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/balt/.
massacre yanks
Hope trump wins
*starts attending my first class at the university of life*
hmmm
Shant be posting in this commie thread
need to kiss a /brit/ lad
all in here
What's a communist doing playing a patrician instrument of the establishment! FUCKING SELLOUT
ummm no we're not sweetie
which one? x
any x
bbc.co.uk
>that top comment
I would rather have a random BBC commenter in charge of the country than Jezza.
*blushes*
creasing at the lad doing a dab in the back
absolute madman
:(
Moot was a good man. He created Cred Forums for your enjoyment.
Asuka.
new gimmick: typing like die antwoord
bond villain in the making
why cant this aussie just take a normal fucking photo if he wants attention?
insecure little bitch
CITY CITY CITY
SING THIS LITTLE DITTY
CITY CITY CITY
CITY CITY CITY
SING THIS LITTLE DITTY
CITY CITY CITY
Is shit
Hibernia delenda est
Another very rude post.
absolute twinkcore
How come the UK doesnt make rock music anymore? Back in the day the Beatles, and others cant think of any right now, but there were others, and they made rock and roll. What happened?
Jez is scum
When I smash up underage cumskin piglets down at the park, they have me outnumbered but are too scared to do anything, even run
Sometimes I ask them to give me their shoes before I start beating them, just in case they do decide to run, I can slowly stalk them until they fuck up their foot on something
Then I just walk up beside them, tell them to keep going, crawl if they have to, if they stop moving I smash a joint and after I break their arms and legs, I boot their fucking head in
Think I've killed about 6 or 7 in my lifetime, pigs won't do shit, they know we run this town
neurons firing on all cylanders
asuka is lovely. what's her story?
Man of the people Jezza is refusing to cut immigration which will definatly appeal to the Labour heartlands who voted for Brexit.
Just days after his sidekick announced they want a £10 livign wage by 2020
Rasheeds all over the Third World are excited
Misato a best even though she's practically used goods.
Trying to tend towards a more metrosexual look as I have had several girls remarking that I was too masculine looking
weeb cunt, fuck off
Prison Break really lost its way towards the end there.
Just doing some light reading
great now theyre BOTH here
mate you don't have to hide your face we already know what you look like
How would you rate the book?
I'm not good looking
I want to beat Asuka's face in with a hammer.
if i was a weeb id know her fucking story wouldnt i, fuck off you arrogant mistake
>freezing lasers
wat
>wanting that roastie
All yours lad.
>3.15 MB, 4000x2992
Will I be using my monthly mobile data allowance to open this one individual image? The answer to that question is the same as the answer to this one: do I rate Pogba? And that answer is no.
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
>Old version of song on your spotify playlist gets updated to a newer shitter version
eugh
It's funny how you can rape all the white bitches and kill all the white "men" you want in Rochdale and the police won't do shit
It's not like we're even armed, yet they fear us..or perhaps they just acknowledge us as superior
Fuck off to /cum/, Igloo shagger
had some paster secreted away so putting that on, only got dolmio sauce tho and no cheese, so its just pasta and sauce what a sorry state of affairs sincerely
Nice receding hairline
Umm Oasis sweetie
The paki guy on bake off looks like one of those women that grow a beard
ah yes because weebs know everything about every single anime right? neck yourself you weeb, pathetic waste of space
She had a hard life.
I'd prefer a roastie who likes it rough over two 14 year olds with severe personality disorders.
smoking is incredibly bad for you.
you already look a bit chupa chups so smoking definitely does not help.
that cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize
That's a right triangle you idiot
doing some light reading
like how he knew i was talking about him
The "white" "human" evolved from the pig
Pure class/10
>tfw getting fat and repulsive
Absolutely tragic
just doing some light reading
mummy made me some pasta too
i didnt finish it because i need to watch the 'ries
the only thing i know about the slag is her name and thats because of banter
dont ever speak to me like that it makes me very cross and a bit teary
>Prodigy post jilted generation
absolutely disgusting
>POOCHESTER SHITY
always up to no good
>pep
Bet you're a manlet too
I'm 149 and well proportioned, you look fucking disgusting
*she
>spotify
Got the same book back home. Good stuff
>train and fund working class people to become MPs
>all become populist party representatives
>the shitty of poochester
>those feet
thought the neanderthals were wiped out
TWISTIN' MY MELON MAN
my arse
why isnt she a jap
shes not an immigrant is she
youre not a dirty immigrant lover surely?
>I'm 149kg and well proportioned
>that hairline
Poop Guardiolel has been exposed.
just doing some light reading
t. corbyn
She's half German.
>I'm 149 and well proportioned
yeah ok lad
...
he posted his butt again
>/shit/ WILL defend this
CAN'T DODGE THE BRODGE
>you already look a bit chupa chups
What did you mean by this?
PS. Just found out that Salvador Dali created the logo for Chupa Chups.
>I'm 149
She's German/Japanese and also not real.
>back to memeing
How did that work out for you last time?
It doesn't matter if they score 1 or 2 if we're knocking in 4 or 5 at the other end of the pitch
That's the City way
assumed it was lbs
>Block TTIP
We aren't even going to be in the EU (when TTIP gets rejected)
>POOSEL
ENGLAND'S BRAVE THEO WALCOTT
>I'm 149 and well proportioned
Maybe if you're a baby elephant lmao
Sucks having undiagnosed ADD
I cruised through grade 12 because it was easy doing shit last minute but fucking hell its hard to do now
>WE'RE
Oh I'm sorry Amir I didn't realise you were an actual member of the football team
I take it your pizza hut arrived then?
>not real
hope they end up stabbing themselves in the eyes
thats nasty
>371 users online
fuck
>undiagnosed
ran out of mixer again
EEEEEEEEEEEEERR
>1st year pleb
lmaooooooo
>ABLs
DO NOT REPLY
he has no idea what he's talking about obviously
>post ironically conceding TWICE to celtshit
Some twat is watching anime on the train lmao
>laser appointment tomorrow
>they always ask what meds I'm taking
>just lie and say nothing
Thinking of telling them what I'm on and effectively coming out as trans to them
Would be the first people ever
reddit.com
>Right now my mom is 65 and I am 49.
aaaaaaaaah yes
>an Amerifat claiming a Brit has inferior footballing knowledge
Silly boy
chins need testing
not healthy, not sane
ahhh yes
Haha
can't believe how many men honestly think an open """"relationship"""" is going to work out in their favour
HULLO
HULLO
WE ARE THE BILLY BOYS
...
Ahh yes.
Very impressive.
At least the very hard working best Nazis got treated well by the Nazis
You could be the very best communist in the world and still get purged by the almighty leader
jezz has nothing on are nige
haha arse
one of the cheeky girls here, quick ama before dinner?
alri haha
FUCKING APOLOGIZE
NOW
were up to out knees in fenian blood
...
>arsene wenger
>arsenal
>ARSE
was this intentional?
I'm in my 4th year runt
a relationship means that the two should stay exclusive to each other. Those mongs are disgusting
...
>grade 12
17 year old child detected
Ah yes the mighty Basel
wonder how I'd feel if I saw my girl fucking another girl
Foy
>"Heh, your walking technique was shit. How about you let ME show you how it's done, boy."
What do you say?
a fucking leaf
Honestly love reading shit like this when I'm down, always reminds me things could be worse, could literally be a spineless runt who asks other men to fuck his gf
...
Basel are the best team in Switzerland by far so you can FUCK off
girl I like is going out with a fucking jf
all me
>poll conducted by brietbart
Ahh yes no selection bias here
normies are going fucking apeshit outside
no idea if one of them is dying or something but there's a lot of screaming
normies are fucking animals
>Gravis Marketing, a nonpartisan research firm, in conjunction with Breitbart News Network,"
ahhhhhhhh...
girl I like is a fucking jf
skyping with the internet gf
If a grill even hinted at "opening our relationship" I'd break up with her immediately.
She's politely saying you're not enough.
we bigly now
Lets make Walking great again
>poo ess vee
>Arsenal
>arse-anal
>arse and anal both mean bum or are bum-related
>Arsenal 2-0 up
thought they were losing judging by the posts in this thread
Fucking hell if only Arsenal played like this for the full season.....
tfw the gf is a jf
what do you expect from a bunch of immature other team fans
Beat shitters in group
Arsenal fans get loud again
Get to quarter finals
Lose to Barca
Every year
*post about arsenal*
walking out of this union
>It's a "Edwina Currie almost kills the egg industry" episode
ah yes this was a classic back in the day
They did play that way last season. Only lost because of meme magic.
>Get to quarter finals
We haven't been to the QFs in 6 years.
>every year
>beating basel
is this supposed to be an accomplishment
posy your current favourite gatto video
They only lost to Liverpool to psych everyone out
...
you'll never guess what's happening in yankland right now
>we
extreme minority
most of the lads I know (including myself) are punching well above their weight
*is inner city London black or Pakistani*
>italian talking about basil
lmao fuck off pizza man, luigi needs you back in the kitchen
Off to shag the twink bf now lads
celtic v city
peado terrorists v peado terrorists
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
How many times have you beaten Basel?
Zero times?
Hmm yes. That's what I presumed.
...
Homosexuality is amoral and you're going to hell
what must that kitter be thinking seeing that beast outside
the psychedelic furs?
>peado
>Italian
umm
one day abnormies will rule the world
think I might have angered the administration
...
the longer I stay with my gf the more anxious I get about how increasingly horrible the inevitable breakup is going to be
not that there's any reason for us to break up now, we're very happy, but I know it'll happen eventually
what's wrong with me
he's mentally deranged
FONT
do this too
His pink hairless arse is worth going to hell for
The yuro FA cup is a meme anyway, the EPL trophy is the important one
>talking cloud and a tranny
ah yes
...
the absurd jumps in logic these people must go through
that town is 95% white
everyone does that you special snowflake.
Have you seen American Beauty?
Pure happiness is so rare that whenever we get any type of happiness we cling onto it because if we don't it will slip through our fingers instead of letting it flow through us like rain.
could you be arrested for being naked in your car in a public place?
was jogging earlier after work and got soaked in a sudden downpour. luckily I had a change of clothes and was able to strip off fully once I got back to my car. I was in a relatively secluded area so was not likely to be seen (and wasn't), but still left me wondering if it might potentially count as indecency if a cop passed by
The ginger twink on bake off is a right fucking faggot numale
Sickening
Break up with her today and get it over with
95% ""white""
daily reminder american "white" is not the same as rest of world white
same
was with a girl for three years
the breakup was hard but she cheated
wasn't just sitting around and letting her do that
FONT
...
let her know how you feel
>actually watching bake off
>Be Yank
>get shot
damn lad
think serious relationships in your early 20s are a bad idea iah
Not actually sure what I'd do if a girl cheated on me
Slightly concerned that I'd just snap.
Oh well, I'm single for the time being so I don't have to worry about that
...
cant stand seeing """"men""" with really red cheeks
>use £93bn of corporation tax to spend £500bn
bravo Jez!
What are these called again?
just ran out of bars again
rolls
>turn on sky news
>they're talking about sports
don't they have a separate channel for that? there are more important things in the world than people kicking a ball
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
rolls
rolls
Rosacea is not a joke lad.
rolls
Batches
I remember having to eat this shite bread for lunch everyday at school.
Barn cakes
Horrified at the state of """"men"""" these days
nudgers
brioche focaccia
roll cakes
cobs
bap cakes
>imposing direct rule on Crown Dependencies if they don't clampdown on tax evasion
Man of the people
...
Barmcakes
Barm even
lots of rare faces in here tonight
glad you could all make it :)
Girls are unable to tell funny anecdotes evidence #56468461561
Is it a requirement by law for British people to wear a purple North Face jacket once they turn 50?
found the pakis
cobs
Why are all birds so irrational, narcissistic, passive aggressive and stupid, lads?
prefer not to say
He's a republican
Hate this ginger Norn iron poof on Bake Off
Stay safe out there lads just be carefu-- WOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH PPWSHHHHHHHHHH *blows away*
i click post and it fails about 3 times, then comes out of nowhere 10 minutes later without my fucking flag
this happens one more time, im kicking up a fuss with the administrators
yes sir i want your sauce
wasting my youth
hmm
Bin lids
rolls
would fight any one of you cunts
cobs
>early 20s
AHAHAHAHAHA
those three years were my 18-21
crows, the smartest family of all birds, are actually smarter than apes according to some studies. they use tools, are social, and have a great memory
rolls
Why aren't you supporting based Jezza /brit/?
done a read of pakipoos blog
the animosity he has towards his dad is staggering
more of a democrat
*attempts to run a mile and collapses from exhaustion half way through*
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
haha, it's some wind
watch out
only some crows
meet me at the brass monkey plymouth in 3 hours
twat
>Why are all birds so irrational, narcissistic, passive aggressive and stupid, lads?
>rolls
"""Women""" are just as bad if not worse
>the igf keeps using americanisms
reeeeeee and roooooo and also riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>extend the southern boundary
thought they could just sneak that in there did they
>Tory has ben so unhelpful , basically telling me to grow up and that I got what I asked for, No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?
>No you stupid cunt
YOU fucking cunt. meet me at laira so i can chuck you off it
reminder it says rolls on the packaging
what happened in cardiff?
EEEEEEEEER
perusing r/space
mfw
alri poleaboo
...
Someone should send Tim some new /brit/ memes when he moves to his new place
purveying a poo
>igf
the ones I buy from asda say 'crusty cobs'
Kev had better watch out or he'll get run over
oh wheres he moving?
>perusing
dunno what happened?
>wind blowing a gale outside with rain pounding against the window
>pitch black
>tucked up cosy inside in our homes, still connected via a series of electrical internet tubes which allow us to stay in contact and shitpost, protected from the elements
comfy
>not wanting unlimited mass immigration of foreigners and muslims into your country makes you 'far-right'
>wanting unlimited mass immigration of foreigners and muslims into your country no matter the cost or how many rapes/deaths they cause doesn't make you 'far-left'
>Buying mass produced packaged barn cakes
Paki. I buy mine from the baker and he'd twat me if I called them rolls
at least I have a gf
what do you have?
nothing
so does your mum's fanny waheeeeyyyyyy
A flat in High Wycombe according to his latest videos, though he hasn't moved yet
life plan: make a billion dollars, move to a quaint hamlet in the english countryside and retire peacefully
she wants a man from High Wycombe
may or may not watch some Chinese cartoons
Why do people idolise this man. He's just some boring old bastard with no charisma.
...
because dude socialism lol. dude free shit lol
Watch Black Lagoon and thank me later.
>tfw mom has friends over
>you're taking a shower
>mom starts shouting your name
>"MOM, I'M IN THE SHOWER!"
>opens door
>"Sweetie come out, I need to show the girls something."
>drags you to kitchen
>"I told you he had his father's itty bitty penis!"
>all laugh
>Dad walks in
>"Uuugh, this again."
He's going to stop the mandem being killed
This
Fuck anyone who thinks living in the past was better. le born in the wrong generation only applies forward
ooer hes creeping closer and closer
if he makes it to risborough i might have to flee
>mom
Fuck
off
yank
>High Wycombe
>POOCHESTER SHITTY
hahahahahaha
>High Wycombe
Poor bastard
t. political illiterate
Not sure why Tim just doesn't move up north to Lancashire or Manchester
much cheaper
>Raheem Sterling
Redpill me on Jamaicans having arabic names? Used to know a Jamila who had no arab/muslim ancestors too
Entire state here lost their power for a while yesterday la, we're not entirely safe x
*gently rub your left cheek with my hand*
you know I really like you right
Why is he shielding his eyes? Did someone show him the front page of the Mirror about all those rapes in Rotherham?
>POOCHESTER SHITTY
Alri Pep la
She doth desire a male companion from Birminghamtown
Finished shaving
All set for laser tomorrow
wahey
falling down to darkness
started posting in /brit/ about 6 months ago and i've learned everything about british culture
consuming a toffee crisp
>anti-establishment
>pro-EU
o i am laffin