/brit/

Adequate thread

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/781093103381995520

the face of a man without hope

this thread was first

looks like he lost a bit of weight

disgusting how I live a few miles from you.

oh it is its all a lie
i am the butch lezza known to the world as jo "bucks" sie

FOYR

that's what life was like already

Need boundary changes NOW lads

business idea: become a homeless lunatic

Literally going mental.

hypnotized by this post

He looks as though he's aged about a decade in the last year. Fucking grim.

>tfw you are smaller than bacteria

reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/54kb0l/my_wife_is_going_to_fuck_her_ex_in_front_of_me/
>I got thrown a jaw dropping "fantasy" from my wife about two weeks ago, and she seems really into wanting me to do this.
>After sex one nite about two weeks ago, she says it would turn us both on if I were to watch her ex boyfriend fuck her in front of me.
can't believe someone would tolerate this
would be immediate divorce if my wife suggested this to me

JUST

A walked into a bar and says to the barman "Al take a water" the barman says "still water" a says "aye av no changed ma mind"

Aaaaga doo doo doo

Push pineapple shake the tree

bit too much arse imho

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Some fat autistic half-caste lad sat next to me on the bus today (think Harvey Price, but 6'5). Frankly the smell was absolutely fucking repugnant. I have no idea why he sat next to me, their was plenty of free seats.

I'm honestly not a violent person but I would throttle my girlfriend at the very LEAST if she were to even think of suggesting this

>going

listening to some fine british music

Got no reason to live lmao

please stop talking like this it isn't funny

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/780488609237467140

what the actual fuck is he on about

schizophrenia is scary lads

hillary had that look on her face that all women get when you're pissed at them. like they're proud of themselves that they managed to make you mad. everyone knows that look

DUDE IM GONNA TYPE IN MY ACCENT COS IM SCOTTISH AND DIFFERENT LMAO

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couldn't imagine why any Aussie would want to live / work in the UK

it's objectively worse than Australia in every single way.

>She’s 5’7”, 165 lbs,
>Attractive curvy woman.
tears

*bombards aleppo*

me x

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leave for work in 20 minutes

he's projecting himself onto his bears

Chinaman pondering just who this strange bedraggled man who approached him might be.

No let's not take all our clothes off

why is twitter in spanish

is poch racist?

*votes for Hillary*

Melbourne

*frolicks around my village in the Christmas snow greeting all the old people whilst driving home for Christmas plays in the background*

*grabs you by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!?!??!?!?!

never seen a cleaning appliance describe me so accurately

Ah yes, you must be very secure in your masculinity

ahhhhhhhhh yes

the regressive left

i know tim is mental but christ that writing

JOSIES HERE

Lads are people who show off the results of their self harm (cut still bleeding) attention seekers?

jesus christ just saw the page of the wife of the cuckold lad, with naked pics and all. absolutely dire

yes

what about it?

good thing you will never have one then. both of them consented. it's not like she's cheating

>going

Anyone who self harms and tells other people about it is an insufferable attention seeking twat.

feel sorry for people with shitty families. i get why its a tough time for a lot of people. fortunately for them xmas will be banned in favour of foreign celebrations when Labour are elected.

chrimbo at my family home is truly based. feel warm and fuzzy just thinking about it. so cosy and loving.

t. literal cuck

Ah yes, a true masculine man would get on board with the idea of watching his wife's ex boyfriend pound her vagina, a-at least she's still with you right!

Bender

Melbourne

Would cry, hint at killing myself and beg her not to do it if my gf suggested this

me topping the water up

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474067876441.webm

lel

eroshare.com/p8n8jhie
*shudders*

yes the world's most liveable city, i know it makes our country even better.

he's american, what do you expect?

t. cuck

Quite liked that movie 2bh

next level mental

there's a shop in turkey for you

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hmmmm ah yes

>webpage with pictures of her
>she's a morbidly obese hog

why am I not surprised

dear oh dear
>tfw dating an actual attractive curvy girl

Could really do with a bf desu

Melbourne

what did he mean by this

I wish I could show off my self harm scars without feeling self concious, even if people did think I was an attention seeker

My arms haven't seen daylight in nearly 2 years lol

sooo who you have lads voted in the best grime category at the MOBOs? Was close between him and AJ Tracey but I went with chip in the end

y-you are voting in the MOBOs right user?

whats this from

based four lions

Autism

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Good lad

I don't really do much at Christmas anymore but I love it, honestly the most comfy day of the year.

Fuck off Callum you fat chav

Couldn't imagine why we would let any Aussies back in this country after we went to all the trouble of deporting them as criminals in the first place

Is Tim shipping moosey and cheer?

would be a beating then a divorce desu

I think it's just aging tbH. maybe she was cute before but pregnancy fucked everything up. that's why thin girls are top, as they will stay thin all their lives

Me and the lads on the hunt for some minge last week x

>tfw never had a Christmas where my mum didn't cry and shout at me atleast once

desu cuming in a girls mouth literally feels better than sex

Which match are we watching in 15 bings lads?

3 literally looks like a baby
this is why i don't shave aha

NEED a Trump leader of the free world

Celtic-City

haven't eaten all day because the normies haven't left the kitchen

starting to get desperate up here lads

feel like I might do something drastic

hmmm barca - gladbach or atletico - bayern

best yank post ive seen

din dins

i always imagined that it does 2bh

Coventry - Wimbledon

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/780382238177366016

WHAT THE FUCK

My ex is 'slim thicc' and by that I mean short, big arse and legs and that atypical bit of belly all thick girls have

Also, she's Asian. Cannot wait until she turns into a fat cunt at 30

My mum would save up all the hatred for boxing day, can't yell around in front of visiting friends

>Pepe the Frog has been labelled a hate symbol, joining the swastika, by the ADL.

this
>tfw going to my grandparents and seeing their huge decked out glowing tree

celtic

I'd prefer to watch Bayern but I don't have BT in my new place yet

Want me to order you a pizza or something? x

group CBT sounds terrifying

more like grim grims

>Her ex boyfriend before me was very extreme with her in sex. Tied her up, pounded her hard, choked her with his cock, etc.
how is this extreme at all
yeah the girl I'm dating turned 18 a month ago and she's perky everywhere
thick but no cellulite and somehow has perky G-cups and no stretch marks

Give her a shout from me la.

>tfw Celtic get raped by a team supported by a trans-gay-fat paki from Rochdale
Feels bad

>minature spliff

female vocalists

mam won't stop going on about her women's problems

good point

supper

Not a fan

youtube.com/watch?v=NiNQslJ9OYE

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>dad doesn't celebrate christmas because his birthday is a few days after it and everyone forgets his birthday
>mum is jewish
>never have christmas
ah yes

no, I'm going to cook myself spaghetti bolognese but I NEED the normies out of the kitchen

I cannot chop onions while they play ring of fire or whatever meme shit normies do these days

*does a fall*

woops haha

I live on the hoe.

I SAID

WHAT. IS. THIS. FROM.

>Started buying Lush facemasks because they help my skin and make me look acceptable
>Drive to Lush after work
>Get there, it's about to close
>'C-c-can I come in I know what I want'
>Woman says if I know what I want
>Hot girl wanders over and starts to ask if she can help
>'Is it for your girlfriend you want these facemasks?'
>Awkwardly reply 'n-n-n-no it's for me'
>She just smiles and doesn't even serve me at the till

did I fuck up? Is buying a facemask gay?

My favourite thing is sitting around the dinner table with my parents, brother and grandparents and there's always a shit film on, a myriad of different chocolate with crimbo songs in the background (my grandmother is a big fan of merry Christmas everyone by Shakin' Stevens)

What happened to tims family? Did they just fuck him off as soon as he became a schizo or what

yeah it is

EXCELLENT post

Grim as fuck. Honestly couldn't imagine that.

give us thumbs up lads feeling good today

makeup in general is gay
why didn't you just say it was for your girlfriend

lads who think staying in their room all the time avoiding their flatmates listen up

I've been on both sides of the coin. People WILL talk in a negative way if they don't see you for 5 weeks and you accidentally come face to face with them

Its better to see them once a fortnight to turn "he's a weirdo" to "he seems a bit quiet"

Xena Warrior Princess

>paper due in 3 hours that I haven't started

wew at least its only 2000 words

>breaking out in spots

reeee

just textin the gf x

bit gay that lad

I don't understand lads. Ain't watched Corrie in about 8 years. When did Roy get a Down's syndrome son?

where can i find a girl like her in the UK

youtube.com/watch?v=fPUMCO8YIxE

'thick' girls are at their best during their teens. They're absolutely great. but thin womens are still hot until 45-50 and that's top. When I was younger I always noticed the big chebs & arse first but then I realized that thin girls were the ting

>caring about other people's opinions
>norman runts at that

FONT

Take a shower you disgusting little rat

>>dad doesn't celebrate christmas because his birthday is a few days after it and everyone forgets his birthday
>>mum is jewish
>>never have christmas
>ah yes

>poo due RIGHT NOW
wew haven't even started and it feels pretty big

runts hahah

i am but thats not a very me post baka youre losing it

Feel sick lads
Come to the conclusion that nobody is truly happy and life is actually horrible, but it's something you're forced to do.

>10 line green text story due in by the bump limit
>only half way through

Should have said it was your gfs mate

never heard of that kind of pasta

>"""""curvy"""""

It's not make up, it's just some face mask that you rub on your face then wash off half an hour later.

It gets rid of all my spots etc it really works for some reaosn

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>Marco
Fuck outta here

why is she insecure about your loyalty? did you cheat in the past?

cute couple ngl
shame it's not you

>being this autistic

getting the daily dose

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>whenever I think of a funny little scenario in my head I can't help but imagine my ex included with it

Still hurts haha, suppose that's what happens when you share so much with someone for two years

/brit/ is the powerhouse of Cred Forums 2bh

what a whore

geniuney havent been ere in months tbqh lads, and even when i was it was only for a few days. 2016 proved to be the year i become a normie wahey

still no gf 2016 tho

THE TRUTH ABOUT

Considered doing a good post but decided against it lads.

Very rude indeed.

reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/51olzz/how_many_men_has_your_wife_been_fucked_by/
>As for my wife, it would be hundreds. The last few years we have been fairly active in the cuckolding/hotwifing lifestyle, including gangbangs.
>yeah my wife has done at least 200, probably closer to 300. gangbangs/orgys contribute heavily to those totals for sure.
>My wife is now 31. She had an affair with a co-worker without my knowledge for 3 months before I learned of it. When I confronted her and we talked it over, we agreed to her meeting other guys if I could watch and/or participate. I understood why it happened
christ on the cross lads
yeah me and this girl don't have long term prospects so I'm not stressing
always wanted to fuck a thick girl and I'm honestly so stoked that I'm doing it now, but I could easily go back to thin girls

instagram.com/p/BK3m78Ah8vC/?taken-by=alexanderiwobi&hl=en

>tfw you will never have your qt latina gf attempt to read the stats of your brand new fifa card

>went into Lush
>bought some face products and body wash
>asks if it's for me and I say yes
>she starts going on about how nice and fresh im going to smell

Wanted to finger her

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explain please

saved

LEFTIST

nah THIS is miniature (left)
incredibly bent

oh for abrahams sake i forgot about the isaacing wordfilters

hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

Jesus christ, mine aren't that bad
Even as a self harmer, I have no idea what she must've been thinking

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how do I make good chips

I just beat the fuck out of a couple of cumskins in the park

Took their shoes too and threw them in the canal

>doesn't believe in god
>celebrates christmas

mongs

she looks about 10 you nonce

>America
>free

buy them in the chipper

I wish I could drop out of uni and inherit a small sum of a million dollars from some relative

theyre joking around

don't reply

gimmicks i miss:
lisickis
desu/baka/senpai posting
wifes son
russell posting
dave
machine operator
maisie

would post one of my rare lisickis with this but internets barely working

>'thick' girls are at their best during their teens
frenchie knows what's up

inshallah brother

After an awesome month of August and somewhat shitty September, October is looking bright.

Is the Down's syndrome kid Roy's son or what? Don't get it

>knowing what 10 year olds look like

you're the nonce

chop potatoes into pyramid-like shapes and fry in oil in a skillet/frying pan
ensure that they're nice and brown but not burnt
season with salt and black pepper

more free than any other free country

nice

what? im not autistic you shitstain, she could legitimately be insecure about it, i know most girls ive been with question me on whether theyre the only one

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Why aren't any of you Irishfags poisting in /eire/?

Fucking race traitors.

it's his girlfriend's nephew
ultimate cuck

Paid $600 in parking fees last month to visit my cancer stricken friend at the hospital

ive never seen anyone under the age of 13 in my life

>working in childcare

Is there a more pathetic profession?

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not gratifying you with a reply

What do you reckon this guy's job is?

delet this if you know what's good for ya

White bitches scream the best when you rape them

The younger the better, fortunately 12 year olds aren't hard to find, they'll hop in your car and suck you off for a bottle of WKD but where's the fun in that?

Can't be consensual, no way

After I'm done with them I like driving them out to the countryside and just dumping them naked on the side of a disused road
Anyone that does pass can't tell the difference between her and a slaughtered pig

mine is like this but with wider hips and bigger chebs
absolute headcase though

continue not replying

Post noods

hello stranger
wanna hit the 'tube this weekend?

White bitches scream the best when you rape them

The younger the better, fortunately 12 year olds aren't hard to find, they'll hop in your car and suck you off for a bottle of WKD but where's the fun in that?

Can't be consensual, no way

After I'm done with them I like driving them out to the countryside and just dumping them naked on the side of a disused road
Anyone that does pass can't tell the difference between her and a slaughtered pig

Just doing a bit of light reading lads haha x

Being a janny on /brit/

great figure tbf

car salesman

Howling that yanks actually believe this

Do you reckon Janny secretly likes Poleaboo?

He only bans him to encourage him to do something else with his life/time

do you think they love each other? like real love? or is it just attraction

>White bitches scream the best when you rape them

>The younger the better, fortunately 12 year olds aren't hard to find, they'll hop in your car and suck you off for a bottle of WKD but where's the fun in that?

>Can't be consensual, no way

>After I'm done with them I like driving them out to the countryside and just dumping them naked on the side of a disused road
Anyone that does pass can't tell the difference between her and a slaughtered pig

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Imagine being that cunt who tries to show off how smart they are by posting out of context stuff from their course because they think it looks complicated.

Embarrassing

Nice handwriting

isn't this a level shit?

KALMAR+ANGLO UNION WHEN?

CANZUK+Norway, Sweden, Denmark would literally be unstoppable

we'd take back singapore and hong kong too

UNDERAGE.
Mods this is first year A level

ask me again on the weekend
all will be clear then

t. uni of life

Anyone else got a laser hair removal appointment tomorrow?

Just me?

k

Just doing a bit of light reading lads haha x

*gets a $500 fine for crossing the street in the wrong place*

*sins*

obviously biased

t. Just started year 12

good read, i felt really ambitious for a couple of months after reading it and then returned to my degenerate Cred Forums ways

Nice to see another paki on /brit/

Just doing a bit of light reading

The Prince is so good.

Genuinely worth reading

elite opinion: best plato dialogue is the parmenides

doing a bit of heavy reading

still don't get the israeli-palestinian conflict

why not just move the people in the gaza strip to egypt, and the ones in main palestine to Jordan/the rest of the world?
then give israel the land they want and nobody gets hurt
simple

Been on /brit/ since I was 16 and I'm 19 now lol
What a waste of 3 years

>poop

at dawn on the third day, look to the chon

>obviously biased

>POOCHESTER SHITY

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37496318

Do you think that there were nudes?

yes

or how about we move the jews back to American and Europe where they came from and would be welcomed?

unironically own this book
had to do a book review at uni and bought this for the gimmicks
never read it and savaged it in my review, got a decent mark too

POOP EXPOSED
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your thumbs are thin love eat a bit more! xox

second runtiest post of the day

The Palestinians who lived there weren't too keen desu senpai

Not as simple as that
Both groups consider Jerusalem a holy site, that's why they want control of it

A guy is paying me 50$ for every Tinder date I get him hehehe

Just doing a bit of light reading

yeah let's just move all the white people to scotland and wales because the pakis want the english land

>POOSEL

Had an argument with mum, she wants me to call her but won't do it herself because she's mad, so she got my dad to tell me to call her. So she can have a go.

Women are fucking mental tbqh.

woah me too!

didnt get the shopping quite right

so its probably going to be pot noodle for diner either that or go to tescos and too cant be arsed

ah yes the intricacies of NMR is A level!

try again sweeties :) x

Downloaded some Skillet, Marilyn Manson, Tech n9ne and Jay-Z for my trip to the laser place tomorrow

SHUT UP

Post girl willy.

>tfw you will never be the judge that had to look through all the photo to check whether they are worth slapping an injunction on, having a cheeky wank to the occasional nude of Pippa

>citeh

>fatties cost NHS 30bn
the sun realizes that their prime audience is fatties right

God i fucking hate being alive

Can't spell Anceladus without lad

>poochester shitty

I am 46 kilograms
thigh tattoos are so shit
was once shit talking them to my housemates and it turns out one of them has one and she showed it to me haha

Still working on my Brit of the Week lads. Really struggling on these high production values.

+1

t. First year uni student

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but there's more jews in Israel than there are Palestinians in Palestine

simple mathematics.

Reminder that City will comeback JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO

Fat working class people only think other fat working class people are a problem. Just like the Indians down the road are a bigger problem than their 4 drug addict cousins.

did a laugh

rate me

try chemistry graduate, kiddo x

>it's an owen jones thinks every working class person is a chav episode
>he thinks chavs are the result of poverty and not lack of morality instilled by shit parents

hmm yes

nice coat.

otherwise bent as fuck

d'awwwww bless the Fenians

a VERY handsome lad

had the same haircut a while back

I love how first year uni students like to show off how hard their course work is.

Looking back I did it too though so I can't complain haha.

did it for a level physics

>celtshit

>mfw Engurrrlands delude themselves into thinking the EPL is the best league in the UK

Reminder that the EPL is a diddly league and the SPL is the pinnacle of modern British football.

thanks it means a lot

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how do I politely tell a girl her bum smells when I fuck her from behind

>during the time it took him to write this celtic conceded
oh dear

fanks
put loads of thought into the age to specify and whether or not to elaborate about birth details but i think that was as good as it were going to get

attractive to 16 year olds wot fink theyre hipsters

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The classics are good but I prefer learning from a more contemporary strategy genius and all around based man

When I smash up underage cumskins down at the park, they have me outnumbered but are too scared to do anything, even run

Sometimes I ask them to give me their shoes before I start beating them, just in case they do decide to run, I can slowly stalk them until they fuck up their foot on something

Then I just walk up beside them, tell them to keep going, crawl if they have to, if they stop moving I smash a joint and after I break their arms and legs, I boot their fucking head in

Think I've killed about 6 or 7 in my lifetime, pigs won't do shit, they know we run this town

>I pay out the bum for BT Sport
>get goals still spoiled for me

AhH YeS

twinkcore right here

Lads I ordered from Pizza Hut almost an hour ago wtf

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Pizza hut is shite that'll teach you

what about from this angle, any better? I am 24 years old

new

Big Sam did nothing wrong

It's free if it takes longer than an hour, innit?

>attractive to 16 year olds wot fink theyre hipsters
pretty close tbqh
22 and only smash 18 year olds

CITY CITY CITY

SING THIS LITTLE DITTY

CITY CITY CITY

Have you actually read it and would you recommend?

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Yes and yes absolutely

White bitches scream the best when you rape them

The younger the better, fortunately 12 year olds aren't hard to find, they'll hop in your car and suck you off for a bottle of WKD but where's the fun in that?

Can't be consensual, no way

After I'm done with them I like driving them out to the countryside and just dumping them naked on the side of a disused road
Anyone that does pass can't tell the difference between her and a slaughtered pig

I DON'T NEED CUTE LITTLE GIRLS TO TELL ME THAT

Is this real life?

not even memeing, what to ask the barber for this trim?

kinda want something like it but am a spacker and too spergy to show the barber a picture

Do you just not have any muscular mass in your legs? How are you able to walk? Do you use a wheelchair?