/isr/ - /ישר/ - Israel Thread

He was definitely a Jew (Or I don't understand the question)

Neither.

he must have been the inspiration for benjamin button

Ahh okay.

Give this a read. He was very intelligent, and very jewish.
economist.com/news/obituary/21707889-shimon-peres-israeli-statesman-died-september-28th-aged-93-intriguing-peace
>As a precocious young civil servant, he brokered arms deals which helped his uniformed counterparts to get the weapons they needed. He circumvented arms embargoes with creative ruses, such as buying warplanes as, purportedly, film props, and cannily found leaky frigates and rusty tanks in places where they were no longer needed. He bargained hard, shaming rich countries for charging full price to tiny, beleaguered Israel, and cajoling rich sympathisers. It meant breaking a lot of rules.

right to left language

>at grocery store looking at pork sausage
>look at ingredients and notice it includes milk solids
>immediately think "Oh, now it's not kosher"

RIP in piece

>/isr/
>full of yanks
disgusting pêh

Hmmm is this sarcasm?

Sup Chaim?

Fuck off

It's a meme you dip

FOY

this is an anglo-israeli general

american cocksucker

>no pali
rood

gib qt mizrahi gf

non-country

Jews are less than 2% of the US population, yet this dinosaur finally goes putz up and we have TV specials about his life and the funeral.

Fucking hell. They DO control our media.

shut it down

Rip Perez

youtu.be/BWmEAENVgK8

But i am a jew

I fucking hate Israeli scum! Free palestine and go back to russia you zionist jews!

sure you do makedonski, I know who you are :3

prove it jew!

>muh Palestine

They had it coming, and I doubt they would behave any different than israel if they were in the others place.

Stop using that white-supremacist symbol please

stop role-playing sascha
you post here all the time

>pêh
Franco-jew ?

Hey
Where in Palestine, West Bank or Gaza Strip ?

What did the palestinians did to the jews? The Jews should have made a state in western germany not in Palestine.

are you russian?

no

>I doubt they would behave any different than israel
FATA is literally a secular organisation wishing a 2 independent states solution, and is officially peaceful

A world between their speech and actions though, + they lost in Gaza and went into the most inappropriate civil war ever

Than your heritage must come from the Balkans?

What does /isr/ think of my man larry silverstein?

I am german ok

The correct answer would have been citizen of the world

We have extensive military cooperation including joint exercises. All shushed obv because the sunnis would flip their shit.

hahaha ah du Liebe! Ein detscher Jude.
Sprichst du Deutsch oder nur Yiddish?
Wie alt bist du?
Und wie lange wohnst du in Israel?

My grandad fucked sonia peres

AMA

aren't you going to ask for my credit card too ?

>Israel have a President

what THE fuck

What is the point of that?

Benny has complete power, doesn't he?

Nein, du hast mir schon gesagt, dass du ein Jude bist. lol

it's a ceremonial position like German president

Ceremonial

Goes around on taxpayers money and kisses ass and bullshits about the jewish dream of peace for mankind

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>$32 BILLION
>NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN /ISR/

>JEWS

Too many of these ceremonial positions.

German president.
Austrian president.
Spanish King.
Dutch King.
British Queen.
Israeli President.

What the fuck is the point of "ceremonial" politicians?

Jesus Christ.

I understand how the Queen's position came into being
I don't about the rest but they probably have a story
we just added a position because we are dumb shits

Hey Jews, if you use right to left language, why do you write 2016 and not 6102? Is it hard for you to switch then you read English?

Because that's how numbers are written.

Why did you do it?

We do numbers and math left to right like the rest of the world. The pic in OP is not the normal way we write numbers.

So is every PM or President supposed to be Ashkenazi?

Palestinians in the West Bank have a low fertility rate but those in the Gaza Strip have 4 children per woman.

What are you doing to stop this?

No we had a Mizrahi president once.

He's a convicted rapist.

If the Mizrahis who vote for them vote so, then yes. Mizrahis are the majority in Israel.

I couldn't care less about jews in germany, the thing is that they wouldn't have felt welcome here and the stereotypes concerning them would have remained.
The brits offered them land, they accepted it, I can't see what is wrong with taking this chance.

Don't worry they'll be sending them to live in London real soon

How do I get a qt jewess gf?

fun fact; convicted rapist !

>What the fuck is the point of "ceremonial" politicians?

Being pretty, doing mundane stuff about the country's reputation, protesting when things go to shit

It's ceremonial because it doesn't powers, but it doesn't mean the guy is just jerking off to tax money 24/7

Well killing innocent people and forcing them to move out out of their homes for starters. But I guess you wouldn't understand that because you're german. And do you think they were welcomed by the Palestinians?

>it doesn't mean the guy is just jerking off to tax money 24/7
well...

either go full chomsky or ayn rand, but they'll give you very different results depending

Now that Peres is dead, is there anyone in the government who was alive when the country was founded?
Seems like the end of an era.

>Talking to Jewish qt
>Was just after Nice attack
>Bring up how Islam is shit
>She calls me racist
>Bring up muslims being anti-semitic
>she says the far right are the main cause of anti-semitism

Stay away from them lad.
No matter how good they look

GOYIM OUT, FUCK OFF

>this (currently imprisoned) rapist was chosen to be president over peres

ANI LOOZER?!?!

You guys can directly elect your President? We don't, but I don't think most people give a fuck about that

kek

Nope.
Now Israeli is officially a non-meme nationality.

>become incredibly wealthy
>be black
>be involved in movies/banking or dentistry

We have been robbed of our culture by fake "jews."

We need to somehow uncuck western Jews, especially the American ones

so I just wont go full Cred Forumsack

why would you even debate politics with a would be spouse anyway

Can't blame her lad.
I went to school in this country and being anything but quasi-communist got you labelled as a nazi.
I hate it when people call everyone but themselves sheep but it really feels that way considering my age group.

it's easy
we liberate amerikkka

>with a would be spouse
she's just a female friend.
I've known her for years I don't want to fuck her. She's just pretty and kind of interesting to talk to (despite the conversation about Islam).

diaspora do what they must to survive, but they largely sell us out in the process to do so

fuck them

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Trips of truth
Nationalist Israelis are the best jews

that's because for jews - only jews can be racist.
I'm telling you this as a jew btw.

I still believe diaspora can be uncucked

by serving in the IDF?

unban noam chomsky from your country right now.

>tfw when born jew
>tfw not in israel

Nah, we just need to redpill them. Mainly about Islam. The Muslims target them a lot and most of them know the truth about Islam, they're just afraid to speak it.

i dated jewish woman once
we fucked somewhere around second or third date, in the restaurant restroom, it was amazing.
after that i moved into her apartment, and everything i did was watching tv shows and playing videogames.
she worked as a Senior SE, so money wasn't a problem at all, in fact she even bought me a few nice things like new phone or laptop.
it was a good time, definitely will date a jewish woman again if i have the chance.

American Jews are fine as long as Islam stays below or around 1%.

Rate my jew gf.

youtube.com/watch?v=3NfORy14f88&spfreload=10

they're not the diaspora, you guys in israel are the diaspora

>tfw Yiddish culture is dying
How do we fix this?

Why would she put up with you playing video games while she worked?

How do women like that exist?

you sell us out regularly to push your shitty agenda and leech off of uncle sam's welfare, fuck right out of here
the diaspora would be just fine if our gun obsessed, redneck cousin didn't come around yelling racist shit and hitting us up for money constantly

you can't revive the culture you killed to revive another

maybe you should go back where you came from?

8/10. I wish she had a british accent desu.

first: enforce complete Jiddisch assimilation and dominance
second: rename Tel Aviv to Altneuland, and Gush dan to Dansburg in the name of autism
third: exterminate Arabisch and replace with Jiddisch aswell

no Russians allowed, they can speak Eastern Jiddisch if they want, the barbarians

British Jews are hideous and fit every negative stereotype you can think of.

They care more about your job title than your face.

Stay away.

>you
Your politicians are the ones doing this

I wish. Israel is shit.

Hmmmm

You seem to be triggered by a small amount of wasted money

He who controls memes, controls the world

He's doing his job

She's entirely right though - many victims of Nice attack were Muslims, and the far right here is pretty much can't decide if it hates Jews or Muslims to the most

Marine Le Pen isn't far-right anymore btw, she said she had no qualms with Islam and Arabs, only with Islamism.

well, at first i was actually planning to find a job, but after a few failed attempts i just gave up i guess. but even after i gave up, i kept promising her that i'll find a decent job, there's just no good offers right now. we lived like that for almost 8 months

Jews jew Jews?

Also, nice trips

Trust me American "Jews" are a lot worse if you don't live in a big city.

I obviously can't speak for the French but over here our far right hate Muslims SO much that they unironically carry Israel flags to their rallies.

Anti-semitism is almost inherently Islamic in the UK in 2016.

Why did she stay with you?

Are you good looking with a big cock?

Ugly hags are desperate

>Ugly women
>In Ukraine

Literally do not exist.

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dale judios posteen a """"""""""""tut""""""""""

t. Proof that whites can be niggers

>I obviously can't speak for the French but over here our far right hate Muslims SO much that they unironically carry Israel flags to their rallies.
Different cultures. The main guru of our own alt-right is an hardcore Palestine supporter (/fr/ hates him tho, they hate Muzzies more than Jews).

Jean-Marine Le Pen is known for comments minimalism the Holocaust, several writers associated with the far-righters were outright deniers, De Lelsqun, that is Cred Forums literal wet dream, called Shoah a "cult".

Add a general distrust of Jews because of institutions like LICRA (Ligue against Racism and Antisemitism), CRIF (Representative Council of the Jews in France) that feeds dozens of conspiracy theories, and you're set with right-wing anti-Semitism in France.

The left tends to dislike Israel and Netanyahou, not Jews.

Israelis have conserved their slavic and germanic surnames or replaced that by some meme hebrew stuff ?

We keep getting Jews from France who flee only because of Muslim antisemitic violence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebraization_of_surnames
you get some Mendelbaums and Rosenbergs too

The French hate the Jews

youtube.com/watch?v=AltyhmrIFgo

Some have replaced. I'm glad I still have my European surnames.

And right-wing. Most Jewish institutions hate on the right-wing much more than Muslims.

The flight is orchestrated and blown out of proportion by fear-mongers. I understand them though, but understand we put soldiers in front of every synagogue, so we're not just standing here doing fuck all.

i don't think i'm good looking, we just had a great time together, at first i said everything she wanted to hear and stuff.
she was actually the best looking woman i've dated here. slavs are just meh tier to me now

I understand that. Do you have right wing besides alt-right? Like conservatives?

>French "conservatives"
>German "conservatives"
>Spanish "conservatives"
>Portuguese "conservatives"
>Dutch "conservatives"
>Belgian "conservatives"

The only conservatives in Europe that aren't far right are British, Italian or Hungarian.

Everyone else isn't conservative in any way.

That's why you see Geert Wilders and Marine Le Pen doing so well.

Sure Farage got a lot of votes last year but UKIP aren't a racist party no matter how much people want to pretend they are.

>Like conservatives?
They are heavily divided, only popular because of Hollande "disastrous" results.

Basically you have 3 tendencies

>Sarkozy
Chasing after FN Votes, sometimes criticised by Marine Le Pen herself as racist. Recently denied climate change was man-made.

>Juppé
Classical republican right, nothing to see here. Very statist by American standards though.

>Kosciusko-Morizet
Leaning centre, this branch is socially liberal, fiscally "conservative" (by French standards)

Le Pen herself has heavily shifted into mainstream now. But half of the party still supports the good old antisemitic ways.

Alt-right is barely existent here, except maybe Génération Identitaire which is a rebellious teenage phase 90% of the time.

The left isn't any better.

Are there nationalist parties that aren't "anti-semitic"? (Sorry if I lack understanding or something)

Conservatives is indeed a bad term, "Liberals" in the traditional sense would be better. And even there, a strong state and defence of public services is a given in France (even though they take great pleasure in destroying them)

It's true that the Talmud says jews should be mean with goyims? that explains why american jews are so cancerous when they have political power?

> (Sorry if I lack understanding or something)
You don't, I'm bad at understanding.

FN is officially not anti-Semitic, and the new staff has made it clear that all of this belonged in the past. As I said, Le Pen textually affirmed Islam was fundamentally compatible with France and showed a very progressive face.

Still, the old guard is here. Jean-Marie notably talks about the "bankers", the "free-masons", the CRIF, and other dog-whistle against Jews in general.

tl;dr : current FN is pretty much "cucked" by Cred Forums standards, but is remarkably progressive and don't give a shit about Jews. Old FN is full of conspiracy theorists and other Rothschild-haters. French alt-right (a meme but growing) hates your gut for basically everything.

And how are most FN voters?

>understanding
Meant explaining. I'm tired.

>And how are most FN voters?
Very diverse - rural, urban, even some Algies voting for Le Pen, old folks, youngsters without political experiences, working class disfranchised with Socialist Party and considering that the far-left is the same (a theme used a lot by Marine Le Pen).

A very big portion of it is a protest vote against main parties, and there is also a lot of populism. Terrorists attacks advantaged her not because of Muslim-hate, but because she seemed level-headed and idealists against others who went hysteric and did not handle the situation well.

Valls pretty much killed himself when he said "We'll have to live with other tragedies like that". French people wanted something else.

>idealists
Meant idealistic.

>Algies voting for Le Pen
Why?

I'm not racist in the slightest, but they are among the lowest educated workers and hand over protest votes very easily. They are also indirectly favouring her by not voting.

Diaspora faggot here (may do Aliyah when I get the opportunity though).
Was this guy based? All I hear in the Islamic state of Germany obviously can't be true but can I get a quick summary?

>Jew dies
Oy vey! Dis anudda Holohoax™

Fucking this!
>Jew
>Islamic country
Why even live famalam, now I need to learn Hebrew.

Stay there and remove kebab!

Did the Holocaust even happen?

With Berlusconi out of the scene, our right is doomed to become more and more eurosceptic

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I'm an AfD voter but there's not much more I can do Shlomo.

>there's more ethnic Jews in the US than in Israel
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP