my PhD in the UK
>got UK citizenship in April this year
>mfw I voted Leave in June

you're a big guy

didn't read a single word of this

Does that mean I can say I'm English?

I mean technically I'm half English anyway but still

English lads are so easy to trigger, must be rough waking up to the call to prayer every morning. Feel sorry for you lads x

30

though since BMI doesn't take muscle mass into account it's a dumb system

i read this exact post months ago

i'm onto you

wanna be my gf?

filtered. won't miss you crying about how alone you are on friday and saturday nights again

Mate, the rest of Scotland hates you.

Convinced people who buy into the Cred Forums doctrine are sick individuals who need help

indyref 2 when? need tae get away from these english wankers

Still smug about it tbqh.

depends what are u packin

imagine being so frustrated about some mong living on the other side of the world that you filter him ohhh my daaaayyyyys blud

...

>edinburgh
>aberdeen
>stirling
>borders
>berwick

All English

>glasgow
>west Scotland

Irish

>north Scotland
Scandinavian

am i the only one who have trained themselves to not read posts with anime images

like, my superior brane just filters out all anime filth automatically

Congrats, you're brain drain

Feel good about abandoning Poland?

ur an baguette

This actually makes me angry desu
British cunt tho now

going to buy two (2) bottles of beer

>Convinced people who buy into the Cred Forums doctrine are sick individuals who need help

7 > 1 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 4 > 2

>my superior brane

>A Scottish person turning down money
Hmm, no, can't say I buy this story

7,1,5,6,3,4,2

getting quite fat and repuslive

actually never mind, don't want a gf that's only going to use me for my body

will fit right in in perdifious albion tbqh

23.9

they dont want you either dw

good taste

talking to a very passable tranny on tinder

6,7,1,3,5,4,2

>3 THREADS PRUNED IN A ROW THAT MEANS I'M A DIRECT JAN BOY

cannot get off benzos without going insane

over 40k people went to the trump rally in florida last night

How Jupiter protects us from asteroids

Don't care really tbf

Good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=VOOZDO5KDv4

No, I'm the same. Never ever read, never ever reply.

mad jelly

imagine the smell

i for one do not mind
~85th percentile length and thick here, where would you like to meet me buckinghamshire

smells like freedom

why are you still single?

small johnson detected

Good lad
didn't become king of the Gods for no reason.

the true essence of things is a profound illusion

im happily married

good lad, jupiter

...

>happily married
thats a lie

New

USA USA USA

i got 7.5 inches missy