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/balt/.

massacre yanks

Hope trump wins

*starts attending my first class at the university of life*

hmmm

Shant be posting in this commie thread

need to kiss a /brit/ lad

all in here

What's a communist doing playing a patrician instrument of the establishment! FUCKING SELLOUT

ummm no we're not sweetie

which one? x

any x

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37486397

>that top comment

I would rather have a random BBC commenter in charge of the country than Jezza.

*blushes*

creasing at the lad doing a dab in the back

absolute madman

:(

Moot was a good man. He created Cred Forums for your enjoyment.

Asuka.

new gimmick: typing like die antwoord

bond villain in the making

why cant this aussie just take a normal fucking photo if he wants attention?

insecure little bitch

CITY CITY CITY

SING THIS LITTLE DITTY

CITY CITY CITY

CITY CITY CITY

SING THIS LITTLE DITTY

CITY CITY CITY

Is shit

Hibernia delenda est

Another very rude post.

absolute twinkcore

How come the UK doesnt make rock music anymore? Back in the day the Beatles, and others cant think of any right now, but there were others, and they made rock and roll. What happened?

Jez is scum

When I smash up underage cumskin piglets down at the park, they have me outnumbered but are too scared to do anything, even run

Sometimes I ask them to give me their shoes before I start beating them, just in case they do decide to run, I can slowly stalk them until they fuck up their foot on something

Then I just walk up beside them, tell them to keep going, crawl if they have to, if they stop moving I smash a joint and after I break their arms and legs, I boot their fucking head in

Think I've killed about 6 or 7 in my lifetime, pigs won't do shit, they know we run this town

neurons firing on all cylanders

asuka is lovely. what's her story?

Man of the people Jezza is refusing to cut immigration which will definatly appeal to the Labour heartlands who voted for Brexit.

Just days after his sidekick announced they want a £10 livign wage by 2020

Rasheeds all over the Third World are excited

Misato a best even though she's practically used goods.

Trying to tend towards a more metrosexual look as I have had several girls remarking that I was too masculine looking

weeb cunt, fuck off

Prison Break really lost its way towards the end there.

Just doing some light reading

great now theyre BOTH here

mate you don't have to hide your face we already know what you look like

How would you rate the book?

I'm not good looking

I want to beat Asuka's face in with a hammer.

if i was a weeb id know her fucking story wouldnt i, fuck off you arrogant mistake

>freezing lasers
wat

>wanting that roastie

All yours lad.

>3.15 MB, 4000x2992

Will I be using my monthly mobile data allowance to open this one individual image? The answer to that question is the same as the answer to this one: do I rate Pogba? And that answer is no.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

>Old version of song on your spotify playlist gets updated to a newer shitter version

eugh

It's funny how you can rape all the white bitches and kill all the white "men" you want in Rochdale and the police won't do shit

It's not like we're even armed, yet they fear us..or perhaps they just acknowledge us as superior

Fuck off to /cum/, Igloo shagger

had some paster secreted away so putting that on, only got dolmio sauce tho and no cheese, so its just pasta and sauce what a sorry state of affairs sincerely

Nice receding hairline

Umm Oasis sweetie

The paki guy on bake off looks like one of those women that grow a beard

ah yes because weebs know everything about every single anime right? neck yourself you weeb, pathetic waste of space

She had a hard life.

I'd prefer a roastie who likes it rough over two 14 year olds with severe personality disorders.

smoking is incredibly bad for you.

you already look a bit chupa chups so smoking definitely does not help.

that cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize

That's a right triangle you idiot

doing some light reading

like how he knew i was talking about him

The "white" "human" evolved from the pig

Pure class/10

>tfw getting fat and repulsive

Absolutely tragic

just doing some light reading

mummy made me some pasta too
i didnt finish it because i need to watch the 'ries

the only thing i know about the slag is her name and thats because of banter
dont ever speak to me like that it makes me very cross and a bit teary

>Prodigy post jilted generation

absolutely disgusting

>POOCHESTER SHITY

always up to no good

>pep

Bet you're a manlet too

I'm 149 and well proportioned, you look fucking disgusting

*she

>spotify

Got the same book back home. Good stuff

>train and fund working class people to become MPs
>all become populist party representatives

>the shitty of poochester

>those feet
thought the neanderthals were wiped out

TWISTIN' MY MELON MAN

my arse

why isnt she a jap
shes not an immigrant is she
youre not a dirty immigrant lover surely?

>I'm 149kg and well proportioned

>that hairline

Poop Guardiolel has been exposed.

just doing some light reading

t. corbyn

She's half German.

>I'm 149 and well proportioned
yeah ok lad

...

he posted his butt again

>/shit/ WILL defend this

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CAN'T DODGE THE BRODGE

>you already look a bit chupa chups
What did you mean by this?
PS. Just found out that Salvador Dali created the logo for Chupa Chups.

>I'm 149

She's German/Japanese and also not real.

>back to memeing

How did that work out for you last time?

It doesn't matter if they score 1 or 2 if we're knocking in 4 or 5 at the other end of the pitch

That's the City way

assumed it was lbs

>Block TTIP
We aren't even going to be in the EU (when TTIP gets rejected)

>POOSEL
ENGLAND'S BRAVE THEO WALCOTT

>I'm 149 and well proportioned
Maybe if you're a baby elephant lmao

Sucks having undiagnosed ADD

I cruised through grade 12 because it was easy doing shit last minute but fucking hell its hard to do now

>WE'RE

Oh I'm sorry Amir I didn't realise you were an actual member of the football team

I take it your pizza hut arrived then?

>not real

hope they end up stabbing themselves in the eyes

thats nasty

>371 users online

fuck

>undiagnosed

ran out of mixer again
EEEEEEEEEEEEERR

>1st year pleb

lmaooooooo

reddit.com/r/Cuckold/comments/4wcntm/wife_and_i_tried_cuckolding_big_regret/

doing a light read

>ABLs

DO NOT REPLY

he has no idea what he's talking about obviously

>post ironically conceding TWICE to celtshit

Some twat is watching anime on the train lmao

>laser appointment tomorrow
>they always ask what meds I'm taking
>just lie and say nothing
Thinking of telling them what I'm on and effectively coming out as trans to them

Would be the first people ever

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>Right now my mom is 65 and I am 49.

aaaaaaaaah yes

>an Amerifat claiming a Brit has inferior footballing knowledge

Silly boy

chins need testing

not healthy, not sane

ahhh yes

Haha

can't believe how many men honestly think an open """"relationship"""" is going to work out in their favour

HULLO

HULLO

WE ARE THE BILLY BOYS

...

Ahh yes.
Very impressive.

At least the very hard working best Nazis got treated well by the Nazis

You could be the very best communist in the world and still get purged by the almighty leader

jezz has nothing on are nige

haha arse

one of the cheeky girls here, quick ama before dinner?

alri haha

FUCKING APOLOGIZE

NOW

were up to out knees in fenian blood

...

youtube.com/watch?v=dgNqETxyQi0

>arsene wenger
>arsenal
>ARSE

was this intentional?

I'm in my 4th year runt

a relationship means that the two should stay exclusive to each other. Those mongs are disgusting

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>grade 12

17 year old child detected

Ah yes the mighty Basel

wonder how I'd feel if I saw my girl fucking another girl

Foy

>"Heh, your walking technique was shit. How about you let ME show you how it's done, boy."

What do you say?

a fucking leaf

Honestly love reading shit like this when I'm down, always reminds me things could be worse, could literally be a spineless runt who asks other men to fuck his gf

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/breaking-gravis-post-debate-poll-trump-4-undecideds-go-trump-hillary-34-5/

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Basel are the best team in Switzerland by far so you can FUCK off

girl I like is going out with a fucking jf

all me

>poll conducted by brietbart

Ahh yes no selection bias here

normies are going fucking apeshit outside

no idea if one of them is dying or something but there's a lot of screaming

normies are fucking animals

>Gravis Marketing, a nonpartisan research firm, in conjunction with Breitbart News Network,"

ahhhhhhhh...

girl I like is a fucking jf

skyping with the internet gf

If a grill even hinted at "opening our relationship" I'd break up with her immediately.

She's politely saying you're not enough.

we bigly now

Lets make Walking great again

>poo ess vee

>Arsenal
>arse-anal
>arse and anal both mean bum or are bum-related

>Arsenal 2-0 up

thought they were losing judging by the posts in this thread

Fucking hell if only Arsenal played like this for the full season.....

tfw the gf is a jf

what do you expect from a bunch of immature other team fans

Beat shitters in group
Arsenal fans get loud again
Get to quarter finals
Lose to Barca

Every year

*post about arsenal*

walking out of this union

>It's a "Edwina Currie almost kills the egg industry" episode

ah yes this was a classic back in the day

They did play that way last season. Only lost because of meme magic.

>Get to quarter finals
We haven't been to the QFs in 6 years.

>every year

>beating basel
is this supposed to be an accomplishment

posy your current favourite gatto video

youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

They only lost to Liverpool to psych everyone out

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you'll never guess what's happening in yankland right now

>we

extreme minority
most of the lads I know (including myself) are punching well above their weight

*is inner city London black or Pakistani*

>italian talking about basil
lmao fuck off pizza man, luigi needs you back in the kitchen

Off to shag the twink bf now lads

celtic v city

peado terrorists v peado terrorists

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

How many times have you beaten Basel?

Zero times?

Hmm yes. That's what I presumed.

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Homosexuality is amoral and you're going to hell

what must that kitter be thinking seeing that beast outside

youtube.com/watch?v=Re-9JfNoLAc

the psychedelic furs?

>peado

>Italian
umm

breaking911.com/breaking-shooting-reported-townville-sc-elementary-school/

hmm.

one day abnormies will rule the world

youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE

think I might have angered the administration

foxnews.com/us/2016/09/28/police-respond-to-reports-possible-shooting-at-south-carolina-school.html

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the longer I stay with my gf the more anxious I get about how increasingly horrible the inevitable breakup is going to be

not that there's any reason for us to break up now, we're very happy, but I know it'll happen eventually

what's wrong with me

he's mentally deranged

FONT

do this too

His pink hairless arse is worth going to hell for

The yuro FA cup is a meme anyway, the EPL trophy is the important one

>talking cloud and a tranny

ah yes

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the absurd jumps in logic these people must go through

that town is 95% white

everyone does that you special snowflake.

Have you seen American Beauty?

Pure happiness is so rare that whenever we get any type of happiness we cling onto it because if we don't it will slip through our fingers instead of letting it flow through us like rain.

could you be arrested for being naked in your car in a public place?

was jogging earlier after work and got soaked in a sudden downpour. luckily I had a change of clothes and was able to strip off fully once I got back to my car. I was in a relatively secluded area so was not likely to be seen (and wasn't), but still left me wondering if it might potentially count as indecency if a cop passed by

The ginger twink on bake off is a right fucking faggot numale

Sickening

Break up with her today and get it over with

95% ""white""

daily reminder american "white" is not the same as rest of world white

same
was with a girl for three years

the breakup was hard but she cheated
wasn't just sitting around and letting her do that

FONT

...

let her know how you feel

>actually watching bake off

>Be Yank
>get shot

damn lad
think serious relationships in your early 20s are a bad idea iah

Not actually sure what I'd do if a girl cheated on me
Slightly concerned that I'd just snap.
Oh well, I'm single for the time being so I don't have to worry about that

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cant stand seeing """"men""" with really red cheeks

>use £93bn of corporation tax to spend £500bn

bravo Jez!

What are these called again?

just ran out of bars again

rolls

>turn on sky news
>they're talking about sports

don't they have a separate channel for that? there are more important things in the world than people kicking a ball

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

rolls

rolls

Rosacea is not a joke lad.

rolls

Batches

I remember having to eat this shite bread for lunch everyday at school.

Barn cakes

Horrified at the state of """"men"""" these days

nudgers

brioche focaccia

roll cakes

cobs

bap cakes

>imposing direct rule on Crown Dependencies if they don't clampdown on tax evasion

Man of the people

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Barmcakes

Barm even

lots of rare faces in here tonight
glad you could all make it :)

Girls are unable to tell funny anecdotes evidence #56468461561

Is it a requirement by law for British people to wear a purple North Face jacket once they turn 50?

found the pakis

cobs

Why are all birds so irrational, narcissistic, passive aggressive and stupid, lads?

prefer not to say

He's a republican

Hate this ginger Norn iron poof on Bake Off

Stay safe out there lads just be carefu-- WOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH PPWSHHHHHHHHHH *blows away*

i click post and it fails about 3 times, then comes out of nowhere 10 minutes later without my fucking flag
this happens one more time, im kicking up a fuss with the administrators

yes sir i want your sauce

wasting my youth

hmm

Bin lids

rolls

would fight any one of you cunts

cobs

>early 20s
AHAHAHAHAHA
those three years were my 18-21

crows, the smartest family of all birds, are actually smarter than apes according to some studies. they use tools, are social, and have a great memory

rolls

Why aren't you supporting based Jezza /brit/?

done a read of pakipoos blog
the animosity he has towards his dad is staggering

more of a democrat

*attempts to run a mile and collapses from exhaustion half way through*

IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

haha, it's some wind

watch out

only some crows

meet me at the brass monkey plymouth in 3 hours
twat

>Why are all birds so irrational, narcissistic, passive aggressive and stupid, lads?

>rolls

"""Women""" are just as bad if not worse

>the igf keeps using americanisms
reeeeeee and roooooo and also riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>extend the southern boundary
thought they could just sneak that in there did they

>Tory has ben so unhelpful , basically telling me to grow up and that I got what I asked for, No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?
>No you stupid cunt

YOU fucking cunt. meet me at laira so i can chuck you off it

reminder it says rolls on the packaging

what happened in cardiff?

EEEEEEEEER

perusing r/space
mfw

alri poleaboo

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Someone should send Tim some new /brit/ memes when he moves to his new place

purveying a poo

>igf

the ones I buy from asda say 'crusty cobs'

Kev had better watch out or he'll get run over

oh wheres he moving?

>perusing

dunno what happened?

>wind blowing a gale outside with rain pounding against the window
>pitch black
>tucked up cosy inside in our homes, still connected via a series of electrical internet tubes which allow us to stay in contact and shitpost, protected from the elements

comfy

>not wanting unlimited mass immigration of foreigners and muslims into your country makes you 'far-right'
>wanting unlimited mass immigration of foreigners and muslims into your country no matter the cost or how many rapes/deaths they cause doesn't make you 'far-left'

>Buying mass produced packaged barn cakes
Paki. I buy mine from the baker and he'd twat me if I called them rolls

at least I have a gf
what do you have?
nothing

so does your mum's fanny waheeeeyyyyyy

A flat in High Wycombe according to his latest videos, though he hasn't moved yet

life plan: make a billion dollars, move to a quaint hamlet in the english countryside and retire peacefully

she wants a man from High Wycombe

may or may not watch some Chinese cartoons

Why do people idolise this man. He's just some boring old bastard with no charisma.

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because dude socialism lol. dude free shit lol

Watch Black Lagoon and thank me later.

>tfw mom has friends over
>you're taking a shower
>mom starts shouting your name
>"MOM, I'M IN THE SHOWER!"
>opens door
>"Sweetie come out, I need to show the girls something."
>drags you to kitchen
>"I told you he had his father's itty bitty penis!"
>all laugh
>Dad walks in
>"Uuugh, this again."

He's going to stop the mandem being killed

This

Fuck anyone who thinks living in the past was better. le born in the wrong generation only applies forward

ooer hes creeping closer and closer
if he makes it to risborough i might have to flee

>mom

Fuck

off

yank

>High Wycombe

>POOCHESTER SHITTY
hahahahahaha

>High Wycombe

Poor bastard

t. political illiterate

Not sure why Tim just doesn't move up north to Lancashire or Manchester
much cheaper

>Raheem Sterling
Redpill me on Jamaicans having arabic names? Used to know a Jamila who had no arab/muslim ancestors too

Entire state here lost their power for a while yesterday la, we're not entirely safe x

*gently rub your left cheek with my hand*
you know I really like you right

Why is he shielding his eyes? Did someone show him the front page of the Mirror about all those rapes in Rotherham?

>POOCHESTER SHITTY

Alri Pep la

She doth desire a male companion from Birminghamtown

Finished shaving

All set for laser tomorrow

wahey

falling down to darkness

started posting in /brit/ about 6 months ago and i've learned everything about british culture

consuming a toffee crisp

>anti-establishment
>pro-EU
o i am laffin