Can we move here?

Can we move here?

No, that's physically impossible

No, You will be occupying Portuguese water Space. Not even joking kek

and be in the path of every hurricane hitting the East Coast and Caribbean? sure why not

fuck off we're full

Better that than earth quakes though.

Theres someone else there

>implying this is physical impossible

It is clearly not. It would be impossible for humans though.

what do you know? France doesn't have earthquakes, only muslim bombs
inb4 some french faraway territory is in the middle of a tectonic fault

No, fuck off.

Technically it is possible.

Actually that ocean belongs to Japan now and always has. Those islands are ours.

Nah, lets move it to here.

>commiefornia swimming in feces
I like it

You should've moved Bangladesh to Australia just for the keks

Thanks for leaving Wales.

>Those islands are ours.
No they're not.

Your pretentions to ownership of thise islands has no place in the 21st century. Those are Japanese islands and your expansionist policy will be firmly rebuked, with force if necessary.

WE WUZ ATLANTIS

Improved it to here

Don't thank me, thank Bale and the Welsh Xavi, Joe Allen.

Bring it, Jap.

We'll just name them archipelago number four so your chinks are afraid of them.

You forgot your proxy, fuckwit

No that spot is reserved for that giant island of floating trash,

Wtf is that map supposed to be?

It's a map that shows it's size distortion when comparing countries.

no cuz we dont want the third impact remotely near us

So that all the weebs will come to your country?

Brett good

>implying

what happens there? Americans and Brits are ship-fighting?

Yeah baby. Then I can just jump into my row boat and ROW out to my QTs

Fuck off, asshole.
DON'T FORGOT ABOUT NORTHERN TERRITORIES.

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What happens on the Azores? I always forget about them when I play as poortugal on Victoria II.

I mean it'd be less humid, but I can't imagine the Japanese living in colder weather for such a long time.

Half the population would die from weak immune systems.

>freezing the poos

rude.

Not much, it's just calm New Zealand-ish type islands

21ºC the whole year
Rain turns on and off every 2 hours.
They have a green lake next to a blue lake.

Sounds nice.